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>be waiter
>takes some literally who's order
>water was his drink of choice, I fucking hate this since waterfags are cheap as fuck
>give faggot his food
>only gave him one refill, then avoided him like the plague
>he looked annoyed too, of me avoiding his cheap-ass, feels good man
>guy leaves
>leaves no fucking tip (son of a bitch)

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people?

>> No.14364850 [DELETED] 

>>14364840
yeah i agree fuck white people

>> No.14364853
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14364853

>This water is too watery
>Let's not leave a tip Harold

>> No.14364857

>>14364840
bitter wagie

>> No.14364867

>>14364857
I bet I make more than you, neet.

>> No.14364875

>act like a cunt
>be surprised you don't get a tip
kill yourself asap

>> No.14364883
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>>14364840
>be me
>want to eat out, prefer to drink water with my meals so i order water
>waiter immediately gives me stink eye for ordering water???
>get my food, more stink eye
>waiter avoids me for the entire duration of my meal, what the fuck is up his ass?
>decide not to leave a tip because some waiter couldn't handle my existence

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people?

>> No.14364892

>>14364883
kek

>> No.14364902

>>14364840
>>14364883
Honestly this. I don't want bubbly corn syrup. Drinking water is the easiest way to cut sugar and calories from your meal.

>> No.14364911

>>14364883
based

>> No.14364912

>>14364875
I gave him a refill. That's more than enough for the likes of him.
>>14364883
>muh perspective
Don't care. He should've still gave me something.

>> No.14364920
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14364920

>Bill is 9.99
>Give 10
>Ask for change
>Leave

>> No.14364921

>>14364912
Do Americans really expect people to leave tips if they act like a massive twat to them?

>> No.14364926

>>14364840
the fuck is wrong with just water? what would you have preferred he drink? Your "finest" wine?

>> No.14364931

>>14364867
get me my drinks slave

>> No.14364933

>>14364912
nope, you deserve nothing
you acted like a shitty asshole in a service industry, of course you're not going to get tipped
your entire job is to kiss my fucking ass, idiot

>> No.14364934

>>14364921
Only dickwads, anon. Classy Americans are civilized despite popular belief.

>> No.14364938

>>14364912
I guarantee you’re below the age of 21 you obnoxious little faggot. You bring my food and shut your gimp mouth. The only tip you’ll be getting is that of my penis when I fuck your pretty little mouth.

>> No.14364946

op getting btfo and put in his little bitch boy place

>> No.14364948

>>14364938
And I guarantee you’re above the age of 35 you over due loser.

>> No.14364957

>>14364948
>uhhhhhh you're older and more successful than me! GOTTEM
nice argument
i drink only water but tip 15% if the service was good
you're such a dumb pathetic faggot and i literally eat ass
kill yourself dude

>> No.14364958

>>14364840
>provide shitty service
>receive no tip
That's your incentive to be a good server, retard. I never stiff a waiter though, I'll leave a 3¢ tip so they know that I didn't just forget to tip.

>> No.14364960

>>14364946
>t. Watervirgin

>> No.14364968

>>14364957
>admitting to being old
Gross.

>> No.14364975
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14364975

>>14364840
>I fucking hate this since waterfags are cheap as fuck

people who dig coal are the exact opposite

>> No.14364976

>>14364840
>tipping
Thank fucking god tipping isn't a thing in Australia. I paid for my god damn meal, and the cost of service is included in the cost of the meal. Don't like it? Ask your boss to pay you more

>> No.14364982

>>14364840
The absolute RESIZING your little underage asshole is getting right now is incredible

>> No.14364987

>>14364975
Not OP but didn't those people live shorter lives due to long term exposure to the dirty air they take in?

>> No.14364996

Whenever I go out with my parents to eat, I always pocket the tip before leaving
Fuck wagies

>> No.14365001

>>14364982
Not an argument.

>> No.14365003

>>14364840
This never happened.

>> No.14365008

>>14365003
I know but the replies are funny.

>> No.14365011

>>14364968
27 actually lmao
keep track of who you argue with

>>14364960
T. Literal virgin

>>14364976
Aussies are subhuman so nobody gives a shit dude

>> No.14365013

>>14365001
I’m not trying to argue with you, I’m just discussing the current state of your rectum. You have an underdeveloped brain due to your young age, and are therefore not really worth arguing with.

>> No.14365014

>>14365001
>Not an argument.
neither is "i don't like people who drink water so I'm going to give them shitty service and complain about a lack of tip"

>> No.14365015

>>14365011
>almost 30
Okay gramps.

>> No.14365018

>>14365011
>Aussies are subhuman
Is that you Moot?

>> No.14365020

>>14364996
>>14365015
Underage banned

>> No.14365022

>>14364840
this is why I always order tea instead of water :(

>> No.14365024
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14365024

>>14365011

>> No.14365026

>>14364875
fuck off waterfag

>> No.14365028
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14365028

post yfw you’re not an angry food gimp with no tip

>> No.14365029

>>14365013
I'm 20, but what does age have to do with anything?
>>14365014
Watervirgins are cheap as fuck from my experience, hence the quality of service.

>> No.14365033

>>14365029
> i’m 20
we know

>> No.14365044

>>14365020
Nope. You should be 18 or older to post here but I believe there should be a limit too. At 25, you should leave. It's just embarrassing if you're still here and close to 30.

>> No.14365047

>>14365024
>sour grapes
not applicable to the argument you fucking idiot

>>14365029
so you're a judgemental retard who thinks he knows exactly how a customer will be?
you think karen who orders 6 cosmos is going to tip you either? moron

>>14365044
just leave kiddo

>> No.14365056

>>14364840
>offer shit service
>don't get an extra reward
Truly a mystery.

>> No.14365057

>>14365044
>At 25, you should leave. It's just embarrassing if you're still here and close to 30.
I kinda believe in this too. However, 30 should be the limit. Anything older is fine but if you're still a neet at that age AND posting on 4chan, then that's embarrassing.

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>>14365026
fuck off wagie

>>14365028

>> No.14365065

>>14365047
Just leave grampa.

>> No.14365070

>>14364938
mmmh~ what else are you gonna do to me daddy~? >//<

>> No.14365072

>>14365070
Suck you dry, duh.

>> No.14365077

>ITT: Old man argues with a baby

>> No.14365081
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>>14365077
One is underdeveloped while the other is rotting. Poetic if you ask me.

>> No.14365110

>>14365077
im baby

>> No.14365113
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>>14364987

they start early so nothing was lost

>> No.14365114

>>14365081
ah... just like my boy jeff ep and his mistresses... shine on you crazy diamond... rest in piece.

>> No.14365120

>>14364921
not me. i dont believe in tips and all the bs that comes with it. i refuse it first time around. if customer is persistant then i accept it to not be rude and i give it to my co workers starting with the lowest paid and ppl who dont normally get tips.

>> No.14365123

>>14365114
>>>/mlp/

>> No.14365130

>>14365028
>phoneposting
go back

>> No.14365131

>>14365123
??? u good senpai?

>> No.14365148

>>14364840
>knowingly avoids and customer who you can see wants something
>still expects a tip
the customer is always right :^), now back to the cagie wagie.

>> No.14365169

>>14365130
Nope. What you gonna do now you little bitch? Cry more? Use some buzzwords? Huh? You little bitch? Huh? Ya crying? Huh?

>> No.14365199

>>14365169
lol no

>> No.14365210
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14365210

is this bait?

>> No.14365221

Why would he pay you? He already paid for his food

>> No.14365223

>>14365210
What do you think?

>> No.14365236

>>14365221
Dumbass

>> No.14365246

>>14364840
>purposely avoid customer
>surprised he doesn't reward you with tip
bait?

>> No.14365247

>>14365221
based

>> No.14365249

>>14365169
Underage confirmed.

>> No.14365257

>>14365246
>>14365223

>> No.14365259

>>14364853
Wow that is one piece of shit baby. You can tell its gonna grow up to be a boomer

>> No.14365264

imagine being a wage slave lmfao

>> No.14365265

>>14364912
can't believe people are falling for this bait
well done anon

>> No.14365267

>>14364902
Fine but thats no reason not to leave a nice tip

>> No.14365270

>>14365265
Thanks.

>> No.14365274

>>14365267
Fuck off wagie

>> No.14365298

>>14365274
Shut up watervirgin.

>> No.14365310
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14365310

>be me
>some literally who takes my order
>water was my drink of choice, I fucking love this since water is refreshing and very effective at hydrating my body
>I get my food, the waiter is quietly fuming with anger and resentment at my high socioeconomic status and radiant well-hydrated good looks
>I finish my second glass of water
>the servant avoids my eye contact, still stewing in animosity
>No matter. I take a two-liter bottle of Poland Spring from my man-purse and give myself and my dinner companion a refill
>I pay the restaurant for my wonderful meal, but I do not see fit to pay the servant, whose petty spitefulness rendered him useless to me
>Chuckle as I hear him sputtering in helpless rage when he picks up the check and sees 0 tip, and walk out to get on with my wonderful life

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>>14364840
he probably didnt give you a tip because you give shitty service. have fun make $2 an hour because you suck ass in the service industry

>> No.14365329

>poorfags and watervirgins unite in this thread
It's beautiful.

>> No.14365457

>>14364840
Fuck you waiters for pressuring me into ordering alcohol

>> No.14365483

>>14364975
This pic is racist

>> No.14365484

>>14365457
no

>> No.14365507

>>14364840
you deserve a shitty tip. faggot. you are paid (and tipped) based on the service you provide. Now I'm gonna start trying to notice when waiters act uppity like you, nigger.

>> No.14365516

>>14365507
It's bait dumbass.

>> No.14365518

>>14365516
and? I'm gonna keep a keen eye for uppity nigger waiters from now on.

>> No.14365519

I hope that’s bait op. Also I disprove this theory because I order water and tip extremely well.

>> No.14365527

>>14365518
>and?
No need to be worked up on fictional shit.

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>>14364840
>the virgin crybaby waiter vs the chad bussboy slaying all that hostess pucci

>> No.14365538

>>14364840
>braindead faggot makes his own bed, is surprised when he has to sleep in it

have your (you), and choke on it.

>> No.14365548
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14365548

>Excuse me sir, it's my birthday so will you please sing for us! And also bring us your finest complementary dessert!

>> No.14365557
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14365557

I always appreciate a good server or bartender or whatever
20% at least

>eyes up here

>> No.14365577

>People honestly falling for this
Y I K E S

>> No.14365587

>>14365577
>braindead people are braindead
imagine my surprise

>> No.14365596

>Ironically taking people's ironic responses unironically
O O F

>> No.14365606

>>14365596
>O O F
Steve?

>> No.14365622

>>14365527
life imitates art

>> No.14366545

>>14364867
Then stop whinging about people who don't tip. You're getting more than enough for an unnecessary role.

>> No.14366672

>>14364912
Starve or get a new job faggot

>> No.14366696

>>14365310
how is it chad to pay any attention to what the waiter thinks?

>> No.14366724

>>14365310
Based

>> No.14366725

>>14365259
Many do

>> No.14366727

>>14366696
Chad is a parody fratboy halfwit. That lifter image is some self-absorbed homo, not quite the same thing and the type of guy who is very interested in how others react to him.

>> No.14366730

>>14364840
Serves you right

>> No.14366734

>>14366727
>some self-absorbed homo who is very interested in how others react to him
lol that's literally you

>> No.14366738

>>14366734
wtf how do you know me?

>> No.14366742

>>14364902
This >>14365267
Drink water if you really want, but you should be tipping on the average cost of a beverage for every "free" refill you get.

>> No.14366748

>>14366742
Who the hell wants refills, anyway? One glass is more than enough for any meal. I go to a restaurant to eat, not to drink, and some dickhead waiter rushing up to top up my glass is just a distraction from the experience.

>> No.14366767

>>14366748
99.99% of diners, so that is the experience we provide and you pay for

>> No.14366779

>>14364840
>doesn’t refill someone’s drink
>doesn’t visit him in case he needs anything
>probably doesn’t speak to him or make eye contact, due to knowingly performing a shitty job
>what the fuck is wrong with people?

>> No.14366811

>>14364996
Somebody get the Based Department on the line RIGHT NOW!!!

>> No.14366818

>>14365057
I want to leave anon but nowhere else is as good to talk about liftan and cooking even with 4chan having literal redditors now posting here.

>> No.14366838

>>14364840
cheap bait

>> No.14366872

>tipping
cringe

>> No.14366956

>>14364912
I refuse to believe that anyone can be this entitled

>> No.14366959

>>14364840
bait