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14292673 No.14292673 [Reply] [Original]

For me? It's Secret Aardvark, the most BAD-ASS hot sauce in existence. It's not just a sauce, it's a whole lifestyle.

>> No.14292678

>>14292673
fuck you faggot

>> No.14292679

>>14292673
What's it like?

>> No.14292728

>>14292673
Based and redpilled but not Asianfoodpilled

>> No.14292737

>>14292679
It’s pretty spicy, very well made, I think Tex-Mex but a little more aggressive than you typically see out of that scene both in spice and flavors. It’s a world class sauce IMO but terrible with asian flavors, that’s the downside. But really good in general, please don’t get me wrong.

>> No.14292750

>>14292737
>scene
it’s food
it’s not a bunch of fags circlejerking over who started liking a crappy band first
breathe water please

>> No.14292771

>>14292750
Found the casual

>> No.14292772

>>14292750
He was referring to tex-mex context of food/flavors, not a secret aardvark scene

>> No.14292789

>>14292772
this

>> No.14292793

I was going to buy a house but I decided I'd rather have a hot sauce and anime figurines collection to give my grandchildren

>> No.14292801

>>14292793
If $10 for food affects your legacy, you don’t have one. But we already knew that.

>> No.14292889

>>14292673
So their ad campaign centers around featuring gay porn stars? How Woke of them.

>> No.14292914

>>14292673
This. I used to be a shut-in. No friends, no gf, the works. Until one day I picked up a bottle of Vark, and it changed my life. Now I have 6 wives and 38 kids. Keeps me busy when I'm not shredding fresh pow, or landing sick triple super quadratic gainers.

Secret Aardvark. It's not just a sauce. It's a lifestyle.

>> No.14293230

>>14292678
can't handle the "heat"?

>> No.14293247

I was going to get a personality but I bought this chemical flavoring instead made in 500 gallon vats by Monsanto. Finally I fit in as a unique person

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>> No.14294463

is it mayo?

>> No.14294559

>>14293247
Now point on the doll where this small company manufactured sauce touched you

>> No.14294897

>>14294559
kek

>> No.14294902 [DELETED] 

I was a nigger but thanksb to sexrate aardman, I'm litch'rally hwawt

>> No.14294986
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14294986

Sanskrit Arkbark got me the maximum refund on my taxes and cured my psoriasis! Thank you Sandbelt Walmart!

>> No.14295001

>>14292673
./b/
You meme loving faggot. Fuck off

>> No.14295037

>>14292889
It's a 90's hype ripoff ad... get some help you COOMER

>> No.14295041

Damn. It's been a second since I've seen an aardvark post. How many years has it been? 2? 3?

>> No.14296903

>>14292679
The red-cap stuff is surprisingly fruity even though there’s basically no sugar and the first ingredient is tomatoes. It’s a little spicier than Sriracha. After seeing all the shilling here, I got a 4-pack sampler. I can’t wait to try the other flavors.

>> No.14296906

i had the green aadvark sauce and it was really bland. fucking $4