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14374469 No.14374469 [Reply] [Original]

Waiter, won't you sing Happy Birthday for my birthday? Oh, and don't forget to bring me your finest complimentary dessert.

>> No.14374485

>>14374469
Sorry sir but due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic and in order to maintain social distancing and provide the best possible environment for our customers and staff we no longer sing happy birthday. I can offer you a complementary birthday mask instead

>> No.14374555

>>14374485
can i have a plastic bag instead of a mask?

>> No.14374570

>>14374555
of course! and don't forget we care about you during these trying, uncertain times. we know how difficult they are. we are all in this together.

>> No.14374577

>>14374469

If you hate doing shit like this why would you become a waiter in the first place?

>> No.14374581

>>14374469
Sure, but enjoy your cum and pee in the dessert

>> No.14374591

>>14374577
uneducated need monies

>> No.14374595
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>> No.14374621

>>14374577
To pay for an education you stupid shitter

>> No.14374638

>>14374581
Excellent, can I meet the ladies who will be seasoning it?