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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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webms go here

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>> No.14441143

HOW

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>> No.14441169

>>14441123
Fuck you

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>> No.14441179

good thread

>> No.14441180

>>14441164
I am the bone of my egg
Shell is my body
And yolk is my blood
I have created over a thousand eggy breads
Unknown to sanitation
Nor known to health inspectors
Have withstood heat to create many omelettes
Yet, those hands shall never leave the fort
So, as I pray: UNLIMITED EGG FORTS!

>> No.14441186

>>14441180
Here I come, Surly King of Heroes. Do you have enough eggs in stock?

>> No.14441196

Have you been treated like a sub human in the restraunt industry?

https://youtu.be/esI5efO5mAw

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Friday ca. 22:20 european time /ck/ takes on /gd/ in the 2nd groupstage match of our summer cup campaign.
a narrow and unlucky loss to /jp/ already puts us on the brink so we need to make it count!

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>>14441123

>> No.14441269

>>14441252
The cup is off-topic discord faggotry pretending to be an oldfag meme. I hope the mods delete are your faggot threads outside of /vg/.

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>> No.14441306

What a boring thread.

>> No.14441308

Id like to know what our king would think of his internet fame. Had anyone tried to find the fort? He's Indian, isn't he?

>> No.14441347

>>14441306
nobody saves webms anymore
it's the age of phoneposting whether you like it or not, you chose this timelime

>> No.14441392
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ALL the eggs.

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>> No.14441762

>>14441753
Is that real?

>> No.14441777

>>14441762
No

>> No.14441779

>>14441762
Yes

>> No.14441789

>>14441123
Rajeets make the best eggs

>> No.14441790

>>14441123
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>14441790

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With sound: https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1595430473771.webm

>> No.14442055

>>14441123
He can't leave until we post all the egg webms.

>> No.14442060

>>14441790
shut the fuck up newfag

>> No.14442062
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>>14442055
we must free him!

>> No.14442069

>>14441392
You dont have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this

>> No.14442072

>>14441810
>when you edge for more than an hour

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>>14441810
this is my new fetish

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>>14442085

>> No.14442131

>>14442120
hawt

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>>14442131
when u nut but she keeps on chewing

>> No.14442173

Why are there so many eggs?

>> No.14442199

>>14442173
He’s running an eggsperiment and need samples

>> No.14442217

>>14441142
Is this the Director's Cut?

>> No.14442257

>>14441810
god i wish that were me

>> No.14442357

>>14441810
>>14442147
>put tons of spicy shit and pour boiling water
>everything splashes violently towards her face
>no eye protection, no gloves

Why are chinks so subhuman beings?

>> No.14442589

>>14442147
A+ keep going

>> No.14442592

>>14442147
>>14442120
>>14441810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIrn3sUQeQU

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>>14442592
>>14442357
>>14442257

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>>14441762

>> No.14443433

>>14442257
You want an asian woman to bite your dick off?

>> No.14444356
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>>14441347
I only save /an/ webms

>> No.14444374

>>14441260
A typical American meal has by the pizza lovers on this board

>> No.14444388

>>14441790
This guys seen 1 to many egg threads.

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>>14441123

>> No.14444422

>>14441123
I'd make an egg sandwich right now if it weren't for my crippling anxiety.

>> No.14444432

>>14441123
Can you imagine being as famous here as this guy but still making like 1-2 quetzal per customer?

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tomorrow at ca. 22:20 CEST (convert to your own timezone at your own perril) our 4CC team takes on /gd/ in our 2nd match of our summer cup groupstage.

>> No.14445938

>>14444374
No, this is painfully Mexican, as much as I hate to say it

>> No.14446125

>>14445938
What's the difference?

>> No.14446153

>>14442120
is that some kind of slug?

>> No.14446235

>>14441180
EGGSGALIBUR! :DDDDD

>> No.14446272

>>14444432
what do you want him to do, start selling t-shirts? feature on yootoob cooking channels?

>> No.14446357

>>14442357
>spicy
found the wh*teoid

>> No.14446382 [DELETED] 

>>14441392
Who eats eggs with a wooden spoon wtf

>> No.14446451

>>14441347
itoddlers be like

>> No.14446520

>>14441123
>even while making food he looks as he's ready to RAPE
gotta love Pajeets

>> No.14446535

>>14441156
How does he get in?

>> No.14446541

>>14444356
holy fuck savage

>> No.14446552

>>14441392
>Overcooked eggs

>> No.14447032

>>14441818
Laff’d

>> No.14447388

>>14441753
if this is real then how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.14447809
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>>14444356

>> No.14447906

>>14441164
Anon is king egg

>> No.14448043
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>>14441347
why do phoneposters even fucking bother.

>> No.14448073

>>14446125
is what you center your entire internet life around, and the other is Mexico

>> No.14448792

>>14441180
God dammit.

>> No.14448834

>>14444356
Fucking rekt. Insects are incredible.

>> No.14449017

>>14441392
its hardboiled eggs you fucking retard

>> No.14449027

>>14444356
rip

>> No.14449174

>>14441753
this made lol irl

>> No.14449176

anyone got the spanish webm of a restaurant putting cheese on cheetos, just some nasty ass concoction

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HAHAHAHA FUNNY FUCKING EGG MAN

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WHO WANTS EGGS

>> No.14449585
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EGGS ARE FUNNY

>> No.14449587

>>14441123
So many youtubers have stolen this guy's life work.

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LOL HOW DOES HE GET OUT

>> No.14449591
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FUCKING EGGS

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IS IT THE EGGSIT

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MORE EGGS

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HE HAS TO SELL ALL THE EGGS

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HE'S THE EGG MAN HE'S GOT THE MASTER PLAN

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SURLY

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EGG

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MAN

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HOW

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DOES

>> No.14449624
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>>14449614

>> No.14449627
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HE

>> No.14449633
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GET

>> No.14449636
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OUT

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LOL

>> No.14449644
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EGG FORT

>> No.14449647
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But seriously, go fuck yourself.

>> No.14449657
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>> No.14449665

>>14441392
reminds me of the plinkett basement scenes from those old starwars review videos

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Get Ja/ck/ed

>> No.14449701

https://youtu.be/xCEfZPhL-NU
Thread theme song

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>>14449665
I guess that these kind of references are a classic at this point.

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>>14449719
delet at once you combo-breaking cunt

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>>14449582
>undercooked eggs made by alcoholic overrated chef

>> No.14450425

>>14449641
this is digusting, it's like burnt crispy sweetened eggs and eggnog. It's like a inedible version of breadpudding

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Your thread has just been hi/JACK/ed

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>> No.14450702

This will go down in history as the worst webm thread of all time, and that's saying a lot.

>> No.14450720

>>14450698
Was the green kitchen era the Jack Golden Age?

>> No.14450799
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>>14450720
yes

>> No.14450812

>>14441260
wow, what a process

>> No.14450825

>>14441810
hory shit

>> No.14450841

>>14450799
Damn and that's with two working arms

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>>14450841

>> No.14450860

>>14450698
He didnt even take the goddamn sticker off that apple before trying to ram it through his retarded unitasker.

>> No.14450870

>>14449582
what a fucking wanker

>> No.14450885

>>14441123
He'll never get out of there. Not without breaking those eggs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUwQid4l_NQ

>> No.14451043

>>14441123
Haha! Repost! Uh-oh! Funny!

>> No.14451053

>>14450854
right hand was never even useful to begin with

>> No.14451124

>>14449582
>>14449583
>>14449585
>>14449588
>>14449591
>>14449594
>>14449595
>>14449600
>>14449603
>>14449608
>>14449611
>>14449614
>>14449618
>>14449622
>>14449627
>>14449633
>>14449636
>>14449641
>>14449644
>>14449647
sneed

>> No.14451200
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Is Jack back?

>> No.14451475

>>14451200
>back
clearly you're retarded if you think that's new, his shitty arm still hangs dead at his side

>> No.14451807

Stop it, Starka.

>> No.14452220

>>14449582
i can't believe people actually consume that, it looks like someone made cream of wheat and pissed in it

>> No.14452301

Anyone have that french toast machine webm

>> No.14452303

>>14452220
>>14450030
>>14449582
I think that looks fucking fantastic

>> No.14452393

>>14449582
this (minus the creme fraiche) is how i've been making my scrambled eggs for years. everyone that's tried them has loved them

>> No.14452415

>>14452303
same, I tried making this after watching his video on it years back, and it is great. lot of work though, so I don't bother unless I'm making a lot of eggs.

>> No.14452450

>>14442060
how ironic

>> No.14452461

>>14449174
You can only laught out loud in real life. You can't laught only virtually.

>> No.14452477

>>14449585
What?

>> No.14452549

>>14449647
Thanks for the content bro.

>> No.14452682 [DELETED] 
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TONIGHT
22:20 central european time
/ck/ plays /gd/ in the 4chin summer cup

>> No.14453059

>>14449729
>yolk broken going into the pan
fucking loser ahahahahahahah

>> No.14453216

>>14452682
fuck off. your discordfaggotry killed the cup.
>>>/vg/

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>>14453216
i have been involved with cup long before discord and don't give a shit about discord circlejerking.

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>>14441142

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about 1.5 hours until /ck/ takes on /gd/ in ur 2nd match of the Summer Cup!

>> No.14454219

>>14451124
fuck off this is /ck/ not /tv/

Bane posting is better

>> No.14454232

>>14441810
wtf is that

>> No.14454251 [DELETED] 

>>14454232
that is a delicious geoduck :)

>> No.14454258

>>14443433
hell yes

>> No.14454345

oldfags posting webms like it’s 2008

the future is now old man, and it’s leaving you behind

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>>14454345
What superseded webms?

>> No.14454373

>>14441260
To this day this drives me absolutely crazy. I have so many questions. What are all those things? What does it taste like? Why all those things together? Where is this?

>> No.14454397
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>>14454373
Ramen, chips, and every other common Mexican ingredient.
Shit
Because Mexicans are fucking retarded
Mexico.

Glad I could help.

>> No.14454456

>>14454345
>webm
>2008
Retard.

>> No.14454483

>>14444356
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ZrEpk0ZVTYj7/

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about 1 hour until /ck/ takes the pitch vs /gd/

let's hope we can reproduce our last groupstage match against /gd/

if you are interested keep your eyes open for a matchthread soon

>> No.14454543
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>>14454529
Let's hope you eat shit and die and make your own fucking thread.

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>>14441392
Life imitates art.

>> No.14454556

>>14454529
The cup is still a thing??? HELL YEAH

Where can we watch?

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>>14454556
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

one more game until we play

check catalog in 10-15 minutes for a matchthread

>> No.14454600

>>14454529
oh awesome

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>> No.14454856

>>14441123
how does he?

>> No.14454899

>>14451200
I want to kick jack in the balls.

>> No.14454966

>>14449618
I'm not sure how it's still alive.

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>>14454607
LA beast here!

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>>14455158
Truly the greatest.

>> No.14455307

>>14441260
I fucking love watching this stupid shit