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Anyone else really love canned Vienna sausage? i could eat 3 cans in one sitting, fuck i love them so much

>> No.14322357

so disgusting...how fat are you?

>> No.14322358

Love em. I put them in my ramen.

>> No.14322370

>>14322326
I pan fry them until they have a nice crust.

>> No.14322375

>>14322370
I just eat them straight out of the can, I never cook them or anything.

>> No.14322416

>>14322326
I'd say you must be my mother, but she died 6 years ago. one day my brother found her sitting in bead eating these with a jar of mayo, she would shove a tube of mystery meat in to her gob and then take a drag from the straw stuck in the jar of mayo. yeah classy.

They have a stench that reminds me of a group home full of retards.

>> No.14322420

>>14322326
what the fuck is "beef and pork added"?

>> No.14322424

i've tried to like them several times but just can't. something about it.

>> No.14322434

>>14322420
I think they are made with chicken sphincters and when they run low on those, they add pork and beef anus to make up for it.

>> No.14322610
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These have a dead, industrial flavor that is just foul.
They taste like misery. Like an upstairs apartment over a bar which smells like wood mold and cat piss and nicotine stains.

These things taste like defeat and swalled rage which has morphed into obese depression.

>> No.14322624

>>14322610

Yeah, boomer, we get it, you have a very advanced palate. I happen to love them because they have the best mouthfeel of any meat or meat-like substance.

Slice a garlic roll in half, and spread some mayo, sprinkle black pepper, then slice one vienna (proper pronounciation is Vie - een -uh) and you have a delicious easy-to-make snack.

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>>14322326
>BRRRRRAAAPPPPPP

>> No.14322677

>>14322326
Do we really need all these ironic threads where anons pretend to like disgusting shit like canned sausages and anchovies? They get posted literally every day. Jesus Christ, get some fucking friends or at least make more interesting threads instead of rehashing the same old joke about liking gross shit that only depression era poorfags would eat.

>> No.14322681

>>14322677
There's nothing wrong with anchovies

>> No.14322689

>>14322326
Fuck off Zach

>> No.14322690

>>14322681
>obviously has a mental defect because he can't even end his sentences like a white person

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>>14322677

I bet you think 30 year old single-malt-scotch that costs 10x the normal scotch is the best liquor, and you think you can tell premium wine from average wine by taste and aroma, and all the other "emperor's new clothes" bullshit that pretentious phonies buy in to.

viennas are awesome. you don't have to like them, but let us enjoy a treat from God's own pantry.

>> No.14322735

>>14322723
>you have to be pretentious to realize that the shit I eat is disgusting
What a stupid queer.

>> No.14322747

>>14322735
>queer

Ok boomer.

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>> No.14322756

>>14322747
>repeatedly reddit spaces
>FotM memes
Back just in time for another election, I see.

>> No.14322759

>>14322756

4chan internet sleuths crack me up.

>> No.14322763

>>14322759
That's right. Your emotional state is very important to everyone, girlbrain.

>> No.14322790

>>14322358
Huh, glad I'm not the only one.

>> No.14322827

>>14322690
What a retarded response. Perhaps your brain would develop if you consumed more delicious and omega-3 packed fish, including anchovies.

>> No.14323285

I like em. I keep a few cans in my hunting bag, for emergency or a quick snack in the woods. They’re good.

>> No.14323294

i call them lil sodium dicks

>> No.14323314

>>14323294
Kek.
This is the only place I feel safe nowadays

>> No.14323358

My wife made us buy these back in February when we were scared we wouldn't be able to leave the house for a while. I refused to put them in any dish because I feel like they're crap. What's a way I could hide them or mask them into a dish that makes sense or isn't an abortion on a plate?

>> No.14323364

>>14323358
Be a man and throw them away, don’t cover it up either

>> No.14323375

>>14323358
I spread them on toast and eat with mustard. That’s my breakfast some days.

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>>14322624

>> No.14323689

>>14322416
Jesus anon I'm sorry, she had a sliver of comfort from that madness at least.

>> No.14323724

>>14322420
They're hotdogs made of chicken, beef, and pork.

>> No.14323727

>>14322326
Vienna sausages fried in a pan at high heat with some mayo after are the best

>> No.14323809

>>14322420
Lips, assholes, scrotums, and udders.

>> No.14324114

>>14322326
Fried bologna is way better.

>> No.14324160

>>14322326
When I was younger I would carry a can in my vest while hunting and snack on them as we walked along with the dogs. Can’t hardly stand them anymore now.

>> No.14324252

>>14322326
>preserved animal penises