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alcoholic pickles

nice

>> No.14340384

this whole line is fucking disgusting and you should feel bad for buying it

>> No.14340390

>>14340384
I didn't really try it before posting.
It just seems like pickles, I feel betrayed. I'm not even getting drunk from these pickles.

>> No.14340400

>>14340390
You probably gotta eat the whole jar and then chug down the brine

>> No.14340402

>>14340390
>>14340400
this is a mistake. I kept munching a jar of the cherries and got instantly fucked out of nowhere

>> No.14340408

>>14340400
yeah I'm eatin the pickles and drinking the brine.
Brine's basically gone now.
Hell in the worst case I got some pickles. I do like pickles. I tried reaper pickles before and the shit wasn't even that spicy. I guess pickles just are good at BEING FUCKIN PICKLES.
>>14340402
Hope this happens but it's only 40 proof so maybe I'll get a buzz

>> No.14340409

woah 40 proof be careful sally!

>> No.14340425
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14340425

>alcoholic pickles

>> No.14340478

>>14340425
Don't post pictures of me on 4chan

>> No.14340490

>>14340355
>80 proof "moonshine"
Who buys this shit?

>> No.14340507

>>14340490
It's 40 proof. And I bought it while checking out at the local liquor store. These pickles were pretty expensive. I got 2 pretty cheap things (like totaled 5 bux) and my total was 33 bux and then my credit card company was like WE DENY YOUR SALE so I had to use a different card!

I hope I can change the name of the transaction in my bank account before mom sees I went to the liquor store, lol. (I am 33 or 34 but still live at home)

>> No.14340535

>>14340507
>It's 40 proof.
lmfao I didn't notice. What's the fucking point? I bet they taste like garbage.

>> No.14340538

>>14340535
nah they just taste like pickles
but they aren't getting me drunk so yeah what's the point?

>> No.14340542

>>14340507
Shockingly bleak post.

>> No.14340568

>>14340507
living at home is one thing but why can people that arent you see your bank account?

>> No.14340574

>>14340355
those things are like $26 at the store near me. who the hell buys this shit?

>> No.14340582

>>14340574
My liquore store didn't showed a price so I just grabbed em while waiting to check out LOL

>> No.14340587

>>14340568
I made my bank account at age 17 to help deposit my ``graduation checks'' where family gave me money for going to high school. I still use that account or whatever

>> No.14340588

>>14340478
Dont worry, he is taking a dick in the ass.

>> No.14340603

>>14340355
Ah, a product created for trans girls

>> No.14340606

Whatever haters I'm getting a buzz now and still have some pickles leftover

>> No.14340613

>>14340606
just slam the whole thing your life is pretty shit OP

>> No.14340617

>>14340613
based

>> No.14340619

You can just drink alcohol and eat pickles separately

>> No.14340644

>>14340507
>>14340538
40 proof is only 20% alcohol kid, the pickles take up most of the space in the jar, a d don't soak up any alcohol sense they are already saturated in vinegar. That means you payed almost 30 dollars for the equivalent of one shot of normal liquor.

>> No.14340653

>>14340644
yeah it was pretty gay but I do like pickels

>> No.14340688

Can you delete this thread now, OP?

>> No.14340691
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>>14340688
It's too late

>> No.14340700

OP tell us more about your sad life. did you go to college?

>> No.14340711

>>14340700
Yes, after high school I went to college for computer science but became depressed and failed out.

Years later I went to community college and got a 2 year degree but I'm still working in Target

>> No.14340728

>>14340711
how are you feeling about your path being 1/3 done with life already? are you happy?

>> No.14340731

>>14340728
nah feels bad

>> No.14340741

>>14340731
Are you doing anything to try and improve your life or are you just going to kill yourself when your mom dies?

>> No.14340743

>>14340731
well what are you going to do about it then

>> No.14340748

>>14340743
gonna eat alcoholic pickles and post on 4chan
>>14340741
Trying to get an IT job and move out maybe

>> No.14340756

>>14340748
retard you need a better plan than maybe. can you actually code? can you do IT work?

just get into a trade and be a bitch for 4 years. Not like it would be any different than what you're doing now and at the end you'll make pretty decent money

>> No.14340761

>>14340756
>can you actually code? can you do IT work?
probably lol, idk. nobody gave me a chance yet

>> No.14340763

>>14340761
jesus christ

maybe you should stick to eating expensive shitty pickles and posting on 4chan then

>> No.14340773

>>14340763
here is my github
https://github.com/TidOS

pls hire

>> No.14340781

How's everyone else doing? Can anybody out depression the pickle guy?

>> No.14340791

>>14340773
>doxxing yourself on 4chan
rip

>> No.14340801

>>14340791
hire

>> No.14340809

>>14340773
Now that I have your info, I'm coming to find your ass and wip you into shape, literally. Every day you don't do something productive I'm gonna hold you down and pound your ass raw. That'll teach you to not be a loser very quick, or turn you gay, either way it's a win win for me.

>> No.14340813

>>14340781
Im eating bologna out of the package and chasing it with popov

>> No.14340814
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>>14340809

>> No.14340825

>>14340781
Bro, I don't think that's possible.

>> No.14340826

>>14340813
Hm close but I don't think so
Maybe if you soaked the balogna In the vodka

>> No.14340830

>>14340826
Pickle poster here, I don't think pickle posting is preposterous. Plenty of posters post pickles pristinely.

>> No.14340851

the quickest way to get fucked up on alcoholic pickles is intrarectally

>> No.14340901

>>14340781
Plenty of people suffering a million times worse. You Americans keep forgetting other people exist in the world. You think your life is hard while suckling on mommy and daddies teat, meanwhile some 7 year old girl is getting beaten and fucked by her daddy. But no, your issues matter too, you go ahead and keep crying about how you are a little sad for no reason.

>> No.14340915

>>14340901
jelly of my alcoholic pickles?

>> No.14340921

>>14340814
What the hell is this thing from anyway?

>> No.14340923
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>>14340921
That one SNES game Earthless, Motherless? Earthbound? IDK the name man

>> No.14341003

>>14340915
...........yes :°(

>> No.14341011

>>14340923
motherless is a porn site you degenerate fucking coomer

>> No.14341022
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>>14340773
Why did you post this?

>> No.14341028

>>14341022
It's code I wrote, why not post it

>> No.14341031

>>14341022
OP you're not even hideous why are you wasting your life?

>> No.14341033

>>14341031
thanks anon

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>>14341028
Why did you do this, OP?

>> No.14341043

>>14341038
trying to get jobs anon
pls don't call me I'm pickle buzzed

>> No.14341066

>>14341043
do you seriously think doxxing yourself on a dead board is going to help?

make a LinkedIn, retard

>> No.14341068

OP I'm looking at your resume. You should seriously consider making up some bullshit tech related job to put on here. Just say you were self employed.

>> No.14341076

>>14341066
t. didn't eat the pickles
>>14341068
sorry I'm not a liar/nigger

Post things you ate that people don't normally equate with drinking but that were alcoholic, such as the pickles in OP

>> No.14341077

>>14341068
this. tech is bullshit just lie your way into something comfy

>> No.14341081

>>14341076
im not a retard 34 y/o neet so I typically don't eat food with the intention of getting drunk

>> No.14341082

>>14341076
>sorry I'm not a liar/nigger
You don't have to lie, just work on a project for a few months and add it onto your resume. Also, don't say nigger. I will archive this thread and send it to your future employer. ;)

>> No.14341083

>>14341081
Can't even make a gay reply to this, I got BTFO

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14341098

machine gun pickles!

>> No.14341099

>>14341098
nice

>> No.14341106

>>14341098
Awesome

>> No.14341152

>>14341011
Why are anti-masturbation fags always the angriest? The same reason towel heads are always angry: if you suppress a natural need, you go crazy. Go jerk off and calm down numb nuts.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ebc640d2dcfe

>> No.14341172

>>14341152
he is le epic nazi savior dont you dare insult

>> No.14341175

>>14341152
I want to have sex with a real girl today

>> No.14341179
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>>14341022
Holy shit you are way too old to live with your parents, smoking weed, and shit posting on 4chan. Get your shit together dude. I'm not joking or memeing. Jordan, you need to stop, think about your life at this morning, then change something for the better. Jordan you need to be better, you are better, you can be better.

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>>14341152
>JUST CONSOOM /B/RO ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIKE DEGENERATE TRANNIES JERKING OFF ALL THE TIME IS A NAAAAAAAAAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIII

>> No.14341187

>>14341152
its about self control and having a healthy sex drive. you are so angry that youre projecting and also seething so hard you posted a porn link on a blue board. youre a retard.

>> No.14341189

>>14341179
It's too late I'm already pickle buzzed

>> No.14341195

I live about an hour away from you Jordan.

>> No.14341202

>>14341179
Moment not morning

>> No.14341205

>>14341195
kewl

>> No.14341207

Jordan I unironically want you to succeed please stop coming to 4chan

>> No.14341208

>>14341195
You should kill him and teach new fags why you don't dox yourself on 4chan.

>> No.14341210

>>14341208
I think you meant to post that on /b/ you edgy retard

>> No.14341211

>>14341208
>running up on a guy that's high on pickles
it's a death sentence

>> No.14341224
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14341224

Jordan please have some self respect. Don't humiliate yourself like this here.

>> No.14341229

>>14341224
I should get new domain before job search?

>> No.14341234

>>14341229
you should stop doxxing this random dude on 4chan

if you're actually Jordan post a pic of a shoe on your head with timestamp

>> No.14341242
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>>14341234
I won't

>> No.14341245

>>14341242
why not?

>> No.14341247

>>14341245
shoes too far away desu

>> No.14341251

>>14341247
post timestamp then liar

>> No.14341257

>>14341251
no

>> No.14341331

Respond to me on /g/ Jordan you dingaling I got dubs just for you.

>> No.14341355

>>14341331
link thread

>> No.14341364

>>14341355
You already have the tab open

>> No.14341374

>>14341364
im not Jordan, retard

>> No.14341482

>>14341374
The post isn't for you then

>> No.14341542

best thread on /ck/

>> No.14341826

>>14341152
>open link
>white guy
how you can ask me to fap to this

>> No.14342213

>>14340781
im likely to get arrested next monday for stealing and international drug smuggling
so everything is gr8!

>> No.14342220

>>14341152
i just have sex with my gf
you should get one, its comfy

>> No.14342887

>>14341826
You obviously didn't, because the dudes very obviously not white.

>> No.14342929

>>14341187
Stopping something fully is not self control. That's alcoholic tier coping because you cannot control yourself so you stop it altogether. And being angry and name-calling aren't self control either. It's the opposite of self control. You can't control your feelings kid.

>> No.14342952

You picked the wrong ones. If you're gonna buy any of those, always buy the peaches. I think they're like 65 proof.
If my memory is correct what I've paid for these is much, much cheaper than the numbers I'm seeing in this thread.

>> No.14343057

How you feeling today Jordan?