/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14379913]

*gives you the shits*

[Anonymous No.14379923]

>>14379913
Is that true? I'm often constipated. I'm willing to pay for their overpriced garbage just so I can shit everyday.

[Anonymous No.14379964]

>>14379913
Haven't had Chipotle in a while but when I used to eat it often I'd get diarrhea 8/10 times

[Anonymous No.14379976]

The hot salsa can definitely induce stomach discomfort and diarrhea, but I have never had a problem if I avoid that.

Problem is, the hot salsa is literally the single best ingredient they have and one of the most delicious salsas available from any chain.

[Anonymous No.14380006]

>>14379913
avoid the lettuce and shredded cheese
that's where they keep the e coli

[Anonymous No.14380022]

>>14379913

Vinegary? Or sloppa?

[Anonymous No.14380029]

>>14380022
>Vinegary
I've never seen an autizmo on here so dedicated to something so not funny, other than maybe the /tv/ Sneed poster

[Anonymous No.14380042]

I eat a fair amount of chipotle and have never gotten the shits, am i a superhero?

[Anonymous No.14380044]

>>14380029

Although salt & vinegar is a kino kombo, you'll want the dedicated "salty" thread down the hall, sweaty.

[Anonymous No.14380056]

Qdoba is better, less norovirus

[Anonymous No.14380073]

>>14380056
This

[Anonymous No.14380087]

>>14380044
If your shits are so vinegary it sounds like you have excess stomach acid or something. You should see a doctor.

[Anonymous No.14380090]

>>14380042
I really think its just a meme. Ate there plenty of times, no shits.

[Anonymous No.14380096]

>>14380042
Same.

[Anonymous No.14380099]

>>14380090

Maybe the real shits were the friends you made along the way.

[Anonymous No.14380145]

>>14380090
OP here, I wouldn't have posted the thread if I wasn't on the toilet with diarrhea after eating chipotle

[Anonymous No.14380269]

Unless you live in a ghetto area (there wouldn't be a chipotle there) the food is hyper sterile.

the only time I recall getting sick from food was 4th of July 2019. waffle house in new Orleans at 2 am. Drunk friend said nigger out loud but I don't think anyone heard it other than those of us at the table

Worst sore throat of my life a few days later. Got diagnosed with strep and got an antibiotic shot in my ass cheek.

I think the niggers either played fast and loose with the food safety rules or someone fucked with my food. I think it was the first.

[Anonymous No.14380286]

>>14379913
Do people really get upset stomachs from eating fast food?

You'd think that Americans would be accustomed to the diet or at least try to pick food that doesn't make them bottom out

maybe it's just a white people thing

[Anonymous No.14380291]

>>14379913
Speaking of Burritos, is it better if the burrito is separated into distinct layers so you have to eat around it if you want multiple toppings
Or is it better if the burrito is mixed so that you can enjoy all the flavors at once?

[Anonymous No.14380336]

>>14380269
I don't think it's a food poisoning thing. I think it's a fiber and maybe spicy food thing when the average American doesn't eat much.

[Anonymous No.14380355]

>>14380336
could be, i eat a fuckton of fiber. lots of beans and fresh fruit daily because i'm a penny pinching kike.

[Anonymous No.14380762]

Nothing can give me the shits.

[Anonymous No.14380771]

>>14379913
Yeah, but are they explosive?

[Anonymous No.14380870]

>>14380286
Chipotle is infamous for poor ingredient safety. A bunch of people have gotten ecoli from eating tainted Chipotle food.

[Anonymous No.14380942]

>>14379923
Try like 6 dried apricots, friend.

>>14380042
No I think people who have issues are mostly drinking or overeating.

>>14380145
What did you order?

>>14380336
I think it might be. Most Americans eat woefully insufficient quantities of fiber.

[Anonymous No.14380946]

>>14379913
*cooms on your tits*

[Anonymous No.14380950]

>>14380946
Are you Eric Andre?

[Anonymous No.14381117]

>>14380942
>What did you order?
Burrito bowl
1/2 barbacoa, 1/2 steak
Black beans, brown rice
Guac
Extra cheese
pico de gallo
tomatillo green salsa
lettuce
Extra fajita veggies
Tortilla on the side

[Anonymous No.14381421]

>>14379913
I never really noticed that Chipotle had the pedo swirl in its logo. Huh. Explains a lot about the restaurant.

[Anonymous No.14381531]

>>14381421
There's one in every thread

[Anonymous No.14381824]

I don't think I've ever gotten indigestion from food.

[Anonymous No.14381876]

>>14381421
Excuse me?

[Anonymous No.14382719]

>>14379913
I still don't get the appeal of chipotle
Maybe its because I'm Texan and used to good mexican food, but chipotle just always tastes bland. They have shit meat, and their toppings taste like something you'd find in the salad section of an all you can eat buffet.
They don't even use good tortillas.

literally what's the fucking appeal?

[Anonymous No.14382767]

>>14379913
>*gives you the shits*
not that I have experienced.

[Anonymous No.14382791]

>>14380029
>implying vinegary shits isn't a board meme now
get outta here kiddo

[Anonymous No.14382825]

>>14382719
I don't get it either. It's basically the Subway of Mexican food, except they charge more than a legit taqueria.

[Anonymous No.14383218]

>>14379913
Why is anyone getting diarrhea from this place?

[Anonymous No.14383233]

>>14380269
It's pretty rare to catch strep throat from food or food poisoning. I think in reality you got it from someone else and you just feel pang of guilt, because you are a fucking asshole.

[Anonymous No.14383291]

>>14382719
The ingredients seem pretty high quality to me and it is always tasty

[Anonymous No.14383298]

has anyone tried moe's southwest grill? is it better than chipolte?

[Anonymous No.14383301]

>>14383298
its about the same.

[Anonymous No.14383521]

>>14381117
Just reading that I feel like I need to shit

[Anonymous No.14383555]

>>14383298
teenagers making whitewashed burritos? yeah they're about the same

[Anonymous No.14383644]

>>14383298
I almost broke a tooth on a piece of chicken from there.

[Anonymous No.14383649]

Stop it with these fucking stupid “le bathroom!” memes, you eat a shit-tier diet without fiber. If you eat fiber on a normal basis then consuming extra doesn’t fuck you up. You’re just blaming others for your fuckups and asking me to laugh at it.
No, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.14383651]

>>14379913
I quite like getting the shits, it's pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.14383754]

>>14380056
Qdubba is shit, and their queso looks and tastes like what I'd imagine cat food tastes like

[Anonymous No.14383784]

>>14380269
>No chipotle in the ghetto
Yuppies are hilarious.

[Anonymous No.14385282]

Anybody else feel like their burritos keep getting smaller?

[Anonymous No.14385362]

>>14380771
And painful

[Anonymous No.14385371]

>>14385282
Burrito size depends on the filling, order more filling next time

[Anonymous No.14385427]

>>14381117
That's a lot of food for one sitting.

[Anonymous No.14385709]

I ordered a double everything burrito with an extra tortilla and the thing was bigger than my fucking head. I ate most of it in one sitting and shit red hot American doo doo butter the next day more times than I’d like to admit. Chipotle damages my asshole in a way that nothing that has ever existed or will exist could possibly come close to. The worst part about is that I know I’ll do it again, sometimes in life the sensation of turning your bungus into chocolate river from Willy Wonka is worth the hassle for a night of American wet back cuisine.

[askelm.com No.14385780]

>>14379913
i find it overrated

also is it just me or are the servers giving less in their portion size ?

[askelm.com No.14385784]

>>14379913
also the one near me smells like shit
whenever I go their the smell of shit is in the air

why?

[Anonymous No.14386050]

>>14382719
Well of course the state where you have any number of mexican fast food chains available it gets outclassed pretty easily but compared to the slop served at more widespread chains like Taco Bell it's a huge improvement.