/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14316170]

This is what passed for pizza in my country. God help us

[Anonymous No.14316178]

>>14316170
holy hell anon, if that's the image they chose to use in their marketing how horrid is the actual "pizza"?

[Anonymous No.14316190]

>>14316170
Should have reclaimed Belgrade back in '85

[Anonymous No.14316201]

>>14316178
Probably looks exactly as is advertised, unlike in jewmerica

[Anonymous No.14316206]

>>14316170
Looks like one of those frozen pizzas from Lidl, sorry to hear about this serb bro

[Anonymous No.14316225]

>>14316170

Anon I'm Italian and you have no idea about what I would do for some of your bro-tier bakery products that just don't exist here. Or some kajmak, I would murder for it. Shitty pizza is better than no pizza at all.

[Anonymous No.14316255]

american here, dont see whats wrong with it

[Anonymous No.14316260]

>>14316255
We do have ham as a pizza topping in America. I don't see a problem either.

[Anonymous No.14316300]

as a bulgarian this looks alright to me. nothing special, but comfortably average. it's good. thin crust, good ratio of toppings to dough, tasty browned kashkaval, some nice herbs on top.
most average tier restaurant pizzas look like that here too

recently i found a restaurant that makes something that at least looks like a neapolitanian pizza near me and it was quite good. i think it actually might have been fairly close to authentic because even the dough was better than other pizza doughs i've had.

[Anonymous No.14316366]

>>14316170
I don't really see what the issue is here. Just looks like shitty presentation/photoshoot/web design... but it's the Balkans so I'm not expecting world-class. Looks like ham or anchovy pizza. I'd probably eat it.

[Anonymous No.14316448]

>>14316300
Kude?

[Anonymous No.14316464]

looks good ngl

[Anonymous No.14316479]

>>14316448
шoпия, eдин pecтopaнт в peдyтa - пицa aнкoнa. oбaчe cъм пpoбвaл caмo пицa мapгapитa /пo тpaдициoннa peцeптa/ - тaкa им гo пишe в мeнютo. имaт и eднa дpyгa мapгapитa, кoятo e някaквa измишльoтинa c кaшкaвaл
инaчe cъм чyвaл хyбaви нeщa зa franco's пицa нa цeнтъpa и da nino's pizza&food - тoя втopият e итaлиaнeц и пpaви някaкви квaдpaтни пици. мaй тpябвa дa e тoвa:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_al_taglio

[Anonymous No.14316610]

>>14316479
Mercaj, shte gi vidya kato sum v sofiya.
Vzemal sum si ot nino's, baya solenichko idva, no e dobra picata.

[Anonymous No.14316642]

in my country, pizzas are advertised as pic but when delivered look pretty similar to what you posted

[Anonymous No.14316650]

>>14316170
Do Americans really eat this shit?

[Anonymous No.14316670]

OP is a gay, that is a bakery pizza. Places that normally sell bagels, pies, burek etc. They always have pizza too but its cheap, shitty and barebones, always, in every bakery.

For a regular pizza you have to shell out three times as much, about 10 usd

[Anonymous No.14316678]

Pimp my ramen: the thread.

[Anonymous No.14316717]

>>14316170
Jesus I need to move there and open a pizza joint and grow rich.
I will dominate the Servian pizza market.

[Anonymous No.14316755]

>>14316610
мoлим, щe гo имaм пpeдвид тoвa зa нинo'c

[Anonymous No.14316841]

>>14316670
well okay, what's regular pizza like then?
and can you say, hand to your heart that op pizza is only something street food vendors sell?

[Anonymous No.14316842]

>>14316670
>about 3 times as much
sooo is that expensive for you or?

[Anonymous No.14316884]

>>14316842
not him but an average croatian paycheck for example is cca 520$ a month, so it does get a bit pricy in the long run

[Anonymous No.14316896]

>>14316841
Op pizza is literally from the most famous bakery chain in the country and its the same in every town. Bakery pizzas dont use fire ovens but electric ones instread. No olives, no mushrooms, no spices, no oregano... Just basic dough, sauce or even straight ketchup, cheapest ham and cheapest cheese.

[Anonymous No.14316933]

>za

heh

[Anonymous No.14316944]

As a new yorker, ive seen worse in chicago

[Anonymous No.14316982]

That looks fucking amazing, makes me wish i was a turk. Stop being retarded.

[Anonymous No.14317541]

>>14316255
>>14316300
>>14316366
>>14316982
I agree.. It looks delicious to me. I don't see what's wrong with >>14316170.

[Anonymous No.14317555]

>>14316170
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.14317597]

>>14316479
franco's e 9/10 i e po-evtino ot dominos, ama stava samo s rezervaciq shtoto ima 10 masi

[Anonymous No.14317916]

>>14316170
Ima sir i šunke, ništa ne fali.

[TABASCO KID No.14317928]

>>14316170
The United States should send in the military with pizza as humanitarian Aid. You should not have to suffer like this.

[Anonymous No.14317952]

>>14316884
Huh, I make about six times what the average croatian makes a month just off of disability compensation for getting injured at work.

I should go to Croatia. I heard Croatian girls are cute, friendly, not poisoned by nationalism, they like the way we speak and their pussies are brand new after first 2 inches.

[Anonymous No.14318031]

>>14317952
Fuck off, we are full

[Anonymous No.14318040]

>>14316170
That looks fine to me. The crust has better browning than you'd get from the average flyover delivery place here in America.

[Anonymous No.14318049]

>>14316944
Chicago was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.14318058]

>>14318031
lmao are you serious nigger? Tiny countries like Croatia DO NOT get to tell their betters what they can and can't do. Your country is fucking nothing. Its a joke. Your biggest national achievement is that you committed horrific war crimes so that you could have a coastline, you are fucking nothing more than Eritrea in the Balkans, a pathetic country, with a laughable history. Maybe when I am fucking your sister so hard she is forever ruined for other men you can go to your previous 'walled city' Dubrovnik and one of the American tourists who prop your shithole up will forget his plastic American flag at the cafe table, and you can take it then rip it up and pretend you are murdering a larger flags children (because you fucking war criminal cunts love murdering children).

[Anonymous No.14318486]

Serb here. I am very sorry you had to see this.

[Anonymous No.14318516]

>>14318486
It's not your fault my dude. Just please explain to me why are Craianoatians so fucking deluded?
WHY?

[Anonymous No.14318527]

>>14316201
it's pretty clear someone took a picture of a pizza on a table and used the eraser tool to cut it out. if it was done by a pro they'd have used a light box and shit and made it up all pretty. this is definitely what you'll get if you order it.

[Anonymous No.14318607]

>>14318040
This is how desperate yuropoors are. That pizza looks like shit and you know it.

[Anonymous No.14319034]

>>14316206
Why the fuck is a store that has a bunch of euro products choose the worst possible countries for frozen pizza?

[Anonymous No.14319451]

>>14316170
Not gonna lie that looks pretty good, needs some sauce though.

[Anonymous No.14319462]

>>14316170
that doesn't look too bad, I'm from a city known for it's pizza and I've seen worse

[Anonymous No.14319518]

>>14316670
This. Furthermore this is from a chain of big city bakeries that is owned by a magnate that may or may not have been tied to a supermarket he owns (owned) so they almost certainly just get this stuff frozen
On the topic of generalist big city bakeries they are all horrible but you wont know this if you are a from there. The burek you get from the regional capital in them is fucking overpriced 4 tiny rows of pie. To buy an actual one you gotta go to a place that specializes in them.

>>14316842
It sorta is when compared to the rest. As a price comparison I can buy 1 kg of oats or 10 locally produced eggs in a small town for roughly 1 USD. A loaf of bread is slightly less than half a dollar.

[Anonymous No.14319538]

haha jebes cmar peder

[Anonymous No.14319905]

>>14316170
become the pizza you were destined to discover by this very post, anon