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what's the krabby patty secret formula, keep in mind that the late stephen hillenberg was adamant that the burger contains no meat

>> No.14352015

>>14351985
Soy.

>> No.14352044

>>14351985
Plant plankton

>> No.14352071

>>14351985
Hillenburg just said that to keep the formula safe. Have you ever seen someone enjoy a meatless burger?

>> No.14352089

The secret of the Krabby Patty is that Mr. Krabs secretly rubs all of them on his ass

That's right, they're ass burgers

>> No.14352100

>>14352089
Just like Cartman

>> No.14352110

>>14351985
There is no secret. It’s just a thing mr krabs says to activate the placebo affect in consoomers making the burger taste better.

>> No.14352117

The secret is krab jizz

>> No.14352119

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>> No.14352236

This >>14352110 is probably the answer.

>> No.14353012

>>14352110
Coca Cola operates on the same principle. Wonder if there are any other examples.

>> No.14354428

>>14351985
Where does the underwater restaurant source cattle from to produce beef to make patties?

>> No.14354442

>>14354428
Manatees they are the cows of the sea

>> No.14354476

Steamed, food made underwater must taste like that.

>> No.14354566

LOVE

>> No.14354582

Mr. Krab's cum

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14354656

>>14352110

>> No.14354683
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>>14351985

Given how often the show makes mention of Mr. Krabs' excessive sweatiness, it's probably a puck of TSP flavored with a healthy dose of crab perspiration.

>> No.14354714

Same secret ingredient as Krusty Burgers and Powersauce

>> No.14354923

>>14352119
Came here to post this autist

>> No.14355648

>>14352119
This shit always makes me kek. Ultimate cringe

>> No.14355658

>>14352119
This kid has the facial structure of a Chad, hopefully he snaps out of it. Also wtf is up with the cameraman, he's all up in the kids face.

>> No.14355664

>>14354428

They're made from crab meat.

>> No.14355676

>>14355658
He's too far gone. He used to do extremely cringey vlogs

>> No.14357722

>>14352110
Capitalism in a nutshell

>> No.14358293

>>14351985
MSG

>> No.14359528

>>14351985
Krabs urethral shavings.

>> No.14359536

>>14355658
Doubleswee actually grew up into a bizarre autist/chad hybrid

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>>14351985
The pill

>> No.14360104

it has to be something cheap ass that would sell to a mass audience. start with the cheapest fish, coctail shrimp. bind them together with egg and spices, bread, deep fry. coctail sauce or tartar sauce, onion, tomato, pickle, lettuce. on a brioche bun. wala.

>> No.14360141

>>14355658
>This kid has the facial structure of a Chad
No he doesn't, he looks like a typical incel.

>> No.14360607

>>14359952
But he hates the pill

>> No.14360738

>>14351985
>what's the krabby patty secret formula
Same as the 11 herbs and spices, a marketing blurb that's not actually real. You like the food because it's been sold to you as special.
the tragedy of Plankton is that he's a shit cook who thinks the secret formula will save him, but it's not real and even if it was, he'd fail at making anything with it because he sucks at cooking.

>> No.14362141

>>14360104
I dont think they can sell fish considering most of their customers are one themselves unless there is some kind of slave group bred for meat

>> No.14362146

>>14352044
Probably this, Krabs would do it to fuck with Plankton

>> No.14362199

>>14351985
the real answer is the krabby patty secret formula contains krab meat. that's why there's no crabs in bikini bottom other than mr krabs. he rounded up all the krabs including his nephew who dissappeared in an episode and served them out to customers who are fish, so it's not cannabalism. there's no beef in bikini bottom beacuse it's underwater and you can't use fish for the patties since you'd be feeding it to other fish. so it makes sense to use krab meat as it's inexpensive and mr krabs can make a whole lot of money by not spending it on many ingredients. you'll never see mr krabs eating a krabby patty, and that's why it's called a KRABBY patty!

>> No.14363015

>>14362199
>you'd be feeding it to other fish
You ever been to a Wal-Mart fish aisle when a goldfish dies? It's a feeding frenzy and the other fish devour it.