Duck egg uses

[Anonymous No.14446635]

So I raise 5 Pekin ducks ( was 6) 4 hens and 1 drake. The females are eggs laying machines, 4 every single day. Me and my wife eat them as much as possible, and we give them away to friends, family, and our garbage man. Problem is we can’t give them away fast enough. I have like 14 dozen in my fridge right now and am running out of ideas on how to eat them. I’ve done fried, omlettes, quiches, boiled ( takes exactly 47 years to peel each one), in baked goods, and homemade mayo. Any other ideas? And preemptively, no I won’t shove them up my ass. Also pic not mine

[Anonymous No.14446645]

>>14446635
carbonara can use up alot of eggs

[Anonymous No.14446647]

>>14446635
feed them to the dogs

[Anonymous No.14446651]

Devild eggs. Look for a party and gib them away. Chuck them at a house. Are you in socal by any chance? I'll buy them off your hands

[Anonymous No.14446657]

>>14446647
My pit bull won’t eat them. She’s a food snob. I tried feeding her leftover venison blackstrap last week and she refused. But then she went apeshit when I was cutting romaine lettuce last night

[Anonymous No.14446662]

>>14446651
I would, they taste amazing boiled, but the shells and membranes are so thick that no matter what method you try, you end up with a pitted abortion of a half egg after.

[Anonymous No.14446671]

>>14446635
Do you not have a local farmers market you can sell them at? Or is that more work than you felt like doing? I would even make a post on Facebook market Depending on how bad you wanna get rid of them. Make some meals for the homeless? People always love free food. I’ve been curious about duck honestly, I’m a finnicky eater and chicken is my best friend, is the taste comparable? Is duck gamey?

[Anonymous No.14446676]

>>14446657
get pigs or goats

[Anonymous No.14446681]

>>14446662
ok so
crack an egg into a pan
use a bottle to suck out the yolk
fry the egg whites
take the yolks and cook them over easy
mash the fried yolks in a bowl as usual and spread over the egg whites like toast

[Anonymous No.14446702]

>>14446657
>shitbull
Just tell "her" that the eggs are related to the babies, she'll eat them straight up.

[Anonymous No.14446721]

>>14446671
They taste incredibly similar to chicken eggs, but they are like double the size, richer, the yolks are a natural color as opposed to store bought yellow yolks, and they make better omelettes. My wife wanted nothing to do with them ( also a picky eater) then she tried them and will never switch back. Give them a shot they are delicious

[Anonymous No.14446722]

depending on wya I'll drive over and buy some

$6 a dozen I'll give yah

[Anonymous No.14446727]

>>14446702
She is truly horrifying. I mean, just look at her getting ready for her next attack...

[Anonymous No.14446731]

>>14446635
tfw I have 36 ducks

[Anonymous No.14446732]

>>14446722
Lmao upstate NY about an hour north of the Bronx (my town is all horse farms, cattle ranches, and apple orchards)

[Anonymous No.14446744]

>>14446731
I want more, but because of the virus Murray Mcmurray won’t ship here. Somehow one of my Pekins went broody after her friend died, just candles the eggs and 3/4 of them are showing growth. The 4th is like a black hole that won’t let light through it. Not sure what that could be

[Anonymous No.14446747]

>>14446635
ice cream. Start making gallons of icecream with the yolks. Then find a gym full of poor body builders and offer them the whites.

[Anonymous No.14446761]

>>14446744
I have 9 pekins and 26 campbells (sorry meant 35)

One of the campbells is all fucked up genetically and never gets to food so I have it in quarantine and fattening it up for eating

[Anonymous No.14446769]

>>14446747
Problem is gyms are still closed here. That’s why I give them to my garbage man. He looks like hulk hogan and Arnold Schwarzenegger has a baby. He makes smoothies with them

[Anonymous No.14446783]

>>14446761
What’s wrong with it? I just lost one to an unknown infection. Found her half drowned in her pool, her skin looked like multi color bubble wrap, and she refused to eat. I was tubing her, but she passed. One of my others had a bumblefoot. Put her on Baytril and she’s happy as a clam now. My buddy has about 400 he raises for food ( he runs a ranch) thinking about getting some khaki Campbell’s and maybe some Muscovy from him to raise. I originally started raising them for food, but I liked them too much. Still kill and eat the chickens tho lol

[Anonymous No.14446795]

>>14446732
got a farm name?

I frequent new york couple of times would love to get some fresh duck eggs from farms to give as a house gift whenever I visit

[Anonymous No.14446822]

>>14446795
He still doesn’t have a name yet. Dude is incredibly indecisive. He raises ducks, chickens, turkey, quail, pheasants, rabbits, and pigs. I got the “small” turkey from him this past thanksgiving. It was 34 pounds. He doesn’t use any fillers or antibiotics in their feed, and they all have separate large areas to free range. If you look up “ roes orchard” he’s near there. The orchard owners let him use their land, in exchange we kill the deer and coyotes under their nuisance permit

[Anonymous No.14446837]

>>14446822
cool thanks

gonna give him a visit and spout memes to his face

[Anonymous No.14446839]

>>14446635
>So I raise 5 Pekin ducks ( was 6) 4 hens and 1 drake.

Lucky you I got mostly drakes. No eggs yet. To young.

[Anonymous No.14446845]

>>14446839
When you order chicks online from poultry plus you can pay $1 more each to get guaranteed genders. We got our first eggs right around 18 weeks. The first few were gigantic triple yokers like the size of a baseball. Not sure how it came out of them...

[Anonymous No.14446848]

>>14446635
Frittatas are a good way to use up a dozen eggs at a time, plus they're delicious
Wish I had some nice hens to lay me eggs, someday i may

[Anonymous No.14446855]

>>14446848
I’ll have to give that a shot. They are awesome for eggs Benedict. Huge yolks though, so you feel like a sloppy fat mess eating it

[Anonymous No.14446867]

>>14446783
Lots of shit is wrong with it. Turned in foot so it can't walk right and it appears to have neurological issues and can't make much noise. It's also runty and developmentally retarded. Sways a bit and opens its mouth as if to make noise. It's just all messed up genetically. It's in a quarantine pool so I can feed it properly which has been helping it since it just couldn't compete with the other ducks for food (and the other ducks were bullying it). But I think as it gets bigger that turned in foot will just cause more suffering. We plan on slaughtering it in a couple weeks or less.

I know none of my ducks have bumblefoot, whenever I handle them I check. When they were in the brooder they had early signs of it so I used topical spray and that went away quick, especially once they were put on pasture.

I plan to eat the duck feet so I want them perfect.

The rest of the ducks are perfect, no bumble foot, no angel wing, beautiful, well developing plumage and great energy.

[Anonymous No.14446877]

>>14446845
I eat the boys and like to support local businesses. So I get straight runs and hope for the best. Ill be incubating my own in the future. Ill see how much of a pain ducks are over the winter.

[Anonymous No.14446881]

>>14446635
My best solution so far to to many eggs was to get my wife pregnant. She eats 6 or more eggs a day and keeps it up while breastfeeding.

[Anonymous No.14446907]

>>14446635
Poultry keeper here.
This proved an issue for us as well for some time.

Egg heavy dishes:
Pavlova/ meramgues. Because you have more eggs yours can be bigger, really it's just sugar and egg but they are easier to give away/
Creme brule, also expensive because of the number of yolks used.
The two go together.

Other dishes are pancakes, omlettes, and just fried eggs- if you do this every morning you will go through most of them.
Nothing like a poached duck egg on toast.

On storing eggs:
Because you got your eggs fresh and haven't pressure washed or "decontaminated" your eggs you can store them for a month if not longer.
>inb4 American fridge fags

[Anonymous No.14446923]

>>14446867
We have one with a turned in foot and angel wing. We give her extra brewers yeast and it seems to help a lot. She was also a runt, but now she’s fine, and has gone broody sitting on 4 eggs. I mean, still, go ahead and eat it. That’s what they are there for. My wife won’t let me kill our ducks, so anytime I want duck I have to go hunting lol. She’s cool with killing the chickens tho, she hates them with a passion

[Anonymous No.14446935]

>>14446877
Mins were surprisingly easy in the winter ( upstate NY where it gets frigid) I gave them a little extra hay and some cabbage and that was it. They have an enclosed run they can go in day or night, and during the day they free range. They actually seemed to love the snow. Only pain in the ass part was keeping the pool water thawed. 1 bucket of hot water added every morning and every night seemed to do the trick. Along with a few ping pong balls that float around and prevent a layer of ice

[Anonymous No.14446937]

>>14446881
Working on that now lol. We give a shit ton away, but they build up fast ( the eggs, not the kids lmao)

[Anonymous No.14446942]

>>14446881
Your kid better lift bro

[Anonymous No.14446947]

>>14446881
>My best solution so far to to many eggs was to get my wife pregnant.
weeeeeeeeew lad, this is next generation administration at it's best

[Anonymous No.14446949]

>>14446907
We use the shit out of them, but the problem is no matter how many we eat or give away they still build up. Plus like everyone in my area raises ducks, so it’s damn near impossible to sell them or give them away. I did trade 3 dozen for a free haircut from my barber last week tho

[Anonymous No.14446955]

>>14446923
Its got extra brewers yeast as well as borage but other than growing a bit it's still messed up.

We have too many ducks anyways. We both mutually agreed to eat some duck dinners. Ducks are cute but they are cold assholes who only like your for your food. If one of them let me pet them I would band them regardless of gender to identify them and keep them forever.

[Anonymous No.14446969]

>>14446877
How was dinner cone-anon?

[Anonymous No.14446979]

dude, just what in the fuck do the zipperheads do to these things to make them ammonia bath chudchunks of hell?

like what fucking My Lai reject thought turning egg into pool cleaner was a good idea?

[Anonymous No.14446991]

>>14446969
Made some tasty roast duck and potatoes with one. Made stirfry with the other. Havent had a good day to butcher the rest of the boys. But I got a vacuum sealer now for freezing them.

[Anonymous No.14446994]

>>14446955
Surprisingly our drake, and a few of the girls let us pick them up. Some of them freak out and run. But anytime I go outside the drake basically runs 100 yards from his pool to my door for me to pick him up lol.

[Anonymous No.14447000]

>>14446635
>Any other ideas?

When life gives you eggs...

[Anonymous No.14447004]

>>14446955
Hrs basically a cat. Plus they scare the shot out of my pit bull. She goes outside and barks at the dogs next door, or the deer walking past. But the second the ducks get near her she flips out and runs inside lol

[Anonymous No.14447033]

>>14446949
The Asian community is very fond of duck eggs, especially the vietnamese.
Tea eggs are a great way to use...uh eggs.

Or you can do what Bulgarians do and gather the neighborhoods eggs all together and send them to a farmers market in another town or the city.
People in the city pay tons for duck eggs

[Anonymous No.14447042]

>>14447000
This is super common in Indian cities, though they deep fry or batter the bread.
10 rupees what up

[Anonymous No.14447088]

>>14446635
Cant you feed the ducks with their own eggs?

[Anonymous No.14447148]

>>14447088
I save the shells, dry them, and grind them to add to their food for calcium. But they refuse to eat any of the actual inside of the egg

[Anonymous No.14447173]

>>14447148
of course they dont want bland eggs. Add some 'chup and 'racha

[Anonymous No.14447189]

>>14446727
>His wife makes him use the pillows with dumb shit written on them
Live laugh love, buddy

[Anonymous No.14447211]

>>14447189
Only on her side. I have plain grey pillows on my side. I mean, she puts up with me constantly buying guns and motorcycles, least I can do is let her buy pillows with words on them lmao

[Anonymous No.14447233]

>>14447148
This.
You should incidentally never feed chickens egg shell because they start pecking their own eggs.
I find the best way is to just save the shells for ages and they dry themselves, then powder them with some stock feed.
When the paste dries they will gobble it down.

Our chicken eggs have shells so hard that you can break a douzen supermarket ones with them, the whites are very hard to beat and you can remove the shell and leave the intact egg in it's skin

[Anonymous No.14447255]

>>14446727
Comfy harmless pitbull takes well-deserved nap after travelling 100 miles to maul a baby.

[Anonymous No.14447259]

>>14446727
Cute doggo

[Anonymous No.14447274]

>being married
>Having family
>Raising animals
What the fuck is this gay Boomer shit where's rhe fast food this isn't /out/

[Anonymous No.14447355]

>>14447274
Would it help if I posted a picture of a McChicken and autistically freaked out over pepper on potato’s?

[Anonymous No.14447393]

>>14447274
You are very insecure and threatened by people with entirely normal lives.

[Anonymous No.14447406]

>>14447255
I know, we try to limit her to 12 babies per week, but she is such a killing machine we can’t control her

[Anonymous No.14447430]

>>14446662
soak the boilded eggs in vinegar until they are thin enough to peel easily.

[Anonymous No.14447435]

>>14447430
I’ll have to try that, any particular type of vinegar? And should I dilute it with anything?

[Anonymous No.14447456]

>>14447255
Actually just got attacked by a pit bull the other day while running. Fucker came out of the woods with his hackles up, and head down snapping at my legs. I carry a 2 shot 9mm Derringer while running, I fired a warning shot into a dirt berm and he took off tail between his legs. Also my house is in the woods with narrow dirt roads, so shit like that is normal.

[Anonymous No.14447634]

>>14446635
The Chinese have lots of fun egg preservation techniques. Salted duck egg is very delicious, and because they keep for so long you can sell them slowly without fear of it going off.

[Anonymous No.14447648]

>>14446635
I have a blue swedish duck. its about 6 weeks old but I still dont know if its a male or female. is there an easy way to tell at this age?

[Anonymous No.14447761]

>>14447648
Not for a few more weeks. At 8-9 weeks old if it’s a male it will develop a curled “drake feather” on his butt, and his voice will go rhaspy. Most male ducks lose the ability to quak, so it will sound almost like a loud rhapsody frog. If after 8-9 it quacks, it’s most likely a female

[Anonymous No.14447770]

>>14447634
I’ve been dying to do salted yolks. They say you can grate them like Parmesan cheese over pastas and deserts. Might have to try that.

[Anonymous No.14447798]

>>14447648
You can also pay for a DNA test, but I would just say save the money and wait 2 weeks you will know. Do you have other ducks? They are social creatures and can literaly die from loneliness without other ducks

[Anonymous No.14447806]

>>14446727
Yeah my sister in law has thousands of pics like this. Piece of shit still went after my 2 year old.

[Anonymous No.14447836]

>>14447456
>firing a warning shot at an aggressive dog
I hope you actually missed and are trying to play it off as a warning shot.

[Anonymous No.14447840]

>>14447806
I’ve owned and fostered several. One that I fostered snapped my thumb because I got in the way of him attacking our puppy. He was also a rescue “extreme bully” pit that was trained as a fight dog from the Bronx. Our current pet is a sweetheart. She is super protective over anyone we let in the house. If you are a stranger, good luck. But if she sees us welcome you, she will roll over for belly rubs, and then die to protect you. A few months ago my 3 year old nephew was in the yard when a 300-325 pound black bear came by ( just sniffing around) my pit went toe to toe with that bear like she was going to skin it alive if it looked at my nephew the wrong way. I get all the memes about pits being violent. But if you aren’t a shitty human being it’s incredibly easy to raise them right.

[Anonymous No.14447842]

Does the economics work out? How much are yo paying for duck feed per week and how many eggs do you get in return?

[Anonymous No.14447853]

>>14447836
Negative. You ever set firecrackers off near a dog? They freak out and run. Their hearing is super sensitive so a “warning shot” will almost always send them running. Was just out for a nice run, wasn’t trying to kill a dog that some neglectful owner let her loose. I carry a 2 shot 9mm Derringer stages to fire on the top barrel first. Top barrel is loaded with snake shot ( for snakes and warnings) bottom barrel is a 147 grain hollow point in case I need a kill shot.

[Anonymous No.14447861]

>>14447842
I spend about $12 every 3 weeks for duck food. So figure $4 a week. I average 28 eggs a week so it’s a little under $2 a dozen. But the amount of entertainment they add to the yard is worth more than that. They are always running around quacking and happy as shit to swim and dig for ants. Plus I haven’t seen a tick since we’ve owned them

[Anonymous No.14447865]

>>14447840
>IT'S THE OWNER'S FAULT
i hope the ATF rolls up and ventilates your murder machine

[Anonymous No.14447873]

>>14447853
>not just always going for the kill and killing the dog

[Anonymous No.14447879]

>>14447840
>my pitbull will rip your face off and skins black bears alive
>trust me, guise, it's totally just a myth that they're a violent breed

[Anonymous No.14447893]

>>14447865
If they do I hope they bring backup. I’m a reclusive paranoid Army Infantry Veteran of 8 years. ATF fags are spoiled latte drinking college grads who had a high enough GPA to get accepted as dog killers. Paranoid M240L Gunner/ Career Firefighter VS dildo toting college fags who work for other college fags. I like my odds.

[Anonymous No.14447896]

>>14447806
I've had a lot of dogs over the years, including a few of the ones that have that particular stigma attached to them.
I would not leave any dog alone with a 2-year old.
I know it's a cliché, but a lot of it really is about the owner.
Some dog breeds have more of a temper or free spirit or pure aggression than others, yes, but you can still raise them to be be good girls and boys if you know how. Sadly, a lot of the people who buy the bully breeds do not know how.
They coddle the dogs and treat them like innocent little babies. Never teaching them any discipline. Of course the dogs think they own the damn house, and of course they think they can maul whatever they want.
And since they have never been exposed to any kind of punishment they don't know how to react to surprises or negative experiences.
A properly raised dog will not flip his shit because someone has a lough laugh or there's a gunshot sound on the TV or whatever. He'll look at the owner to see how he's handling it and if the owner is relaxed he will be relaxed too.

Sadly, a lot of the people arguing that "it's the owner, not the dog" make the same retarded mistakes themselves because they never bothered sitting down and reading a book about how to deal with the potentially lethal live animal they just bought. They probably assume that the dogs that "just snapped one day" were abused when it's very often the opposite, sort of; they were babied too much.

Is your sister-in-law in charge of her dog? Does it obey her and acknowledge her as the owner of the house?

[Anonymous No.14447901]

>>14447879
Wow, best troll ever. Tell mommy to give you 3 extra gold stars tonight! She can bring them down to your basement “apartment” while you talk to your internet “girlfriend”

[Anonymous No.14447902]

>>14447893
This could be the start of an epic copypasta

[Anonymous No.14447908]

>>14446635
jas towsend has a preserving eggs video

[Anonymous No.14447911]

>>14447355
Yes pls. Or tendies
>>14447393
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.14447912]

>>14447901
You literally said all of those things, retard.

[Anonymous No.14447917]

>>14447896
Taking time, resources, and effort to raise a wolf. Lmao dogfags are insane.

[Anonymous No.14447922]

>>14447896
This...
I’ve seen so many people who raise dogs as “princesses” get surprised when they snap. My pit bull knows her boundaries and knows when she’s crossing them. We have a collar called “ Mister zap zap” I’ve never had to shock her, only make it beep. But the collar still scares the ever living shit out of her.anytime she acts up if I say “do you want Mister zap zap?” She grabs a toy, and goes to hide for an hour or so

[Anonymous No.14447931]

>>14446635
egg shack?

build a shed on the street in front of your house with a sign that says "fresh eggs $5/doz" and a lock box with a hole in it. people driving by can just take them (from a cooler with ice packs in it that's chained down) and pay as they go. worst case someone steals your eggs, best you get some money. lots of people do this in rural washington

[Anonymous No.14447936]

>>14447902
Glad you enjoyed. I’m on here because I enjoy cooking, and getting advice about things related to cooking. Just because mommy won’t let you own a goldfish doesn’t mean you need to take it out on the world. Deep breaths Anon....

[Anonymous No.14447947]

>>14447931
I appreciate the idea, but There are like 12 of those on my road. I live in a farm town where literaly everyone owns a ducks/chickens. I’m actually the weirdo for not having horses lol

[Anonymous No.14447948]

why not dispose of some of your ducks until the egg production rate is equal to your consumption rate.

[Anonymous No.14447950]

>>14447840
How tolerant and progressive of you.
:)

[Anonymous No.14447960]

>>14447902
How’s life outside 4chan, video games, and hentai porn? Are you sure you are okay anon? I’m concerned.

[Anonymous No.14447967]

>>14447948
Its seasonal. You need more for the slow times in the winter.

[Anonymous No.14447968]

>>14447950
Thank you kind sir, you are both a gentleman, and scholar.

[Anonymous No.14447974]

>>14447967
put ducks in freezer to slow down egg production rate

[Anonymous No.14447984]

>>14447974
Tried that, they have been sleeping for like 7 weeks. Flies seem to love them tho.

[Anonymous No.14448040]

>>14447960
I'm not I don't have an tough army infantry veteran to rape me.

[Anonymous No.14448054]

>>14448040
Not a “tough Army Infantrtman” just a regular guy who likes to be left alone on my own property.

[Anonymous No.14448072]

>>14448054
Your property has been annexed by me, cope.

[Anonymous No.14448079]

>>14448072
Damn, in that case I guess you win.

[Anonymous No.14448295]

>>14447922
That sounds like a little too much discipline, but I suspect it's only because of your wording.
Your dog isn't cowering in fear for that hour, is she? She just acknowledges that she's been told off and goes to have a rest. Yes?
One time I was walking the big one she got too close to one of those electric fences they use to keep in the cattle, and a second before she put her nose on it I yelled "no!" to save her from the zap.
But I didn't save her from it. She got zapped and now thought I had made it happen because it came at the same time as me yelling.
Walked around with her tail between her legs looking at me like she'd do anything for my forgiveness for the rest of the day.
Fucking heartbreaking.

She got over it when it came to me, but she never wanted to go to that spot again when we were walking.

We've had a lot of dogs over the years and they were all lovely, but that one really stands out as a paragon of goofy kindness.
Had to put her down in April because it was starting to all just be pain and immobility really fast.

[Anonymous No.14448341]

>>14446727
>look at this pibble!!

[Anonymous No.14448558]

>>14448295
You are correct, I fucked up the verbiage on that. She isn’t hiding in fear like it sounded, it’s more of like she knows she screwed up and is hiding because of that. She does the same thing anytime she destroys anything she knows she isn’t supposed to. I know dogs can’t know what they did was wrong, but she definitely can tell when I give her a face of disapproval. Unless she has a toy in her mouth, then she instantly ignores whatever we say and runs figure 8s around the house knocking over anything in her way lol.

[Anonymous No.14449409]

>>14446942
His kid is going to be a fucking space marine

[Anonymous No.14449426]

>>14447947
sounds like a nice place to live!

[Anonymous No.14449456]

>>14446635
The yolks are great for carbonara.

I've discovered duck eggs one year ago. Six months ago I developed my first food intolerance: duck egg white. I just want to kill myself, they were so much better than chicken eggs...

[Anonymous No.14450191]

>>14449456
How can that be true?
Maybe you think it is true, but I do not think so

[Anonymous No.14450347]

>>14446635
Scramble them by the dozen with a little cream mixed in. Pour them into freezing / canning jars, the ones with straight sides, then store them in the freezer to use later.

[Anonymous No.14450377]

>>14450347
You can freeze eggs, but what does the texture end up like if you don't snap-freeze them?
Sounds bad desu

[Anonymous No.14450409]

>>14450377
They'll never be as good as ones that are fresh from the ducks ass, but they'll be there in the freezer come mid-winter, when the ducks are on strike for more daylight.
We make a lot of scrambled egg based dishes for breakfasts; nearly every winter soup has tons of little rags in it. The texture has never made me turn one down.

[Anonymous No.14450591]

>>14446635
Learn to pickle eggs, OP

[Anonymous No.14450707]

>>14446635
Pickle them or sell them at a farmers market. If you're hardboiling, put one in a glass and shake it like a cocktail mixer, the shell will slip off easy with the pads of your fingers

[Anonymous No.14450768]

>>14447896
As much as I would love a dog someday, I can't keep another ornamental pet. My mouse is enough.
The plan with a dog would be to get a livestock guardian like a great Pyrenees. Get one from working stock as a puppy and train it carefully and intensively.

Dogs love to be outside and have jobs. That's why dogs that are the size of bunny rabbits are so anxious, and dogs bred to kill are so... bred to kill.

Having said that, I'd probably only use a Pyrenees if a guard goose doesn't work for whatever reason.

Dogs can be fucking awful to livestock.

[Anonymous No.14450789]

>>14450768
Get a collie, they're great with livestock and kids. Only issue is they like to jam their snouts into people's crotches.

[Anonymous No.14450852]

>>14450409
Interesting
>>14450768
The number of times I've been bayed at by some regional wolf-dog or bear-dog in a village or chased up a tree.
They aren't house animals, even if you have a farm I wouldn't recommend.

Working stock dogs are fucking expensive, we often inherit farm dogs (mostly collies) from farmers who pass away and they herd our chickens and ducks around the yard out of habit.
Farmers breed sheepdogs but we also get scumbags who puppy farm in urban properties because of the pricetag of purebreds.

Tibetan sentry dogs are amazing because all they do is climb things and watch things...all goddamn day.
If you put a box in a field they will immediately go stand on it, they climb trees, they get on house roofs, water tanks.
Once I saw someone put a ladder on the bus stop so the dogs could stand on top of it and watch while people waited for the bus

[Anonymous No.14451073]

>>14450852
>The number of times I've been bayed at by some regional wolf-dog or bear-dog in a village or chased up a tree.
Aren't Great Pyrenees about the only guardian dogs that usually don't attack humans who venture into their territory?

[Anonymous No.14451079]

>>14446635
duck egg has more B vvitamins.

[Anonymous No.14451082]

>>14446727
just like a nigger.
>she waits

[Anonymous No.14451103]

>>14451073
Well they usually bay at me but to be fair they never attacked me.
I don't know much about dogs but most mountain regions have a special dog to guard alpine grazing herds, their range is in kilometers so they will drive you out for miles.
If rural farmers illegally graze on national parks or hiking areas it's a common threat to hikers.
And unlike a stray bear or wild dog that's stealing some other hikers trash you can't just mace or shoot a farmers dog and there's never just one of them.
The farmers are generally of the opinion that you are intruding on their traditional grazing land; not that they are illegally grazing which doesn't help the situation.
The farmer is more likely to hurt you than their dogs

pic relate, these motherfuckers right here

[Anonymous No.14451119]

>>14451103
>The farmer is more likely to hurt you than their dogs
Shoot, shovel, and shut up, anon. Skip the shoveling if it's not on your land.

[Anonymous No.14451148]

wtf is an "XL chicken"?

[Anonymous No.14451151]

>>14451103
Another mountain dog that has chased me up a tree.
There's aren't many trees in Tibet and these dogs are kept to fight snow tigers and shit
>pic related, Tibetan Mastif.

You don't pat these dogs, not even the people who keep them pat them.
It's only stupid white people who keep blood-dogs and think they should be treated like babies, it makes them fucking unstable because it perverts their natural territorial instincts. They start considering their owners as their "herd" or start attacking random people who they think are intruding.

>>14451119
Bro the real world isn't like that.
This is rifle in the grass country, the wolves live just outside the grazing areas and there's always hunters out.
If someone fires a rifle that's not one of theirs everyone thinks it's a assassin and they all grab their guns and holds up in a fortified ranch.
Serious country, you don't fuck around the hardened motherfuckers who live there, their dogs or their daughters.
They still act like bandits and kidnappings of girls are relatively common.
Goes for most of the mountain country around the world- Atlas, Keyka, himalayas.
If you ever wonder WHY the Han Chinese hate the Tibetans it's because they think they are a bunch of bandits- which is sort of true.

But because this is /ck/ here is a Tibetan stove.
Traditionally clay but not typically metal topped they are designed for burning sawn logs.
Best potatoes I've ever had were roasted all day in sheep fat on one of these

[Anonymous No.14451194]

>>14451148
The people that we buy our chicken from wanted large birds for themselves, so they raise a breed known for its size, then they wait for the second molt, so the birds are even bigger.

[Anonymous No.14451207]

>>14451151
tell me more

[Anonymous No.14451247]

>>14451151
>Bro the real world isn't like that.
If it's that lawless, use a silencer.

[Anonymous No.14451321]

>>14451207
About the stoves?
Like a Canadian stove they have an opening at both ends so you can just run whole logs into it, they also handle the spiting exploding pine very well. It means you can just saw lengths and stack them.
The long exposed chimney gives off a lot of heat if you have a low ceiling as these houses do.

People up there eat a lot of hard vegetables which they sometimes earth to store, sometimes dry, sometimes just leave in the open because it's freezing and there's no humidity.
Usually they trade preserved meat and dairy with mid-mountain folk in exchange for rice, wheat, noodles and liquor.
If you go far enough you find people storing butter in leather sacks and making super hard dried cheese and sausages.

You still get true /out/ folk who live so far out they are scared to come into the towns because the government is trying to flush out nomadic herders and hunters -some even winter in the high pastures doing nothing I imagine but sitting in a dugout eating potatoes and dried meat. Twice I came across them and they were very jumpy- their hostility only tempered by hunger and the interest in modern gear.
While loath to part with my gear a Parthan shepherd is currently sporting some of my socks and flint and steel and I am still sporting my head.

>>14451247
>people are worried about assassins
>bring a silencer and they won't know you have a gun
Don't be one of those stupid people who fucks western society up for everyone, you don't know how good you have it.

[Anonymous No.14451392]

>>14451321
>bring a silencer and they won't know you have a gun
45ACP is subsonic, therefore suppressable; pistols chambered in it will fit in your purse.
>you don't know how good you have it.
I've killed dogs that were after me with just a pitchfork. If that's still to obvious for you, carry a cattle prod and a baseball bat.

[Anonymous No.14451451]

I appologise for derailing a thread about duck eggs.

Try making duck egg and pork soup with green chilli and rice noodles

[Anonymous No.14451728]

>>14450768
I met a dog like this and it was nice. It was herding sheep

[Anonymous No.14452091]

>>14446657
based

[Anonymous No.14452817]

>>14451451
No worries it was really cool and interesting. I want to know more.

[Anonymous No.14452968]

>>14446635
eggs benedict.

[Anonymous No.14452980]

>>14450789
Trust me, I would love a collie. Border collies are my favorite breed of dog, but I need a guardian, not a shepherd.
The reason I would get a Pyrenees is due to their reputation of being relatively chill dogs who, when properly bred and trained, will not harm your livestock.

Border collies seem to have a better reputation than say, an Australian cattle dog, but their high energy and prey drive could put my small livestock at risk. They are also kept in a paddock so herding isn't necessary. And from what I hear they are shit livestock guardians.

[Anonymous No.14452996]

If you don’t eat them you can feed them back to the ducks. Laying eggs sucks out a lot of vitamins and minerals from them, you can feed them back to help them be healthier and to not waste the eggs.

It feels really creepy though

[Anonymous No.14453071]

>>14447189
I speak four languages and this shit translates to every single one of them. Is being basic a thing that connects people of all nations?

[Anonymous No.14453106]

>>14447901
Hope its your pitt the next time I shoot one

[Anonymous No.14453535]

>>14450852
>Tibetan sentry dogs

Google isnt showing me pictures of this dog. Is it a translation?

[Anonymous No.14453569]

>>14446657
>stop feeding dog for a couple days
>feed nothing but egg

[Anonymous No.14453570]

>>14451321
Tell me more about tibet. You write interestingly.

[Anonymous No.14454609]

>>14447406
How do you feel about those stoves for heating btw? Ive been told to stay away from them but they make buying a house cheaper than using an actual furnace

[Anonymous No.14454626]

>>14446635
mail the unused ones to me.

are you close to georgia?

[Anonymous No.14454629]

>>14446635
>1 drake
how the fuck did you catch a dragonoid and force him to lay eggs for you? good heavens sir you are a hero of the kingdom

[Anonymous No.14455451]

>>14454609
I love the pellet stove. I have a full fireplace upstairs as well, but you retain so much more heat from the pellets. Plus they are dirt cheap, and don’t leave a mess or track bugs into your house

[Anonymous No.14456794]

>>14446727
hope it mauls your wife

[Anonymous No.14456811]

>have a couple ducks
>have few duck eggs
>invite people over for breakfast
>no one is willing to even try duck eggs, they insist on chicken eggs only
>...
>ask other people about duck eggs
>nothing positive to say about them, like they are something "you shouldn't be eating, like carp" or whatever
>"they taste like fish!" says another, "or so anon says."
Why are people so moronic? They flipped the fuck out when I told them all the pies and cakes, from the past year they've been eating here, were all made using duck eggs.

[Anonymous No.14456830]

>>14446635
The one time i had to use up eggs fast i made a really eggy bread. I probably used 5 or 6 and got 2 small loaves. Cut thick slices, layer ham spinach and cheddar cheese on top and bake for a few minutes to melt the cheese and heat up the other ingredients.

[Anonymous No.14457405]

>>14446635
freeze them, I would separate the white and the yolk beforehand so that nothing breaks.
You can use the whites to make meringues and the yolks to thicken sauces or make "Génoises", a kind of cake that only takes egg yolks, flour and sugar and is not so hard but pretty fancy if you had coatings and fruity/chocolaty layers

[Anonymous No.14457411]

>>14456811
some people are more open minded than others sadly, did you insist on the fact that they are in all things similar to chicken eggs ?

[Anonymous No.14457690]

>>14447893
You won't do shit. Because your dog isn't worth ruining your life over. Once you wave around a gun to save your doggo, you're very likely going to prison.

[Anonymous No.14457707]

>>14446635
make pancakes anon

[Anonymous No.14458483]

The albumens can be frozen as-is, but the yolks must be treated with salt or sugar before freezing.
How are pickled duck eggs? Have you tried that? Of course, that'd require that you boil and peel then. By the way, besides the thickness of the shell, another reason you're having difficulty peeling them is due to freshness. Older eggs are easier to peel, but duck eggs, even ones sold in supermarkets, tend to be fresher than chicken or quail eggs so they're notoriously difficult to peel after boiling. I can only imagine how difficult they'd be fresh out of the duck herself.
Another option is duck egg noodles. You use the yolk alone, not the albumens which (as previously stated) can be easily frozen. Once you make them, you can boil them briefly then drain and dry. The boiling is to reduce the likelihood of spoilage during drying but is not strictly necessary. Anyway, once dried, you can store your duck egg noodles for months or perhaps even years.
Have you tried making curd or kaya from duck eggs?
Oh, and egg curry is a favourite of my family but once again, this requires boiling and peeling. We usually do it with chicken (occasionally quail). While I haven't had it, I'm sure duck would be good, too. Make a basic coconut curry base (blitz coconut cream with shallot, garlic, ginger, red chillies and other aromatics until smooth) and cook it until it breaks. Add powdered spices (paprika, turmeric, cumin, coriander seed, white pepper, dried zest etc) and stir until well combined. Fill with stock then add peeled eggs. Simmer until reduced. Serve with rice or rice cakes.

[Anonymous No.14458638]

>>14446761
they are adorable! which ones make better eggs? the campbells? is there any reason why you have more campbells than pekins?

[Anonymous No.14458835]

>>14456794
Must be nice to be single and living with mom and dad still. I would ask how quarantine is going, but something tells me you have been doing that for like 8 years

[Anonymous No.14458882]

>>14446635
Just start bodybuilding and eat a ton of egg whites. Ez gains

[Anonymous No.14458912]

>>14458638
The campbells are an egg breed where as pekins are dual purpose/meat birds. I originally got ducks primarily for eggs but I also want to eat a few so I got the pekins, which get MASSIVE. I'd also like to experiment with cross breeding the two. Here is a more recent pic of them.

[Anonymous No.14459051]

>>14446635
Egg mayonnaise. As in boiled eggs mashed with mayo.

[Anonymous No.14459229]

>>14446839
based ducks

[Anonymous No.14459241]

>>14459051
Thank you for the comprehensive response anon i wish you all the best in this moral coil.

[Anonymous No.14459265]

>>14446657
Pitbulls suck

[Anonymous No.14459272]

>>14447840
It sounds like your rescue is just a time bomb desu man.
>It'll attack anyone we don't know!
Sounds really promising

[Anonymous No.14459311]

>>14450768
you would not be going about it wrong with a pyrenee at all. my aunt has one and she's a sweet ass dog who's probably taken more than her fair share of abuse from dumb 4 year olds running around during family gatherings, but hoooly shit has she gone toe to toe with coyotes and wolves and anything else that's drawn too close.