/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14272232]

What is THE most delicious picture of food you have ever seen?

[Anonymous No.14272247]

[Anonymous No.14272281]

I can never tell if something is an outrageous troll or OP is actually an idiot who would eat two pounds of sugar at one sitting.

[Anonymous No.14272287]

>>14272281
This one is a troll, my mentally debilitated friend

[Anonymous No.14272290]

>>14272232

[Anonymous No.14272297]

>>14272287
Wrong, I could easily eat that much sugar in one sitting. What are you, poor?

[Anonymous No.14272307]

>>14272232
This reeks of soy numale hipster.

[Anonymous No.14272338]

>>14272290
This looks good but it would be annoying to pick cherry pits out of your cake.

[Anonymous No.14272341]

>>14272338
There's literally nothing wrong with swallowing them.

[Anonymous No.14272344]

>>14272281
>>14272307
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.14272349]

>>14272344
Grow up, numale

[Anonymous No.14272351]

>>14272232
I took my sister and my gf to black tap and i have to say, it really was hipster cuisine

[Anonymous No.14272355]

>>14272349
It’s more childish to seethe over a picture of a sugary dessert than it is to just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.14272358]

>>14272232
gay hipster slop

[Anonymous No.14272366]

>>14272232

[Anonymous No.14272425]

>>14272290
>make chocolate cake
>proceed to festoon it with fruit and absolutely destroy it

Do eurotrash really?

[Anonymous No.14273043]

>>14272232
Cheese good.

[Anonymous No.14273141]

[Anonymous No.14273154]

>>14272232
Not this for sure

[Anonymous No.14273158]

UH OH OP.
IT THAT ICE CREAM, OR FROZEN DAIRY PRODUCT?
ANSWER CAREFULLY.

[Anonymous No.14273159]

>>14273141
>tfw you can tell it's Australia

[Anonymous No.14273173]

>>14273141
>wrecking your dunny for the internet
Couldn't imagine being this mentally disabled.

[Anonymous No.14273187]

>>14272232

[Anonymous No.14273194]

>>14272355
>seethe
Because everything that triggers you is seething, right? Raise your T-level

[Anonymous No.14273289]

>>14273187
What kind of doofus thinks drinking a 20 year old bottle of soda is a good idea?

[Anonymous No.14273304]

>>14273194
Lower your seethe-level

[Anonymous No.14273308]

>>14272307
lol

[Anonymous No.14273317]

>>14273194
>Because everything that triggers you is seething, right?
C O P E

[Anonymous No.14273346]

Imagine spending your day arguing like this. Unable to form actual opinions, so you hurl the same buzzwords over and over. Cope. Soy. Cuck. Beta. Seethe. Trigger.

We have a very finite time on this earth, and this is how it's spent. Regurgitating a handful of insults you can't come up with yourself.

It's so painfully clear that both of you have nothing. Sleepwalking into an early grave, never to really connect with the reality around you.

On average you're gifted 150 pounds of meat and 70 years of consciousness. What a fucking waste of the grandest magic trick ever performed

[Anonymous No.14273349]

>>14272232
certainly not that, I'm not a sugar-crazed 5 year old
and sprinkles are a crime against food

[Anonymous No.14273355]

>>14273346
Seethe

[Anonymous No.14273357]

>>14273346

[Anonymous No.14273359]

>ask people to post delicious food
>thread is nothing but disgusting food
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.14273362]

>>14273346
Take your meds schizo.

[Anonymous No.14273373]

>>14273346
this site has gotten so bad recently that you could easily just write a bot to reply to random posts with random combinations of "dilate cringe zoomer" or "seethe, soi cuck tranny" while posting different soiak variants and no one would even notice something is off

[Anonymous No.14273382]

>>14273308
>starterpark "memes"

[Anonymous No.14273387]

>>14273382
>starterpark
ESL detected

[Anonymous No.14273394]

>>14273387
Look at the pic >>14273308

[Anonymous No.14273396]

>>14273394
>starterpark

[Anonymous No.14273400]

>>14273346
Imagine being this upset.

[Anonymous No.14273411]

>>14273394
>starterpacks

[Anonymous No.14273422]

>>14273346
Projecting much?

[Anonymous No.14273452]

>>14273373
Implying this isn’t a thing already

[Anonymous No.14273539]

>>14273346
lmao the replies, you struck a nerve

[Anonymous No.14273555]

>>14273539
Imagine defending your own post because nobody else liked it.

[Anonymous No.14273560]

>>14272232
not that

[Anonymous No.14273562]

>>14273555
Take your meds schizo.

[Anonymous No.14273566]

>>14273562
Imagine being so defensive you responded in under a minute.

[Anonymous No.14273569]

>>14272297
>What are you, poor?
what are you, fat?

[Anonymous No.14273592]

>>14273566
lol, another guy here, go take your meds

[Anonymous No.14273599]

>>14273539
this
I do hope all these underages realise one day that you don't have to constantly spam the same braindead memes at eachother to fit into the epic secret edgy 4chan club
uhh, I mean "lmao based anon btfoing cringe zoomers, so much seething, coping and projecting in these soi replies, amirite fellow 4channers??"

[Anonymous No.14273608]

>>14273599
Take your meds schizo.

[Anonymous No.14273612]

>>14273346
this isn’t reddit. we don’t treat this shithole like it’s holy ground like you guys do with your shithole.

[Anonymous No.14273618]

>>14273599
>I really hope 4chan can become reddit
then just fucking go to reddit. holy shit

[Anonymous No.14273627]

>>14273346
>>14273599
>stop having fun the way you like and do it the way I like
no

[Anonymous No.14273679]

stop arguing and post fucking food

[Anonymous No.14273685]

>>14273599
>>14273608
>>14273618
>>14273627
We used to say "epic" and "fail" all the time on 4chan, and now those are seen as embarrassing. I'm sure these words will eventually go the same way.

[Anonymous No.14273697]

[Anonymous No.14273745]

>>14273685
Shut up you epic failure
Fucking candy-ass niggers ITT, kek

[Anonymous No.14273782]

>>14273745
Joey Bishop

[Anonymous No.14273813]

>>14273308
>Text in a starter pack picture

[Anonymous No.14273880]

>>14273618
>you need to spam the same shitty buzzwords everyday in every post, saying pretty much nothing like a braindead retard or you're reddit
this is your brain on newfaggotry and trying to fit in
nu/pol/ really killed this site with its influx of obnoxious underages

[Anonymous No.14274061]

>>14273289
You can see what he's wearing.

[Anonymous No.14274076]

>>14272351
Did you menage a trois with your gf and sis?

[Anonymous No.14274105]

[Anonymous No.14274115]

[Anonymous No.14274128]

[Anonymous No.14274133]

[Anonymous No.14274135]

>>14274128

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[Anonymous No.14274150]

[Anonymous No.14274155]

[Anonymous No.14274160]

>>14274135
Underage b&.

[Anonymous No.14274169]

[Anonymous No.14274174]

for me? i go nuts for this. candied sweet potato. i love thanksgiving, christmas, and easter for this

[Anonymous No.14274180]

[Anonymous No.14274190]

[Anonymous No.14274202]

[Anonymous No.14274208]

[Anonymous No.14274218]

[Anonymous No.14274223]

Piss clams, just picked some up at the seafood restaurant down the street.

[Anonymous No.14274226]

[Anonymous No.14274230]

[Anonymous No.14274238]

>>14273346
Cope, seethe, and dilate, you ugly tranny.

[Anonymous No.14274242]

[Anonymous No.14274243]

>>14274230

> greek food

proppa good shit that, mate.

[Anonymous No.14274244]

I really do hate coming to this website, I have got to figure out a way to stay off of here

All you losers post about is being friendless, loveless, racist shitbags that eat literal garbage and drink yourselves to death

Then again, maybe it isn’t so bad. It’s like going to the zoo and seeing how pathetic something beneath your existence is and the way it lives

[Anonymous No.14274292]

>>14272247
Classic

[Anonymous No.14274310]

>>14274230
This is pastitsio. I discovered it recently and it is one of the most delicious things I have ever tasted. Apparently the meat is spiced with cinnamon or something which makes it delicious, and best of all it has no vegetables in it. Just meat, pasta, and cheese.

[Anonymous No.14274324]

>>14272232
>>14273679
>>14273697
>>14274105
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>>14274155
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>>14274180
>>14274202
>>14274208
>>14274218
>>14274226
>>14274242
Imagine being one of these amerimutts who unironically post meals made from 90% grease.
Yesterday I went to a Michelin reviewed restaurant and ate 6 stunning dishes, pic related.

[Anonymous No.14274340]

>>14274324
Looks like something I pulled out of my garbage disposal the other day. Oh wait, you don't know what a garbage disposal is, do you?

[Anonymous No.14274342]

>>14274324
>>14274340
Umm, no. This is what REAL food looks like, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.14274349]

>>14274342
That's from a restaurant in Chicago, dum dum.

[Anonymous No.14274356]

>>14274349
No, you idiot, it's in Illinois.

[Anonymous No.14274407]

[Anonymous No.14274427]

[Anonymous No.14274429]

>>14274105
Cupped pepperoni is the best

[Anonymous No.14274460]

>>14274429
Your mom cupped my pepperoni.

[Anonymous No.14274477]

>>14274407
All this for one person?

[Anonymous No.14274558]

>>14272281
>>14272307
Shut up, you angry retards.

[Anonymous No.14274601]

>>14273308
>Chicken
>Some brews
>Skinnyfat bod but he could get lean with more cardio
I don’t know this guy seems kinda based, the soy boys got nothing to show for it

[Anonymous No.14274611]

This is my favorite picture I've taken. The way the sun comes through that pocky is so nice.

[Anonymous No.14274620]

>>14273618
this site already is reddit you fucking election tourist moron
I hate you 2016 newfaggots so god damn fucking much, you idiots have no clue what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.14274642]

>>14274620
It’s been four years, let it go already

[Anonymous No.14274681]

>>14273346
Cope. Soy. Cuck. Beta. Seethe. Trigger.

[Anonymous No.14274688]

>>14274611
Are you american?

[Anonymous No.14274695]

>there are people who unironically enjoy sweet foods more than savory foods
How do they live with themselves

[Anonymous No.14274697]

>>14274642
Four years of SHIT where you never stop reminding me how fucking awful you are.

[Anonymous No.14274705]

>>14272232

[Anonymous No.14274754]

>>14274477
That was suppose to be his food stock for like the year/

[Anonymous No.14274759]

[Anonymous No.14274797]

>>14273194
so you admit to being triggered?

[Anonymous No.14274817]

>>14274342
>nothing in the plate

[Anonymous No.14274831]

>>14274705
This image unironically has more of a visceral effect on me than any of this instagram crap. I immediately smell the glue looking at that image and am transported back to my childhood, and am then looking forward to whatever's for lunch. Everything else just makes me yawn and keep scrolling.

[Anonymous No.14274833]

>>14274688
The picture was taken in Harajuku at a cookie bakery of New Zealand origin, but yes.

[Anonymous No.14274837]

[Anonymous No.14274849]

>>14273346
Wait a second. Is this old or fresh pasta? Sorry i just left reddit and im trying to fit in

[Anonymous No.14274859]

>>14274849
It's just some angry guy that typed out a rage-filled post.

[Anonymous No.14274897]

>>14274859
you sound pretty upset

[Anonymous No.14274900]

>>14273141
unironically imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.14274901]

>>14272344
I WILL BREAK YOU FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.14274911]

>>14274897
You sound pretty stupid.

[Anonymous No.14274915]

>>14274911
you sound pretty soy

[Anonymous No.14274947]

>>14273880
I don’t do it. I just don’t pay attention to others doing it because I’m here to do my thing and not police everyone else like some kind of authoritarian faggot
>>14274620
>election tourist
>on /ck/
i was here back when some people actually cooked. don’t know why I’m still here. it’s mostly /tttt/ tourists like you starting “no meatcuck” threads and acting all shocked when people troll it or you just go in any thread and call out anything you see as problematic. on 4chan. because you think your opinion matters to anyone but yourself, and you’re wrong.

[Anonymous No.14274966]

>>14273880
>taking pride in atrophying here longer than other people

Most people would describe that tendency to stagnate with shame, not pride friendo. Congrats on your lack of momentum

[Anonymous No.14274970]

>>14274947
If ever there was a post to say "rent free" to, it's this one.

[Anonymous No.14275057]

>>14273308

[Anonymous No.14275066]

>>14272232
Homemade burger :D

[Anonymous No.14275078]

>>14274407
skyrim with mods, nice try

[Anonymous No.14275086]

>>14275057
100% this i am literally on the right, 6'2" 220 both boxing and lifting here

[Anonymous No.14275239]

>>14274076
Sadly no

[Anonymous No.14275290]

[Anonymous No.14275447]

>>14274105
>cupped pepperoni
>take a sip first before taking a bite

[Anonymous No.14275458]

the pictures where the meat and cheese are oversaturated grease yellow color

[Anonymous No.14275603]

>>14274705
>>14274759
are you marines

[Anonymous No.14275620]

>>14275603
well memed

[Anonymous No.14275635]

[Anonymous No.14275657]

>>14274970
kek you’re pretty full of yourself for someone who hasn’t said anything of importance.

[Anonymous No.14275764]

>>14273373
That's already happening. I would guess 20% of posts are bots.

[Anonymous No.14275783]

>>14275764
Every time I see someone make a claim like this it basically just boils down to "waah people are posting in a thread I don't like."

[Anonymous No.14275823]

>>14275657
says the guy that keeps replying. fucking yikes, try a little self-awareness.

[Anonymous No.14275879]

>>14274324
>>14274342
I hate this shit so much.
>hurr dur muh presentation and elegant food
Bitch I'm here to eat, idgaf about what it looks like. Throw me some prime steak on a wooden platter and ill eat that shit with my hands and if its delicious ill pay however fucking much you like.
This pussy ass French shit with a single pube on an 18in plate can eat my ass.

[Anonymous No.14275940]

>>14274324

Looks like shit homie. Is that a used condom draped over the rest of whatever the fuck that shit is?

[Anonymous No.14276057]

[Anonymous No.14276197]

>>14275879
Well if that's your problem with it then you'll be happy to know that you're intended to eat the food at Alinea with your hands and it probably is a steak due to the magic of molecular gastronomy. They also tend to just throw it on the table without a plate.

[Anonymous No.14276276]

>>14275823
you also keep replying you fucking retard. just because all your faggotry gets nothing but downvotes doesn’t mean you can come here and dictate the way people act and think you can get away with it because no one can downvote you. now run back to /tttt/ and dilate

[Anonymous No.14276297]

Probably the picture of the steaks I made where I actually got the cross lining down perfectly. Then again I may be a bit biased since it was also the first time I learned how to properly use my grill.

[Anonymous No.14276326]

>>14276297
Genuine question, is there an actual point to this besides it looking cool? Does it affect the flavor or something?

[Anonymous No.14276374]

>>14275057
Looks like you ironically reversed the sides
>>14275086
*5'9 230 pounds, shitposting

[Anonymous No.14276389]

>>14272247
first post based post

[Anonymous No.14276406]

>>14274244
based dubs

[Anonymous No.14276409]

>>14276326
The grill marks taste good but the specific lattice design is for aesthetics only

[Anonymous No.14276918]

>>14273308
fuck off back to BuzzFeed

[Anonymous No.14277195]

>>14272341
You can also swallow sawdust, you just dont do it.

[Anonymous No.14277415]

>>14276374
I’m 5’9 210 but it’s all muscle and I could easily fuck you up and outrun you.

[Anonymous No.14277427]

I hope to one day experience pizza on the level this girl is.

[Anonymous No.14277611]

>>14273308
Seeeeethe

[Anonymous No.14277619]

>>14273159
>master foods sauces
Can confirm

[Anonymous No.14277624]

>>14273679
>pork
It's like you are not even trying to remove profanity from your life

[Anonymous No.14277625]

>>14272232
According to my girlfriends that would be muh dik.

[Anonymous No.14277627]

>>14274427
How dare you

[Anonymous No.14277649]

>>14272232
Multi Pass, Good!

[Anonymous No.14277661]

>>14277195
There actually is something wrong with swallowing cherry pits because they contain cyanide but this board is fucking stupid that nobody pointed it out.

[Anonymous No.14277697]

>>14273679
big yum

[Anonymous No.14277706]

>>14273308
Reported for anti-Semitism.

[Anonymous No.14277720]

Why do people keep saying "see the"? See the what?

[Anonymous No.14277984]

>>14273043
That pic is a few years old. She's gotta be dead by now.

[Anonymous No.14277992]

>>14274324
i got dead skin pealing off my shoulder if you want some for garnish, mr wonderful

[Anonymous No.14277993]

>>14272232
Everything in this picture

[Anonymous No.14277998]

>>14277661
so do almonds, just to a lesser extent. you have to eat an assload of the pits for it to hurt you.

[Anonymous No.14278004]

A light snack.

[Anonymous No.14278020]

>>14274155
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>>14274218
unf

[Anonymous No.14278029]

>>14276297
looks dry as fuck dude

[Anonymous No.14278042]

[Anonymous No.14278087]

>>14278042
Bloody hell

[Anonymous No.14278088]

>>14273187
Gosh I love LA Beast. Absolute chad and mad lad.

[Anonymous No.14278129]

>>14274356

Brava

[Anonymous No.14278138]

[Anonymous No.14279007]

What is food?

[Anonymous No.14279014]

>>14279007
go away north korea

[Anonymous No.14279109]

>>14278138
That cat DOES look delicious.
t. asian anon that definitely isn't lying :D

[Anonymous No.14279120]

I'm on a second day water fast. I'm realizing how gross and abhorrent the lot of this shit actually looks. Like damn..... this crap is literally drenched in buckets of grease.

[Anonymous No.14279128]

>>14279120
It is interesting. When I stopped drinking soda, it no longer tasted any good when I finally came back to it. Makes you realize how much terrible shit we eat and drink out of pure habit.

[Anonymous No.14279139]

>>14278138
I love you blini kot
I am grateful you are willing to share your blini with me

[Anonymous No.14279162]

>>14279128
Society is hypnotized bro. The concept of porn and fetishes is stupid to me as well. We're glorifying body parts. God damn body parts. I realized how fucking ridiculous I looked having a thousand pictures of a foot on my phone. Not to mention all the butthole pics. Why in the hell did I even worship this shit. It's just stupid.

[Anonymous No.14279252]

>>14274150
>Delirium Tremens

based

[Anonymous No.14279368]

>>14274150
>>14278004
Isn't this the same exact food in both images? Do you think this guy just has food that he never eats and takes it out to take big pictures?

[Anonymous No.14279442]

>>14279128
It was the same thing for me when I stopped drinking diet sodas. I jumped to sparkling water for several months and when I went back it tasted absolutely awful.

[Anonymous No.14279465]

are webms allowed?

[Anonymous No.14279489]

>>14273346
Imagine thinking the length of your post matters....now...
seethe

[Anonymous No.14280086]

>>14278042
I don't care what that man says is disgusting, I want to try it out myself

[Anonymous No.14280099]

>>14274460
his mom pepperoni'd your cup

[Anonymous No.14280106]

>>14280086
Well you can't because that place was shut down, but I trust Ramsay when he says there's literally uncooked dough in the pizza. That shit isn't safe to eat.

[Anonymous No.14280118]

I enjoyed this meal. Think it was 12 courses.

[Anonymous No.14280136]

>>14278138
a very interesting picture indeed

[Anonymous No.14280206]

>>14273308
nothing wrong with a good roasted chicken

[Anonymous No.14280228]

>>14273359
this is the best I got

[Anonymous No.14280261]

>>14274128
Looks delicious

>>14274135
Faggot

[Anonymous No.14280300]

>>14274340
He IS the garbage disposal

[Anonymous No.14280303]

>>14280228
actually I have this also.

[Anonymous No.14280313]

>>14272232
Moose stew (lean meat with taste) with chantarelles (mushroom) and carrots, juniper berries, time, bayleefs, red wine, red currants gel ...

And some cooked fresh potatoes :D

[Anonymous No.14280503]

>>14272232

[Anonymous No.14280516]

>>14272232
the catalog thumbnail looked like trump out of the corner of my eye

[Anonymous No.14280900]

>>14280516
Who cares about that fatass moron?

[Anonymous No.14280960]

>>14272247
I wish I had been at this lan. These boys made memories they will carry for the rest of their lives while we are destined to observe but never experience.

[Anonymous No.14280981]

>>14280960
How could you have possibly been there? It was before you were born.

[Anonymous No.14281302]

>>14274837
4 versions of fried potato? How about a little variety

[Anonymous No.14282682]

>>14281302
The dark ones are probably sweet potato, or yam.

[Anonymous No.14282770]

>>14274128
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.14282784]

seething over here

don't @ me

[Anonymous No.14282876]

>>14280303
I miss those, my mum used to get the Entenmann's Cinnamon Swirl Buns for me and my sister.

[Anonymous No.14283241]

>>14275057
The fat guy in the suit gets me every time.
Then theres the older guy maybe in his 30s in the military outfit. Its clear that hes washed up and has no friends due to some underlying mental illness and has to take to influencing a bunch of loser teenagers into adopting his values. But none of the teenagers actually give a shit about what he says and are looking for some kind of unity to express some smug satisfaction or superiority over people they deem to be braindead.

[Anonymous No.14283454]

>>14273346
CRAAAWLIIING IN MY SKIIIIINNNN

[Anonymous No.14283464]

>>14283454
kek he killed himself and I don’t care

[Anonymous No.14283488]

why do i always visit this board when i'm hungry and out of money?

[Anonymous No.14283568]

>>14283241
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.14283769]

>>14273308
lol at all the replies, hit a nerve eh

[Anonymous No.14284102]

>>14276057
Lmao I remember this thread.

[Anonymous No.14284117]

>>14274797
Yeah, I'll admit it, you pissed me off. Keep on and you might wish you hadn't.

[Anonymous No.14284120]

>>14276057
>>14284102
The guy looks like a sad Wojak. What was he thinking taking a picture in front of a reflective surface? Well, I'm not surprised, it's the average intelligence of someone who uses the word "based."

[Anonymous No.14284398]

>>14273679
Needs more pickles

[Anonymous No.14284400]

>>14274140
Needs more red

[Anonymous No.14284414]

>>14274105

[Anonymous No.14284426]

>>14274140
What is that white ball supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.14284470]

>>14284426
iirc its passion fruit.

[Anonymous No.14284544]

>>14280313
actually the best post in this thread. good job anon

[Anonymous No.14284641]

>>14284426
dragonfruit

[Anonymous No.14284895]

>>14277427
She is the actress from Birdemic.

[Anonymous No.14284961]

>>14274238
lol I have always thought anyone who uses those faggoted sayings was the tranny, besides dilate obiously, but you never know.

[Anonymous No.14284971]

>>14274244
lmao shut the fuck up and leave then cunt. why announce it? you think anyone cares what you think or do?

[Anonymous No.14284991]

>>14284971
yes, they do. many people here hate the anonymity but know any post they make with a tripcode will be torn apart just for the tripcode.

[Anonymous No.14284999]

>>14284991
The ones who use a tripcode despite that are pretty alpha.

[Anonymous No.14285006]

>>14284999
which is why most don’t use one. oh they tried, but soon learned there would never be anything but mockery for it. they just never figured out that the mockery is due to a lack of substance in their posts.

[Anonymous No.14285023]

>>14283488
lol I always visit if I haven't eaten for a few days just to work my appetite up and get some inspiration for what I might like to eat. it would be hell doing that if I had no money to go out and make it happen once my mouth is watering and my stomach is beggin for some grub.

[Anonymous No.14285029]

>>14284991
yea I know I just wanted to insult him

[Anonymous No.14285372]

>>14274150
BASED

[Anonymous No.14285389]

>>14277993
WHAT

[Anonymous No.14285431]

>>14275879
>>14276197
This, for example, is peanut butter and jelly.

[Anonymous No.14285468]

>>14273346
Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.14285472]

>>14272232
That's disgusting

[Anonymous No.14285545]

>>14277993
>Spray bottles of Turkey gravy.
If this is America we've taken steps no one else has.

[Anonymous No.14286064]

>>14274324

o b s e s s i o n

[Anonymous No.14286705]

>>14286064
Yasashii Yoake is better.

[Anonymous No.14286731]

>>14280981
>wish

[Anonymous No.14286881]

>>14274754

[Anonymous No.14286893]

>>14286881
I always think this image looks like it's from Dark Souls somehow.

[Anonymous No.14287097]

>>14278138
what emotion does this cat convey to you? Why does he mesmerize? Is it his unbridled joy? Is it the quietly smug air of utter superiority knowing that while he has plentiful blinis, you have none? Why must I always be haunted by that expression, its bottomless complexity.

[Anonymous No.14287257]

>>14284426
Dragonfruit. Texture is somewhere between citrus and melon, and taste is so absolutely mild/bland that you could name any fruit that isn't Red Delicious apples and it probably has more of a flavor

[Anonymous No.14287469]

>>14273289
L.A. Beast of course. The alpha Chad

[Anonymous No.14287494]

>>14274759
Mix that with corn nuts and good times were had by all.

[Anonymous No.14287536]

>>14274140
Wait, at first I just thought the green fruits were kiwis, but then I realized they're way too small, and they have a smooth, green exterior.
What are those?

[Anonymous No.14287733]

>>14279128
Same for me with white bread. If it ain't brown, put it down.

[Anonymous No.14287751]

>>14287536
Kek, how high are you? They are kiwis

[Anonymous No.14287791]

Lot of soicucks ITT

[Anonymous No.14287796]

>>14287791
>soi
Welcome to /ck/

[Anonymous No.14287806]

>>14287791
>soi
Pleb

[Anonymous No.14287814]

>>14287791
>secret aardvark
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this is considered a "soy" sauce in these parts.

[Anonymous No.14287818]

>>14287791
>soi
Are you knew here?

[Anonymous No.14287827]

>>14287791
YIPPEE 'VARK SAUCE WOO BING BING WAHOO

[Anonymous No.14287852]

>>14275057
you are most definitely not based, you are not jacked, you are eating beef and your sperm count is dwindling

[Anonymous No.14287882]

>>14274324
why cilantro you nerd

[Anonymous No.14287953]

>>14287257
>give fruit the coolest name ever
>it sucks
What the fuck were they thinking?

[Anonymous No.14288049]

>>14275057

[Anonymous No.14288093]

>>14274128

wew

[Anonymous No.14288111]

>>14278004

Would unironically demolish that entire spread

[Anonymous No.14288116]

>>14279465

Those ribs look absolutely insane, drooled just watching that

[Anonymous No.14288147]

>>14288093
>>14288111
>>14288116
Why do you type like you have aspergers?

[Anonymous No.14288151]

>>14274223
That a tungsten carbide ring? Looks similar to one I have, could just be me though.

[Anonymous No.14288393]

>>14287733
do you say the same about the cock you suck you fucking faggot?

[Anonymous No.14288406]

>>14288147
not him but aspergers isn’t a thing anymore. him and I are classified as having an autism spectrum disorder now.

[Anonymous No.14288414]

>>14274900
yarr it be like the sea

[Anonymous No.14288416]

>>14274324
Learn to cook. This stuff looks like pretentious ass, and is less than $3 of ingredients.

[Anonymous No.14288422]

>>14275603
Marines eat crayons

[Anonymous No.14288436]

>>14277993
The cake has a picture of turkeys and the getty images logo.

[Anonymous No.14288442]

>>14274754
>>14274407
Foods great but I just want this dude's house.

[Anonymous No.14288451]

>>14274342
You literally took this pic from the site of a 3 star restaurant says reverse google search. https://www.alinearestaurant.com/site/cuisine/
Try harder next time.

[Anonymous No.14288459]

>>14274837
brits were a mistake

[Anonymous No.14288468]

>>14273411
lol what the fuck muslims are like the biggest fucking smokers on the planet.

[Anonymous No.14288471]

>>14273569

[Anonymous No.14288474]

>>14273679
this should be a banner

[Anonymous No.14288483]

>>14288468
>lol what the fuck muslims are like the biggest fucking smokers on the planet.
I think we chinese have those dirt niggers beat.

[Anonymous No.14288522]

>>14274759
>odens
bög

[Anonymous No.14288527]

>>14288147
because i do

[Anonymous No.14288534]

>>14273346
>all these replies

[Anonymous No.14288578]

>>14288393
Yes, actually. You know what they say, black don't crack.

[Anonymous No.14288592]

>>14288451
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.14288609]

>>14288442
You do understand that "this dude" is Bilbo Baggins, right?

[Anonymous No.14288646]

>>14288609
I haven't watched the moviex in years and didn't realize it was a screenshot, so I thought somebody went and built their own hobbit hole. It's been a dream of mine to build my own some day

[Anonymous No.14288664]

>>14288646
Well it's not actually from the movie itself so you'd be forgiven for that, but it's from the set of the movie which they give tours of. Pretty awesome stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCnhraDwrng

[Anonymous No.14288675]

>>14280313
nice

[Anonymous No.14288677]

>>14283488
for the tiny serotonin release

[Anonymous No.14288788]

>>14274324
Fake and gay that presentation is awful

[Anonymous No.14288801]

>>14288788
imagine trying to pretend you’re rich and fancy on /ck/ of all places

[Anonymous No.14288833]

>>14280960
If you want to eat pizza while being taped up in a basement, there are arrangements that can be made.

[Anonymous No.14288987]

>>14273308
lefty memes are always like a schizophrenic vomiting all his imaginary pet narratives on a single image

[Anonymous No.14289013]

>>14280981
That can't be that old, my last lan before going to college was 2007 and everyone was rocking CRTs.

[Anonymous No.14289028]

>>14289013
https://compete.kotaku.com/15-years-later-heres-why-a-gamer-was-duct-taped-to-a-c-1796679499

It's from 2002.

[Anonymous No.14289100]

>>14274611
Where did this come from?

[Anonymous No.14289162]

>>14289100
Cookie Time in Harajuku. It's right next to Noodle Stand Tokyo, which is absolutely worth a meal.

[Anonymous No.14289369]

>>14288801
That's just called having taste, no need to flash you insecurity all over the place anon

[Anonymous No.14289691]

>>14274128
How come when I cook my steaks medium rare the inside is always a mushy mess with no texture like that?

[Anonymous No.14289700]

>>14274150
>Taking shots over a nice looking book
Bruh use a fucking coaster or smth.

[Anonymous No.14289728]

>>14273679
this photo made me hungry

[Anonymous No.14289735]

>>14274105
this looks like sausages from Brazil

[Anonymous No.14289764]

>>14278138
Cute cT

[Anonymous No.14289923]

>>14280981
>>14289013
Last LAN I was at was in 2014
I miss them

[Anonymous No.14290038]

>>14275635
That looks like some delicious fried chicken.

[Anonymous No.14290068]

>>14275447
>take a sip
ahhh that first sip of grease in the morning, I can't start my day without it.

[Anonymous No.14291704]

>>14290068
What maniac eats pizza in the morning?

[Anonymous No.14291916]

>>14273308
Kek @ all these (you)s this guy is getting. /ck/ must really be infested.

[Anonymous No.14291922]

>>14291916
All except a few boards are at this point. Thankfully, /pol/ hates anime.

[Anonymous No.14292000]

>>14273679
at least, a serious answer
I've never had brisket but it looks delicious as fuck

[Anonymous No.14292007]

>>14292000
It is delicious, but it is insane that you have NEVER had it.

[Anonymous No.14292053]

>>14273679
>That chopped up kale leaf and these carrots slathered in sauce.
Why even pretend that one's anything but a meat gobbler when they order this

[Anonymous No.14292067]

>>14292053
That's called "garnish" you fool. It's not to eat, it's just for the presentation.

[Anonymous No.14292073]

>>14292007
it's just not a thing in my country, not even some meme cowboy food place I've been to had it

[Anonymous No.14292074]

>>14292073
Well, the only option left then is to make your own.

[Anonymous No.14292084]

>>14292074
I don't have a bbq

[Anonymous No.14292091]

>>14292084
You could buy one...

[Anonymous No.14292182]

>>14292067
Is that what morbidly obese people tell themselves ?

[Anonymous No.14292250]

>>14273346
based

[Anonymous No.14292259]

>>14287791
never had fried pork skin
does it taste like anything but fat and salt

[Anonymous No.14292265]

>>14287536
>>14287751
>>14274140
It's Kiwi Berries.

[Anonymous No.14292268]

>>14288474
lol it should

[Anonymous No.14292432]

>>14279465
>leaving brisket just sitting out to get ice cold and turn stiff

[Anonymous No.14292493]

>>14279465
>taps knife
Why do they do this?

[Anonymous No.14292813]

>>14274342
kek

[Anonymous No.14293138]

>>14289700
Stop being such a faggot.

[Anonymous No.14293468]

>>14292182
I'm going to eat YOU if you don't shut up.