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What is the purpose? Shelf life?

>> No.14421092

>>14421089
Chicken noodle soup after the Apocalypse.

>> No.14421095
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>>14421089
Sweet Sue's goal in life was to spread Salmonella in the name of grandfather Nurgle.

>> No.14421117
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>>14421095
Praise him for covid-19

>> No.14421120

>>14421089
If I had a Sweet Sue wife and she brought me that shit for dinner I would slop her.

>> No.14421434

>>14421089
Selling to lobotomites with no idea how to cook, presumably

>> No.14421454

>>14421089
other than looking gross they taste just fine.

>> No.14421462

>>14421089
For white people.

>> No.14421479
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WHOLE CHICKEN IN A CAN OMG THATS PERFECT FOR ME.

>> No.14421651

>>14421089
I mean, if you want to treat your dog for whatever reason, then maybe get one of these?

>> No.14421656

Pairs perfectly with canned bread

>> No.14421662

>>14421089
>What is the purpose? Shelf life?
What gave it away? The canning?

>> No.14421664

>>14421656
Naw. A perfect pairing with canned bread is a homemade batch of franks and beans.

>> No.14422082

>>14421089
Because Dumbericans are lazy fuckers and can't cook for shit.

>> No.14422192

>>14421664
Homemade franks and beans?
Surely you mean canned.

>> No.14422202

>>14421479
Aren't soyboys really into organic products at farmer's markets? The right can't meme.

>> No.14422211

>>14421089
It's so that when you're in your bunker during the coming nuclear holocaust, you can still enjoy a full chicken dinner.

>> No.14422216

>>14422202
>soyboys
>The right
Try harder faggot.

>> No.14422234

>>14422082
Americans donate these to your country.

>> No.14422247

>>14422234
Those would be illegal in my country. Like a lot of American products with dubious ingredients.

>> No.14422300

>>14422216
I didn't call soyboys right wingers, dumbass. I called the other guy a right winger.

>> No.14422301

Can anyone answer the fucking question

>> No.14422305

>>14422301
OP answered his own question. That is the purpose of all canning.

>> No.14422313

>>14422305
ok is it good though

>> No.14422315

>>14422247
>Those would be illegal in my country. Like a lot of American products with dubious ingredients.
A lot of things are illegal in your country, but people like you learned how to make do. Enjoy your jellied chicken anon, you deserve it.

>> No.14422370

>>14421651
Don't feed your dog chicken with bones in them. They snap and can kill your dog. Killed my old college dog when he got into the garbage.

As for the purpose, yeah, sustainability. I bet if you were living in the middle of Antarctica or the Russian tundra, this would be a fucking delicacy.

>> No.14422729

>>14422300
>>14422202
imagine seeing a completely un focused pure shitpost and thinking its your political boogeyman out to get you, its just a fucking wojack edit incel

>> No.14422758

>>14421089
looks raw

>> No.14422781

>>14421089
>>14422301
a few months

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>>14421089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E
looks great

>> No.14422788

You guys joke, but when nuclear apocalypse razes your local Tesco you're gonna wish you had some canned chicken to roast in the toaster oven.

>> No.14423168

>>14421089
buk buk what purpose life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn0snxrh260

>> No.14423232

>>14422788
I mean what would power it up, a car battery?

>> No.14423244

>>14422788
Like the electricity grid would be working. Duh.

>> No.14423257

>>14423232
The souls of your dead enemies and idiot democrats that don't know any better.

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>>14423232
Spinach!

>> No.14423281

A canned full chicken seems like an excellent idea in the apocalypse. Imagine eating a fuck ton of other shitty food food only to be greeted with a delicious roasted chicken. It looks pretty terrible out of the can but I would imagine it would look pretty good once roasted.

Literally no other purpose for canned chicken if you have access to fresh chicken, though.

>> No.14423286

>>14422786

I don't like this guy. He seems to try too hard to be funny. I always end up skipping through his videos because it is filled with lame forced jokes.

>> No.14423296
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>>14423244
>electricity is essential to roast something

>> No.14423298

>>14423286
Looks like a fag, and there's no reason for anyone in their right mind to give that fag any clickbait bullshit because that's all it it's worth after just looking at that preview.
Only suckers do clickbait for that crap.

>> No.14423303

>>14423286
So what you're saying is that you're advertisting "his" bullshit clickbait? Do you get paid for that?

>> No.14423305

>>14423281

I've watched this video made by /ck/'s girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_BNCDECIA

Looks like the canning process breaks apart the chicken so you can't enjoy a roasted whole chicken. The best you can get out of this is shredded chicken, chicken nuggets, or some shit like that.

>> No.14423317

>>14423305
So a video made by someone that you don't know, from someone's crackhead girlfriend for clickbaits? Why should this interest anyone?

>> No.14423325

>>14423317

Why are you so angry?

>> No.14423334

>>14423325
I'm not angry, I just wonder why you suck up to someone's crackhead girlfriend for clicks?

>> No.14423335

>>14421089
>canned whole chicken
>fully cooked
absolute sorcery
would not feed to anything but rats

>> No.14423336

>>14423325
Explain yourself.

>> No.14423337

>>14423334

I am sharing information about a topic like literally every human has done for the entire existence of humanity.

>> No.14423342

>>14423337
Bullshit and you know it. See that's not anger that knowing that you're full of shit.

>> No.14423382

>>14423342

Man... I feel as if I am too old to further engage in this stupid and pointless conversation.

>> No.14423384

>>14423382
Fight back lol

>> No.14423386

There's a french deli up the road that sells glass jars with tinned ducks in them. Like a full meal and stuff, they look high quality.

>> No.14423397

>>14421089
war

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>>14423384

>> No.14423426

>>14423296
What are you going to do with a toaster oven and no power, dumbass?

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>>14423384

>> No.14423441

>>14423303
do you ever stop and think before opening your stupid mouth? learn comprehension you dumb fucking roody poo

>> No.14423518

>>14423426
Have you heard of this thing called "fire"?

>> No.14423644

>>14423232
>>14423244
>what is a solar panel

>> No.14423654

>>14423518
LMAO how fire gonna work with no gas lines nigga

>> No.14423662

>>14423644
Nothing without stupid chemicals that have to make those stupid solar panels, just look into the waste dumps of other nations to do that for PBS and NPR sacks of shit hypocrites. They don't like to show the reality, they like to show bullshit hypocrisy.

>> No.14423685

>>14423654
Something really cool is that I've seen some folk from native American tribes do a fire in like 10 seconds or less. They set it up first, then using a mini bow make sparks and fire and it starts a big fire. Damn cool!
Damn cool indeed. This little mini bow really does it once other things are there.
It's cool to learn who to learn and how to learn how to make those little mini bows.

>> No.14423688

>>14423662
>>14423685
Take your meds

>> No.14423691

>>14423688
I don't need meds you fucking weirdo, I know how to make fire. What are you some kind of faggot?

>> No.14423695

>>14421089
>What is the purpose? Shelf life?

Yep. I've only ever seen these used as an ingredient in large batch cooking for soups, and it's not that bad when used that way.

The picture on the can is more than a bit of a stretch lol.

>> No.14423697

>>14423688
Your stupid dubs would teach you how to make fire, that's why you're a pathetic faggot. Get over yourself.

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>>14423518
You're gonna light a fire in a toaster oven? Nigger, you're dumb.

>> No.14423828

>>14422370

based and dogpilled

>> No.14424772

>>14422300
Schizo lib

>> No.14424913

>>14421089
If you roasted a fresh bird and then put it in a container covered with the can drippings, it would look exactly like what comes out of that can. I'm not saying it's gourmet, but if you were camping out in the woods away from civilization for days and you bundled it up in a hobo pack with potatoes, carrots and onions, you'd wolf down that motherfucker and be asking for seconds .

>> No.14425340

>>14423286
>>14423298
t. mouth breathing faggots

>> No.14425399

>>14424913
There's nothing wrong with it at all. They're just overcooked chickens in cans. People who are appalled by meat jelly have never refrigerated cooked meat, thus have probably never cooked much in their lives anyway. People who don't cook much eat all kinds of truly appalling, unnatural processed foods. I don't know why you would eat a canned chicken just for kicks, but keeping some in your cabin or something seems great.