Peak European Cuisine

[Anonymous No.14268831]

>family goes to visit uncle stationed in Germany
>refuse to go because too many African muslims
>uncle keeps claiming "There's not that many muslims in Germany."
>uncle pickups family from airport
>family requests some authentic German food
>uncle drives them to get doner kebabs
>everyone gets food poisoning

[Anonymous No.14268841]

>>14268831
Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.14268843]

>>14268831
Germans have one of the weaker cooking cultures in Europe, especially when you compare them to France and Italy right on their borders. Good beer though.

[Anonymous No.14268846]

>>14268831
and? Are you autistic? How many days did they spend in a hospital? Food poisoning can be deadly. Nevermind they didn't lol. Fucking retard. Germany has among the strictest hygenie laws in the world. Running a restaurant here requires the effort most countries demand from doctors. You have literally no idea about the bureaucracy. If what your saying is true 1 call could shut the place down immediately but you are obviously just shit posting.

[Anonymous No.14268877]

>>14268843
they failed food so they perfected the art of drowning their sorrow down a beer bottle

[Anonymous No.14268891]

>>14268846
By law, germans must even have poop inspection decks on their toilets. Nothing gets past their health inpectors.

[Anonymous No.14268908]

>>14268846
>How many days did they spend in a hospital? Food poisoning can be deadly.
Wut? It's extremely rare for food poisoning to be deadly. No antibiotics either in most cases just goes away by itself. 95% of the time when people come to the ER with food poisoning we either send them the fuck home or give some IV fluids and then send them the fuck home with instructions to drink fluids.

Unless you're a baby, very old, got AIDS, chemo or transplanted organs, you will not stay at the hospital for the food poisoning. Especially not from some shitty doner, a couple days of mild diarrhea is what's gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.14268909]

>>14268831
Should have stayed home mutt and left Germany to the people living here.

[Anonymous No.14268955]

>>14268846
>kebab shops owned and operated by peaceful muslim POC can never cause food poisoning
>completely ignores that doner kebabs in Germany are being renamed because they use mystery meat
They missed the first 2 days of oktoberfest,
I'd say they were pretty fuckin sick.
Not everyone has the intestinal fortitude to have a belly full of muslim jizz Hanz Al Bakmajalad

[Anonymous No.14269209]

>>14268843
I've heard beer cooked sausage is god tier

[Anonymous No.14269230]

>>14268846
>VE HAVE ZE STRINGENT LAWS ZO NOTHIN VENT WRONG KOME TO DEUTSCHLAND TODAY KOMRADEN

You’re fooling no one Klaus. Your fascist food inspectors are afraid to fail Muslim businesses because they’ll be branded as literal Nazis.

[Anonymous No.14269243]

>>14269230
anon, the fascist food inspectors know most of these "businesses" are money laundering schemes, generally speaking you should never go to a kebab place which isn't well frequented at all hours of the day.

[Anonymous No.14270273]

>>14268846
What's your politician of choice now that mama Merkel is retiring Hanz?