/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14431695]

>I don't like the texture

Is there a worse excuse?

[Anonymous No.14431702]

>>14431695
Yes. It looks yucky.

[Anonymous No.14431703]

>>14431695
Imagine eating stuff you don't like

[Anonymous No.14431708]

>>14431695
Great thread anon. I fucking hate squeamtards that say shit like this.
You get one chance. If you ever say this in my presence you will never be invited to dine with me.
Not even.

[Anonymous No.14431721]

>>14431695
That's what I say when my wife asks me to eat her out. She hates it.

[Anonymous No.14431730]

>>14431708
Nobody is waiting for your invitation, incel.

[Anonymous No.14431747]

>>14431730
Every female friend of every woman I've ever given head to is eager for an opportunity to have that experience. Including the married ones.

[Anonymous No.14431774]

>>14431695
Dude, oysters have a nasty texture

[Anonymous No.14431777]

>>14431695
*sprinkles sand into your food*
Good thing you won't mind.

[Anonymous No.14431801]

>>14431702
This
>>14431708
Based

[Anonymous No.14431814]

>>14431708
>tfw my wife and I's go to double date friends who would go anywhere and try different foods and were fun to talk with moved away and everyone else has at least one partner who is a sperg about food or conversation

[Anonymous No.14431844]

>>14431695
>is there a worse excuse
All picky eater excuses are on the same level in my book. They're all nothing but excuses pathetically trying to rationalize never having grown up.

[Anonymous No.14431867]

>>14431695
Fuck you and fuck squash
*dabs*

[Anonymous No.14431882]

>>14431814
sorry but atleast you wont ever find me on a date

[Anonymous No.14431889]

>>14431867
>>14431702
>>14431703
>>14431774
>>14431777
>>14431801
Literal children. Eat the fucking Brussels sprouts, NOW.

[Anonymous No.14431968]

So it would make zero difference to you if your meal was just blended into a paste? I mean, it's only texture bro. The flavor is still there.

[Anonymous No.14432023]

>>14431814
Stop eating bats and sea creatures then

[Anonymous No.14432046]

>>14431695
I mean, it's just a roundabout way of saying that you don't like the food.

[Anonymous No.14432050]

>>14431968
The flavor changes, in part because the tastebuds are receiving it in a different pattern. If it still tastes good, however, yes, that is fine.

[Anonymous No.14432085]

Yes, unironically mouthfeel is a big thing with me. A single bit of off texture can make whatever I am eating suddenly gag enducing. For example if I am eating something with ground beef and I get a bonechip I am off my entire meal. I understand it isn't anything bad, and I know if I have to I can just spit it into my napkin, I know the rest of my food is just as delicious as it was moments earlier. I simply can not continue to eat what I was eating without becoming ill.

Maybe you all can just continue to shove shit down your throat holes like pigs in shit, but not me my dudes.

[Anonymous No.14432103]

>>14431695
The only one that really gets me is shredded coconut. That shit is just miserable, I don’t mind coconut flavor but those tiny, slightly crunchy bits that consume your mouth and get stuck in your teeth really ruin anything that they’re in.

[Anonymous No.14432140]

>>14431844
imagine being such a fatass that you'll eat whatever's put in front of you without question

[Anonymous No.14432147]

>>14432140
Cutting out giant swaths of different flavors and textures and creatures because they come from the ocean and you think that's "icky" isn't a preference; that's literally the definition of mental illness. The imaginary things in your head are shaping how you experience the world - in a way that is wildly out of touch with everyone around you. Healthy behavior is actually experiencing different things for what they are and realizing that tastes change and people grow up. That doesn't mean you have to love everything; but you're not even willing to give most things a chance. It's not a preference and it does bother me that people like you exist. I imagine you throwing a tantrum if anyone tries to give you something other than tendies or kraft. I'm sure you're not that extreme of a manchild, but that's how the world sees you, and it affects everything else that you might consider mature about yourself because it reflects a fundamental flaw with you character and makes you a terrible, stunted excuse for a person.

[Anonymous No.14432195]

>order mexican food to go
>they put bread in the mole
>bread gets all soggy by the time i get home
texture can make one gag

[Anonymous No.14432197]

>>14432147
i'm not reading all of this but im sure it's based

[Anonymous No.14432203]

>>14432195
Soggy bread is the best

[Anonymous No.14432207]

>>14432195
There's literally nothing wrong with wet bread. Every single sandwich you've ever had with cooked meat or condiments, has lots of wet bread in it.

[Anonymous No.14432242]

>>14432147
thats a hell of a lot of assumptions to make regarding a guy you've never met on the internet. First off, I fucking love seafood. I actually like trying new things. But my point is that not liking some food because of texture or even flavor and considering that as mental illness is so so retarded Id almost think that you have pieces of your brain missing

[Anonymous No.14432269]

>>14432242
The seafood part is only there because it's pasta. Doesn't change the fact that being picky and having preferences are polar opposites.
>a hell of a lot of assumptions to make regarding a guy you've never met on the internet
You picky eaters are all the same. Literally every time you get called out for being picky you accuse the other person of having no standards and eating whatever without caring. It's so predictable I don't even know if it qualifies as retardation.

[Anonymous No.14432447]

>what do you mean you don't like my sandpaper curry and rock solid scrambled eggs?
If you are upset by the idea that texture is actually important to the food eating experience, you can't cook for shit and are in eternal cope mode.