/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14315839]

Anyone got any tips for eating these little guys? Took me like five minutes to peel three of them, I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

[Anonymous No.14315859]

I cut them in half (vertically), remove seeds and then I basically suck them, helping with the teeth to peel them and at the end I spit the skin.

[Anonymous No.14315864]

>>14315839
>peel
Apparently the japanese like to peel all their fruits, but they have bred grapes to have skins thick enough to just pinch off.
It might be expensive to import them though.

[Anonymous No.14315872]

>>14315859
The skin is extremely disgusting and I'd rather not have that astringent crap anywhere near my mouth but thanks for your input.

[Anonymous No.14315883]

>>14315864
I'm not going to japan to eat grapes but thanks for your input weeb.

[Anonymous No.14315890]

Peel?

>>14315859
This if you want to be a faggot about the skin.

[Anonymous No.14315902]

>>14315883
Japanese grapes are slip skin grapes. Just search for those. Look for concord grapes and concord crosses.

[Anonymous No.14315909]

>>14315890
The skin is as disgusting as you are a jerk. Go away.

[Anonymous No.14315913]

>>14315872
I know, I used to peel them individually but, as you realized, it takes ages.

[Anonymous No.14315916]

>>14315902
They don't have those at the grocery store, I looked at all the grapes they had and they didn't have those but thanks for your input.

[Anonymous No.14316263]

>>14315839
>tfw americans don't know that most of the bitter flavor in grape skins is from their treatment and if you rinse them before eating you can barely taste it.

[Anonymous No.14316294]

>>14316263
>two europeons are so poor that they have to eat the grape skins so they don't starve

[Anonymous No.14316298]

>>14316263
>not eating organic grapes so you don't taste pesticides

[Anonymous No.14316325]

>>14315839
>peel
just rinse and eat them

[Anonymous No.14316369]

If you really want to peel your grapes, +1 vote for concords, they can be squeezed straight into your mouth, but then you gotta spit seeds.

Thanks for the memories anon, I doesn’t hours at my grandmothers kitchen table peeling bowls of Concord grapes for her plum dumplings. (Don’t ask my why she used grapes in something called plum dumplings, but they tasted amazing)

[Anonymous No.14316407]

>>14316325
The skin is astringent and horrible. If you're going to eat the skins you may as well just chew on a big mouth full of tree bark.

[Anonymous No.14316411]

>>14315839
I had no idea that people actually peeled grapes until I saw this thread. It sounds pretty autistic and time consuming.

[Anonymous No.14316419]

>>14316411
There are these sour grapes (no pun intended) that you can't eat the skin.

[Anonymous No.14316423]

>>14316407
get better grapes

[Anonymous No.14316424]

>>14316411
Thanks for letting everyone know how ignorant you are.

[Anonymous No.14316427]

>>14316423
They're all like that.

[Anonymous No.14316432]

>>14316427
No they're not

[Anonymous No.14316439]

>>14316424
Eww icky skin!

[Anonymous No.14316440]

>>14316432
I've eaten a lot of kinds of grapes before. I mean, a big variety of grapes. More than I can count on one hand. I don't think there are more kinds of grapes than the ones I've eaten. And they were all like that.

[Anonymous No.14316443]

>>14316439
Greetings fellow skin avoider.

[Anonymous No.14316468]

>>14316407
The slight bitterness contrasts well with the sweetness of the grape. The sweet and sour combo always tasted good to me. I'm glad I'm not a peelfag autist.

[Anonymous No.14316485]

Are you trying to eat wine grapes? Most table varieties you can eat the skin fine, extra fiber for your sharting american colon too

[Anonymous No.14316493]

>>14316485
You're on /ck/ -- picky eaters and things you find icky

[Anonymous No.14316494]

Eat the skin faggot

[Anonymous No.14316506]

>>14315839
>peeling grapes
Do Americans really...?

[Anonymous No.14316574]

Red grape skins raise test, you dumb faggots. Better start eating them

[Anonymous No.14316921]

Practice, practice, practice OP. Peel 20 grapes every morning until you fan up that number in the same amount of time. You should eventually be able to peel 100 grapes an hour with just tweezers and sewing scissors.

[Anonymous No.14317150]

Lmao what the fuck, are american grapes that disgusting ? Here in France I can just rinse 'em a bit and chew on them and that's it

[Anonymous No.14317198]

>>14315839
Since it's summer it's kalamat and tuiguila

[Anonymous No.14317205]

>>14317150
Oh yeah, beayse the folk in the USA are done deal, much better than you fuck cunts suck you arrogant you faggots.
How have you considered pissing the fuck off you faggots jealous of the USA?

[Anonymous No.14317212]

>>14317205
Yeah I'm really jealous of the diabetes inducing cattle filler that you call food, as I am of the current state of your country, you stupid mutt

[Anonymous No.14317213]

>>14317150
Why are you faggots so jealous of the USA, it it the lame ass h1bs with faggots that faggots that get their shit right but have do be done because of politically correctness.
Go wear your wiaper heads.

[Anonymous No.14317223]

The fact is that I think you faggot h1b types don't qualify and we don't need your anhour babies and bringing in your lame ass families.

[Anonymous No.14317230]

>>14317213
What the fuck, can you even form proper sentences in your native language ? Is that really how retarded the average mutt is ?

[Anonymous No.14317234]

>>14315839
Is this a meme?

Do this many people seriously peel their grapes?

[Anonymous No.14317238]

>>14317223
Lmao the absolute state of grape peeling mutts

[Anonymous No.14317251]

>>14317238
Keep thinking that and bringing in anchor babies like a fucking sucker. It might help you.

[Anonymous No.14317254]

>>14317234
We call them "suckers." What kind of moron peels grapes? Don't tell me billionaires, they're generally people can do things for themselves these days.

[Anonymous No.14317260]

>>14317251
What the fuck are you rambling on about lmao you absolute fucking piece of shit of a retarded mulatto burger grease bathing lard, I live in France and I don't intend on ever setting foot on the brown shithole that you call your country

[Anonymous No.14317263]

Pealing grapes is about just being about with a lady you have fun with, it's not about the money. Most people will never understand that.

[Anonymous No.14317268]

>>14317260
Fuck off back to your celebritry french booger that only you types give a shit about.

[Anonymous No.14317277]

>>14317268
Lmao what the fuck does that even mean hahaha are you really that fucking retarded ?

"aye lemme get this straight we dont need y'all h1b type fuckers telling us how to peel our goddam muffugin grapes, go back to yer friggin country even though it's pretty clear that you're already there"

[Anonymous No.14317285]

>>14317277
I actually get paid as an American for my French shit. Believe it or not, keep it at that. I don't have to prove it out to the likes of you with a stupid icon such as yours.

[Anonymous No.14317293]

>>14317277
You'll never believe me but honesty is the best. Same with I have to deal with assholes, asshole French and twats with some social agenda are the worst.

[Anonymous No.14317300]

The USA owes nothing to the French fucks anything anymore, our debts are paid.

[Anonymous No.14317304]

>>14317285
>>14317293
>>14317300

Hahahaha what's my social agenda ? To stop retarded grease bags from pealing their grapes ?

[Anonymous No.14317308]

Ones debts are done, then we can be friends without debts or pretencenes. That's when people can be awesome with each other.
It might be a meme to some, but honesty is the best policy.

[Anonymous No.14317316]

>>14317304
bah, it's usually hoity toity chicks that in the past liked needed their grapes squired in their mouths, it might have been untowared to have a squirt in their mouths.

[Anonymous No.14317320]

>>14317316
hahahaha holy fuck

[Anonymous No.14317363]

>>14315839
But the skin is the best part.

[( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ~ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) No.14317767]

Imagine being a grape peeling Amerilard.

[Anonymous No.14318501]

Doesn't the skin contain resveratrol and proanthocyanidin which help block estrogen?
Why would you not eat it?

[Anonymous No.14318806]

>>14316574
I'm trans so that is the opposite of what I want.You can leave now cissie.

[Anonymous No.14318828]

>>14317363
That's incredibly wrong, so wrong in fact I am going to assume you are a troll, which is against the rules btw.
>>14317767
Imagine living like an animal because you're so starved for nutrition you have to eat refuse. Europeasants are barely one step above pagpag eating flips.

[Anonymous No.14318851]

>>14318806
Show dilation hole

[Anonymous No.14318861]

haha what the hell? Run them under water for a second and they are good to go.
Or better yet just stick to your high-fructose ''grape'' juice

[Anonymous No.14318986]

>>14318851
I'm keeping my female penis because I'm a lesbian and it's more convenient than having to use a strap on. Not that it's any of your business, chaser creep.

[Anonymous No.14319346]

>>14318986
Oh. Are you doing the Chris Chan gaybian thing?

[Anonymous No.14319352]

>>14315839
The problem is you need to blanch them in hot water before you peel them. Don't listen to anyone that suggests eating the peel, they're poisonous.

[Anonymous No.14319358]

>>14317260
vous etre une pomme de terre

[Anonymous No.14319395]

>>14315839
>peeling grapes

[Anonymous No.14319623]

>>14319346
I'm having sex with women, unlike you.

[Anonymous No.14320095]

>>14319352
>they're poisonous.

[Anonymous No.14320159]

>>14320095
Looks like you forgot to type a reply.

[Anonymous No.14321010]

slice them into eights first, makes the peeling much easier. then puree in a blender, spread, dehydrate, and use as a breathing mask.

[Anonymous No.14321055]

>>14321010
Ha ha ha very funny wise guy. I'm looking for helpful advice here not fanciful shitposts, okay?

[Anonymous No.14322098]

>>14315839
Freeze 'em and snack on them to beat the heat this summer

[Anonymous No.14322114]

I had no idea people peeled grapes. I always ate bought seedless ones whole and there's been shitloads of grapes of some sort growing on my lawn for years and years that I just pick off the vine and eat and spit the seeds.

[Anonymous No.14322139]

>>14315839
>>14315883
>>14315909
>can't stand grape skin
>calls someone a weeb on a Japanese anime image board
>unironically calls someone else a jerk
Go eat some fucking raisins.

[Anonymous No.14322140]

I'm going to believe that this thread represents some huge elaborate collaborative larp because I've never in my years even considered or heard of anyone ever considering peeling grapes. seriously wtf am I reading???

[Anonymous No.14322231]

>>14315839
I just realized grapes make wine same as olives make olive oil.

[rogan josh No.14322488]

damn dude I don't even peel my cherries when I make clafoutis

[Anonymous No.14322508]

>>14315839
They're good with a tiny, a real tiny bit of salt and with melons like honeydew and cantaloupes and watermelon. Its summer so have some fun.

[Anonymous No.14322538]

>>14322139

>getting mad at an obvious bait thread

[Anonymous No.14322548]

>>14322140

People on this website are just that fucking

[Anonymous No.14322675]

>>14315859
>vertically

[Anonymous No.14322758]

>>14317230
Educated Americans hate the fucking horrible people in the middle of the country too

[Anonymous No.14323130]

>>14322139
This entire thread is about avoiding grape skins and you suggest that I eat raisins which are made from skin-on grapes and impossible to peel? You idiotic baboon, you absolute nincompoop, get out of my thread immediately.

[Anonymous No.14323147]

>>14322140
Now that the five year old has shared his childish ignorance, we can go back to productive discussion.

[Anonymous No.14323166]

>>14323147
Please tell me where it starts you hoity toit little shit. Maybe I'll buy your yacht club.

[Anonymous No.14323174]

>>14323166
It starts after your preschool classes.

[Anonymous No.14323211]

>>14315909
Its from the pesticides. The skins on organic grapes dont have that off putting taste.

[Anonymous No.14323290]

>>14323174
Good retort, I'll buy your school too.

[Anonymous No.14323301]

>>14323174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijiazWlawUY
The Clash - Magnificent Seven - Tom Synder Show 1981

[Anonymous No.14323308]

>>14323211
So organic grape skins are better or worse than non organic grape skins?
Are they easier to peel or what, what makes them "organic?"

[Anonymous No.14323324]

>>14316574
>Red grape skins raise test
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.14323328]

>>14323211
You do know that "organic" is a stupid marketing term, everything that's lived is "organic" you stupid sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.14323463]

>>14323147
>>14323174
lmao I love when people carry on arguments that don't involve the poster they responded to in the first place but think they're still talking to them, supremely amusing for us enlightened anons

[Anonymous No.14323486]

>>14323463
They're retarded hippies with nothing better to do.

[Anonymous No.14323489]

>>14323328
Fine eat your posioned grape you chud.

[Anonymous No.14323496]

>>14316411
This wtf. This is actual, unironic terminal autism.

[Anonymous No.14323661]

>>14323463
Ironic

[Chad Chadstersen No.14325064]

>>14323489
That's Chad you naive fuck

[Anonymous No.14325072]

>>14323489
That was a funny movie, CHUD, Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers.

[Anonymous No.14325109]

>>14317213
What?

[Anonymous No.14325557]

>>14315839
I'm sorry OP but who the actual fuck peels grapes? I genuinely do not know a single human being that peels their grapes, what kind of raging, pompous douche are you that you can't eat grapes with their skin on? If it's an autism thing then fair enough, that's understandable. Honestly all you have to do is
>wash grapes in cold water
>prepare grapes to soak in a bowl filled with lemon water (usually I have a ratio of 70:50 lemon juice to water, it should be murky)
>wait about a few hours, 3 is the max
>take grapes out of lemon bath and rinse them
>put in paper towel lined bowl
>enjoy
it's that fucking easy if you want to enjoy grapes without any weird taste or whatever.