/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14447064]

If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?

[Hotwing Man No.14447068]

Gee I dunno

[Anonymous No.14447072]

for me, it's dick

[Anonymous No.14447078]

>>14447064
Honestly I'd just tell them to ask my mom to make whatever she wants.

[Anonymous No.14447113]

>>14447078
Aw, that's sweet.

[Anonymous No.14447127]

>>14447078
This guys moms poonany

[Anonymous No.14447139]

>>14447064
What would the 'special meal' be?

[Anonymous No.14447140]

one child please

[Anonymous No.14447169]

>>14447064
>2 egg omlette with tomatoes, avocado, jimmy dean sausage, red onions, and cheddar cheese
>short stack of gingerbread pancakes with chocolate chips and maple syrup

[Anonymous No.14447278]

>>14447064
Franky I would probably get a steak too, with home fries and bearnaise sauce.

[Anonymous No.14447294]

Carbonara with guanciale

[Anonymous No.14447305]

full BBQ plate.
>beef ribs
>pork ribs
>brisket (lean and fatty)
>tritips
>pulled pork
>elgin sausage
>turkey leg
>cheese grits
>mac n cheese
>whole loaf of white bread
>dozen pickled jalapenos and onions
>potato salad
>cole slaw

fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.14447308]

For me, it'd be the entire Popeyes menu.

>Chicken sandwiches
>Traditional bone-in chicken
>Strips
>Every single side
>Enough buttermilk ranch that it registers as my blood type
>One of those apple pies
>Large lemonade

[Anonymous No.14447315]

>>14447305
patrician choice, anon

[Anonymous No.14447343]

>>14447064
How come his special request was denied?

[Anonymous No.14447370]

>>14447343
Reread the sentence. Bundy was offered but declined to have a personalized meal

[Anonymous No.14447394]

>>14447064
300mg of oxycontin, maybe a cigarette after that? I guess in the hypothetical of me being on death row I'd be less concerned with other people but the idea of someone having to clean up my shit is distasteful to me.

[Anonymous No.14447405]

McDonalds

[Anonymous No.14447437]

quesarito with fries supreme

[Anonymous No.14447441]

>>14447305
based. how long of a list do you think you can make before the feds tell you to fuck off?

[Anonymous No.14447591]

>>14447308
Dont forget the po'boy

[Anonymous No.14447614]

>>14447064
A massive bucket of KFC. The biggest one they have. If I go out like a nigger, then I will eat my last meal like a nigger.

[Anonymous No.14447628]

For me it would be a New York strip with a lobster tail and asparagus coated with a hollandaise sauce

[Anonymous No.14447631]

>>14447064
The hottest spicy curry on the planet.
So when I die, maybe I'll shit myself, and they'll have to deal with the smell/mess.

[Anonymous No.14447643]

>>14447064
desu id just get some ghetto ass chicken wrap with chips and a pepsi, plenty of garlic mayo and chilli sause as well.

[Anonymous No.14447662]

Something to create the biggest, vinegary-smellingest sloppashit conceivable, so probably nay of the garbage posted on /ck/

[Anonymous No.14447669]

>>14447064
Last Meal
>Super spicy Pad Thai with papaya salad
>Al pastor taco
>5 layer burrito from Taco bell
>Spicy Tuna Roll
>Mcdouble
>Popeyes or Chic Fil a sandwich
>curly fries and onion rings
>Corn on the cob
>over medium fried egg with buttered rye toast
>1/2 head of iceberg lettuce
>slice of water melon
>a banana
>diet coke
>chocolate shake from culvers

[Anonymous No.14447685]

>>14447662
>>14447669
My meal would produce a fucked up shit storm I feel like.

Basically every category of meat, tons of fried stuff, good amount of liquid and dairy, corn. That's gonna be a wild poop.

[Anonymous No.14447699]

>>14447064
A lot of popcorn I suppose.

[Anonymous No.14447718]

>>14447699
Lmao unpopped?

[Anonymous No.14447742]

Cyanide

[Anonymous No.14447772]

>>14447614
Based

[Anonymous No.14447778]

Two spicy potato tacos from taco bell.

[Anonymous No.14447786]

>Steak (medium rare)

Wow, even before his last moments on earth they made him suffer.

[Anonymous No.14447790]

>>14447718
I'm not an animal

[Anonymous No.14447864]

>>14447064
Those don't look over easy.

[Anonymous No.14447895]

In that order:
A bottle of Glenmorangie.
Whole roasted Peking duck with orange sauce.
Stir fry noodles with vegetables and babi pangang sauce.
Fugu sashimi style (including lethal parts).
10 shrimp fried spring rolls with sweet and sour sauce.
1 pint of white chocolate mousse.
A pack of Marlboro.

[Anonymous No.14447909]

>>14447064
Hot Italian beef sandwich
Hot brownie with a scoop of ice cream
Root beer
Tin of grizzly wintergreen

[Anonymous No.14447926]

>>14447064
The go to meal sounds really good desu

[Anonymous No.14447949]

>>14447064
>He did all that by 43
Fuck I only got 10 years to make something of myself

[Anonymous No.14447961]

>>14447394
Yeah I'd ask if I could just be drugged into a coma too since the injection drugs they use are super painful

[Anonymous No.14447980]

>>14447961
How do you know

[Anonymous No.14447982]

A gallon of milk and 2 cans of beans, that way when I shit myself during the execution it’s rancid.

[Anonymous No.14447995]

>>14447139
retard detected

[Anonymous No.14448024]

>>14447961
another retard. they cant give you drugs as your last meal. Meals are food, not drugs. there is no "witty" answer to this. you just pick some food you like.
HUHU A GUN
HUHUU MORPHINE
arent clever or valid answers.

[Anonymous No.14448033]

>>14448024
>>14447995

You’re a buzzkill

[Anonymous No.14448035]

>>14447995
How? What's retarded about asking that?

[Anonymous No.14448076]

I don’t get why governments would waste resources on giving inmates a special expensive meal before offing them. Isn’t it such a waste of money? They’ll be dying anyway - as payment for their crimes.

[Anonymous No.14448133]

Steak and kidney pie with some sour cream on top. Side of asparagus so if I piss myself when I die it will smell bad. Glass of whole milk.

[Anonymous No.14448137]

Piping hot plate of poopy

[Anonymous No.14448142]

>>14448076
The death penalty is usually more expensive than life in prison due to all the appeals processes. A $20 meal on top of that isn't really breaking the bank.

[Anonymous No.14448151]

>>14448076
It's like 50 bucks at most bro. It costs like 80k a year to keep someone imprisoned. It costs millions to actually execute someone because of all the trials and re-trials.

[Anonymous No.14448171]

>>14448035
>He *declined* a "special" meal.
Means he did *not* have a preference or "special" request.
>He was served a *traditional* last meal
Means he given a meal that is *usually* served to those who made no "special" request for their last meal.

You fucking donkey.

[Anonymous No.14448658]

>>14448171
What are you even saying? You're not addressing the original question at all.

[Anonymous No.14448746]

PBJ unironically for full circle.

[Anonymous No.14448778]

Can I cook my own meal? That would be pretty baste.

[Anonymous No.14448779]

Endless buffet

[Anonymous No.14448797]

this guys order is probably what i'd go for
>2 pints of mint chocolate chip icecream
sounds pretty good desu

[Anonymous No.14448818]

>>14448779
>if you stop eating... YOU DIE!

[Anonymous No.14448823]

>>14447064
Blowfish

[Anonymous No.14448837]

>>14447064
Vengeance against the unjust system that put me there

[Anonymous No.14448839]

a subway sandwich built like they were in 2005. maybe some company

[Anonymous No.14448848]

>>14448823
prepared by an untrained chef

[Anonymous No.14448875]

>>14447631
They usually have to anyway, and they're prepared to handle it. In fact, chances are you would be made to wear adult diapers, and even if you aren't, the affair will take place in an easy to clean room.

[Anonymous No.14448899]

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Anonymous No.14449293]

Whole 3kg roasted goose with boiled duck eggs.
Served with dill, chives, broccoli and brussels sprouts; a side salad of tomato, cucumber, olives and sliced jalapeno peppers

[Anonymous No.14449296]

>>14447064
cum

[Anonymous No.14449308]

>>14447064
i woud eat pussy since i'm a forever virgin

[Anonymous No.14449316]

>>14447631
contrary to popular belief, your last meal is served to you a few days before execution to avoid this exact scenario

[Anonymous No.14449328]

>>14449308
they can't feed you to yourself

[Anonymous No.14449388]

>>14447064
Mandrake root and rice wine

[Anonymous No.14449405]

Raw beets and prickly pears

[Anonymous No.14449422]

A half rack of ribs, a side of mac and cheese, and a bottle of cream soda.

[Anonymous No.14449474]

>>14447441
Some states have like a 50 dollar limit.

[Anonymous No.14449504]

>>14447064

Probably a whopper and fries from Burger King with a Coke Icee.

I know it's not the best - but I used always love going to BK with my grandparents growing up.

[Anonymous No.14449578]

Like you wouldn't

[Anonymous No.14449617]

A massive bucked of Kakapo wings. If I have to die, then I'm going to drag an entire specie with me.

[Anonymous No.14449632]

>>14447064
Fried and breaded chicken with white gravy for dipping. Buttered Texas toast. Steak fries with a shit ton of ketchup. Pitcher of sweet tea. Vanilla milkshake for desert.

They probably won't let me have whiskey, huh?

[Anonymous No.14449645]

All you can eat buffet

Lets see how long I can last before you blow me up

[Anonymous No.14449649]

>>14448133
>Steak and kidney pie
>pie
>not pudding

grim

[Anonymous No.14449669]

Sunday Roast with all the trimmings, plus I insist on being executed on the same Sunday.

[Anonymous No.14449676]

>>14447169
>short stack of gingerbread pancakes with chocolate chips and maple syrup

That sounds fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.14449682]

>>14449676
Maple syrup is too sweet, dunno how yanks manage it

[Anonymous No.14449697]

>>14448848
A delicacy

[Anonymous No.14449706]

>>14447064
Fried pussy please

[Anonymous No.14449792]

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

[Anonymous No.14449812]

>>14449792
We serve food here, offender.

[Anonymous No.14449824]

>>14447064
warden's wife's pussay

[Anonymous No.14449889]

>>14447064
I'd take this meal honestly. Just throw in a twice baked potato and a milkshake and we are talkin'.

[Anonymous No.14449898]

>>14448658
The "special" meal is whatever you want them to prepare for you, you fucking dunce.

[Anonymous No.14449909]

>>14447064
A taste of freedom. Bam, baby. I'm out.

[Anonymous No.14449938]

Stale baguette, then I would use it as a baton to beat the guards with and escape

[Anonymous No.14450002]

Popeyes chicken strips
Mcdonalds fries
Taco bell quesarito, mexican pizza
Half Carls Jr triple western bacon burger
Half Wendys triple baconator
Cinnabon cinnamon roll
Sake or soju or makkeoli for drink

[Anonymous No.14450007]

>>14449316
>last meal
>isn't actually your last
Hack writers at it again, getting pretty tired of the simulation.

[Anonymous No.14450010]

>>14450002
You fucking fat blob

[Anonymous No.14450014]

>>14450010
Your last meal should be decadent as fuck

[Anonymous No.14450023]

>>14447064
cyanide pill

[Anonymous No.14450064]

>>14447614
based John Wayne Gacy, how's hell?

[Anonymous No.14450068]

>>14450010
He's about to be dead and you want him to watch his waistline? Are you fucking retarded? Who cares?

[Anonymous No.14450077]

>>14447949
more like 33, he spent around a decade on death row.

[Anonymous No.14450082]

>>14450064
The cops said that he was praying and was full of regret when he turned himself in, yet during the trial he laughed at one of the witnesses. How does that add up?

[Anonymous No.14450114]

>>14447064
>If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
10oz filet mignon, rare
8oz sirloin, medium rare
A slice of pepperoni pizza
A dozen hot bbq chicken wings
A pint of spicy roast pork pad thai
A Big Mac
An angry whopper
Three biscuits and gravy
Three hash browns from McD’s
A basket of onion strings
A bottle of ketchup
A bottle of Texas Pete
A pint of Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie
A three layer strawberry shortcake
A bottle of whip cream
A bucket of ice
A 2 liter of Coca Cola
750ml Sailor Jerry
12 pack Modelo Especial
Two packs of Camel Wide Filters

[Anonymous No.14450116]

>>14450082
Guy was probably just playing Pascal's wager but then remembered the whole "you can't trick an omnipotent being" thing so he just gave it up.

[Anonymous No.14450120]

>>14450082
extremely malicious master manipulator, Bundy was that way too.

[Anonymous No.14450132]

>>14447064
double cheeseburger
fries
coke
birthday cake

[Anonymous No.14450258]

>>14447169
>2 egg omlette

That's not even an omelette faggot, anything under 8 eggs is just a snack.

[Anonymous No.14450301]

No food. I want a glass of hot chocolate with Bailey’s with hydrocodone, Benadryl, and Thorazine crushed up in it, served in a blue tin camping cup like my wife got me on our first Christmas together. I want my last thoughts to be of her while that drink blows out my brains and robs the fuckers of their satisfaction since they’ll be executing a zombie.

[Anonymous No.14450327]

>>14449792
>hurrrr look at me I use secrit code 4 food order hurrrr am i cool yet mom

[Anonymous No.14450331]

>>14447064
3 Big, juicy borgars.

[Anonymous No.14450334]

>>14447308
Have u ever had their wraps

[Anonymous No.14450335]

>>14450327
According to Encyclopedia Spngoebobia, the code means:

A double Krabby Patty with two extra slices of lettuce, cheese, and tomatoes. However, it still only has one patty.

[Anonymous No.14450339]

>>14450327
>>14450335
However, it also said that if prepared properly, the meal would actually be:
Double Triple: 6 patties
Bossy: All-beef patties
Deluxe: With everything
On a raft: Toast replaces buns (specifically Texas toast)
4-by-4: Four patties and four cheese slices plus the six current patties would equal ten patties
Animal style: Patties cooked in mustard and topped with secret sauce and grilled onions
Extra shingles: Extra toast
With a shimmy: Jelly on the toast
And a squeeze: Orange juice on the side
Light axle grease: Lightly buttered
Make it cry: Fry the onions
Burn it: Patties are well-done
Let it swim: Extra sauce

[Anonymous No.14450341]

>>14447064
The fancy last meal is an American thing.
Most other countries with the death penalty just give you bread and water like any other day and then bam, you find out your gunna die about 5 min before it happens

[Anonymous No.14450346]

>>14450258
basedu

[Anonymous No.14450355]

>>14450341
UK, Germany, Canada + some asian and middle eastern countries all have recorded instances of last meals.

[Anonymous No.14450410]

Pepperoni sandwich stacked high w/ mozzarella x2
Lays chips family size
Pint of Jose cuervo & 2liter sierra mist

[Anonymous No.14450437]

>>14447064
>blackpilled and omegafags: the thread
God forbid you want a celebratory meal, no you fantasize about dying.

[Anonymous No.14450450]

>>14447305
>Elgin sausage
Shhhh anon don't let that secret out

[Anonymous No.14450513]

>>14447305
>>14447315
truly based

[Anonymous No.14450517]

>>14450082
He feels pity for himself and contempt for everybody else. Seems pretty easy to me.

[Anonymous No.14450631]

>>14450517
nice summation.

[Anonymous No.14450650]

>>14447441
Not much, which is kind of sad. I guess we are only executing horrible evil people but still, if you're gonna take someone's life away you should at least give them a good meal first.

[Anonymous No.14450673]

>>14450301
Cant get drugs or alcohol

[Anonymous No.14450708]

>>14447064
italian cold cut sub/grinder/hero with regular lays potato chips and a can of coke

[Cían No.14450745]

>>14447064

[Anonymous No.14450748]

>>14447068
offensively underrated post

[Cían No.14450762]

>>14448899
i giggled

[Anonymous No.14450797]

sopping wet pussy and ass

[Anonymous No.14450810]

>>14447441
You don't get to order anything you fucking want. You only get to order whatever the prison kitchen can and is willing to make for you.

[Anonymous No.14452329]

>>14447064
tendies

[Anonymous No.14452618]

>>14447305
ahah maybe you can ask if you can invite a few friends over and play some drinking games.
At one point in the evening you'll drop the joke you've been storing for this special occasion :
'Hey guys, you gotta enjoy life as if you will be dead tomorrow'. All your buddies will be on the floor laughing at the irony.

[Anonymous No.14452941]

breast milk straight from the source

[Anonymous No.14454686]

>>14450355
recorded isntances =/= it's a common thing.

[Anonymous No.14455526]

Well done steak with chup

[Anonymous No.14455798]

>>14447064
>>14449578
>>14450064
Something about the way the food is presented in these pictures really pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.14455806]

>>14447072
for me, it’s op’s dick

[Anonymous No.14455811]

>>14447169
>last meal
>short stack
what kind of homo bullshit is this?

[Anonymous No.14455844]

>>14447064
Entire sashimi platter

[Anonymous No.14455858]

What fucking difference does it make, you're getting sent to the other side. Fuck eating, curse you faggots and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.14456898]

chicken sandwich from wendy's, popeyes, maccas, checkers, arbys, burger king
kfc mashed potatos and gravy
1 lb fried okra
1 pint of butter pecan ice cream
1 pint of chocolate fudge chunk ice cream
hot fudge, caramel, whip cream
2 choc chip cookies, soft
2 potent weed brownies
half gallon skim milk
pint of vanilla coke
pint of raspberry tea
some pistachios

[Anonymous No.14457048]

for me it's the mcchicken, the best last food sandwich

[Anonymous No.14457075]

>>14448076
most aren't elaborate and as stated above its only what the kitchens willing to make its still fucking prison food.

[Anonymous No.14457093]

50 dollars' worth of Jack In The Box
by the time I finish it all, I will have already died of old age or a heart attack

[Anonymous No.14457128]

>>14447064
I'd ask for beans.

[Anonymous No.14457135]

>>14457128
Welcome to
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[Anonymous No.14457166]

>whole roasted goose
>whole loaf of toasted sourdough bread
>danish butter
>blue cheese
>salad with oil and vinegar

[Anonymous No.14457325]

>>14447064
Tempura-fried sushi sandwiches and salmon rolls, some really low quality beef&chicken stir-fry with a bunch of excess oil, a whole tray of mochi ice creams, oh and lots of booze.

[Anonymous No.14457342]

>>14457093
I'll one up you
>As many single-patty In-N-out burgers as $30 can buy, $10 of fries, animal style, and $10 of Coke

[Anonymous No.14457354]

>>14447068
dont know why but this hit a hearty chuckle in me that i cant get rid of

[Anonymous No.14457369]

my last meal idea has always been homemade fried chicken and a couple beers.
i know this is a hypothetical thread and i dont mean to be a downer, but these dudes really put minimal effort into fulfilling last meal requests. id be okay with some KFC and a 40 from the gas station

[Anonymous No.14457408]

50 dollars in copper pennies
50 dollars in ediable gold leaf
2 liter of coke

[Anonymous No.14457412]

Lead paint chips
asbestos
snort a rail of limestone dust
cup of hemlock

[Anonymous No.14457417]

What Wee Bey eats in the Wire as a have to my favourite show.

[Anonymous No.14457419]

>>14447064

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Anonymous No.14457421]

>In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. The meal consisted of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread; three fully loaded fajitas; a pizza topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage; a pint of Blue Bell ice cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge topped with crushed peanuts; and three root beers.
holy based

[Anonymous No.14457492]

40 pieces of sushi.
20oz Prime Rib, medium rare, with lots of horseradish on the side.
Fried chicken leg, thigh, and breast
French fries.
Cream of Chicken soup.
Large horchata and large lemonade
Cup of mint chip ice cream.
Apple flavored Gerber Puffs (First solid food I ever ate)

[Anonymous No.14457493]

>>14457417
Pit beef sandwich

[Anonymous No.14457542]

>>14457421
for triggering the state so hard that they abolished last meal request?

[Anonymous No.14457543]

>>14457542
For giving one massive middle finger to the state before dying
Gotta admit that takes some real chutzpah

[Anonymous No.14457551]

>>14457421
>Killed for killing a nigger
Jewmerica is sad, what's sadder is that he let himself be captured at the glee of the system.

[Anonymous No.14457586]

>>14457492
>Sorry we couldn't find a supplier for all the things you asked for, so this is the best we can do
>Hands you a cup of room temperature soupy mint ice cream
>Couldn't find hortchata, here's a half gallon of milk
>Couldn't find sushi, so here is a slab of room temperature salmon we grabbed from the local middle of no where piggly wiggly grocery store, ya sorry... they only had it with the skin on. Also... we forgot to grab soy sauce. Sorry bout that.

Bon appetit

[Anonymous No.14457590]

>>14447308
damn i miss eating here. the one down the road from me always gives me diarrhea, and the other ones in my city always serve it cold.

[Anonymous No.14457598]

>>14457543
Haha no it doesnt? Instead of just enjoying one last meal of pretty much whatever he wants, he decided to "stick it to the man" by wasting like 50 extra bucks before he dies. Which is nothing compared to the money he already cost the state at that point.

[Anonymous No.14457600]

>>14447308
I don't get all of the hype around popeyes. The breading tastes kind of bland compared to KFC. Even the spicy chicken is very underwhelming and bland. The sides are good, though.

[Anonymous No.14457604]

>>14457600
^
Black hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.14457607]

>>14457604
That doesn't make any sense. Blacks are the ones that love popeyes and hate KFC. KFC isn't even good but it's better than the Popeyes in my town.

[Anonymous No.14457618]

>>14450064
kfc really did used to be better huh?

[Anonymous No.14457624]

these make me sad even if they are murderers. the fact that some of them choose food that you know is comforting and brings them back to childhood

[Anonymous No.14457628]

>>14457624
That's the entire point I think. It's just more torment masquerading as a kind gesture. They're reminded of what life could have been right before they're put down for good.

[Anonymous No.14457645]

>>14447631
>punishing the cleaning staff who have nothing to do with your execution
Yeah, that'll show em.

[Anonymous No.14457688]

>>14447895
You mean "in this order" fucking esl

[Anonymous No.14457691]

>>14457586
Fuck I’d just cry after they shut the door on me.

[Anonymous No.14457698]

>>14447064
considering that you get your last meal mere hours before you're executed and you eat it in the execution holding cell right next to the gurney they strap you down, eating probably would not be on many of our minds. would be way too anxious to eat.

[Anonymous No.14457701]

>>14450082
were you born yesterday?

[Anonymous No.14457711]

>>14457701
yes

[Anonymous No.14457720]

>>14457711
Reported for underage.

[Anonymous No.14457721]

>>14457720
bye. hello i'm here again 10 seconds later

[Anonymous No.14457798]

>>14447064
>A nice steak
>Frys
>Churches Fried Chicken
>A Dozen Churches Biscuits
>A whole cheesecake

[Anonymous No.14457812]

>>14457698
No you dont, its given a few days before the actual execution.

[Anonymous No.14457928]

I can't imagine being able to eat anything, know I'll get killed within a few hours. But here goes:

Iglo fish sticks, mashed potatoes and cream spinach, also Iglo brand. I'll mix up the spinach and potatoes on the plate myself.
It's something I used to eat every week as a kid (per my request) and don't eat nearly often enough now that I get to decide what I eat every day.

[Anonymous No.14458010]

[Anonymous No.14458020]

Whenever this threads comes around, it always depresses me. The death penalty is just such a horrific concept it doesn't matter how heinous the crimes were, I can't help but empathise with the individual in that final meal.

[Anonymous No.14458031]

>>14448076
Soulless bugman post

[Anonymous No.14458066]

>>14458020
Bad people deserve to die. They're lucky to even have a last meal

[Anonymous No.14458086]

>>14447064
A big bowl of beans with fried over easy eggs on top, a large pan of brownies washed down with black coffee, and laxatives. When I die jannies are gonna have to clean up my massive death bowel movement.

[Anonymous No.14458091]

>>14458066
The right or wrong of it is neither here nor there, it's just the fundamental principle of systematically killing people is a nightmarish concept. Just being in that situation must be horrifying.

[Anonymous No.14458110]

>>14458091
Would they not deserve to feel that and be put through that? Why should anyone ever sympathize with a person on death row?

[Anonymous No.14458129]

>>14458110
I didn't say sympathise, I said empathise and like I mentioned, whether they deserve it or not isn't relevant, it's just the premise of the experience.

[Anonymous No.14459192]

Two liter bottle of ginger ale and an insulated cup with ice
Large plate of poutine
Small bowl of popcorn
Grilled slices of tomato with salt and pepper
And a slice of cheesecake with blackberry syrup

[Anonymous No.14459197]

>>14447068
kek

[Anonymous No.14459201]

>>14447064
big ol eggs benedict

[Anonymous No.14459202]

>>14458020
Same. I support it in a number of individuals, but I still find it terrifying and sad

[Anonymous No.14459845]

>>14447064
Something that'll kill before I make it to the chair.

[Anonymous No.14459867]

>>14459845
Forgot pi

[Anonymous No.14459893]

>>14447064
Penelopes Cruz' pussy.
(most beautiful woman in this fregging world)

[Anonymous No.14459909]

>>14447308
Imagine the smell of the vinegary shits your mortician is going to endure

[Anonymous No.14460030]

>>14448076
Healthy humans have empathy it's literally what separates us from serial killers. Also it's not a payment for crime, the belief is that some people are too evil to live, and letting them continue to live is cruel. Though in my opinion too many innocent people have been executed for the state to continue to do it.

[Anonymous No.14460038]

>>14459867
*pic
Goddamnit, I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.14460070]

>>14450517
fucking hell

[Anonymous No.14460533]

>>14447064
1 Extra crispy fried chicken thigh with hot sauce
2 buttermilk biscuits with butter and honey
1 cheese burger
2 over medium eggs
4 slices bacon
Bowl of grits with butter
1/4 lb bbq brisket
Side of mac n cheese
Side of cornbread with butter and honey
Bowl of chicken and dumplings
Small Caesar salad
1 slice pecan pie
1 slice carrot cake
2 cans of Coca Cola
Tall glass of whole milk
Pack of unfiltered Lucky Strikes
Pint of whiskey

[Anonymous No.14460562]

>>14460533
how many did you kill you horrible monster

[Anonymous No.14460637]

>>14460562
I'm not sure it would be a high count. Probably just my ex wife.

[Anonymous No.14460987]

>>14459909

Fuck them, if they cared they would have tried to save me

[Anonymous No.14461852]

>>14458091
Call me an edgy sociopath but it's really simple to me. Don't want to experience the fear of being executed, don't commit crimes that lead to death penalty. Death penalty and punishment in general exists as a deterrent to crime. We should have more of it for major crimes.
inb4 some bleeding heart retard responds to me with some stupid strawman about executing people for shoplifting and piracy. Don't even start.

[Anonymous No.14461888]

>>14447064
A bullet.

[Anonymous No.14461895]

>>14461852
Agree. It's very easy to not commit a crime that warrants death. You're not going to stumble into it. It should exist, but only for very severe crime. That or excessive repeat crime, like that guy who had over 100 counts of assault and still got to roam the streets. There has to be a point where the state can just say enough is enough.

[Anonymous No.14462006]

2 chicken fried steaks with extra gravy
4 Biscuits, extra gravy
Double latte with cinnamon
4 eggs over easy
4 churros
Finish it all off with a nice pear.

[Anonymous No.14462396]

>>14447064
Pinapple pizza sent to your house op

[Anonymous No.14462431]

10 lbs of fried chicken skin, lemonade

[Anonymous No.14462434]

For me, it's the McChicken, the best last meal

[Anonymous No.14462438]

Nothing it is wrong to waste food.

[Anonymous No.14462444]

prison guard cum, straight from the tap

[Anonymous No.14462454]

>>14447064
100 boxes of Zebra Cakes and unlimited black coffee

[Anonymous No.14462458]

[Anonymous No.14462470]

>>14459867

[Anonymous No.14462538]

>>14447072

You can get plenty of that in prison.

[Anonymous No.14462580]

>>14448076
This is the jewiest take I've ever heard. The money they spend on one dude's last meal is a fraction of a rounding error.

[Anonymous No.14462602]

>>14458020
I feel the same way, anon.

[Anonymous No.14462616]

>>14447064
The last thing I ate.

[Anonymous No.14462821]

Let me have a muh fuckin uhhhh........

[Anonymous No.14462880]

>>14456898
ribbit

[Anonymous No.14462884]

>>14459867

I feel like that'd be your last meal whether you're on the death row or not

[Anonymous No.14462904]

>>14447064
This last meal thing is a travesty. Why spoil people that have comitted terrible crimes ?
My piss in a cup is what inmates would get as a last meal

[Anonymous No.14462929]

I'll just have a shepherd's pie
Mashed potatoes, gravy, veg and ground beef... simple and elegant.

[Anonymous No.14463789]

>>14448076
>I don’t get why governments would waste resources on giving inmates a meal before offing them. Isn’t it such a waste of money? They’ll be dying anyway - as payment for their crimes.
>>I don’t get why governments would waste resources on inmates before offing them. Isn’t it such a waste of money? They’ll be dying anyway - as payment for their crimes.

[Anonymous No.14463811]

>>14447064
Ortolan

[Anonymous No.14463820]

>>14447308
>dies on the shitter an hour before the execution

[Anonymous No.14463873]

>>14459867
Could they make the batter look any more grosser? That looks like it tastes like paper.

[Anonymous No.14464640]

>>14457048
kek

[Anonymous No.14464772]

>>14450797
This, but from a 12 year old

[Anonymous No.14464790]

>>14462904
You're not spoiling them at all.
If anything it gives them a chance to reflect on what they could be eating and doing if they hadn't done the thing they done.
The last thing you eat and your last words are something that you should have control over.

[Anonymous No.14464797]

>>14447064
French onion soup, full baguette bread with salted butter, and a smoked salmon platter with various sides (herb cream cheese, dill, etc) and if I'm allowed some beer or wine. Maybe some whiskey.

[Anonymous No.14465486]

>>14464790
>*glass of Champaign*
>AHEM

[Anonymous No.14465509]

>>14463873
Slim's aren't the best at western cuisine

[Anonymous No.14465518]

>>14465486

[Anonymous No.14465654]

I would request a cup of flour and 3 liters of water, then id drink the water and wait till i had to go pee, so i would piss in the flour and make piss dough, from it id form a pisscake and when the guard comes to check out what my mad cackling is about i would throw the piss cake in his face and yell "YOU MISSED A SPOT PISS CAKE PETE" and the man would be branded forever as PISS CAKE PETE by his people

[Anonymous No.14465776]

>>14447078
Best choice really, she knows what I like and what I could handle under such trying circumstances.

[Anonymous No.14465902]

>>14447064
So Bundy unintentionally got served the best meal on earth by refusing a special one. Better than he deserved.

[Anonymous No.14465957]

>>14465785
>white sausage seared on a pan with garlic and onions, and bell peppers
>seared cherry tomatoes
>3 toasted sourdough bread slices with sunny side up eggs on each
>black tea with sugar and lemon, plenty lemon
>sauces: yellow mustard, wholegrain dijon
>maybe some hot sauce on the side

Good thread.

[Anonymous No.14465961]

>variety of sushi
>variety of cheeses
>variety of cured meats
>loaf of fresh bread
>chocolate torte with raspberry sauce
>peking duck
>cheddar and sour cream chips
>golden brown fries with mayo and vinegar
>lobster roll


also lots of sparkling water

[Anonymous No.14466043]

>>14459893

>picking some plastic goblino over a truly righteous lady of the north

[Anonymous No.14466061]

>>14460533

Fuck this dont sound half bad, I wonder if anyone was able to choose alch...unfiltered lucky strikes are the only American darts that are on par with canadian

[Anonymous No.14466137]

A buttermilk biscuit, country ham and red eye gravy, grits, two fried eggs over medium, butter on a side dish, and a chocate chip pancake no syrup.

[Anonymous No.14466174]

>>14447064
Skim milk and watermelon. Why? Because I want to make clean up as painful as possible.

[Anonymous No.14467470]

Dick and rice. Hold the rice.

[Anonymous No.14467512]

>>14447064
My own dick fried in Chinese gutter oil and a bullet to the back of my head. Criminals don't deserve food or mercy.

[Anonymous No.14467522]

>>14467512
I'd have the flesh of a rich man. Served simmering, as is my detest for the society that enables his evils.

[Anonymous No.14467528]

>>14460533
Your hot sauce, madam

[Anonymous No.14467532]

>>14447064

Jesus christ that steak is huge, it's half the size of the whole tray

[Anonymous No.14467542]

>>14467532
Do you think that he shit it all out when he died?

[Anonymous No.14467583]

>>14447308
Goddamn I'd be shitting bricks.

[Anonymous No.14467831]

>>14448076
My shitty state doesn't do last meals any more, condemned gets the same meal as everyone else.

[Anonymous No.14468007]

A big bowl of southern pork and beans with some nice straight-outta-the-oven cornbread, 2 pulled pork sammies and a t-bone steak medium rare. Half of an apple pie and 2 pitchers, 1 with root beer and the other one with sweet tea. Let me eat my meal while I watch the third season of cub your enthusiasm.

[Anonymous No.14468103]

Chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water

[Anonymous No.14468233]

>>14447064
One entire Golden Corral.

[Anonymous No.14468288]

>>14462458
My drunk brain immediately looks at the tea cozy and says what kind of Jap shit is this.
Then I see the beans.
Then the sausage.
Sweet Jesus it's Brit.

[Anonymous No.14468299]

>>14462904
It isn't for the criminal's sake, it's to make the people executing them feel better about taking a life.

[Anonymous No.14468370]

>>14447078
Goddamn

[Anonymous No.14468377]

>>14449632
Most based final meal of the thread

[Anonymous No.14468395]

>>14449578
>Single olive with the pit still in it.

[Anonymous No.14468458]

>>14462904
If it makes you feel better, they no longer provide a special "last meal". They get whatever the other guys are eating that day

[Anonymous No.14468471]

>>14448779
Fucking hell that gave me a chuckle

[Anonymous No.14468483]

>>14449578
He deserved to be hanged just for that

[Anonymous No.14469186]

>>14461852
>death penalty is a deterrent to crime
no it isn't
because the people who do the crime always think that they won't get caught
and the states that banned the death penalty didn't get an increase in crime rate after

>>14461895

there have been not guilty people that have been put under the death penalty
the excessive crime thing is the states prison fault for not rehabilitating them
just holding the criminals and making them worse

[Anonymous No.14469210]

>>14457128
Ted Cruz?!

[Anonymous No.14469218]

>>14455798
it's pictures for faggots from reddit to think "oh wow"
instead of this perfect setup I would have prefered how the original would have looked with a shitty steak, already melted ice cream and such

[Anonymous No.14469453]

>>14469218
>Eat while watching the Lords of the Rings trilogy
How much time do you get for your last meal? Is it an all day/evening thing? If one ordered two 2-liters of cokes with a chest of ice, would they get the evening to finish it, for example?

[Anonymous No.14469506]

>>14469453
isnt the meal on the evening of the day before the execution?

[Anonymous No.14469541]

2lbs bbq chicken wings
Caesar salad
baked Mac and cheese
ice cold bottle mexican coke
ice water

[Anonymous No.14469550]

>>14469506
>isnt the meal on the evening of the day before the execution?
I'm not sure. It sounds right. I think another anon in the thread said that was about right. If I was on death row, it is because I was innocent and framed, and I would want time to finish my last request into the evening. I hope that never happens to me!

[Anonymous No.14470913]

>>14448779
based

[Anonymous No.14470971]

>Just 1 apple thanks, it'll keep thedoctor away

[Anonymous No.14471036]

>>14447072
wasnt there a guy who asked to have sex. and they let the guy out for a little bit to have sex with a hooker and ended up killing the hooker?

[Anonymous No.14471067]

McDonald biggie fries, Wendy nuggets, BK Whopper w/ cheese, local packie pint of vodka & Arizona Ice tea Grapeonade

[Anonymous No.14471076]

>>14471067
Some ketchup packets?

America, ride or die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.14471174]

>>14449422
Only a half rack Kek

[Anonymous No.14471182]

>>14447064
I am an American through and through
>Burger, Medium
Mayo, Tom, Onions
>battered fries
>green peas with butter
>a Brat on a bun
>Filet, Medium
>asparagus
>Mint chip shake
>Diet Coke
In the world of outrageous requests
>Coors Banquet
>Woodford Reserve
>2 American Spirit Grays
>Anime Pussy

[Anonymous No.14471187]

LMAO I always see shit like burgers, fried chicken, mac and cheese in these threads. No self respecting Italian would go to meet his maker on that crap.

[Anonymous No.14471200]

>>14449909
8mm or 556

[Anonymous No.14471208]

>>14471187
its almost like 4chan is an american website

[Anonymous No.14471320]

>>14447064
>Two Chipotle chicken burritos, extra chicken, brown rice, extra cheese, black beans, light sour cream
>Large order of steak nachos with jalapeños, black beans, sour cream and extra cheese
>A big slice of Tiramisu and a bowl of Oreo and Chip’s Ahoy ice cream
>A jug of Arizona Green Tea

[Anonymous No.14471361]

>red lentil soup
>4 slices of white bread
>vanilla ice cream
>hennessy cognac

Simple and comfy

[Anonymous No.14471398]

>>14447064
a galon of milk
baked beans
a wheel of blue cheese
laxatives
and ipecac

[Anonymous No.14471405]

>>14449578
God I fucking hate it when criminals try to be artsy and shit with their last meals, the system is legally obligated to give you whatever you want for your final meal (except Texas), so just go whole hog and get whatever you want, fucking A.

[Anonymous No.14471412]

>>14471187
Why don't you post your own preferred last meal then, since that's literally the point of this thread?

[Anonymous No.14471449]

>>14458091
All of existence is based on systematic killing

[Anonymous No.14471461]

>>14471067

>INGREDIENTS IN PICKLE : CUCUMBERS, VINEGAR, SALT
.>LOCAL PICKLE
>?????

[Anonymous No.14471463]

I would order something with a large sharp bone in it and fight my way out, maybe a raw swordfish head

[Anonymous No.14471475]

can you get a beer?

I'd like a cheeseburger, fries and a beer

[Anonymous No.14471706]

>>14471412
No thanks, we don't have the death penalty in my country :)

[Anonymous No.14472714]

Crab legs, popcorn, a haribo mix bag, and the dark knight rises with a side of ranch and jellybeans.

[Anonymous No.14472947]

>>14462458
ppl talk shit on english food but this looks great to me - but what's that black hockey puck looking thing? and yes i'm canadian.

[Anonymous No.14472954]

>>14472947
black pudding

[Anonymous No.14473016]

>>14472947
>ppl talk shit on english food but this looks great to me
It's eggs, beans, sausage, bacon, hashbrown, toast, tomatoes and mushrooms
That's not english food, that's every nations food.

[Anonymous No.14473017]

>>14447064
Enough chocolate to put me in a diabetic coma.

[Anonymous No.14473852]

>>14447064
hottest wings ever so I want to die ASAP

[Anonymous No.14474410]

>>14448076
it's to give the illusion that state murder is humane

[Anonymous No.14474422]

>>14450082
I read he was a crazy benzo addict and alcoholic and totally lost it as we he was being followed by the coppers all day every day

[Anonymous No.14474424]

>>14447441
Depends on the state, some have price limits ((some being as low as $15)), some will only allow what the prison has on hand/is willing to cook for you and I think in texas you can't choose what you want at all, you just get the standard last meal, all because some faggot prisoner requested a feast of different shit and then didn't eat any of it.

[Anonymous No.14474429]

>>14458020
t. never been victim of a crime

[Anonymous No.14474431]

>>14471475
No alcohol, cigarettes, or drugs.

[Anonymous No.14474440]

>>14467470
lel

[Anonymous No.14474469]

spaghetti with a nice red sauce
side of italian bread with olive oil and spices
a glass of sangiovese wine

[Anonymous No.14474542]

The largest meal they can make me. Then hand it out to the beggars.

[Anonymous No.14474617]

>>14458020
>doesn't matter how heinous the crimes were
So a serial child molester being killed is a horrific concept to you? You're fucked in the head

[Anonymous No.14474618]

>>14447294
so... carbonara

[Anonymous No.14475810]

>>14447064

Is pussy an acceptable answer?

[Anonymous No.14475898]

>>14447895
Pretty based

[Anonymous No.14475936]

>>14447064
A bottle of glenmorangie, quinta ruban.
2lbs of maine lobster claw meat.
My mother's cornbread casserole.
A turkey leg, salted and roasted.
2 cucumbers peeled sliced and seeded.
A slice each of german chocolate cake, carrot cake, two-tone cheesecake, and triple chocolate devil's food cake.

The afterlife may have me after that.

[Anonymous No.14475937]

>>14471412

spagegwa

[Anonymous No.14475945]

just water for me thanks :)

[Anonymous No.14475975]

>>14449316
>avoid
Achually, it's because people tend to loose their appetite on the big day.

[Anonymous No.14475982]

>>14447064

10 lbs of white rice with a bag of raw onions.

[Anonymous No.14476001]

>>14469218
Firing squads are still legal? I thought it got outlawed because it was deemed barbaric or something

[Anonymous No.14476129]

>>14447140
No, you're not allowed to eat children as a last meal. We've been over this...

[Anonymous No.14476137]

>>14448076
As much as I would agree with the notion, it's the last right they have.
Not their freedom.
Not a pardon for their crime.

Just a meal.

[Anonymous No.14477692]

>>14470971
>not asking for 2 of the free apples and saving one for later
You gotta think ahead man.