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>PUT CHEESE ON TORTILLA
>MICROWAVE FOR 30 SECONDS

>> No.14257347

and then what?

>> No.14257349
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>>14257343
>PUT
>CHEESE
>ON
>TORTILLA
>MICROWAVE
>FOR
>30
>SECONDS

>> No.14257352
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>>14257343
>>14257349
>PUT
>CHEESE
>ON
>TORTILLA
>MICROWAVE
>FOR
>30
>SECONDS

>> No.14257355

>>14257343
You might want to get yourself some real cheese first.

>> No.14257359
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>>14257343
>>14257349
>>14257352
>PUT
>CHEESE
>ON
>TORTILLA
>MICROWAVE
>FOR
>30
>SECONDS

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>>14257349
>>14257352
>>14257359
>>14257355
>>14257347

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>>14257347
>>14257349
>>14257352
>>14257355
>>14257359
>>14257365
>PUT!!!!!!!!
>CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!
>ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>TORTILLA!!!!!!
>MICROWAVE!!!!!!!!!
>FOR!!!!!!!!!
>30!!!!!!!
>SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14257390
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>> No.14257410

>>14257343
do you know how to cook a tortilla?

>> No.14257428

>>14257410
>MICROWAVE FOR 30 SECONDS

>> No.14257456

Finely chop about half an onion

Take a cheap can of refried beans and mix in 1tsp of cumin, some salt, black pepper, and about 1/5th stick of butter or a tablespoon of bacon grease. heat it up. Add a little water and stir. Add more water if you want it thinner, cook it down a little bit if you want it thicker. Just watch it so it doesn't burn.

wrap the beans and onions up with the cheese which will melt on it's own because the beans are hot

there you go dudes your first step up into cooking

pro mode: add green enchilada sauce from the can for a green burrito

from here who knows you may invent a whole new dish

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>>14257456
what the FUCK??????????

>PUT
>CHEESE
>ON
>TORTILLA
>MICROWAVE
>FOR
>30
>SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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14257488

>Torti
>Ches
>30
y?

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14257550

>PUT LIME ON COCONUT
>MICROWAVE FOR 30 SECONDS

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>>14257550
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>14257343
>>14257347
>>14257349
>>14257352
>>14257355
>>14257359
>>14257365
>>14257376
>>14257390
>>14257410
>>14257428
>>14257456
>>14257481
>>14257488
>>14257550
>>14257591
>PUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>ON!!!!!!!!!
>TORTILLA!!!!
>MICROWAVE!!!!!!!!!
>FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14257651

Why is this so funny

>> No.14257668

>>14257651
mostly cuz white people actually do this
>inb4 MOSTLY BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14257689

>>14257668
This white girl i dated did something similar. She would call them “white girl nachos” and put shredded cheese on chips and microwave all of it. She would then dip them in sour cream.

She also sucked a mean dick.

>> No.14257727

>>14257651
i think its just because its some legitimate autismo making only one thing and not knowing or caring about anythign else

>> No.14257729

>Damn it Napoleon then make yourself a damn KESS-Ugh-DILLA

>> No.14257739

>>14257343
>>14257347

then you do a splash of hot sauce and roll it up.

>> No.14257753
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WHY THE FUCK WONT
>PUT
>CHEESE
>ON
>TORTILLA
>MICROWAVE
>FOR
>30
>SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>14257651
>mocking the holy trinity of cheese, tortilla and microwave
KYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>14257689
>le white people hehe!!
K Y S!!!!!!

>>14257729
if you ever post a fucking normie meme in my fucking thread again ill microwave your fucking DICK you BITCH

>> No.14257867

>>14257651
it's not, but /ck/ is like /tv/ being filled to the brim with failed normalfags so you're bound to get some cringe inducing """"humor""""

>> No.14257870
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14257870

>PUT

>> No.14257877
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14257877

>CHEESE

>> No.14257883
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ON

>> No.14257893
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>TORTILLA

>> No.14257902
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>MICROWAVE

>> No.14257908

No. At least try cooking it in a way that may be edible if that's all you have, for fuck sake

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>FOR

>> No.14257926
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>30

>> No.14257930
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>SECONDS

>> No.14257938

fucking AMAZING

>> No.14257944

>>14257908
lol of all the things to not microwave, why get mad at this? This is one of the most useful applications of it

>> No.14257946

>Microwave, nice and hot

>> No.14257963
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>>14257343
Damn, I just had a Proust (Ratatouille, for the zoom zooms) moment, whisking me all the way back to 1989. In retrospect it was more of a "fend for yourself" moment rather than a delightful childhood remembrance, but we take what we can get on 2020 /ck/.

>> No.14257972
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14257972

>make a quesadilla
>use shredded (((american))) cheese

>> No.14257978

>>14257944
fucking AMAZING

>> No.14257979

>>14257944
>butter flat bread
>wrap it with cheese
>fry it
Wa la

>> No.14258000
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14258000

>BUD
>GEEZ
>OHN
>DORDEEYA
>MICROWAIV
>FOHR
>THIRDE
>SEGONDS

>> No.14258013

>>14257739
smartass

>> No.14258047

>post count doesn't rise
>HURR DURR LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN
forced as fuck, please end your life.

>> No.14258059

8 raw tortillas, 9 inch in diameter
4 cups shredded cheese, Colby Jack blend or Mexican blend
1 cup sweet snacking peppers, cut into ⅛ inch ribbons
2 cups deli sliced ham, cut into ⅛ inch ribbons
2 cups Italian dry salami, cut into ⅛ inch ribbons
1½ cup fresh cilantro, coarsely chopped
8 large green olives
¾ cup onion, chopped
Olive oil
Garlic powder
Meat seasoning rub (optional)
Sour cream (optional)
Fresh Salsa (optional)

>> No.14258062

I prefer peanut butter

>> No.14258071

>>14257343
I made some chicken caeser wraps for dinner tonight, had some leftover chicken and a hot pan from warming the tortillas made a nice chicken quesadilla.
>get inside of tortilla nice and warm
>add cheese, chicken and hot sauce
>fold over
>get some good color
>flip for other side
>???
>enjoy
Was delicious, just regular oven backed chicken breast, would have been good with a sauce of sour cream/crema, lime and chile but didn't feel like going crazy.

>> No.14258348

>>14258071
>nice and warm
jesus cant you fucking animals cook a tortilla?

>> No.14258384

>>14258348
lol pendeja

>> No.14258715

>microwave, nice and cold
>tortilla, in

>> No.14258858
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14258858

That's how they make it, don't they?

>> No.14258862

>>14257343
needs a few dashes of hot sauce, some kind of meat and some scallions imo

>> No.14258877

chef mike is on leave tonight

>> No.14258893

>>14257978
Chef, If I microwave the stack for 30 seconds I can fry them in the pan without them dropping cheese in the pan.
Seriously, anyone who doesnt pan fry their cheese tortillas is a fucking niggot

>> No.14258931

This will sound weird, but I really like nuking my quesadillas until they're tough and chewy. Normally takes like three minutes.

>> No.14259392

>>14257343
>put shredded cheese in cup
>eat

>> No.14259439

>>14258893
youd better be talking corn tortillas or i will rip your throat out

>> No.14259464
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>CHEESE
>TORTILLA
>MICROWAVE
>30 SECONDS

>> No.14260009
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>PUT
PUT
>CHEESE
CHEESE
>ON
ON
>TORTILLA
TORTILLA
>MICROWAVE
MICROWAVE
>FOR
FOR
>30
30
>SECONDS
SECONDS

>> No.14260033

>>14257347
WALA

>> No.14261023
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>>14257347
W A L A
A
L
A

>> No.14261032

>>14257668
WYPIPO LMAO AMIRITE.

>> No.14261516
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>putta da cheese onna tortilla
>microwavo fora thirty secondsa

>> No.14261607
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>CHEESE
>TORTILLA
>MICROWAVE
>30

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>>14257343
>PUT MICROWAVE ON CHEESE
>30 SECONDS FOR TORTILLA

>> No.14261633
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14261633

>microwave
U F0KIN W0T M8?!?!!!!1

>> No.14261655
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14261655

Ahh, yes waiter... I’ll be ordering off-menu tonight. Tell Pierre I’d like him to put cheese on a tortilla and microwave it for 30 seconds. Thank you.

>> No.14261684
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>welcome to mcdonals whudya like to put cheese on a tortilla microwave for 30 seconds?
>thank you please pull forward

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>>14261655
I'm sorry, but is microwave on a tortilla and cheese for 30 seconds okay?

>> No.14261743
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>>14261689
NO, ITS NOT “OKAY”, OKAY?!
PUT CHEESE ON TORTILLA
MICROWAVE FOR 30 SECONDS
and tell your manager I’d like to speak with him.

>> No.14262861
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>>14261023
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPP

>> No.14263094
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14263094

>this thread
please go back from where you came from

>> No.14263117
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>>14263094
HOL ON A SEC THERE BUD
WHAT U TRYNA SAY

>> No.14263191
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14263191

Cheesy tortilla
Ingredients:Cheddar cheese,White flour tortilla
Directions
Step one:Put cheese on tortilla
Step two:microwave for 30 seconds and enjoy

>> No.14263265
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>>14263191
BEAUTIFUL
thank u

>> No.14263303

>>14257343
>>14257349
>>14257352
>>14257359
>>14257365
>>14257376
>>14257481
>>14257488
>>14257550
>>14257646
>>14257753
>>14257870
>>14257877
>>14257883
>>14257893
>>14257902
>>14257918
>>14257926
>>14257930
>>14257972
>>14257979
>>14258000
checkd
>>14259464
>>14260009
>>14261607
>>14261622
>>14261684
>chez
>tort
>nuke

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>>14261689

>> No.14263678

>>14263191
amerimutt here. Mexican grandma did this for us picky ass grandkids. She'd do Colby and flip it on a gas burner. When she had too much on the stove she'd mic 'em. Still eat these all the time.

>> No.14263696

>>14263678
despite how obnoxious as this memeing faggot is, the microwaved cheesy tortilla is admittedly pretty tough to beat from a comfort/convenience standpoint

>> No.14263881

>>14263696
FUCK the FUCK OFF

BASED ABUELITA GAS OVEN COOKING THE FUCKING TORTILLA

LAZY NOT MY FUCKING ABUELITA USING THE MICROWAVE

>> No.14263901

Cheeser. In microwave. Nice and hot. (30 secong)

>> No.14263908

>>14257343
coincidentally I have been eating quesadillas at least twice a week for the last several months.

My filling is typically a mix of pepper jack, cilantro, and diced jalapenos.

>> No.14263992

>>14257390
what is this

>> No.14264027

kills everyone in this thread

>> No.14264041

>>14257347

Cry yourself to sleep

>> No.14264206

>>14263908
i mean
depending on how you COOK YOUR TORTILLAS
this sounds pretty dope

>> No.14264236

>>14257343

>Microwaving flour instead of corn

fucking tard

>> No.14264474

>>14264236
>microwaving corn tortillas instead of lightly frying them

asshat

>> No.14264515

>>14264474

CORN TORTILLA
KRAFT AMERICAN SINGLE
MICROWAVE 20 SECONDS

>> No.14264541

>>14264515
im cheese product neutral but get that goddamn TORTILLA OUT THAT GODDAMN MICROWAVE

>> No.14264548

Tillamook will do

>> No.14264641

next time we do this can we start with that dude who tucks say "IT PUTS THE CHEESE . . ."
like that movie?

>> No.14264747

M I C R O W A V E
I
C
R
O
W
A
V
E

>> No.14264782

>PUT MILK SOLIDS ONTO CORN BASED DOUGH SHEET
>APPLY RADIATION FOR 300 DECISECONDS

>> No.14264818

>>14264782
yes overlord

>> No.14264838

i dont like reddit

>> No.14265027
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>>14257343
cheese on a tortilla?

>> No.14265180

>>14257343
This but 3 cheese blend, none of that American imitation cheese product bullshit.

>> No.14265209

>>14257343
i literally did this earlier because there was nothing good to eat.

also mixed some sour cream with hotsauce to create a dipping sauce

>> No.14265280

dude, why are there so many weird threads as of lately. am i going into psychosis?

>> No.14265298

>>14265280
>as of lately
>as of late
>as of LY
>LY
LY
CUNT

>> No.14265393

>>14265280
could be a discord raid, other boards have this issue at times. just weird to see something like that on /ck/

>> No.14265749
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>TUNA CAN
>CELERY
>SOME MAYO
>MIX

>> No.14265800

Anons what's your favorite nacho cheese? I usually go with sharp cheddar but thinking of doing a split of pepperjack and cheddar next time

>> No.14266209

>>14263992
the wrong neighborhood

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>SECONDS
>30
>FOR
>MICROWAVE
>TORTILLA
>ON
>CHEESE
>PUT

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14267546

>>14257343
Don't forget the taco bell sauce packets you jacked the last time you were there 3 years ago

>> No.14267574

>>14267546

Where's the diablo? WHERE?

>> No.14267604

sometimes when I'm really drunk I just make toast, put shredded cheese on it after buttering and microwave it

>> No.14267715

>>14257343
H-hey this sounds really good!

>> No.14267730

>>14258862
>put fucking cheese on tortilla
>microwave for 30 seconds

>> No.14268367

please respond

>> No.14269069

nu-/ck/ fucking sucks

>> No.14269257

>cheese on tortilla
I actually wrote part of my shitty college application essay about this.
Imagine my shock finding out I got accepted

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>>14269069
>shit posting
>nu-/ck/
is this your first time here there ya faggot ?

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>PUT
>CHEESE
>ON
>TORTILLA
>MICROWAVE
>30
>SECONDS

>> No.14271310
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14271310

>CHEESE
>PUT
>TORTILLA
>30
>MICROWAVE
>SECONDS
>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK

>> No.14271519

>>14258059
thx but I will stick to OPs recipe. Seems to be more authentic.

>> No.14271849

>PREHEAT MICROWAVE
>CHEESE UP TORTILLA
>BLAST
>0.50000 MINUTES
>CONSOOOOOOOME

>> No.14272031
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14272031

Wait what are the temperature settings on the microwave? I already put cheese on tortilla

>> No.14272085

>>14272031
THIRTY SECONDS

>> No.14272119

>>14257343

I USED TWO CHEESE

TWO

CAN THIS BE SALVAGED

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>>14272085
Yeah but what temperature
Fuck bros, I don't think I'm gonna make it the cheese is falling out of the thing

>> No.14272468

>>14272124
>30 FUCKING SECONDS

>> No.14272567

>>14258862
haha, exactly what I do.
No microwave though, toaster oven is a pro move

>> No.14273646

>>14272567
>didn't follow recipe
Did he died?

>> No.14273738

>>14257870
>>14257877
>>14257883
>>14257893
>>14257902
WE DID IT, REDDIT!!!

>> No.14273744

>>14257343
Looks like a big microwaved sloppa shit.

>> No.14275155

>>14257343
I have never been this triggered by a single /ck/ post in my entire fucking life.

>> No.14275171

>>14257343
my brother is an alco and he lives off microwaved cheese and tortillas, he will die soon.

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>>14275171
>yfw he lives longer than u

>> No.14275259

>>14257651
It's not that funny, your question should be
>Why am I laughing so much?

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>>14257668
>hah! hurr whyyy peepul durrrr

>> No.14275695

>>14257343
so gooey so soft

>> No.14277100

>>14263992
oldfag thread where a guy accidentally hit and killed a deer and took it home in his truck, and we walked him through how to butcher it in his bathtub

I remember he ended up cooking it in a crock pot with onions and juniper and a wine sauce

>> No.14278414
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DON'T PUT CHEESE ON TORTILLA MICROWAVE FOR 30 SECONDS
IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS

>> No.14279126

>>14265027
ok now what