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Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:51:14 2020 No.14306178 [Reply] [Original]

What do these taste like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:52:06 2020 No.14306186 >>14306178 shitty sweet tarts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:52:40 2020 No.14306188 >>14306178 really bad, like smartees/smartes?? but more bland and harder

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:52:42 2020 No.14306189 >>14306178 chalk candy you just brought back some nostalgia

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:52:57 2020 No.14306190 >>14306178 bags of sand

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:55:11 2020 No.14306195 >>14306188 Does the introduction of sweat and vaginal juices add any flavor of texture to them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:57:00 2020 No.14306204 File: 34 KB, 400x300, candy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14306188 Back in homeland, we are of calling them rockets. Smarties, that is horse of different colour.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:57:36 2020 No.14306206 >>14306178 Like better smartees

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:58:39 2020 No.14306209 >>14306178 low self-esteem, daddy issues, sweat, and molly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:00:15 2020 No.14306212 >>14306204 im a retard but this is what I was getting at >>14306195 I mean depends on your girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:05:39 2020 No.14306228 >>14306178 Sharties

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:05:45 2020 No.14306229 >>14306178 I made my husband wear one to the gym and it dissolved by the time he come back

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:46:49 2020 No.14306346 >>14306229 That's what he told you anyway. The other guys in the locker room know better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:53:10 2020 No.14306360 >>14306178 red bull tastes exactly like these things to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:48:43 2020 No.14306516 >>14306195 Pee and other guys' semen. >>14306212 >Depends kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:34:36 2020 No.14307349 >>14306360 Interesting

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:35:39 2020 No.14307355 >>14306516 >pee and other guys' semen you would know

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:37:45 2020 No.14307365 >>14306178 I always end up tasting the elastic along with the candy. it has a rubber flavor

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:40:12 2020 No.14307378 >>14306190 Kek Also, shit tarts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 08:00:59 2020 No.14307442 File: 189 KB, 394x373, question-marks2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14306178 Kind of like Sweet Tarts or Smartees or something. But the used ones always smell faintly like fish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 08:14:40 2020 No.14307504 >>14306178 yeast infection

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 11:22:11 2020 No.14308251 >>14306178 like smarties shit vagina salty milk and coins

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 11:24:23 2020 No.14308261 back in high school we would buy candy necklaces, bit a piece in half, pull it back with out teeth like a bow and arrow and launch the other half at whoever. shit hurt but its was fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:40:48 2020 No.14308922 Rather just eat the pussy. Waiting on my wife to get home now, she's getting jumped when she gets here. Has anybody ever answer the question whether or not eating pussy is vegan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:42:23 2020 No.14308927 >>14306204 Do Americans really call the dumbest candy smart?

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:45:34 2020 No.14308934

>>14308261
They banned straws in my elementary school because I started an epic tradition of shooting peas in the lunch room. After that we used bic pen tubes disassembled. Used to tag the vice principal in the back all the time. Got a few days of in school suspension too. No chocolate milk in the bag lunches for the screwups...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:53:08 2020 No.14309161 >>14308934 I don't understand using peas when spitwads actually stick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:14:51 2020 No.14309214 >>14308934 We used to do that, the pro gamer move tho was to flatten the prongs of forks and whipped em into the drop tiles.

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:19:12 2020 No.14309230

>>14306178
I actually tried one of these with my ex-GF.

Total pain in the ass and not in the least bit sexy to gnaw at harder smarties. Even with bagina juice to soften it up. Just stick to whip cream or chocolate syrup if you want to incorporate foods for sexy time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:25:03 2020 No.14309238 >>14308922 its vegan cus you aren't really eating it, its just a phrase t. brain very big (me)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:26:44 2020 No.14309243 >>14309230 post her feet

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:44:00 2020 No.14309310 >>14308922 don't care and ur wife is probably cheating on you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:45:03 2020 No.14309312 >>14309230 >sexy time nigga...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:49:44 2020 No.14309330 >>14309214 Or lay your pencil just off the edge of your desk and smack it and watch it go straight up and stick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:51:52 2020 No.14309344 >>14309230 Or you can fuck them with a lollipop for a while before you go down there and make things a little sweeter. I recommend orange Tootsie roll pops.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:53:20 2020 No.14309352 >>14309312 This is a blue board mang. I try to have some decency

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 17:02:12 2020 No.14309381

>>14309344
They usually like to be caressed elsewhere, not just have you poke at the vag non-stop like they're a whack-a-mole game. The edible panties or whipped cream or whatever are for expanding the scope of foreplay as you lead up to that part. That said, I don't really like using food, myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 17:59:53 2020 No.14309694 >>14309352 Fair enough. I just get some 2012 reddit flashbacks from that word

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 18:00:43 2020 No.14309702 >>14309381 Whipped cream sticks around a long time, not in a good way. Motel rooms are best for food play.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:39:08 2020 No.14310343 >>14308934 >>14308261 anyone else do the thing where you make a dart out of a gum wrapper, a bit of gum and a straightened staple and throw it up so it sticks in the ceiling? shit was so cache

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:45:04 2020 No.14310370 >>14306178 sugar and my balls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:46:54 2020 No.14310378 >>14310343 how to make this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:53:17 2020 No.14310415 >>14306229 wasn't it...sticky?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:54:39 2020 No.14310425 >>14309230 >sexy time. I prefer "making whoopie"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:59:23 2020 No.14310452 File: 135 KB, 2401x1323, 1590293055432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14309310 this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:00:19 2020 No.14310458 File: 37 KB, 657x527, doctor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does female pusy taste like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:03:29 2020 No.14310477 >>14310458 A little sour, but I like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:06:03 2020 No.14310488 >>14310458 salty doodoo farts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:09:11 2020 No.14310505 >>14310458 they vary by virtue

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:10:55 2020 No.14310513 >>14310458 Salty milk and coins

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:11:35 2020 No.14310517 >>14310458 Good feet and borderline bad clams

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:14:30 2020 No.14310529 >>14306178 I always image these get really gross and sticky yuck

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:18:46 2020 No.14310543

>>14310458
Female pusy distinguishes itself by it's abundant wetness that is devoid of the odors telltale for perspiration, sebum or saliva. This wetness or stank is generated by the vagina's version of a rabbinical conjuring of mucous prior to leading lengthy prayers, it is much as if the pussy cleared the cervically located figurative throat, and so forcefully squeezes and slathers from it's happy glands a translucent lady slurry meant to protect the slammed clams innards from whatever unseemly geopolitical gangbang has sent yet another strange phallus careening through her slippery gorges

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:18:54 2020 No.14310546

>>14310378
kinda hard to explain via text but you fold it so its like a pyramid but the corners are inverted towards the center.
the gum goes inside in the center to hold its shape.
the staple goes threw the center to make the tip of the dart. you then whip it upwards ( the motion may take some practice) and if your school has the same ceilings as mine it should stick

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:19:56 2020 No.14310552 >>14310546 or rather the sides are inverted. the corners are pointing out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:20:30 2020 No.14310556 >>14306178 hard stale sugar with a bit of tang in a bad way

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:24:32 2020 No.14310576 >>14309230 >>14309344 Sugar around the vagina causes yeast infections, try menthol tea before you go downs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:53:11 2020 No.14310738 >>14309310 >incel is obsessed with cuckolding every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:04:01 2020 No.14310786 >>14310458 Sometimes you taste briney air cuz they're gaping so widely

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:09:59 2020 No.14310818 >>14310458 poop

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:37:21 2020 No.14310888 >>14306178 Queefs and braps

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:44:33 2020 No.14310907 >>14306188 *smartass

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:49:34 2020 No.14310917 >>14306178 disappointing someone's father

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 11:42:08 2020 No.14312749 >>14306178 Herpes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 16:56:35 2020 No.14313950 >>14310458 As opposed to what pussy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 16:58:58 2020 No.14313957 >>14306178 Pussy. If you haven’t tasted pussy in more than a week, you’re a loser.

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:15:57 2020 No.14314034

>>14310343
In my school it was "hornets", where you could fold a strip of paper super tight and it would sting like shit when you shot it from a heavy rubber band.
A few kids found a way to put thumbtacks into them and they basically became dart weapons that would stick up to the hilt even when shot from across the room. Needless to say they put a stop to that pretty fast. I got doubletapped in the back of the head by these two goons and they didn't stop bleeding until much later, my middle school Justin Beiber hair was all crusty with blood by the end of the day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:52:04 2020 No.14314163 >>14306178 like slightly flavored Life Savers + pussy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:55:32 2020 No.14314175 >>14306178 Exactly like smarties

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:01:47 2020 No.14314202 >>14313957 So why don't you kill me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:21:34 2020 No.14314275 >>14314034 >dart weapons that would stick up to the hilt What the fuck kind f school did you go to? At mine the worst you'd get was a snap on the arm from a rubber band

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