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>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>> No.14242406

>>14242381
basado

>> No.14242428

Is the whole anti-IPA sentiment here because you people resent others having friends to go to bars with?

Fo to a hipster bar, try a weird beer that tastes like lavander, talk up a cutie with an ironic tshirt. Live your lives, don't obsess about cultivating an image that only people on 4chan will see (and won't care)

>> No.14242433
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>>14242428
IPA's contain estrogen and beer consumption makes you fat

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>>14242381
>First time visiting /ck/
>Not disappointed

Thank you anon

>> No.14242444

>>14242428
lmao this soygoy cope

>> No.14242492

>>14242428
Don't tell me what to do, idiot

>> No.14242504

>>14242428
fuckin white people lmao

>>14242492
NOOO YOU'RE LONELY GET SOME ESTRO TITS AND GO TO A HIPSTER BARARINO

>> No.14242506

>>14242428
this

OP reeks of bitterness. Sure you can make fun of all that if you want and stew in your negativity. But what's that gonna get you really, besides some GBP from incel anons on a chinese basket weaving site.

>> No.14242523
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>>14242506
>poster count doesn't go up

lmao imagine responding to your own reply because everyone else was dunking on you

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>>14242381
What do euros cook to prepare for protesting?

>> No.14242542

>>14242523
>caring this much
shut the fuck up nerd

>> No.14242550

>>14242438
Go back where you came from

>> No.14242555

>>14242523
You're a try hard faggot lol

>> No.14242557

>>14242381
get your shitty /pol/ take out of here you fucking nigger

>> No.14242571

You are all so bitter lol. Guess what? I drink IPA's at least once a week and I am a close personal friend of at least 9 gay sex offenders. The only music I listen to is made by Negroes who flunked out of 2nd grade. Stay mad, Nazis.

>> No.14242578

>>14242381
I love this pasta more than my own mother.

>> No.14242581

>>14242571
Every normalfag drinks IPAs. I live in buttfuck, flyoverland and it's nearly as commonly drank as bud. Hipsters drink shit like birthday cake and strawberry infused stouts brewed in some guy's studio apartment not IPAs.

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>Every normalfag drinks IPAs

>> No.14242597

>>14242593
I used to work in a liquor store, moron. I know how often it sold and who bought them.

>> No.14242604

>>14242578
Hey so does that mean she's available

>> No.14242608

>>14242604
If you have the cash.

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>>14242542
>>14242555
I'm not the one bumping my own posts lmao

go back to the CHAZ tranny

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>I used to work in a liquor store, moron. I know how often it sold and who bought them.

>> No.14242616

>>14242610
What in the fuck is CHAZ?

>> No.14242626

>>14242615
Factory workers bought them. Hipsters bought shit that was more obscure.

>> No.14242631
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>>14242616
tranny uprising in murrica that got hijacked by a black warlord

>> No.14242632

>>14242615
There's a guy who works at my local Walgreen's who looks just like this guy. Exactly like him. Same glasses frames too. But Walgreen's guy is a total White Nationalist. Wtf?

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>Factory workers bought them. Hipsters bought shit that was more obscure.

>> No.14242654

>>14242640
How much time did you spend on accruing a soyface folder? Keep posting more.

>> No.14242679

>>14242428
I think its just because dudes with beers rage about IPA, those dudes are faggots imho but leave the beer out of it.

>> No.14242690

>>14242679
Not him, but all of the beardos that I used to serve bought shit like birthday cake flavored X brewed by tiny local microbreweries and most of them were darker beers. IPAs haven't really been a thing with hipsters since the late 2000s.

>> No.14242819

>>14242631
Did you hear that they're planning on using human manure for fertilizer?

>> No.14242823

>>14242433
dude just exercise lmao, oh wait you don’t leave the basement

>> No.14242886

>>14242819
We already do that nationally dude

>> No.14243094

You'd all kill for this life and you know it

>> No.14243097

>>14243094
Aren't people fleeing cities in droves now?

>> No.14243208

>>14242886
Yeah, and in that case you also heat it up and process it industrially to kill human diseases which can be transmitted if you, oh I don't know, eat and live in human shit perhaps?

>> No.14243210

>>14242381
I'd unironically enjoy this minus:

Studio

Snipped

Married