/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14303532]

>ill have the steak
>RARE
>oh...and a cup of coffee...
>BLACK

[Anonymous No.14303541]

good one

[Anonymous No.14303550]

It's hilarious to me that people like this are tying to make black coffee a soyjak thing. It's a utility beverage, chug it down and get the fuck on with your day.

[Anonymous No.14303569]

I drink my coffee black because I’m cheap and don’t want to keep cream or half and half around.

[Anonymous No.14303583]

Aside from the idiocy of this post, my dad used to drink coffee at every meal. I can't imagine doing that.

[Anonymous No.14303591]

I'd like an actual good thread for once.

[Anonymous No.14303597]

>>14303591
Then go ahead and start one

[Anonymous No.14303598]

Blacker than a moonless night and more hot and bitter than Hell itself... That is coffee.

[Anonymous No.14303606]

i drink coffee black because its an energy drink not a dessert
sure its an acquired taste like scotch but just like scotch a refined palet can tell a good bean/roast from a shit one
on the other hand people who add sugar cream syrup ect just want liquid dessert that wakes them up before they have to pick up the kids from soccer or go shopping for new uggs


as for meat eat it how ever you please but if you want your steak welldone because ew icky juices and disease then youre a soy boy beta faggot

like i eat my meat rare or blue because ifl the texture and flavor of raw meat tartare is my jam

[Anonymous No.14303612]

>>14303598
yah youre the type of edgelord faggot that op hates and the reason he makes these retarded threads

[Anonymous No.14303620]

>>14303598
Worst prosecutor and one of the dumbest characters in the series.

[Anonymous No.14303634]

So I gotta eat it well done and get a coffee with triple sugar and triple cream to suit your standards?

[Anonymous No.14303643]

>>14303620
>the plot twist was that he couldn't see red blood because his fake eyes are red
At least his music was kinda catchy.

[Anonymous No.14303835]

>>14303606
Is coffee more effective than energy drinks? I drink two Monsters every day but I still feel always tired anyway

[Anonymous No.14303849]

>>14303598
>*kills his lover's mother and traumatizes her sister in the process*
Nothin personnel, Trite.

[Anonymous No.14303857]

>>14303532
Who drinks coffee with a steak?

[Anonymous No.14303861]

>>14303643
It's alright, but you could say it's not my cup of tea.

>>14303835
Monsters are sugar bombs.

[Anonymous No.14303865]

>>14303550
Yeah, soyjacks would get some soy frappa latte crap. They'd probably get some plant-based meat too.

[Anonymous No.14303868]

>>14303583
I just had 9 nuggets a quarter pounder and a latte

[Anonymous No.14303870]

>>14303835
The important thing is not to load up on the day’s caffeine all at once. Gradual, slow intake throughout the day will make sure you don’t crash later. Also you’re basically just drinking soda, so you’re having a sugar crash.

[Anonymous No.14303884]

>>14303870
I drink them as soon as I wake up in the morning just to stay awake. I would not be able to even get out of my bed without it. I drink the Zero monster so there is not sugar in it

[Anonymous No.14303890]

I unironically like the flavor better.

[Anonymous No.14303893]

>>14303532
>t. orders well done steak with a frappuccino

[Anonymous No.14303917]

>Steak? Like as in cruel animal carcass? No way! Coffee? Do you realize how underpaid those poor south american SLAVES are? No way i would support a system like that!

[Anonymous No.14303919]

If you unironically drink coffee any other way than black, you're a manchild addicted to sugar

I don't care how you cook your steak as long as it's not above medium (steak is overrated as fuck anyway)

[Anonymous No.14303923]

>>14303868
the latte makes it sophisticated

[Anonymous No.14303924]

>>14303884
Slow and steady like I said. Also eat some breakfast your body can’t survive on caffeine and chemicals alone.

[Anonymous No.14303925]

>>14303835
no but it does the job and is better for you in the long run since energy drinks have a fuck ton of sugar/sweetner in them
the best thing for energy is kratom
>>14303550
>>14303865
people are trying to redefine masculinity and its really disheartening
Bro dont flirt with girls thats toxic
just let her have a side bf dude its show that you arent insecure
bro the most chad thing you can do is get pegged its all about equality
If you dont worship your girl and treat her like a goddess youre just a nu-male
real men dont do hard work thats what money is for only dumb guys work for things
bro fucking femboy is peak masculinity only scared boys dont like femboys and traps and theyre just lieing to themselves

[Anonymous No.14303936]

>>14303919
>steak is overrated
Great way to make your opinions on food irrelevant

[Anonymous No.14303948]

The real question is which kind of coffee you get? I personally like cafe bustello grounds, and its about 160mgs of caffeine. Grounds make it easy to make coffee at home.

[Anonymous No.14303949]

>>14303532
I even drink my tea with lots of milk and some sugar. And there's nothing you can do about it. In fact I'm doing it right now and noticed this thread.

[Anonymous No.14303958]

>>14303835
Yes coffee has more caffeine then energy drinks. A venti cup of coffee at starbucks has around 400mg of caffeine. I think a monster is like half that.

[Anonymous No.14303963]

>>14303948
>I personally like cafe bustello grounds
based
litterally the best coffee out there that isnt stupid expensive

[Anonymous No.14303966]

>>14303948
Whatever light or medium roast is on sale. I won't pay higher than $8 except for that Italian one that comes in a silver can.

[Anonymous No.14304002]

>>14303925
>people are trying to redefine masculinity and its really disheartening
>Bro dont flirt with girls thats toxic
>just let her have a side bf dude its show that you arent insecure
>bro the most chad thing you can do is get pegged its all about equality
>If you dont worship your girl and treat her like a goddess youre just a nu-male
>real men dont do hard work thats what money is for only dumb guys work for things
>bro fucking femboy is peak masculinity only scared boys dont like femboys and traps and theyre just lieing to

This is all true.

[Anonymous No.14304014]

>>14303925
Real CHADS work hard at the gym so they can trap some law school stacy to mooch off of forever and hang out smoking weed and fondling their own abs for their whole lives. This is peak masculinity

[Anonymous No.14304015]

>>14303917
These people don't exist. And if they did, they're clearly winning by default since you let them live THIS free of rent.

[Anonymous No.14304022]

>>14304015
That fake person would be better than most vegans. Imagine caring about the suffering of chickens but not literal enslaved human beings

[Anonymous No.14304028]

>>14304022
>he cares more about 60 IQ shitskin rapists than some poor innocent chicken

[Anonymous No.14304037]

>>14303532
>"Why yes I'll have a well done steak, paired with the sweetest creamiest cup of weak coffee you can serve, and I will tip 30 percent"

[Anonymous No.14304038]

>>14303923
Unironically?

[Anonymous No.14304042]

I drink coffee with milk and sugar because I am not an insecure faggot trying to overcompensate thinking it is "manly" having black coffee, occasionally I drink black coffee with sugar, only women care about other people's opinions like that

[Anonymous No.14304045]

This thread is not actually about food or cooking and the first reply should have been sage

[Anonymous No.14304049]

>>14304014
unironically true
if you work hard on your body and have the charisma to charm a rich girl into taking care of you while you just get stoned and fuck the shit out of her
youre a fucking chad

thats not peak masculinity though peak masculinity is leading people whether it be a a group family or community into prosperity and making there lifes better by being the protector provider and giver of wisdom and knowledge

getting mad pussy is just a side effect of obtaining peak masculinity

[Anonymous No.14304056]

>>14304002
sadly but men who believe that will never be respected and will live shamefull lifes that wont ever bring them happiness unless they find happiness in being submissive meak worthless a child in a mans flesh
a true disgrace

[Anonymous No.14304072]

>>14304049
now if you do all this and you are the bitch to some one who hasnt done nearly as much as you for the group or community aka the wife/gf
then you are a nu-male
but nu-males rarely accomplish such things theyre usually dragged around life listening to what everyone else tells them and never take lead

[Anonymous No.14304111]

>>14303532
basedboys drink their coffee with stevia and onionsmilk

[Anonymous No.14304115]

>>14304111
Oh look, a /pol/tard on safari. Soy. Soymilk. Soyboy. Yep you sure are stupid.

[Anonymous No.14304127]

>>14303550
Unironically based for using that in a coffee shop