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post some if you do

>> No.14336400
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or post more vids like these, they crack me up

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the absolute state of materialistic normies

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>>14336397
Anyone who feels the need to post whatever the fuckt they're shoving down their greasy fucking throat should deserve to be throw off a helicopter

>> No.14336426

>>14336400
LOL it's just a Swiss roll.

>> No.14336434
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>>14336426
what makes it swiss?

>> No.14336437

>>14336400
the death stare kek

>> No.14336442

>>14336434
It's just a name, man, no need to read so much into it.

>> No.14336445

>>14336442
You can almost hear her mind calculating what course of action will hurt him most.

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>>14336397

>> No.14336481

>>14336434
It came from Austria

>> No.14336504

No but I'll take pictures of good food I've made if the plating and lighting is JUST right. I get second hand embarrassment seeing people take photos of their fucking Chili's salad or some shit. Worse is that my girlfriend is one of these people but at least I take her to restaurants worth a damn that actually care about their food so its slightly less cringe but still cringe as fuck.

>> No.14336515

>>14336397
No I'm not a cucked Yelper beta male

>> No.14336653

>>14336397
Another victim of racism.

>> No.14337117

>>14336397
I only ever took pictures of my empty planes with bones and whatnot and posted them. People got mad at me.

>> No.14337127

no, it irrationally upsets me

>> No.14337132

>>14336400
She died inside

>> No.14337316

>>14336397
The only social media I use is 4chan, so no. Sometimes I'll post pictures of my food on /ck/, though.

>> No.14337326

>>14336415
>should deserve
You have to go back Pablo, the only reason you're here is communists. Don't make me get the truck and make a run for the border.

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>> No.14337407

>>14337380
Why are there two buns underneath your burger?

>> No.14337457

Never

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>> No.14337555

>>14336400
she is so horny she cant even contain it

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>>14336397
Only when I'm at the restaurant with my family because it makes for nice memories

>> No.14337588

>>14336397
I don't. What's the point? Perhaps I would take a picture if it was somehow really noteworthy in some way, but usuall I have no need to immortalize my meals.

>> No.14337593

>>14336397
no and i get embarrassed when someone else does

>> No.14337616

>>14337568
Is that orange soda with beef wellington?

>> No.14337638

>>14336397
I've taken pics of food to send to friends I'm presently texting with, but I don't just take pictures of every meal and I certainly don't post them publicly online.

>> No.14337714

>>14337616
It was a hibiscus cocktail (virgin) with duck/foie gras pithivier

>> No.14337927

>>14337568
that's strange anon. i think you're lying. i think you take photos of your food a lot more than that.

>> No.14337961

I just think it's interesting how you see your (female) coworker just endlessly autoliking everything on faceberg/Instagram with a bored look for ten minutes, and then taking a picture of her lunch and uploading it.
You think she realizes literally no one cares about her mediocre meal?

>> No.14337985

>>14337117
well maybe you shouldn't have resorted to eating your whole soccer team...

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Some random cafe in Pensacola. Cant remember the name. Waffles/syrup was great. Chicken was disappointing

>> No.14338262

>>14336400
I'm scared and horny, please help

>> No.14338274

>>14336397
My wife does sometimes, but I don’t have any handy. Doesn't really bother me. If it’s a nice dish then so what if she wants to share with her friends

>> No.14338512

>>14337407
For display purposes, you dumb plebeian. You're supposed to take a picture after receiving your burger and then assemble it yourself.

>> No.14338815

>>14337531
based tendies poster

>> No.14338821

>>14338274
You're German aren't you?

>> No.14338884
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ive started doing it recently but only to irritate my family members who are too scared to go to restaurants because of chink aids

>> No.14338900

>>14336397
>motherfucker!

i'm thinking this guy is based as all hell.

>> No.14338993

>>14338821
What makes you say that?

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>>14339009
sorry for mobile posting it was late

>> No.14339047

>>14338993
Handy

>> No.14339179

>>14339009
thats adorable

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only when I make food or buy horrific cancerous garbage do I feel compelled to take a picture of it.

>> No.14339217

>>14339214
nice kitchen

>> No.14339221

>>14339217
thanks it's my mom's

>> No.14339223

>>14336397
No but my wife does sometimes.

>> No.14339225

>>14336400
Why can't I have a cutie stare at me like that?

>> No.14339244

>>14339221
hows she doin?

>> No.14339305
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only if i'm the one who actually cooked it...

>> No.14339334

>>14339305
Look buddy, I even make steak sandwiches sometimes, but you fucked up here.

>> No.14339336

>>14337531
please tell me you're enjoying that with a bo sized sweet tea

>> No.14339351

>>14339334
too rare for you? Dont worry, i'm sure after your bottom surgery you'll be man enough to handle something more than medium.

>> No.14339505

>>14336415
>whatever the fuckt
>should deserve to be
>throw off a helicopter
Are Philippenis's even allowed to use the internet?

>> No.14339509
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Chocolate doughnut as buns, beef patty, cheddar cheese, rocket and rocoto sauce

>> No.14339520

>>14339194
I see my cat has been sick on your dinnerware. You can rest assured, he will be punished.

>> No.14339528

>>14339509
looks like a turkey burger to me, anon.

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perfect roast with gravy, some blistered potatoes and steamed veg.

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>>14339528
I can guarantee (you) it's not

>> No.14339594

>>14339532
>some gravy

Mate, that's like a cumshot of gravy. Put some more on your fucking plate.

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just finished making risotto too. Came out really good.

onion, cup or rice, 3 cloves of garlic, 2.5cups of chicken stock, some chopped frozen broccoli and shredded cheddar(shredded myself, i know /ck/ hates the pre-shredded stuff cause of the cellulose)

>> No.14339636

>>14339351
Blue rare or nothing. When I cook myself a steak, that shit looks damn near like raw meat. Because it basically is.

>> No.14339657

>>14336397
That second one could very well be wife material. I'm not surprised she already has a ring.

>> No.14339736

>>14336397
he flung half of the cookie off the plate with the last one. i'd be mad about that.

>> No.14339747
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>>14339631
>cheddar cheese and frozen broccoli risotto

>> No.14339824

>>14339736
>you mothah fuckah

>> No.14339864

>>14339747
I didnt have the ingredients to make a proper risotto, so i half assed it and used what was on hand. It tasted alright... Actually, it tasted like posh mac and cheese...
Id have preferred mushroom and parmesan, but its like 40degrees out and covids on the loose, so imma settle for that.

>> No.14339908

>>14337330
Cafe du monde has some pretty shit beignets iirc. They weren't very good last time I was in New Orleans. Cafe beignet had some better ones desu, even if both are tourist traps.

>> No.14339919

>>14339336
my bad anon. i dun goofed. it was my first time at this restaurant. and normally i just drink water when i eat. had i known this sweet tea would have complemented my meal I would have. next time I'm in the south I'll give another go, properly.

>> No.14339921

>>14336397
my boomer parents fell for this stupid trend and whenever I go for some family gathering, they all gotta fucking prevent everyone from eating because they gotta take a picture of the food first.

>> No.14340067

>>14339864
using what's in the house is all fine but why the picture

>> No.14340084

I only take pics of decent meals mom worked hard on.

To cherish them forever.

>> No.14340205

>>14340067
... cause thats the point of the thread... isnt it?

>> No.14340212

>>14336397
i do it all the time because i don't eat out often
i just like to keep track of what i eat, i don't use social media

>> No.14340304

>>14340205
I'm trying to imply that your cooking looks like shit. I can post my turds in any thread on this whole site but no one wants to look at shit

>> No.14340341

>>14340205
based
>>14340304
cringe

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Yeah but only special dishes from restaurants or stuff I made that was especially good. I don't share them online, I just look at them later to remember how good those meals were. Too lazy to share any right now because they're on my phone.

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>>14340304
why you make me feel sad?
We're all just doing our best here, right?

>> No.14340908

>>14338884
looks tasty what is it?

>> No.14340937

>>14340304
why are you so angry at the world anon i think it looks good

>> No.14340941

>>14339657
This is what no pussy does to you

>> No.14340955

>>14336397
>>14336400
Ah man I needed this laugh

>> No.14340966

>>14337407
>>14338512
Those are street tacos you fucking retards

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>>14336397
I think this is the only picture I've taken in a restaurant. I have several pictures of my own cooking though

>> No.14341056

>>14340987
>chicken wangs
nigga that's not worth a picture wtf

>> No.14341215

I do. My family is from a country where there's no way they'd be ever able to eat at restaurants the way we do in the US (both financially and there just isn't any variety over there), so they enjoy seeing all of the photos I take of just my daily life here. My dad gave up a lot when he came here and it's a nice way to let my family know that it was all worth it. He had a happy family, happy children, and we all have happy stomachs.

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>>14336397
>>14336400
this is weirder than taking pics of your food. its self aware but not at the same time.

>> No.14341363

>>14336434
>f

>> No.14341382

>>14336397
>do you take pictures of your food when you're at a restaurant?
Yes it's called Yelp, and it's dominated by morons. But those webms are funny even though obviously fake.

>> No.14341402

>>14340552
>>14340937
no cheddar risotto is some garbage cafeteria food. you people need standardd

>> No.14341915

>>14339631
actually looks bretty gud anon

>> No.14341921

>>14341215
you think you can come in here and tell a touching story and get away without being called a fag? no way fag.

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>>14338512
>Had to assemble the burger like some kind of low skill factory worker
>Calls us all plebs
I see how it is

>> No.14341952

>>14339041
>Constructive criticism only please guys.
>you cook like a mudshark
LOL

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>>14336415
>should deserve to be throw off

>> No.14341965

>>14336397
Nigger looks like vader in thumbnail

>> No.14341969

>>14341215
Touching
>>14341921
God's work is never done

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>>14336397
never that's woman shit

also I don't go to restaurants that do elaborate presentations in general and my bar is set pretty high for embarrassing myself and entire table in the eyes of God

>> No.14341999

>>14336397
I did it once because the burger looked really good and I wanted to make one at home, so I'd rather have a picture of a real burger than some pic from the Interweb.
Outside of that, I despise people doing it.

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>> No.14342281

>>14341382
instagrammaws

>> No.14342288

>>14336434
it hates jews

>> No.14342291

>>14336397
that last one, what the fuck was he taking a picture lmao

is there a version with sound on wsg?

>> No.14342299

>>14337568
That's a sorry excuse for a Wellington

>> No.14342305

>>14339305
>>14339334
>>14339351
It's not that its "too rare" that makes it fucked... its the fact that you put it on what seems to be oat but bread with tomato, a piece of lettuce, and mustard... grow up and make a big boy sandwich, senpai

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>>14336397
this one cracks me up

>> No.14342348

>>14339351
You built your steak sandwich like a fucking turkey club, you have no room to talk

>> No.14342350

>>14341056
I know, I think I was just drunk and wanting to send the picture to a friend to make them jealous

>> No.14342353

>>14338183
We tell from looking at that picture

>> No.14342362

>>14339009
>>14339041
lmao

>> No.14342375

>>14339509
Doughnut as buns? Okay, let it pass. Chocolate doughnut as buns? I dunno bruh

>> No.14343058

>>14342350
fair I am craving chicken wangz now

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>>14336415
>t.

>> No.14343506

>>14342309
>you muthah fuckah

>> No.14343509

>>14339214

>bacon not perfectly flat in the pan

You fucking monster

>> No.14343542

No. But I do take pictures of food I make occasionally

>> No.14343550

>>14336397
That nigga at the end looked legit pissed, not just disappointed and shocked

>> No.14344023

>>14340966
yeah no

>> No.14344220

>>14337568
You splitting that Wellington with the rest of your family or some shit?

>> No.14344224

>>14340908
Chink aids

>> No.14344242

>>14339532
That meat looks like shit

>> No.14344257

>>14339305
Hey, hey!
Put that back on the stove and let it cook.
Don't make me tell you again.

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>>14342299
>>14344220
That's a pithiviers not a Wellington, and it was a 5 course meal hence the smaller portions

>> No.14344406

The first 2 in the beggining are based and recognized a joke, rest of them are hoes

>> No.14344454

>>14343121
Nice joy division shirt

>> No.14345120

>>14336400
fake and gay

>> No.14345170

>>14336397
>>14336400
These are fucking great. I really needed that laugh.

>> No.14345185

>>14339041
>you cook like a mudshark
toppest of keks

>> No.14345213

>>14336397
Most of them took it pretty well.
I mean picturefagging aside, if someone just came up and started smashing up my food I'd be pretty pissed in general.

>> No.14345280

>>14337961
>he says as he spends hours reading 4chan to make a post that nobody cares about

>> No.14345292

I hate people who feel a need to take a photo of their food like that.
But I sometimes do it too. Mostly because I want to post it on /ck/ or in a /ck/ related Discord. And I tell myself that somehow makes it better.

>> No.14346089

>>14337568
That beef wellington looks like shit. Hope you didn't pay too much for it.

>> No.14346091

>>14336397
You can hear his heavy breathing through this moving picture

>> No.14346103

>>14338183
>>14337568
>>14344278
If you guys are going to be faggots and take pictures of your food at least angle your pictures correctly you stupid fucking cum drinking negroes

>> No.14346153

>>14340966
you have to go back

>> No.14346233

>>14343509
My pan is too small

>> No.14346483

>>14345292
post some here