/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14305715]

Be honest /ck/...


Have you ever eaten in the bathroom?

[Anonymous No.14305734]

I did it in highschool until they posted up guards to prevent kids from taking food from the lunch room.

[Anonymous No.14305739]

I do it sometimes when I really need to shit suddenly

[Anonymous No.14305743]

>>14305715
Fuck no, that's fuckin' nasty. Nasty fucking fuck.

[Anonymous No.14305746]

>>14305715
my first semester in college I would eat my yogurt in the bathroom before class because I hated eating in front of people

[Anonymous No.14305755]

[Anonymous No.14305762]

>>14305715
Yes, I ate a PB&J on the shitter at a summer program.

[Anonymous No.14305784]

i once ate a can of beans in the bathtub

[Anonymous No.14305803]

>don't eat where you shit
drink ok though

[Anonymous No.14305869]

>>14305734
>do americans really?

[Anonymous No.14306137]

>>14305715
closest I've done is drinking beer in the shower

[Anonymous No.14306603]

>>14305715
i always do this is it not common?

[Anonymous No.14306616]

>>14305715
No.
>>14305743
Based

[Anonymous No.14306619]

>>14305869
Um, based Mokkochi in WataMote ate in the bathroom at school, so, uh, deal with it...

[Anonymous No.14306622]

>>14305715
I did in high school until I got too paranoid that everyone could hear me opening stuff, then I just sat in there for lunch period for the remainder of the year

[Anonymous No.14306628]

>>14305715
When the cafeteria is full of my class people because I have no friends and fat

[Anonymous No.14306657]

>>14305715
I like taking long shits so sometimes, I drink large cup of tea whilst listening to a podcast when Im in the toilet. Honestly, one of the best feelings. I dont understand why people who suffer from diarrhea dont realise how good they have it.

[Anonymous No.14306670]

>>14305715
yes
i've also shit pissed cummed sneezed and vomited all in the span of 10 seconds while doing so once
couldn't move for a while

[Anonymous No.14306671]

In like 5th grade I was feeling pretty hungry so I stuck my lunch which happened to be a meatloaf sandwich into my pocket and went to the bathroom to eat it. I guess some kids saw me because they wouldn’t stop talking shit about me for eating in the bathroom; Literally carried that with me all the way until graduating high school. Kek.

[Anonymous No.14306712]

>>14305715
Yeah I sometimes do when I'm hungover. I'll have a whole set up: laptop, good food and a refreshing drink. Feels really liberating.

>>14306137
>drinking beer in the shower
Peak comfy, but usually ends in carnage somehow. Eating in the shower is great too, but just with certain foods. Also mostly do this when hungover: a banana, clementine or apple.

[Anonymous No.14306720]

>>14305715
i saved all my lunch money for used gamecube games no regretts

[Anonymous No.14307126]

No. Unless sucking dick understall in a public bathroom counts. Then still no.

[Anonymous No.14307311]

I had a handful of pretzels that I was holding as I opened the toilet lid, then I realized I still had food in my hand so I left the bathroom, finished the pretzels, and then proceeded to take my shit

[Anonymous No.14307430]

I used to eat all the time in bath
Just pulled a chair near the bath, arranged food and books there, and sit there warm and comfy for 2 hours

[Anonymous No.14307693]

>>14306619
>Using the queen of social anxiety disorder and bad decision-making as an example of what to do

[Anonymous No.14307703]

>>14305784
This nigga eatin' beans!

[Anonymous No.14308108]

>>14305715
Shitting and shitposting, but eating iunno... sounds dirty

[Anonymous No.14308202]

Never on purpose, but yes. I get real bad bouts of insomnia and eventually when that takes its toll and I pass out, I'll sometimes sleepwalk. Last December my dad woke up in the morning and there was spaghetti on the floor and toilet, a couple forks and spoons in the bathtub, sauce on everything. And in my room when I woke up I found the plate of spaghetti and I squeezed some toothpaste on it.(Just in the side, didn't notice any mixed in with the little bit of spaghetti that was still there, but possibly I ate some with toothpaste) Fucking scary actually.

[Anonymous No.14308433]

>>14305715
No, we were allowed to eat in the library during lunch so I just sat alone and are there.

[Anonymous No.14308612]

As a child I once ate fruit gushers on the toilet.

[Anonymous No.14308717]

>>14306619
I meant the armed guards at the bathroom doors you burger

[Anonymous No.14308853]

>>14305715
Is that Nathan Fielder?

[Anonymous No.14308918]

>>14305715
Never

[Anonymous No.14308939]

Tried it once in highschool but the reek of shit made me reconsider before even going into a stall
So instead I spent my lunch breaks in the library spacing out and wouldnt eat lunch until i got back home around 3ish.

Nowadays i pack my lunch and eat it in the comfort of my closed office.

[Anonymous No.14309215]

>middle school
>eat in bathroom cause no friends
>no one ever goes to this one so p good
>eating sammich in stall
>hear door open
>panic and lift feet off ground
>door shakes
>"damn kids breaking the fucking doors"
>history teacher doesnt see me and stall next to me
>here desperation in his mannerisms
>mother fucker groans as shit explodes from ass
>diarrhea hitting water so consistently it sounds like pissing
>he starts gagging under own fumes
>im huffing the orange peels leftover in my lunch bag
>hes coughing and gagging like crazy
>see his shadow lean towards my stall
>brief wave of puke hits floor
>teach starts begging to the powers that be that he can finish up and leave
>finally stops few mins later
>must have gone through the entire roll of tp
>leaves puke
>leaves without washing hands
>I leave with this memory
>never eat in bathroom again
>tfw forced to gain social skills in lunchroom