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>> No.14411035

Do I still get to eat the fucking chicken wing if I don't care?

>> No.14411036

>>14411024
Flats are better, easier to eat.

>> No.14411052

>>14411035
nobody is stopping you stop doing anything, bud

>> No.14411065

>flats

>> No.14411079

>flats
>ass
unfortunate combination of words
I have to disagree

>> No.14411085

Flats. More flavor and moisture.

>> No.14411176

>>14411024
who argues about drums and flats when you should be getting the whole wing?
this whole concept of dividing the wing into little pieces is ridiculous

>> No.14411184

>>14411024
I prefer flats and I'm a foot and vagina man.

>> No.14411266

>order a dozen wings from my local watering hole
>hot, with ranch and celery nothing unusual
>waitress brings my order
>I pick up my knife and fork and carefully spread out the pile of wings over the plate
>five drums
>seven flats
>my hands shaking, I put the silverware down
>I try to take a few sips of water but my quaking hands are splashing it everywhere
>I shoot up off my stool so fast it clatters to the ground behind me
>I pace around the dining area rubbing my forearms frantically and shivering
>children are staring at me from the family section
>”what’s wrong with that man, mommy?”
>five drums... seven flats... five drums... seven flats...
>I chant it again and again gradually getting louder each time
>FIVE DRUMS...
>other patrons are throwing cash on the table and hastening to the door
>SEVEN FLATS...
>the waitress re-emerges from the kitchen
>FIVE DRUMS...
>oh no! not again!
>SEVEN FLATS...
>she rushes to the order window and grabs another customer’s plate of wings
>FIVE DRUMS...
>with lightning speed she dashes over to my table
>SEVEN FLATS...
>with surgical precision she removes a flat from my plate with a pair of tongs and replaces it with a drum
>Anon! Anon! Six drums, and six flats!
>she coaxes me back to the table chanting six drums six flats six drums six flats
>the bar back puts the tranquilizer rifle back under the sink
>remaining patrons are urged to put their phones away, that the police will not be necessary
>the regulars shrug their shoulders and go back to their drinking
>six drums, six flats... I whisper softly to myself as I pick up a piping hot drum and lightly dip it into the ranch
>as I pull it to my mouth I see a white chunk slowly oozing down the side
>the distinctive smell of blue cheese
>my hands shaking, I put the drum down

>> No.14411272

men who like man ass eat flats

>> No.14411274

>>14411036
I'm a flats guys, but drums are obviously easier to eat, are you retarded?

>> No.14411278

>>14411024
boneless is the only way to go

>> No.14411281

>>14411266
Good one

>> No.14411288

>>14411266
holy fuck lmao

>> No.14411299

>>14411274
flats are best, just twist out the bones and eat all at once

>> No.14411311

>>14411274
Literally this
>>14411299

If you couldn't figure it out then then stick to nuggets.

>> No.14411333

>>14411299
Oh yeah, a lot easier than just eating around one bone.

>> No.14411348

>>14411266
someone give this man the caldecott

>> No.14411364

Flats have more meat, drums are all grissle and cartilage

>> No.14411409

>>14411364
>I’m gnawing meat off an animal’s bones but I need it all to be fork-tender!
d’awwwww does widdle baby need mama to cut it into widdle bite size chunkies for you too??

>> No.14411421

im a flat man, or as I call them, wingettes, and also a tiddy man.

>> No.14411428

>>14411052
Then you're straight up eating flats wrong. You have to twist them apart to get all the meat.

>> No.14411432

Other way around dipshit

>> No.14411435

>>14411266
Im on my break at work at this really fucked me up. Top post ya bloke

>> No.14411438

>>14411024
>like both and also like both
Huh, would ya look at that.

>> No.14411441

>>14411176
drumstick isn’t part of the wing it’s part of the leg.
consider maybe that the most commonly sold chicken parts in the grocery is the breast and thighs. that leaves the wings and drumsticks. sell em cheap and fry them up. it’s a totally different meal than let’s just say a rotisserie chicken or roasted thighs. wings and drumsticks serve their own purpose. retard.

>> No.14411440
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>>14411024
forewing > drumstick because there's less bone
also
>flats
an hero wigger

>> No.14411447

>>14411278
Those aren't wings, they're nuggets/chicken tenders. Wings are dark meat.

Also, I'm a legs guy and prefer a small ass and small boobs, so this whole thing doesn't work.

>> No.14411456

>>14411266
pretty good. this is how I react when salad dressing touches my wings though. all of you people are fucking weird. salad dressing belongs on vegetables, who the fucking hell thought it would be a good idea to coat a hot wing in spicy sauce then dunk it in fucking salad dressing which makes it cool, and gross? it already has a sauce on it, its supposed to be spicy and you know, its not a fucking salad, yet everyone acts like im the weird one when I dont use the ranch they give me without asking.
IM THE SANE ONE
YOURE THE CRAZY ONES
YOU CANNOT GASLIGHT ME INTO SAYING SALAD DRESSING ON MEAT IS NORMAL
THE JEWS DID THIS

>> No.14411459

>>14411278
Yeah, the only way to go to the gay club.

>> No.14411672

>>14411409
>actively choosing and preferring inferior cuts of meat

>> No.14411700

>>14411266
checked and keked

>> No.14411712

>>14411364
That big thing of cartilage at the end is why I like drums better desu. Also blue cheese > ranch

>> No.14411809

>>14411428
>not putting the whole thing in your mouth and sucking all the meat off before spitting the bones back out
I bet you can't even tie a cherry stem.

>> No.14411873

>>14411441
Are you... are you mentally handicapped?

>> No.14412127

>>14411024
Are boneless wings for footfags?

I like boneless wings.

>> No.14412143

>>14411024
well i like both fine so i guess that adds up

>> No.14412148

>>14412127
no, they are for women

>> No.14412188
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14412188

Drums are superior and I am indeed a tit man as well as a blue cheese supremacist.

>> No.14412409

>>14411266
Based and kekpilled

>> No.14412445

>>14411266
top post, mate

>> No.14412455

>>14411024
FLAT JUSTICE

>> No.14412605

>>14411672
>Not knowing any wing, flat or drum, is inferior meat.

>> No.14412674

>>14411441
Well yes apparently the upper arm is called a drumette. But he's calling it a drumstick because it looks like the same as the chicken's femur.

>> No.14412682

>>14412674
*tibula and fibula
Thighs are the femur

>> No.14412687

>>14411266
Lad status : WEW

>> No.14412700
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>>14411299
>flats
>twist the bones and eat all at once
>drums
>eat all at once
>the one that requires one extra step to eat is easier to eat

>> No.14412706

>>14411024
What about the chad midriff guys?

>> No.14412832
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14412832

>>14411266
High quality post

>> No.14412982

I like drumettes and fat fucking titties so I guess it checks out

>> No.14413072

>>14411024
which has more meat

>> No.14413082

>>14411024
>not loving both ass and tits equally
Sucks to be you bro

>> No.14413373

>>14412982
My nigger

>> No.14413739

>>14411266
the absolute state of ranchtards

>> No.14413921

How to you dip flats in your bleu cheese or ranch tho. I mean, it just doesn't work very well. Especially if the cups are small.

>> No.14413935

>>14413921
Dont use bleu cheese or ranch at all. Alternatively, dump the ranch on top before each bite.

>> No.14413938

>>14411052
>stopping you stop

>> No.14414260

>>14411024
cant argue with that

>> No.14414276

Does anyone actually prefer drums? Looks like pretty much all flats here. And I think anyone I've ever talked about it with prefers flats too.

>> No.14414290

What do I eat if I have a tummy fetish?

>> No.14414751

>>14411024
if I had to choose I'd say flats
also love butts

>> No.14414755

what if I like the full wings fried? complete with tip?

>> No.14414890

interesting. i like flats marginally more than i like drumsticks and i like asses marginally more than i like tits

>> No.14414921

Boobies and drumsticks

>> No.14414928

>>14411024
i eat both of them because i don't give a shit, chicken wings are chicken wings.

>> No.14414959
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14414959

I think it makes more sense that drums=ass and flats=chest

>> No.14415666

>>14412700
>he twists the bones
lmao retard

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>>14414959

>> No.14415752

>>14412188
Based, based and based.

>> No.14415763

>>14411024
flats are for people that eat pussy
>sucking that lil center meat out like a clit
drums are for cock suckers
>big ol knob you just suck around to get the meat

>> No.14415784

>>14411266
get this man some reddit gold

>> No.14415789
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14415789

a drum is technically not a wing

>> No.14415801

>>14411024
A new wing shop opened up nearby. First time I ordered they asked me if I wanted flats or drums. I was a little taken aback and said "does it matter"?
The guy on the phone said "so I assume you want both".
Up until recently I had never been asked which one I wanted. I just thought wings are wings. I eat any of them.
People are so fucking autistic about shit these days.

>> No.14415804

>>14412188
Are you me?

>> No.14415817

i like feet and drums are the best. i would get them over wings every time

>> No.14415820

>>14411299
with drums you just eat it, you dont have to do some fancy faggot trick, you just it

>> No.14415840

>>14411024
Whole wings are for real men.

>> No.14417071

>>14411024
Drumsticks are literally chicken asses.

>> No.14417104

What it you're a gay bottom and therefor like dicks and are a dick man? What do you eat? What about if you're a cishet woman? Or howsabout this: asexuals of any gender who care for neither tits nor ass (nor dicks)? Do you intend to block asexuals, women and faggots from eat chicken wings? Also, do you wear boxers, briefs, something else (and if so, what?) or go commando? Actually, answer that one first. I really wanna know.

>> No.14417121

>>14411266
No joke, I legit saw something like this at a local diner. The police were called. I GTFO'd before shit went down and the po-po wound up shooting some poor, unarmed 'tist.

>> No.14417361

>>14411024
>Like both, prefer drums

>> No.14417371

>>14411364
Only if you get shitty ones like they have at BWW.

My local bar gets big, meaty wings.

>> No.14417382

>>14411266
but blue cheese is better in every way?

>> No.14417389
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>>14411266
>ranch
imagine my absolute shock that a faggot like this isn't a based blue cheese boy

>> No.14417448

>>14417382
Meh, I think it tends to overwhelm everything it's put on. Ranch ads a nice contrast to the hot sauce.

>> No.14418459

>>14417448
It's bleu cheese or go fuck your mother

>> No.14418464
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14418464

>he doesn't eat whole chicken wings

>> No.14418471

>>14417071
yes but ass men are undercover faggots and wanna-be intellectuals thus go for the flats. real ones know, nothin better in life than a set of floppy titties and suckin on a nobby, grissly drumstick

>> No.14418489

>"flats"

what the fuck is wrong with americans

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>>14411266
>checked
Bravo! Bravissimo! What an Incisive view into the mind of the Autist. Well DONE SIR!!
<------For you!

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>>14411456
No,no... it's ALRIGHT.
You're right. You're ABSOLUTELY right.
There was NEVER supposed to be Ranch anywhere near those wings.
And the Bleu-cheese... Well that was ALWAYS meant to go with the celery that has become an afterthought,(if it's there at all.)
FUCK ranch dressing. If it isn't made in house, it's garbage anyway.
No, you're not crazy anon...The World is though.

>> No.14418633

>>14418464
>Basically the same
>Except harder two eat the two parts with meat on
>And has the worthless tip attached

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>>14411024
Faggot.