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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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WELCOME TO THE KITCHEN GENTLEMEN,

I WILL NOT LIE, THE CHANCES OF YOU EATING ARE SMALL. SOME MAY EVEN USE YOUR FRIENDS AS LIVING STOCK CUBES!

BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD, THAT I SHALL USE MY SEASONING BRILLIANCE TO ENSURE THAT YOUR FOOD IS PASSED ON TO MR WHITE

THIS IS THE GREATEST REWARD, MORE THAN EVEN FLAVOUR, FOR THE FATE OF YOUR FOOD IS AN ETERNAL CONCERN!

NOW COME, FOLLOW ME, STRIKE DOWN THIS GORDON RAMSAY! ALLOW ME TO FIND THIS STOLEN COOKBOOK!

I ASK NOT FOR MY OWN SELFISH STUDIES, BUT FOR THE GOOD OF THE RESTAURANT!

>> No.14400590

based, and alchamy pilled

>> No.14400589

Huh?

>> No.14400602

>>14400575
This might be too niche a shitpost for even the most seasoned (heh) /ck/ veteran

>> No.14400970

>>14400575
>>14400589
>>14400590
>>14400602
>americans are too fat, stupid and lazy to make their own seasonings
>they have to consume chemical industrial SSRI salt that will accelerate their obesity

oh america.....

>> No.14400993

>>14400575
Bless me with the transmutation of SOUS VIDE

>> No.14400995

>>14400575
https://youtu.be/PoK20MzDtTg
Love Gelt.

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>>14400995
Why yes, I do eat solid gold. How could you tell?

>> No.14401014

>>14400575
>>14400995
>>14401005
>tfw browsing /ck/ in between chapters of The Rise of Nagash and eating Ruffles then stumbling upon this thread

I. Am. Comfy

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>>14401014
Welcome to the thread of the SUPREME PATRIARCH OF THE COLLEGES OF COOKING

>> No.14401112

>>14401032
Is it true rat things live beneath the great Kitchen?

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>>14401112
Rat things? Don't be absurd. I'll be sending you to the witch hunters at this rate. The Kitchen is Michelin star and 100% rat free.

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based warhammer thread in the most based board

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>>14402371
What does Krell eat bros?

>> No.14404376

>>14400575
I really should read up on war hammer lore. The memes and discussions are great. I know my poor ADHD ass should not even try to touch the figurines.

>> No.14405074

>>14404376
It's a good read, Lore has some genuinely funny parts too

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>>14400970
what's the deal with this SSRI guy? some kind of meta-troll?

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>>14402371
Nagash of the Large Hats demands sustenance. What shall you make me?

>> No.14407018

>>14400575
uh gelt I'd like a big mac with some fries?
>YOUR ORDER IS DISMISSED

>> No.14407132

>>14402371
>be krell
>retrive axe
>burn hands
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HENRIC YOU DICK YOU WER'NT BAKING BAT COOKIES YOU WERE BAKING MY AXE. HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OLD FRIEND KRELL THE OLD SPICY AXE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14408483

>>14406190
He's trying to impersonate some wee chinkie. Might be an elaborate meta troll by the sloppa shit/vinegary shits guy.