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Redpill me on sniping white zin behind the strip mall

>> No.14273282

>>14273278
What happened in your life to lead you to this point? What went wrong?

>> No.14273290
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14273290

sure, why not

>> No.14273288

>>14273282
It's fun and I'm bored, I make above median salary

>> No.14273295

>>14273288
Depending on the state you're in that could still be rough

>> No.14273296

>>14273278
What did I think of this?

>> No.14273299

Don't drink and drrive, please OP :(
Also don't hurt or bother anyone.

>> No.14273314
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>>14273295
Flyover, it's alright. Here's what I'm listening to anime music on
>>14273299
I uber'd bro it's all good

>> No.14273374

>>14273299
Walking around stoned is fun but sitting still stoned makes me anxious

>> No.14273462

>>14273278
Seek psychiatric help.

>> No.14273476
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14273476

It's gorgeous out bros

>> No.14273486
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>>14273278
Based hobo poster.

>> No.14273493

>>14273476
>>14273314
>>14273278
OP is living the finest life he can right now and the majority here only want to shit all over him
Good job OP getting out and enjoying the Earth. Be safe and courteous about your public drinking, nothing wrong really with what you're doing lmao

>> No.14273507

>>14273493
Thanks man I'm always on the lookout to make sure I'm not disturbing others, my posts are very lackadaisical but I am being careful to be low key and concealed. Max comfy chilling here while no one notices me lel

>> No.14273515

Ordered some take out sushi from some post in the mall BTW I'm going to get it at 3, I'll post pics

>> No.14273521

based

>> No.14273547

>>14273278
Are you an alcoholic? Do you drink until you pass out or do you get yourself home?
Seems based, but can’t tell if actually just trash

>> No.14273549

>>14273314
You should become one of those wildmen who just come out from the woods every 20 years

>> No.14273561

>>14273278
What will you do when you finish that bottle?

>> No.14273563

>>14273547
>Are you an alcoholic?
Do you really have to ask that?

>> No.14273582

Vagrant Holiday?

>> No.14273591

>>14273563
No, if this is OP, but yes, if this isn’t.
Some people are deniers, some people already know what’s up.

>> No.14273607

>>14273549
Not op here. I live in mountains and there are rumors of a guy that comes down into town once a year to get a burger then goes back into the woods. You have to be a 1 in 10,000,000 man to do it though. I see plenty of people in their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s come out to the mountains thinking they can hack it with some retard fantasy in their heads. 99%+ leave and never come back. You have to want it bad.

>> No.14273611

>>14273314
cheers bro. day drinking is fun as shit.

>> No.14273614

>>14273278
This was me at ages 16-18 except with fireball whiskey me and my friends would steal from the liqueur store in our jackets, shit was degenerate as fuck but I still miss it, something beautiful about drinking half a bottle and smoking a joint behind the shops in a little alley

>> No.14273615

>>14273563
why not just hard liquor? easier to get drunk. wine is way too sweet.

>> No.14273621

>>14273614
my friends and I would always slam 4 loko behind a church. it was fun

>> No.14273629

>>14273621
This colt 45 blast and cobra. Puked first time I had cobra cuz it was warm. Never again.

>> No.14273633

Going to get the sushi bros
>am I an alcoholic
I have no compulsion to drink every day but on a day like today, nice Friday, no work tomorrow...getting blitted. Heading to my bro's place after this

>> No.14273644

>>14273633
Day drinking with sushi. A man of culture I see, glad to see an iron stomach chad on here amongst the delicate flower stomachs that frequent this board.

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>> No.14273674

>>14273655
Damn bro you look pretty well dressed if that’s you in the windows reflection. Also what’s up with the hot milf?

>> No.14273676

>>14273607
You should check out the hermit Christopher Knight. I think he was SOMEWHAT reliant on having to rob campsites and stuff, but overall it was pretty wild

>> No.14273687

>>14273633

zin is not my drink of choice for parking lots, that choice goes to shotgunning pbr alone...excited to see OPs sushi

>> No.14273688
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Wala

>> No.14273698

>>14273476
I don't drink but I'd smoke a bowl behind the mall with you op

>> No.14273707

>>14273688
Sweet. Hop on Tinder or craigslist for a cheap blowie and it's an A perfect day.

>> No.14273720

>>14273688
Looks dank as fuck bro. Did you buy a beer to smash that sushi with?

>> No.14273724

>>14273720
he should buy sake dummy.

>> No.14273730

Damn this is a based thread

>> No.14273731

>>14273724
>Buying a bottle of sake which is nowhere near where he is located for some takeout sushi.
A 40 oz of pbr or busch with that would be behind a strip mall Kino.

>> No.14273743

>>14273278
>Redpill me on sniping white zin behind the strip mall
Why? I'd totally do this if I were 24 again.

>> No.14273753

>>14273731
I've still got mad of this 1.75L of white zin to kill but I'll go back and see about some sake. There's a liquor store next store...
>>14273720
The middle one was too much cream cheese desu

>> No.14273765

>>14273688
nothing like sushi that has been sitting in the sun for three hours

>> No.14273776

>>14273765
Weak stomachcels do not belong in this thread.

>> No.14273822
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14273822

Oh no no no

>> No.14273831

>>14273676
he would break in to summer cabins after the season was over and take stuff. the cop who nabbed him was on his track for years because the break-ins were so strange, like knight would break in and take all the trail mix but leave expensive electronics, money, etc untouched. they finally got him when he tripped a silent burglar alarm

>> No.14273838

kudos OP lao tsi and li po are smiling down on you

>> No.14273846

let's place bets for how long it takes for the fat retarded weeb to get arrested for public drunkenness

>> No.14273847

Yeah fuck this sake I'm not about to pretend that I'm gonna drink like 8 drinks of liquor lol. I'm going to chill with the bros now keep it real /ck/

>> No.14273849

>>14273822
check'd

>> No.14273854

Hope you don't do this every day, OP.
Otherwise, enjoy your friday

>> No.14273859

This looks cozy as fuck, anon.
You’re doing daydrinking the right way, not like how I do it as a degen in my home with vodka. Looks mad cozy, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

>> No.14273867

Very cozy for city slickers

>> No.14273886

In memory of those fallen in the defense of earth and her colonies
>https://youtu.be/K5pdCUnM6GY

>> No.14273905

>>14273822
Based and nipponpilled.

>> No.14275286

Did he died

>> No.14275293

>>14275286
He is probably asleep behind a strip mall.

>> No.14275312

I'm nearly 24 hours sober, I'm not gonna make it, bros.

>> No.14275315

>>14273278
those wood chips are pretty cozy. its enjoyable someone spent time spreading those around

>> No.14275643
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>>14275286
Nah I made it back home fine

>> No.14275653

>>14273288
I should add median salary in my state is $13,500 per year

>> No.14275717

>>14273676
he was literally aspergers

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>>14273655
>Mako Mankanshoku

>> No.14276511

>>14273278
I can tell you all about drinking 2 year old beer at the railroad tracks and yelling racial black and Jew statistics at the opposing college soccer team as they kick off from the corner. They're girls, and they beat us, but its all good fun until the little kids they set up at each end of the field to retrieve balls see you and the parents tell the coaches and officials, then the officials tell the police watching over the game, then before the official tries to approach you you walk in like a regular person to still watch the game and the cops stop you to ask if you're the guy they had reports of for having been taking pictures of the girls.

It was just beer.

>> No.14276617

>>14276511
Normies are herbivores, they startle easily and it quickly spreads through the whole group. If you rustle the jimmies of a group of normies you need to leave post-haste

>> No.14277162

>>14276511
its ok anon its not your fault

>> No.14277199

super comfy op. enjoy your nice day

>> No.14277450

>wake up at 4:00 am because I have insomnia and just take power naps when intruly crash
>taking a few shots of vodka and watching my stories while everyone in the house is asleep
>eating my leftovers from when I cooked gf and roommate dinner the other night
>breddy fucking comfy guys
I love these wee hours when nobody else is up and I can just hang with my dog and have my own time.
OP’s post really made me want to body a big ol’ bottle of wine, though.

>> No.14277465
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>>14277450
*when I truly
Does anyone else get that shit after working food service for so long that when you cook, by the time you’re done you aren’t fucking hungry anymore?
I pretty much just watch other people enjoy my righteous food and then sustain off of leftovers as a denizen of the night.
Pic unrelated, but I was helping an old teacher of mine move and she was going to junk this sweet fridge/microwave combo. I was getting some real Fallout vibes from it and decided to keep it and give it to my roommate. I took him in because he was on hard times and he was fucking stoked when he saw it.

>> No.14277741

>>14273374
Same bro

>> No.14278025

>>14273822
Now thats based

>> No.14278062
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i used to pound vodka on the shitter in the local mall

grim times, indeed. coming up on two years sober

>> No.14278078

>>14273607
I live by the Appalachian Trail and we get dirty hikers who have been on the trail for months come through the town, and there are a few old dudes who live on the trail and only eat what people give to them. They don't do it in a bum kinda way though, they're like guides for the new hikers and help them set up camps and shit. A lot of weirdos do hike the trail though.