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14343992 No.14343992 [Reply] [Original]

I dropped my ENTIRE burger on the ground. I didn't even get to take one bite.

>> No.14343995

>>14343992
Don't do anything drastic anon. I want you to calmly grab a phone and call someone close to you. Explain what happened as clearly as possible. They can offer you more emotional support than this board possibly could.

I wish you the best and you will be in my prayers.

>> No.14344081

>>14343992
Why did you think this was interesting enough to start a thread about it
Or do you just want attention?

>> No.14344104

>>14344081
It's a good thread. Are you an idiot?

>> No.14344107

>>14344081

Go troll somewhere else jerk.

>> No.14344109

Dust it off and eat it. What are you, French?

>> No.14344115

>>14344104
its a bad thread. also you fuck children.

>> No.14344141

>>14344081
Fuck off

>> No.14344229

>>14344141
>>14344107
>>14344104
>abloo bloo bloo
Did we hurt your feelings samefriend?
This is a bad thread and you should feel bad for starting it

>> No.14344287

>>14343992
fuck you and your burger bitch

>> No.14344306

>>14343995
What the hell are they supposed to say, "it's gonna get better"

>> No.14344332

>>14344229
You're trying too hard to fit in.

>> No.14344348
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14344348

I would still eat the burger. Strong immune systems are based

>> No.14344614

>>14343992
Did this once at work. rinsed it off and gave it a microwave to kill off any bacteria.

>> No.14344688

>>14343992
You didn't drop it. I SLAPPED that shit out of your faggot little hand

>> No.14344693

>>14343992
THIS IS HOW YOU EAT A BIG MAC NIGGA

>> No.14344714
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14344714

>>14343992
My condolences. Cheer up!

>> No.14345008

Imagine dropping food. Do Americans not know how to use their hands?

>> No.14345046

>>14344693
COME ON CUZ, DAMN SON

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14345178

>>14343992
I understand how you feel anon, I've done this before and I felt like my world was coming to an end.
Take a deep breath, sit down if you have to and try to calm down. Once the worst of it passes, clean off your tears and go back and explain what happened and maybe they'll give you a replacement. It helps if you bring the hamburger, I know it might be hard to touch it given the recent trauma, but it helps everyone involved if you're able to have it on hand as evidence, failing that you could take a photo using your nearest smart iphone device.

Good luck anon, you didn't deserve this but I believe we can get passed this together.

>> No.14345193

So did you still eat it?

>> No.14345304
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14345304

>>14343992
Oh fudge.
This happened to me once.
>Spend 30 minutes putting a sandwich together
>French bread
>Lettuce
>Provolone
>Swiss
>Ham
>Turkey
>Heavy mayonnaise
>Heavy mustard
>Sit down in comfy recliner
>Kick legs up
>Sandwich flops off my plate
It landed split apart with the insides face down on the carpet.
I couldn't help but laugh.

>> No.14345450

>>14345304
>30 minutes

>> No.14345508

>>14345450
When your elbows only shift 30° because of the fat, things take time.

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14345649

>>14345450
Look you want it done right or you want it slapped together

>> No.14345752 [DELETED] 

>>14343992
Idiot anime poster