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What does /ck/ think about watermelon
>Ibf nigger fruit

>> No.14252696

dont like the consistency that much but nicely refreshing. why do you ask anyway?

>> No.14252715

>>14252651
Nothing like cutting into a juicy 'ter 'elon during a hot summer 'cue

>> No.14252748

>>14252715
shut the fuck up

>> No.14252762

i got one in the fridge faggot its already been cut in half what are u gonna fuckn do

>> No.14252868

>>14252762
You gonna share?

>> No.14252999

Only at its best when lightly salted

>> No.14253006

>>14252651
i could eat watermelon every day.

>> No.14253173

>>14252651
It's a solid, high tier fruit. Good taste, good crunch, good hydration. The only major flaw is TPTB killed off its normal form for the inferior tiny-white-seed model.

>>14252999
t. salt addict

>> No.14253176

Fucks my stomach up every time for whatever reason. Wish it didn’t because I love it.

>> No.14253180

>>14252651
nigger fruit

>> No.14253189

I find it disappointing

>> No.14253205

>>14252748
make me you toilet barnacle

>> No.14253217

3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/:
a. Troll posts
b. Racism

>> No.14253387

It's one of my least favorite fruits, only above cantaloupe and honeydew. And I love fruit. I don't get why niggers like it so much, maybe because it's big and cheap so they can cut one open and feed all the chilluns

>> No.14253429

>>14253387
It’s not that cheap though? How much do you pay for it? It’s about 2€ per kg(=1$ a pound) over here.
To me it tastes pretty good, I love a chilled crisp watermelon on a hot summer day.

>> No.14253443

>>14253387
I’m black and a lot of my family members don’t care for it. Why do pol faggots have to bring race into everything? Hate you bastards so much.

>> No.14253470

>>14252748
He's right, you know that?

>> No.14253510

>>14253217
Jesus christ get a load of this fucking cuck.

>> No.14253630
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>>14253217
>He's a rulefag
Ok porchmonkey pavement ape nigger chimp. Go burn down a city and get (rightfully) shot by the cops lol.

>> No.14253642

>>14252651
Seeds are bad in any context Get stuck in your guts and cause some serious medical problems not too infrequently.

>> No.14253648

>>14253642
Yeah plus if you drink water after swallowing whole seeds a watermelon will grow in your stomach and kill you

>> No.14253651

>>14252651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc

>> No.14253652

>>14252999
Based watermelon salter And nice trips

>> No.14253655

>>14252651
It's good only during specific months when it's fully ripe (when the flesh is borderline crystallised and falls apart), and in that state it's one of the greatest joys in the world. Before it reaches that consistency it's just okay.

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>>14253648
Nah, this is a legitimate problem. Also the front line treatment for it is Coca-Cola.
http://m.digitaljournal.com/article/340763
>Gastric Phytobezoar is a blockage of the digestive passage with vegetable matter that may lead to bowel obstruction and can result from eating high fiber fruits that fail to digest properly. Essentially, a gastric bezoar is a mass of undigested matter, especially vegetable matter, hair (trichobezoar) or other difficult to digest material in the gastrointestinal tract. The material build-up over time in the system may be diagnosed by endoscopy or x-ray.
>Doctors give an example of the common case in Asia where eating persimmons tend to form gastric blockages due to high fiber content.
>Coca-Cola has a success rate of more than 91.3 percent for treating gastric bezoars. According to the study and others, the effectiveness of Coca-Cola for treating gastric bezoars is due to its high acid content which works in a manner similar to gastric acids and helps to digest gastric fiber. Coca-Cola contains carbonic and phosphoric acids, as well as bubbles which help in digesting and dissolving gastrointestinal masses that are otherwise difficult to digest.

>> No.14253663

>>14253642
^This. People who serve food with seeds, or even worse, add seeds as a decoration to perfectly fine non-seed filled food deserve to have both hands surgically amputated.

>> No.14253667

I like cutting a 2cm wide hole in it and then fucking it

>> No.14253672

>>14253667
I wouldn't even feel it.
Would be a fun challenge to take a watermelon anally though

>> No.14253680

refreshing

>> No.14253709

>>14253630
>muh rulefag
Fuck me: this whole site isn’t /b/. The rules exist to enforce containment boards.