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If you could open a food truck what would you serve and what would you call it?

>> No.14300104

>>14300098
i'd just do quesadillas for drunk kids with a few toppings, i've thought about doing it for a while. very very quick to make, dirt cheap, and no stress cooking em

>> No.14300124

Coal grilled non-cured capicolla sandwiches, with a wide availability of hot sauces. I'd call it NTMA.

>> No.14300128

Baked goods
Bread-to-you

>> No.14300140

>>14300098
Probably as close as authentic mexican food van that isnt texmex, with a mexican bar. In my country, naive WASPs pay more for mediocre latin American food than indian/chinese/Korean food joints because spics here are rarer whilst career roasties travelling to latin America love to hype up the culture. Its a goldmine waiting to exploited. I just need a Mexican partner so Id seem legit.

>> No.14300144

>>14300124
What does that stand for?

>> No.14300152

>>14300144
Well, i was thinking of "No te marees, Augusto" in reference to a certain event in my life but it could also mean a common phrase around these parts which starts with a racial slur for folks of african descent.

>> No.14300156

>>14300098
I'd make grilled open face sandwiches using exclusively exotic or culturally foreign meats, and name it Berserker.

>> No.14300163

>>14300098
I'd serve food exclusively to PoC.

>> No.14300169

>>14300098
katsu Sando with oven baked not fried meats

>> No.14300175

I'd call it Fuck You. Pay Me.

I'd serve nice and simple breakfast oriented dishes. Bacon Egg and Cheese, Avocado & Egg toast, Breakfast Cinnamon Babka, all of it with Challah bread of course. Cheeky menu item names included as well. Easy returns, easy to make and it tastes absolutely fucking delicious. We'll just get the bread from some local bakery.

>> No.14300191
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14300191

Honestly, I would love to open a Katz style Jewish deli sandwhich van in Australia because our Jews are too Anglocised to ever open up a deli like that in the city or are apart of that wierd closed off ultra orthodox sect that have their own neighbourhood in St kilda.

Id sell Ruebens and other pastrami based sandwhiches to Gen X Seinfeld fags for a premium. Id have a huge smoker at the back of the van, and the smell of snoked patrami and cherry chips would attract stoner everywhere. Better than a kebab too.

>> No.14300196

>>14300098
Sloppa served in a cup
I'd call it "Cup'a Sloppa".

>> No.14300228
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14300228

I’d serve easy comfort type food in mason jars for the aesthetic. Healthy go-to snacks too like pic related but not sure what I’d call it

>> No.14300274

>>14300098
>>14300098
This is tough.Food trucks in my country doesn't have a common "theme" or identity, but is practically just a mobile mini 7-11. That said...I guess Pork Bun (Siopao), but plenty of variety (Fried, vegan, etc.) Then call it "Pao-Tang Ina Mo"

>> No.14300287

>>14300228
That's really stupid.

>> No.14300292

>>14300287
I agree but you gotta think about the IG exposure, the snowflakes near me would eat it up literally and metaphorically

>> No.14300309

>>14300292
Mason Jars are expensive though, unless you let them redeem for credit.

>> No.14300342

Jogger's Chicken Sandwiches

>> No.14300373

I'd bastardized pizza in which you can have entire entrees as toppings. Like a pepperoni pizza with a quesadilla on it. The truck would be called Dick Sneeze and spray customers with fox piss if they look at the menu and not order

>> No.14300398

>>14300098
Frank's Fancy Faggots

I'd serve fried pork balls with a variety of sauces and sides. Maybe expand into beef, chicken, and veggie balls if it catches on.

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>>14300196

>> No.14300650

>>14300098
If were in US, then Pizza slices, suppli and Italian street food.

Quattro wheels.

>> No.14300679

I'd call it el jefe and sell cuban sandwiches

>> No.14300734

>>14300128
Homestar Bunmaker

>> No.14300794

call it twinkies-on-us
I sell twinks

>> No.14300959

Crepes and ice cream
"The Crepe'rs Full"

>> No.14300972

>>14300228
Mason's jars. You'll have to change your name unless its already mason.
>>14300309
Everyone needs more mason jars, all the kids are fermenting vegetables and making jams nowadays

>> No.14300987

braised beef ribs
short rib bus

>> No.14301026

>>14300098
It would serve reparations.

>> No.14301043

>>14300098
Me? I'd serve crab legs.

>> No.14301073

>>14300098
All sorts of stir fried noodles.

>> No.14301589

>>14300191
Best idea. I'd do a pastrami on rye classic and then my own signature brisket sandwich.

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>>14300959
That's a good one

>> No.14301755

>>14300191
came here to post this, so weird that we have the biggest settlement of jews in the southern hemisphere but never see knishes or pastrami sangas anywhere in Melbourne. Glick's bagels are so damn good.
Would you go full kosher though? (no cheese with meat, etc.)

>> No.14301757

I'd make a rice van. Chicken fried rice, jambalaya, chicken bog, lamb and rice, red beans and rice, arancini and a couple of different rice bowls. Most of it can be pre-cooked and kept warm through the day and it's cheap.

>> No.14301763

>>14300098
A German friend of mine and I always joked we could make a food truck of German food. I lived in Germany for a while, but this was in LA. I wanted to call it über alles, which I guess used to be part of the German national anthem in the nazi days, but I didn't know that, and it made him uncomfortable but he thought it was funny.

He was an insane Vegan, and I insisted we must sell bratwurst, because its fucking Germany.

So yeah, Bratwurst, schnitzel, schnitzel sandwiches, German potato salad, and maybe Spatzle.

But I'd be tempted to go with Mexican because it's easier. Tacos, enchiladas, which are my specialty, rice beans, maybe fish tacos. It'd be a hard choice to make.

>> No.14301764

>>14300098
I'd have a ramen truck, maybe gyoza too but that's it. Just two varieties of broth (miso and shoyu) so I can get them just right and have a reasonable overhead so my bowls aren't too pricey (the entire point of a food truck). Everything would be hand made, no packet noodles or anything, broth from scratch. I'd call it Gaijin Buu

>> No.14301772

>>14300650
Nice

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>>14301764
almost forgot, I'd have a huge Aniki mural all over the truck

>> No.14303122
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serve burgers

call it "BURGAH"

>> No.14303125

>>14300098
soft serve

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>>14300098
I would legit make things to do with eggs
>Egg rolls
>Scrambled egg toasties
>Omlette cones
>Fried egg buttys
>Breakfast egg wraps

Just something that can be made quickly to get people the fuck away from me.
If I have to go full on egg fort I will.

>> No.14303250

>>14301774
>>14301764
Wow, a mural of Billy Herrington the least gay part of your pitch.

>> No.14303341

I think i would serve blowjobs. Ide call it i suck your cock 5 min for 10 buck stick it in the hole i my truck and then i would have holes all around the truck were you could stick your penis in

>> No.14303435

>>14300228
>make meme food
>give away mason jars
>i dont know what id call it
Free Mason's, obviously.

>> No.14303471

>>14303122
Make sure the meat is waygoo

>> No.14303474

Spanish recipes in an anglo country
- spanish omelette
- paella weekends
- tapas, croquetas, bravas, pinchos, jamón
- empanadas galicianas
- crema catalana
Call it "tapas tour" and set up a route through 3 or 4 nearby cities. Stay in a city for 1 week and advertise it on instagram

>> No.14303493

>>14300228
Even better, you could have to option to have it blended, since mason jars fit on most blenders.

>> No.14303503

Meaty Clackers

Meatballs delux, we have duck meatballs with marble rye breadcrumbs in classic dark sauce, pork and sourdough in a light biscuit gravy, chicken and sourdough served on apple chutney. We have a rice cooker and fried hummus balls for gluten-free dickheads. it's all just hotel pans to keep the meatballs hot.

Logo is a donkey breaking an 8-ball triangle but all the pool balls are meatballs.

>> No.14303506

>>14300104
I'd go there

>> No.14303507

>>14303503
Pork is supposed to pair with jewish seeded rye for the irony, fuck me.

>> No.14303546

>>14300098
I don't want to work in a food truck. I'd do smoothies because that requires very little work and I assume they have pretty high margins.

>> No.14303551

>>14303546
oh yeah I'd call it Smooth Move

>> No.14303561

sloppa shit

>> No.14303567
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>>14300098
Open a $60 fried chicken food truck. When people won't buy, blame white people.

>> No.14303675

>>14301755
Id probably make a few kosher friendly items on the menu, to attract the cashed up Israeli expats. But the Jews I know at university tend not to care about their religion. Very secular lot, unless you meet a jew from st kilda.

>> No.14304858
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>>14300098

Pierogies, Kielbasa, Bigos, Kaszanka.

I would use this shitty vehicle to pack the food, and ask the authorities where i can park it to put the stand and hook up some power then i would place a DIY burner made out of a shopping cart bottom rack on top of a barrel filled with charcoal.

>> No.14305005

>>14300098

French Fries (thick cut and fast food style)
Onion Rings
Shakes
Root Beer Floats

Fast Fred's F*cking Fries

>> No.14305179

Pizza Steak

>> No.14305198

i will sell corndogs except i remove the stick and make a cut in half but not entirely so it can open like a hot dog and let them pour what they want, ketchup, mustard, mayo, chips, grilled onion, etc

>> No.14305222
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>>14300098
My food truck experience is always solely in the summer so my opinion is a bit warped by that.
But first I would have some really good lemonaids, different types like strawberry or peach. Lemonaid is great on hot days, having having a nice large cup of delicious cold lemonaid really makes it worth going out to food trucks in the hotter months.

Then I'd also focus on other summer foods, lotta watermelon dishes and corn. Throw some fried chicken tenders in there as well.

Don't really have a name i 've always been bad at coming up with names. In this case I think I'd call it "summer lemon tenders"

>> No.14305239

>>14300140
What country?

>> No.14305248

Pizza in a cup
The name "Cup o' Pizza"

>> No.14305353

Milk Truk
Milkshakes, milk teas, thai iced tea, etc
Staff would be entirely stacked MILFs, aprons and the truck itself would be cow-print

>> No.14305364

>>14300098
Handy Sand-o's

We'd serve sandwiches, and we'd have a girl who gives handjobs out of the back

>> No.14305379

>>14300140
I'll sell you my Mexican, how much you willing to pay?

>> No.14305400

>>14300373
Fox piss will really drive your costs up, and is really overrated.

>> No.14305414

>>14305222
You sound like a woman, so i'd recommend pretending your name was Summer and calling it "Summer's Tenders" to make male customers think about tits or soft thighs or whatever.

>> No.14305423

>>14305414
but i'm a dude.
can i call it summer's loins instead?

>> No.14305433

>>14305423
Nah, you want to go for "The Summer Slamdown COCK House" or something along those lines

>> No.14305443

>>14305433
I feel like at that point I should just call it the cock block and serve various messy chicken dishes

>> No.14305451

>>14305443
That's actually a really good name, fuck

>> No.14305523

I would open one in south Florida that serves grilled iguana, and call it "Chicken of the Tree".

Best pat is that the goddamned iguanas are everywhere, free to kill and harvest, and so ingredient cost is basically zero. Fuck, I should get paid a bounty by the state for killing and grilling the little nuisances.

>> No.14305541

>>14305364
Why would you do that to your mom bro

>> No.14305588

>>14305364
Hey could I get the hando special with no onion and extra lube? Also I'm allergic to latex so can you please ask the lady to wear a rubber or vinyl glove? Thank you, so you guys do apple pay? Fuck it here's a 20.

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>>14305353
Not a bad idea, actually. How would you find the stacked milfs though? You'd be better off finding big tittied college thots who need some extra money and don't feel like stripping.

>> No.14306371

>>14300098
I would call it Dump Truck
and I would serve all sorts of dumplings from around the world
the more popular types of dumplings i would keep year round, like potstickers and perogies
and other less known dumplings i would change them every other week

>> No.14306438

I'd serve burgers and fries, tendies, chicken fried steak, mac and cheese, maybe coleslaw. The fried items would use beef tallow as the cooking fat and maybe the name could reference that, or I'd just go into business with this guy >>14305005

>> No.14306496

>>14300152
Sounds reddit

>> No.14306509

>>14306371
How about one called the Trump Duck, that serves MAGA cuisine?

>> No.14306510

It's like a coffee cart, but it's a truck and it's constantly playing the Cult, everything is monochrome
The secret is that i'd mix cinnamon into the espresso grounds before i pull each shot so that it tastes extra nice

>> No.14306560

>>14300104
You would make a killing if you did exactly that plus an easy high-margin gimmick like churro waffles.

>> No.14306688

>>14305239
Australia. I live in Melbourne like the
other faggit here.

>> No.14306700

>>14305379
Depends, can you post pics of your mexican?

>> No.14306729

bratwurst, potato salad, tacos, rice and beans. maybe the cheapest possible hot dogs as a kid's menu item.

minimal effort and high margins.

>>14301763
my nigga got the same idea.

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>>14300098
I would serve food from the british midlands, cooked fresh over a charcoal grill.

my truck would be called FLAMING FAGGOTS

>> No.14309187

>>14303341
lmao long ass name bro, will never sell

>> No.14309191

Breakfast food with a focus on biscuits
>biscuits n gravy
>cinnamon and berry biscuits slathered in cream cheese icing
>bacon egg n cheese biscuit sandwiches
>absolutely loaded hash browns like they got at Waffle House, but on a biscuit
If call it the the biscuits n gravy train

>> No.14309193

Various sweet and savory crêpes. I'd call it The Crêpist.

>> No.14309375

>>14300098
I would serve french chicken and wine casserole and meatball marinara subs and my business would be called Coq and Balls

>> No.14309424
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14309424

Delicious fries from bintje potatoes cooked in beef tallow as we do in Belgium with a large assortment of sauces you guys probably never heard of.

>> No.14309618

>>14300152
yeah you're too dumb to start a business.

>> No.14310332

>>14300098
I wouldnt food trucks are a stupid idea and over done

>> No.14310416

What's the easiest, tastiest stuff to make in large batches? Is it soup?

>> No.14310470 [DELETED] 

>>14300152
My uncle and my dad use the acronym "TNB", or "Typical Nigger behavior"

>> No.14310492

>>14301763
Über alles or above all was in the anthem since before world war 1 and meant that a unified Germany was the most important thing, above all other things. Too bad they got cucked and removed it and now all my retard fellow americans who know nothing of German history except "le nazis" think it's some kind of supremacy thing

>> No.14310536

>>14300098
OP's rape wagon

>> No.14310558

Pork ribs. Half a rack $10 dollars.

>>14300228
White hands typed this.

>> No.14310916

>>14301757
This is along the lines of what I was thinking. Also, add chili to the menu.

>> No.14310925

>>14303122
Burghas on dindu nuffins.

>> No.14310927

>>14310558
go loot a target, nigger

>> No.14311060

>>14301757
Skip the arancini and I like your idea.

>> No.14311238

>>14300098
I’d do Kansai style oden. What would I call it? Probably something stupid like stock drop and roll.

>> No.14311244

>>14300152
Hearty kek.

>> No.14311258

>>14303207
>Not triple fried egg chilli chutney sandwich
You had one fucking job, you fucking moron. One job.

>> No.14311259

La bouche avec de la merde

>> No.14311289

>>14309126
HA HA HA
BECAUSE FAGGOT CAN ALSO MEAN HOMOSEXUAL
I CAN’T BELIEVE NOBODY HAS NOTICED THIS BEFORE
FUCKING EPIC WIN ANON
LIKED SUBSCRIBED AND UPVOTED

>> No.14311299

I kinda want to do that dude's $1 grilled cheese cart, but I'd make a garlic aioli to fry the bread and use two or three cheeses. We'd charge $3 a sandwich, then $1.50 for some fresh potato chips. Add in bottles of water for $1.50 and park it outside of a bar.

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>>14311289
seethe

>> No.14311358

Just Fried
Only frozen then fried food.French fries, tater tots, egg rolls, jalapeño poppers, etc. Maybe chili, nacho cheese, and pickled jalapeños as toppings

>> No.14311667

>>14300098
Chili con carne. Beef, bacon, chili peppers, dark spices and herbs, cheap Mexican beer, and complimentary vegetables (onions, garlic, etc.). Two-to-three 24q pots of simmering chili, serve them by the ladle-full. Topping options are corn chips, limes, raw onions, cilantro, and sour cream. Three bean chili option to profit off of vegans/foodie hipsters. Drinks are mexican beers, sweet tea, and water.

>> No.14311840

I wonder if it's possible to "streetify" French food. Ingredients for boeuf bourguignon (for example) aren't really expensive and a simple recipe can be done in a truck. Not the kind of meal you can easily eat standing though.

>> No.14311859
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cuban sandwiches

>> No.14311925

>>14311307
A fantastically imaginative comeback from the comedy genius that brought us a joke about how ‘faggot’ can mean poofter.
You really should wait till you’re 18 before posting.

>> No.14313168

>>14310416
I'd imagine the things that you can really pre-cook and just heat up really quickly like meat for mexican food or gyros or shawarma. Soup probably is cheaper but no one's buying soup from a food truck. Chili might sell though.

I kinda still laugh when I see white bitches on yelp suddenly complaining that a place they've been going to for years doesn't cook every taco from scratch.

>> No.14313183

>>14311840
Yes, paper cups of onion soup with big slabs of cheese toast on top will be a very profitable venture for you

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>>14300175

>> No.14313389

>>14311840
Bread bowls would make it work. They do that at the Renaissance festivals here.

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>>14311925
lol stay mad fag

>> No.14313516

>>14300098
>Rotisserie sandwiches, mostly chicken but some beef, pork, and occasionally duck and lamb also
>potatoes cooked in the fat
>chicken salad
>seasonal vegetable salads
I'd call it Meat Spun on a Bun

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>Bread bowls would make it work. They do that at the Renaissance festivals here.

>> No.14313590

>>14313470
lol guys he said the FAG word LOL hahha so funny omg!!!1 totally wasnt expecting that!! wow hahha

>> No.14313598

>>14313590
lmao dude u seem a little mad
is your asshole this sore from just a word or are you just a fag?

>> No.14313620

>>14309618
cry harder cuck bitch

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>>14301763
Most of that stuff is Bavarian.... not totally German. That's like opening an 'American' restaurant in Germany and only serving Tex-Mex.

>> No.14314072

>>14313598
hahhahahahah look everyone!! the made little incel bigot said fag again! LOL he's sooooo funnyn hahhaa

>> No.14314156

>>14314072
lol faggot

>> No.14314160

>>14311299
Sell pedialyte too, in that case.

>> No.14314172

>>14300098
the sneed feed on wheels, formerly manure truck

>> No.14314470

>>14300228

you could do like taco salads and burrito bowls in them. honestly solid idea OP you'd make a killing around the office complex yuppie lunch break types. you find a few office complexes/office skyscrapers to park under every lunch during the week you'd probably make a killing. i costed out a taco salad mason jar and you'd only have to charge $10 to meet cost (3x what you spent) and the customer could keep the jar still.

>> No.14314517

>>14311289
Kill yourself

>> No.14315053

>>14300098

>gorilla turds
>gorilla turds

>> No.14315120

>>14305353
/thread
Everyone else can go home, I want big mommy milkies to serve me a vanilla milkshake.

>> No.14315366

>>14306560
Just sell cut-up churros as churro bites, drizzle with caramel, add powdered sugar, sell for $9 for like 3"x4" container

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>>14304858
Just tow around a Soviet field kitchen filled with bigos and goulash. Park somewhere, and dole it out with cabbage and boiled potates

>> No.14315387

>>14305364
>Well wash yer hands darlin and gimmie a chicken sandwhich

>> No.14315390

>>14300098
>Baby Batter
>serve pancakes, waffles, scones and hotdogs

>> No.14315391

>>14309618
go play basketball and be poor somewhere else pls

>> No.14315394

>>14309424
>a large assortment of sauces you guys probably never heard of.

enlighten us, faggot

>> No.14315398

>>14310558
imagine that the strongest insult anyone ever uses towards your race is food related lmao. being white rocks, white people fucking rock.

>> No.14315439

>>14315379
Are those tandoor ovens or pressure cookers?

>> No.14315806

>>14313470
>stay mad fag
Exactly how old are you? I’m getting a definite impression of a 12-14 year old level of maturity.

>> No.14315854

>>14313598
Because you’re clearly too young and/or stupid to understand:
Pointing out that ‘faggot’ means ‘gay’ as well as ‘pork and offal meatball’ isn’t funny, or imaginative, or even particularly edgy hereabouts.
It’s a knock-knock joke level of humour. We’ve all noticed what you’re pointing out before you showed up. Yet you present your punchline proudly, as if you genuinely don’t understand why literally nobody with a mental age in double digits would find it funny.
You top that off with several rounds of ‘lol u so mad I trole you’ type posts and you’re just cementing everyone else’s impression of you as a fat, nerdy, pimply, permavirgin young teen trying (and failing utterly) to be clever and edgy so he can fit in with the cool kids.
I hope that as you slowly mature you come to realise that people judge you by your actions and words, and that if the impression you give on 4chan is that you’re a sad, lonely, desperate, socially awkward child, then you’ll be treated like one.
In summation, if you want to be funny, try a joke that doesn’t make anyone with an IQ higher than 80 sigh and roll their eyes. And lurk lots more. As in, another 6-8 years, when you’ll still be the weird unpopular kid in high school, but at least you won’t be underagev&.

>> No.14315910

>>14300098
Bolognese with fresh noodles because they take like 90 seconds to cook. I guess I could do raviolos. Or some basic soup sandwich options.

Keep it quick smallish portions and keep em coming back. Like the taco truck formula.

>> No.14315945

vegan food $$$$$
vegan cheese enchiladas,
mujadara,
falafel,
crispy spicy tofu,
etc

>> No.14315982

>>14303435
top fucking kek, great name

>> No.14315999

>>14315854
gay hands typed this post

>> No.14316018

>>14311289
what's wrong with her?

>> No.14316028

>>14315999
Even if I was gay it wouldn’t make the original joke any less stale, stupid and juvenile.

>> No.14316030

low carb/glycemic food

>> No.14316031

>>14309424
Fry truck for me too desu. French fries with a variety of toppings
>meats
>cheeses
>condiments
>sauces
bretty much a poutine stand and only parked around bars for college drunks. I'd call it Fry Fiend

>> No.14316034

>>14316028
>if
haha

>> No.14316036

>>14300104
>>14306560
>>14315366
Yeah and put sea salt caramel on them, Beckies from college go lunatic over that shit.

It's a good idea anon, you could start with Quesadillas then branch out to other things.

I mean everyone has a ONE BRAND food truck, why not have a It's a Different Situation food truck?

Breakfast down at the plant in the morning.

Cubans at lunch

BBQ at night?

Quesadillas at 1:30 am

>> No.14316041

>>14315854
>>14313590
Ohhhhhhh..... SHADDAP.

If you want clean language go to reddit.

We can't have ONE fucking free speech location you goddamned gay man? GTFO seriously, this is a food board not a PC speech board.
>>14314072
shuttup and go away if you don't like it. No one is making you read this board.
>>14315379
This actually isn't a bad idea. Goulash sandwiches maybe? Just need a bun warmer. Make the goulash thick and dry.

>> No.14316095

Juice and smoothie truck that operates like an ice cream van with musical bell calling all the fat housewives out in their yoga pants thinking they're being healthy.

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>>14315999

>> No.14316164

Dog food, for humans.
Not literally dog food but similar in concept - basically a bag of pellets/kibble that contains all your necessary nutrients, vitamins, and calories for the day in a daily serving. No stress, no cooking, no chores, just simple and easy - buy a pack, eat a daily ration of said pack, come back to the truck when the pack runs out. Food, simplified.

>> No.14316173

Tacos al pastor

>> No.14316310

food focused on cereals that aren't rice, wheat, corn, oats, or rye

>> No.14316313

>>14316041
Freedom of speech doesn’t grant immunity to criticism, you colossal smoothbrain.
I’m not telling Freddy The Fourteen Yaer Old Faggot what he can and can’t say. I’m just pointing out that his idea of ‘edgy humour’ is barely more sophisticated than that of a five year old saying ‘poo bum willy’ for shock value when his parents have guests.
If he’d actually written something funny and/or clever we wouldn’t be having this debate.
I can’t believe that there are newfag cunts like you defending the kind of cancerous friendless teenage losers that are killing this site.

>> No.14316328

>>14300098
There was a grilled cheese truck that sat outside the bars that charged absurd prices ($10 to $15) for the most basic as shit stuff. I had half of one that my coworker didn't want to finish, but the line was obscene.