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>> No.14335278

>>14335196
Thank you for your service, porky.

>> No.14335282

>>14335196
God Bless You, Porker

>> No.14335299

>>14335196
Thanks for giving your life porker so I can eat tasty chops, also you are good breaded and deep fried as well.

>> No.14335303

>>14335196
CHOPPED

>> No.14335306

>>14335196
>eating factory pork or chicken
that's just not necessary unless you're fucking chinese or something

>> No.14335321

>>14335196
I ate meat daily, every single day and I still managed to go vegan. Yet people claim they can't when obviously they can

>> No.14335324

>>14335196
why does he look so bored? he has a whole life to live

>> No.14335328

>>14335321
Just came here to shit on this soyboy

>> No.14335333

>>14335321
It’s not that they can’t it’s just they don’t want to. Plus vegans are queers 99% of the time so they don’t want to be associated with a bunch of complete homosexuals.

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>>14335196
Not just food, but tonnes of consumer and industrial products are made from pigs. And it's not just Porky you should be thanking, almost every animal nowadays coming from commercial farms is processed into much more than just food.

>> No.14335342

>>14335328
>being a active meat eater before vegan
>soyboi

Oy vey

>> No.14335347

I wouldn't give up eating meat but I would gladly pay for lab grown over the real thing, provided lab grown meat isn't too expensive.

Shit like the impossible burger is just as stupid as going vegan and expecting everyone else to do the same.

>> No.14335352

>>14335321
I'd go vegan if insect consumption becomes mandatory. only then

>> No.14335354

>>14335196
Big boy never asked to live, but never wants to die. You're death will not be in vein :(, I will continue on your legacy and continue living even if you didn't. You are the pride and body of nourishment when it comes to the plate. I will be the result of your evolution and achieve things for the sake of you. I only continue to make you proud oinkers

>> No.14335357

>>14335347
imagine voluntarily eating lab grown meat like a pawn

>> No.14335362

>>14335352
News articles confirmed it will be mandatory, insects replacing traditional livestock that is. But it will be past your lifespan so don't worry unless you obsess over your genes

>> No.14335368

>>14335196
If we didn't kill them they'd likely be commies so it's for their own good.

>> No.14335371

I hate pigs so fucking much, I hope it's going to be horrible for him.

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14335377

>>14335362
>News articles confirmed

>> No.14335378

>>14335371
You don't have to be so harsh on the porkers Muhammad.

>> No.14335385

>>14335357

Why does it matter? It is the same as the real thing

>> No.14335389
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>>14335321
I obviously could chose not to eat meat, but I see no reason why I would. I value the flavor of even one bite of meat more than the life of every animal that has ever suffered in a farm or ever will.

And if a vegan wants to get in the way, he's welcome to become part of the menu too. Om nom nom.

>> No.14335394

>>14335377
n-not that you've ever read one, baka

>> No.14335408

>>14335385
This unironically. Its made from a animal cell so its still real meat

>> No.14335409

I only eat meat because I know that a living had to die for it. Every bite is like a little blood sacrifice made to G-d.

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14335410

>>14335389
I personally believe that the best vegan cuisine is definitely the vegan salad, topped with fresh vegans.

>> No.14335440

>>14335389
>typing this like a hot take

Why do omnivores go full ignorant when a vegan talks to them? Many people eat meat daily already. We know your uncle runs a free range farm too stop telling us when we know already

>> No.14335444

>>14335354
go to /an/ with your reddit-esque wholesomeness faggotry and typos

>> No.14335445

>>14335440
Take your meds schizo

>> No.14335459

>>14335444
faggot

>> No.14335512

>>14335354
OHHH NO NOT THE HECKIN OINKERIONOS.
just because your shitty subhuman subr*ddit doesn't mean you can spam your filth here.

>> No.14335544

I really wish they could treat them better before killing them.

>> No.14335550

>>14335321
You're right. It's not that I CAN'T go vegan, it's that I choose not to.

>> No.14335554

I ate a strict vegan diet for 9 months just to see what it's like. I was living with people who left butter out, which is their prerogative, but I found myself debating for nearly 8-10 hours one day if I'd put butter on some toast, that's when I realized I had learned my lesson. I've watched a video of a pig playing a rudimentary video game at a higher level than most toddlers and I ate some pork earlier. I'd like to pretend that possessing intelligence would change my dietary habits and I'd stick to oysters and whatnot but it just hasn't

>> No.14335562

>>14335445
>He doesn't understand the "my uncle runs a free range farm" jokes and thinks it's a schizophrenia lolrandom joke

>> No.14335563

>>14335550
I mean, by hardline choosing not to, you effectively can't, but apparently vegans don't care about logic or else we wouldn't be having this thread.

>> No.14335574

Vegans don't like meat because they were forced to eat cock once too often.

>> No.14335581
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>>14335196
Pigs are delicious and cute.
I want to eat them, but I always want them to be treated well until the time comes for butchering them.

That's why I get (most of) my pork from a local swinefarmer. I pick out my porker when he's still a puppy and can come visit him and feed him treats as he grows up.
I don't have kids of my own but I'll sometimes bring my cousin's girl, she's 8 now, so she can pet the pigs on their snouts and feed them leftovers from my kitchen.

That pork tastes a million times better than the stuff from the supermarket, and I get to know for a solid fact that my piggy had a good life with kindness, fresh air and mud, and the occasional cookie or banana from me.
Good for me, and good for the pig.

>> No.14335601

>>14335196
VEGANS BTFO

>> No.14335616

>>14335544
I love pork and it's really conflicting because pigs are great.

>> No.14335618

>>14335581
>pretending you love animals for something else than animal products when you admitted to eating them

Sasuaga. Only vegans can unironically love animals. Everyone else just kills them for shits and giggles

>> No.14335621

>>14335196
It's called "nature"

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>>14335618

>> No.14335639

>>14335618
If you really had any conviction, you'd follow a Jainist diet instead of your meme "veganism".

>> No.14335662

>>14335630
You're right! People only use animals for nonsense fetish stuff and animal products. Thank you for lending creditability to my post

>> No.14335678

>>14335385
free frange or caged, it's the same thing

>> No.14335880
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>>14335196
I cant wait to raise my own heritage hog for meat. I'm gonna raise them really well on the best diet and life I can possibly provide, I have tons of land and wooded area for shade, they will help heal my land by providing fertilizer and natural land disturbance and eating all my food scraps. It will live under blue skies and on green grass, always moving.

Then I will kill it with my own hands as quickly as possible. A death only a human, the merciful apex predator, can provide. Only then when it is no longer alive will it finally provide for me the way I did for it. I will butcher it and get to know what comes from where in person. I will prepare it's flesh carefully and lovingly. I will render its lard and suet and it will just keep giving and giving until there is nothing left but dry bonemeal which I will return to the Earth, from which we all come.

I love animals~<3

>> No.14335918

>>14335321
It's not that I can't, I just choose not to be a faggot soycuck.

>> No.14335931

>>14335196
>Das it mang

>> No.14335932

God vegans are so fucking pathetic

>> No.14335937

>>14335196
So glad God made tasty animals for us.
I thank God before my meals because He's so good to us.

>> No.14335938

>>14335196
Ty Mr.Piggy

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14336072

>>14335196
…and after. a clear improvement/

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>>14335196
I've eaten more pork than I can imagine I'm sorry

>> No.14336342

>>14335321
I can, sure. I don't want to because I gain far more enjoyment out of eating animal products than whatever possible benefits could arise from not eating them.

>> No.14336505

>>14335880
poetically based

>> No.14336564

>>14335377
Wot anime ?

>> No.14336596

>>14336564
Boku no Pico.

>> No.14336600

>>14335335
I've always wondered like...how could we colonize space if so many animal products contribute to society and at most we could bring a handful of animals to space which would quickly become inbred?

Animals associated with the sea or the sky would also be way harder to bring.

>> No.14336612

>>14336600
On a space flight? Yeah pretty unlikely until tech advances. To resolve the inbreeding issue I could imagine holding onto DNA banks until landing on (presumably) a habitable planet.

>> No.14336627

>>14336600
My guess is that we'll have robots do what >>14336612 said. AI will be smart enough in a few decades and sometime it will be easier to just fly a low-energy computer with a cloning kit through space than keeping living beings alive for a long time.

>> No.14336634

>>14336600
>how could we colonize space if so many animal products contribute to society and at most we could bring a handful of animals to space which would quickly become inbred?
Gallons and gallons of pig semen.

>> No.14336640

>>14335581
Based and pigpilled

>> No.14336647

>>14336600
Eh, we were bringing dozens of species across the Atlantic and Pacific hundreds of years ago. Once you've established the initial colony and supply chain, I don't see sending pigs to the moon and beyond being a major logistics hurdle.

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holy mother of SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE