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14435559 No.14435559 [Reply] [Original]

What's the best meal you've been served on an airplane?

>> No.14435586

y-your mom

>> No.14435636

I always spend a few hours the night before making sandwiches before I fly.

>> No.14435649

>>14435559
Probably some silly ham & cheese sandwich after standing in a long line and finally getting up in the rarified atmosphere. I'm not a picky eater, I just want to get where I'm going.

>> No.14435660

>>14435559
That guy across there looks like he's about to go spastic and that chick behind him looks like she's about to pump out a kid. What the fuck kind of plane is that? Bizzaroworld Air?

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>>14435559

>> No.14435674

>>14435636
oh no no no. Dont ever do that again.
Everyone on the flight laughs at you.

>> No.14435676

>>14435559
Meals, none really. Had some salty/spicy souls that tasted okay though. Iirc the altitude fucks with your tastebuds, so you kind of have to give airlines a pass.

>> No.14435678

>>14435674

Don't worry I make extra so I can share with everyone.

>> No.14435681

>>14435676
salty/spicy souls? What are you eating shoes?

>> No.14435684
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>> No.14435700

>>14435676
This nigga eating souls

>> No.14435702

I don't remember this but when I was 5 I was on a 12 hour flight and me and my brother some how convinced the flight attendants to give us tons of candy and chocolate.
We both threw up on landing and it was all chocolate and bits of candy everywhere.

>> No.14435715

>>14435559
Whiskey

>> No.14435721

i don't remember specifics, i can just tell you it was turkish airlines, business class. even their economy food was pretty good.

>> No.14435730
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Air Mosburger from JAL, along with Air Häagen-Dazs.
It wasn't actually good, though.

>> No.14435734
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Oh oh! BUSTED!!!

I don't even count this shit as a MOTHER. FUCKING. MEAL. GODDAMMIT!

Right babe?

..

yep.

>> No.14435742

>>14435559
One time I fucked a guy in a plane that looked a lot like that guy, a little leaner, better face. I still think he only did it because the plane had no wifi

>> No.14435749

>>14435742
are you a woman

>> No.14435754
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>>14435749
Implying there's women on this board

>> No.14435775

>>14435749
>are you a woman
No, I fucked him in his anal cavity,with my penis. I took a sleeping pill and couldn't sleep so I just kinda went along with it all. Usually I'm too much of a pussy to do that stuff.

>> No.14436089

>>14435559
>flying from Paris to Dublin one evening.
>seated right next to a French QTπ.
>I tired talking to her in French, but it sucked
>She laughed, and spoke English fairly well
>Air France gave us sandwiches and a couple half bottles of wine
>We got drunk and talked about traveling and what Iowa is like
>Got to Dublin
>Asked her out to go drinking that night
>Went to a pub
>Got even more hammered
>Went home with her and had drunk secks
>Drunk walk to my hostel
>Hungover flight home
But that sandwich was good. Liver paté, cornichon pickles, arugula, and mustard.

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>>14435559
Swiss Air. Got something similar to pic related, very simple, but the quality of the product was way better than the usual.
That was 13 years ago, so I don't know if the food got worse, everyone is cutting corners nowdays.
Also the stewardesses were hot af.

>> No.14436647
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>>14436121
What does one eat on a Warthog?

>> No.14436708

>>14436647
huh?

>> No.14436724

>>14436708
Its a valid /ck question, maybe someone is a warthog a-10 pilot and has an answer.

>> No.14436725

>>14435559
Bulgogi and free whiskey for the entire flight from Seoul to Seattle on Korean Air was pretty great. I was being reassigned and my battalion fucked up on my transport and I ended up having to pay out of pocket for a plane ticket. I ended up getting upgraded to first class. When the drink cart came around the stewardess didn't have change to break my bill so she just kept giving me whiskey for free the entire flight.

>> No.14436732

>>14436725
Cute trolly dollys giving out free beers is always nice in roach coach class is always nice.

>> No.14436741
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>>14436724
Well, why are you asking me? The only thing I know about warthogs is that they don't ackshually have warts and I would love to enter a pub riding one.

>> No.14436744

>>14436741
I didn't ask you, you asked me you goofball!

>> No.14436748

>>14435676
Black star?

>> No.14436752
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>>14436741

>> No.14436758

>>14436748
b5?

>> No.14436760

>>14436752
Would also ride into a pub with that for sure.

>> No.14436766

Never took a flight long enough to validate meals, mostly just coffee and snacks

>> No.14436771

>>14436766
Damn, you get coffee and snacks, you must be first class!

>> No.14436775

spent 2 years in bumfuck africa as part of a humanitarian worker group, flew back on air morocoo where they served THREE MEALS including a FREE ICE CREAM BAR

don't even remember what the food was, just that I hadn't felt that excited since being a kid at christmas

>> No.14436776

>>14435559
Beef medallions in gravy, mixed veggies, roasted potatoes with a couple glasses of Bordeaux wine to wash it down. BA's international flights knew how to treat their passengers.

>> No.14436784

>>14436775
I can't help wondering what all this Christmas stuff is in July, is it to make people buy presents left over from last year or something like that? Or start buying now? Buy buy buy, it's annoying to say the least.

>> No.14436790

>>14436776
u r mum got my beef medallion last night, LOL

>> No.14436813

Peanut.

>> No.14436827

I had some pretty decent katsu curry on Air Japan before, actually served a pretty good hamburger as a snack too.

>> No.14436834
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>>14436813

>> No.14436863

>>14436827
I got free beers once or twice, the qt stewardesse gave me a bunch and told me to not tell anyone. They really are some cool chicks, and after a late night flight its nice to pull out a beer and chill out.

>> No.14436865

Endless honey roasted peanuts on southwest airlines

>> No.14436880

one time i asked the stewardess for an extra biscoff and she gave it to me, no issues, and then when she came around for drinks i said i didn't want a cup and she gave me a whole can of sprite.

>> No.14436916

>>14436865
Do they still do that? I went out there to Phoenix to chill out with a friend and the airline had all kinds of lights and things strung up in the plane, it was damn cool. That was Southwest, that was a fun flight. We also got tracked by some USAF jets, being a long flight to Phoenix I was falling asleep and I heard this crazy noise, looked out of the window and there's an F-15 or 14 hanging out right off the wing. That was pretty cool, I told my girlfriend to check it out but being the dumb bitch she was didn't look. That's why she's ex gf and I wasn't dumb enough to knock her up or marry her.

>> No.14436932

>>14436916
... I was told by a couple friends after the fact that it was looking at us, it was just after 9/11, if anything weird was going on they would have blown us out of the sky. That's no joke.

>> No.14436991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UaJAnnipkY
Patrick Hernandez - Born to Be Alive - Official Video (Clip Officiel)

>> No.14437054

>>14436916
They got rid of it because people with peanut allergies kept complaining

>> No.14437058

>>14435674
>>14435636

I did this on my flight to las vegas from boston last week.
no once cared and I doubt anyone even noticed.

>> No.14437066

>>14436741
The name warthog came from the fact that it's not a photogenic airplane.

>> No.14437068

>>14437058
Its good to not be noticed.

>> No.14437075

>>14435559
Some sort of grilled chicken fillet with a variety of vegetables on Turkish Airlines. Was pretty good but even better was the dudes I was with on that trip calling for a beer so often that the flight attendants said fuckit, just go to the bar trolleys and help yourselves.

>> No.14437076

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHfrdQ8h2Pw
I Feel Love

>> No.14437123

>>14435636
>few hours
>sandwiches
How long does it take you to make a sandwich, and how many sandwiches do you need for a flight you fucking mongrel

>> No.14437165

>>14437123
'bout tree fiddy

>> No.14437367

>>14435586
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6428jo
I would pianoman's mom

>> No.14438424

>>14435559
Fucking love plane food, Air France makes some pretty decent meals so does Lufthansa

>> No.14438581

Never had an in-flight meal that stood out for me, they all tasted like shit. Is it because I fly economy everytime?

>> No.14438785

>>14438581
You get what you pay for

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this mess
the gyudon was obviously forgettable, but everything else was delicious.

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>>14438424
>Lufthansa

Complimentary Warsteiner FTW.

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>>14435700

>> No.14439235
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>>14435559

Never forget what they took from you.

https://metro.co.uk/2016/05/02/this-is-what-plane-food-looked-like-back-in-the-60s-and-70s-the-golden-age-of-air-travel-5854571/

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i miss him

>> No.14439295

>>14436790
how'd the gravy taste heh

>> No.14439302
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>>14439235
Never forgive the goblins

>> No.14439322

>>14439264
rip piano man

>> No.14439331

>>14435559
Once had the pleasure of joining my dad on a trip in first class/premium members for quantas. Food had a higher quality, sandwiches were quite gourmet and the scrambled eggs were amazing

>> No.14439429

crackers and water

>> No.14439447

>>14435559
why the fuck would I want to eat on a plane. I take Dramamine and go to sleep.

>> No.14439455

>>14435559
2 slices of cold pizza that I wrapped in foil and put in my backpack.

>> No.14439464

>>14439455
What did the TSA agents say when you got pulled aside?

>> No.14439469

>>14439464
I don't know where you are from or if you have ever been on a plane but you can take food on domestic flights in the USA.

>> No.14439524

>>14439469
I meant because it was wrapped in foil. I once took burritos wrapped in foil and I got pulled aside and questioned. They didn't let me keep my burritos :(

>> No.14439552

>>14439524
Well I heard that Homeland Security is constantly sneaking guns and contraband past brain dead TSA agents. I didn't think about the foil I guess they just didn't notice.

>> No.14439685
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>>14439302

Goblins did 9/11.

>> No.14440195

>>14436725
>first class
>paying for drinks
everyone laugh at this pleb

>> No.14440229

>>14435674
lol no one gives a shit unless it's like egg or tuna. sack lunch on the plane is where it is at. I bet you eat burger king on the plane.