/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14425683]

yesterday i shit a ribbon that was at least 1 ft long going from my asshole to the toilet
i'm very afraid it was a tapeworm
i started making my own beef jerky last week and this week by dehydrating meat in my oven at 170 F for 4 hours, is that enough to kill worm cysts? my gf also fed me undercooked fish so i think that may have been a risk

[Anonymous No.14425697]

>>14425683
trim your nails, you disgusting goblin.

[Anonymous No.14425698]

>>14425697
that ain't me you dingus

[Anonymous No.14425704]

>>14425698
you sure?

[Anonymous No.14425707]

That's just disgusting. And your nails as well. What the fuck is wrong with people?

[Anonymous No.14425712]

>>14425683
you normals really can't do anything right can you?

[Anonymous No.14425721]

cooking a thin strip of beef at that temp for that long should keep you safe. however, that fish could've easily fucked you over. go schedule an appointment with your doctor so you can get some praziquantel.

[Anonymous No.14425722]

>>14425683
You probably got some eggs embedded under those shit hooks of yours, and ate something without washing your hands. You vile pig.

[Anonymous No.14425726]

>>14425721
i never checked the internal temp though so i'm scared
it was so delicious tho

[Anonymous No.14425733]

>>14425683
Fish is one of those meats well-known to contain tons of parasites.
My guess is that it was the fish.

[Anonymous No.14425735]

>>14425683
very afraid it was a tapeworm, bitch what the fuck does it look like??

[Anonymous No.14425736]

>>14425683
Tapewurms are based tho. Keep you nice and thin, and keep you company!

[Anonymous No.14425737]

>>14425683
I'm a doctor (unlicensed) and that is very clearly your small intestine. This might cause problems down the line and lead to stomach pains and diarrhea. You should consider putting it back in

[Anonymous No.14425760]

>>14425726
jerky is very well done beef, there's no way it could've caused this. cysts are durable but they're not THAT resistant to dehydration and heat. you might've contaminated a surface during the cooking process and gotten it that way, but the food itself is probably fine. see a doctor and be more careful in the future.

[Anonymous No.14425783]

>>14425683
It's far more likely to be the fish than the beef. But tapeworms aren't actually that bad, in the olden days people used to intentionally eat tapeworm eggs as a diet aid. You can probably eat as much as you want now without getting fat.

[Anonymous No.14425809]

>>14425783
>But tapeworms aren't actually that bad
don't listen to this guy, they can cause a lot of damage to your intestinal lining and are literally stealing nutrients and calories from you. fore xample, diphyllobothrium latum, a fish tapeworm, can cause pernicious anemia by preventing b12 absorption.

[Anonymous No.14425844]

>>14425683
>live in a 1st world country
>still manage to get tapeworms
#justwhitethings

[Andrew Seaman No.14426028]

>>14425683
>170 F for 4 hours, is that enough to kill worm cysts?


Lab tech here. No, that is not enough. These fuckers can survive stomach acid, you either need to salt or scorch them out. Smoking also helps. There's a reason no culture makes cured meat by doing nothing other than pulling the water out of it with the heat of a parked car interior.

[Anonymous No.14426035]

>>14426028
well i salted them lightly and marinated them in soy sauce/mirin

[Andrew Seaman No.14426039]

>>14426035
For properly salted meat, you need a ratio of 14% salt by weight, packed against the meat. Next time just smoke it.

[Anonymous No.14426051]

>>14426028
>These fuckers can survive stomach acid
i fail to see the relevance to temperature here
MS in chem

[Anonymous No.14426053]

>>14425683
Thats for sure a tapeworm, go to the doctor

[Anonymous No.14426127]

>>14426028
https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety-fact-sheets/meat-preparation/jerky-and-food-safety
seems like OP did an okay job if this is anything to go by

[Anonymous No.14426133]

lucky

[Anonymous No.14426144]

>>14426053
The doctor's just going to say to take some pills that are available without prescription.

[Anonymous No.14426156]

>>14425683
If you're looking to lose weight... wait a few weeks before contacting your doctor. Those baby's will skinny you right up.

[Anonymous No.14426169]

>>14426144
can you get praziquantel over the counter?
i was genuinely considering asking my sister if she had worm meds for her dogs because i'm more embarrassed about going to the doctor about this

[Anonymous No.14426175]

>>14426169
https://www.goodrx.com/praziquantel/what-is no, you can't. don't try and use a dog dosage to treat a human problem. you can trust your doctor, just do what's right for your health.

[Anonymous No.14426179]

>>14425683
ew, is context of the picture actually a ded tapeworm being shat out?

eitherway, look at that thing, yours probably isn't the issue with only 1ft length and one week incubation and ded period, these things can last for a long time inside you

[Anonymous No.14426209]

>>14426169
We can get mebendazole (I had to look up the active ingredient) over the counter in Australia, and we're generally pretty anal about requiring prescriptions.

[Anonymous No.14426233]

>>14425726
>internal temp
>on a strip of meat measured in mm
it was the fish you dingus

[Anonymous No.14426245]

>>14426209
Mebendazole doesn't treat tapeworms as far as I know. I'm basing this off my notes when I took a parasitology course in the fall last year.

[Anonymous No.14426249]

>>14425683
LOOOOOOOOOL
Your fingernails are hilarious. Fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.14426262]

>>14426233
i didn't eat the whole fish tho, just a bite and then said 'babe you fucked up'

[Anonymous No.14426380]

you guys think the fat in the steak could've strung together to look like a worm

[Anonymous No.14426398]

>>14426245
Well, whatever's in Combantrin, then.

[Anonymous No.14426418]

>>14426051
Couldn't hack it out for the PhD?

Lmao faggot

>tfw 3rd year PhD slaving away making organometallic complexes

[Anonymous No.14426444]

>>14426051
>>14426418
>the thought of grad school didn't make you actively consider suicide
must be nice.

[Anonymous No.14426453]

Can you even get tapeworms from beef?

[Anonymous No.14426472]

>>14426453
Yeah, you can get tapeworms from undercooked beef, chicken and/or fish. unhygienic food preparation standards can also result in cross-contamination and infect you with a tapeworm even IF the meat has been cooked properly.

[Anonymous No.14426481]

>>14426418
no i'm actually graduating within a few months
i just got my en-route master's
and found it funny that cunt wanted to flex he's a lab tech

[Anonymous No.14426486]

>>14426418
also your thesis was my undergrad work faggot
have fun reading those mirkin papers

[Anonymous No.14426529]

So what exactly are tapeworm symptoms besides the weight loss? I've read from some sources that you don't always see symptoms even if you have one?

[Anonymous No.14426553]

>that coke nail

[Anonymous No.14426561]

>>14425683
Reminder that vegans don’t have this problem

[Anonymous No.14426639]

That is a definitely a tape worm so unless you wanna look like shit go to a doctor, tapeworm can be easily fixed all it takes is taking a pill that stops it from getting its needed sugars it will just die off

[Anonymous No.14426664]

>>14426561
tapeworm eggs can live in soil
so yes they do have this problem

[Anonymous No.14426700]

>>14426529
usually intestinal stress, weakness, anemia, tiredness. the thing is you can deal with a couple tapeworms since they're not the biggest drain on your body, but once they reach a certain mass and number that's when you have trouble. it's like the difference between having 1 mosquito prick you versus 5,000.

[Anonymous No.14426707]

>>14425683
Just go to the pharmacy an buy a worm killer pill... You won't kill it by eating you retard

[Anonymous No.14426967]

>>14425683
>reverse search returns several results
kys

[Anonymous No.14426974]

>>14426967
>posting your own hands on a vietnamese nail care forum

[Anonymous No.14427016]

>>14426967
are you retarded

[Anonymous No.14427018]

Imagine OP having to LARP on a cooking board just so he has someone to talk to. Sadness doesn't even come near to describing it.

[Anonymous No.14427027]

>>14427016
If you can't find the picture, I think we know who the tard is.

[Anonymous No.14427033]

>>14427027
>>14427018
where does it say in the OP that's their tapeworm
they just googled "tapeworm"
do you think the anime girls posted as OP are actually anime girls too?

[Anonymous No.14427054]

>>14427033
>anime
You're on the wrong board. Go to /b/, they have trap threads there.

[Anonymous No.14427063]

>technically make it in to a program at a school I want with professors doing what I want
>corona makes them drop the ball hard and not tell me I made it in until I call and ask if they've reached a decision yet
>by that time they have given out all their money to other students and I have to settle on my last choice school
At least I can get my PhD now.

[Anonymous No.14427075]

>>14427063
son you would've gotten rejected regardless if that was their answer
why are you here

[Anonymous No.14427077]

>>14427033
>where does it say in the OP that's their tapeworm
It doesn't. Where is the photo of OP's tapeworm? He can't even show it to a doctor.
LARPing on a cooking board. Fucking ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.14427081]

>>14425683
Imagine slurping those up like spaghetti

[Anonymous No.14427112]

>>14427077
maybe he flushed it

[Anonymous No.14427119]

>>14427054
I am sorry that you are unable to read posts. Also, Anime is the foundation of this board, KYS.

[Anonymous No.14427128]

>>14427112
Maybe he's LARPing. If you were that worried, a photo to show the doctor would be sensible.
LARPing on a cooking board so he can communicate with people is pathetic and a cry for help.

[Anonymous No.14427135]

>>14427063
Lost?

[Anonymous No.14427136]

>>14427128
maybe he tried to save it and all he had was a short qtip to sift around in his doo doo water and by then he lost the shit ribbon
speaking hypothetically of course

[Anonymous No.14427144]

>>14427119
Mentioning anime of a cooking board? You need to sort your head out. Anime/cooking? Absolutely nor correlation. You might also want to look up what a board is on a website.

[Anonymous No.14427179]

>>14425683
beef jerky's not gunna kill a tapeworm you dumb gross goblin fingernail fuck.
take some de-worming tablets and then realize that if you live in a rural area, have children or pets that you're supposed to de-worm yourself every 6 months.