/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14234967]

Just got brekkie delivered to work. Fooken lush.

[Anonymous No.14234969]

>>14234967
what kind of absolute bellend uses the word lush

[Anonymous No.14234982]

>>14234969
The same bellend that takes pictures to post on the internet instead of getting stuck in.

[Anonymous No.14234986]

>>14234969
what kind of absolute cockwobble uses the word bellend

[Anonymous No.14234988]

>>14234967
Insert butter knife in neck. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.14234997]

>>14234967
looks fukkin good mate

[Anonymous No.14235003]

Top nosh mate, nice one.

[Anonymous No.14235013]

>>14234986
what kind of absolute churlish ninny uses the word cockwobble?

[Anonymous No.14235025]

looks like trash

[Anonymous No.14235027]

>>14234967
Do europeans really?

[Anonymous No.14235031]

>>14235027
yes

[Anonymous No.14235033]

>>14235027
>>14235031
>European
>UK
No.
Back to geography class with you trollop.

[Anonymous No.14235034]

>>14235027
The UK is America's even more insane grandpa.

[Anonymous No.14235048]

>>14235033
huh?

[Anonymous No.14235056]

>>14235048
Dont huh me you whippersnapper.
The first post quoting the OP is a full english, famous in the UK
The second post confirmed that yes Europeans do really although the UK is not part of Europe anymore.
Lines outside fast food establishments is not the topic at hand.

So pipe down and put a sock in it

[Anonymous No.14235064]

>>14234967
Nice """""bacon"""""" you got there

[Anonymous No.14235069]

>>14235064

the British bacon cut is objectively better than the scraps served elsewhere

[Anonymous No.14235071]

>>14235056
pardon?

[Anonymous No.14235109]

>>14235069
American's just enjoy eating strips of fat. Their bacon contains the bare minimum meat to trick themselves into thinking that they're eating otherwise.

[Anonymous No.14235111]

>>14234967
Clean your damn cutlery man, my god - that knife handle is greasy as fook, almost defeats the purpose

[Anonymous No.14235151]

>>14235109

I'm American and I hate eating the fatty parts of bacon.

I just like the thin cut. Canadian and British bacon is too thick for my tastes.

[Anonymous No.14235155]

>>14234967

Looks like something I would eat in the rain before I go on guard duty for the queen.

[Anonymous No.14235171]

>>14235151
That's completely fair. I like a good bite to it.

[Anonymous No.14235783]

beans ruin it

[Anonymous No.14235807]

>>14234986
It's cockwomble, you fucking larping twat.

[Anonymous No.14235894]

>>14235069
Leaf master race here, enjoying both strip bacon and back bacon. Not really sure what those "Canadian bacon" disks are though; we don't have those in Canada.

[Anonymous No.14235927]

>>14235894
basically thick cut ham with less moisture content
it's good

[Anonymous No.14235968]

>>14235056
>Europe and the EU are the same thing
you know the UK is not the only European nation that is not a apart of the EU

[Anonymous No.14235977]

>>14235968
>"Union"
Don't be fucking daft, the EU and Europe are literally the same thing i.e. Germany's bitches.

Next you'll be saying America is not a country

[Anonymous No.14236008]

>>14235977
This. The EU is basically France and Germany up to their same old, same old expansionist tricks, but just rebranded in cute little blue and gold stars. Fuck 'em.

[Anonymous No.14236013]

>>14234969
Northerners. Still very common in Lancashire. I mean, if you knew anything about what you think you think you know that you're talking about, you'd have known the 'fooken'' part was a dead giveaway on this, anyway. Alas, however.

[Anonymous No.14236892]

>>14234967

[Anonymous No.14237047]

>>14236892


Virgin

[Anonymous No.14237302]

>>14235069
brit bacon is fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.14237320]

>>14237302
>brits are fucking garbage
ftfy

[Anonymous No.14237355]

>>14234967
Stop perpetuating the myth of non toxic white culture. There is nothing redeemable about us.

[Anonymous No.14237366]

>>14235013
What kind of absolute cock snogger uses the word churlish ninny?

[Anonymous No.14237473]

>>14235033
dude you arent some minority group. nobody fucking cares. they could have called you white devils and no one would give a shit. fuck you

[Anonymous No.14237605]

>>14235977
America is not a country, it is a giant ranch between Canada and Mexico where Israel grows soldiers to fight wars for them.

[Anonymous No.14237615]

>>14237605
What wars? Are we invading Iran right now?

[Anonymous No.14237640]

Looks absolutely vile

[Anonymous No.14237677]

>>14237640
Better than synthetic yank hormone meat slop

[Anonymous No.14237687]

>>14234967
>brekkie
you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.14237714]

>>14237677
rent free

[Anonymous No.14237721]

>>14235927
That shit is reconstituted meat. Canadian bacon is pork loin that is cured and smoked.

[Anonymous No.14237752]

And for me suppa I'm avin am sandwich

[Anonymous No.14237938]

>>14234967
> hash brown and not bubble
> black pudding (Irish shit; not English)
> beans ok but you could probably have had the option for chips
> absolutely pathetic quantity and quality rashers
> terrible, cheap, scraggly microwavable 'bangers'
> tinned fucking, cold mushrooms
> eggs covered in cum and snot
> no fucking tomato
> no fucking fried bread
> no fucking toast
> no fucking cuppa
1/10. Obvious motorway service station shit.

You should be embarrassed posting that.

[Anonymous No.14238126]

>>14237355
kys heeb

[Anonymous No.14238750]

>>14235056
>the UK is not part of Europe anymore
Yeah we used a gigantic crane to pick the country up and move it somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.14238772]

>>14237714
>can't help himself and has to post in the millionth full English shitpost thread
Hopelessly obsessed.

[Anonymous No.14239079]

>>14235069
>British bacon
>canadian bacon

jesus lad thats not bacon in my mind. pork belly master race here. around here we use the loin only for cutlets or whole roasts

[Anonymous No.14239214]

>>14237938

>not liking black pudding, a core element

Opinion binned

[Anonymous No.14239228]

>>14236013
I always associated it with Bristol/west country rather than norf

[Anonymous No.14239307]

>>14234967
You must be drunk to eat that vomit on plate "lush"

[Anonymous No.14239312]

>>14235151
Just by mrs. Wright's thick-cut I look for the meaty packages. unlike hillshire farms or bar s they don't mind if you can see the product.

[Anonymous No.14239329]

>>14236013
Red rose best rose

[Anonymous No.14239723]

>>14235033
Son, you should be the one to take geography lessons: Europe =/= Europen Union.

[Anonymous No.14239794]

>>14234967
>brekkie
faggot

>>14237938
this. also:
>no seasoning on eggs, probably not even salt
>entire meal is reflecting all the light in the room, drenched in water/fat/whatever the hell that is
>visible line of fat on the sauce, probably canned, along with the mushrooms, grown in bacteria-infested soil somewhere in China
verdict: absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14239836]

>>14237721
you're lecturing an actual canadian, why don't you take a fucking step back?
especially when "Canadian bacon" isn't even a thing in Canada, and when I wasn't even saying it's actual "Canadian bacon"

[Anonymous No.14239845]

>>14239794
>mistakes condensation for fat
you're really fucking dumb aren't you
i don't particularly like England either but lmao misrepresenting your opponent is fucking pathetic
there's plenty of factual things to make fun of, why not just do that, faggot?

[Anonymous No.14240221]

>>14239214
Black pudding is not English, dumbarse. It was introduced into the fryup via Irish migrants in places like Bury (where it IS traditional). It's purpose now is largely as a lazy plate-filler for shit-tier motorway service station fryups like OP's (same as the hash browns), but you won't find it as obligatory in a London caff fryup (the OG home of them), nor in most Northern caffs that aren't in fucking Lancashire. You find it used in all sorts of Irish 'food' too, but there isn't a single traditional English food that uses it, either.

100% Irish shit. No place in an Englishman's breakfast at all.

[Anonymous No.14240233]

>>14240221
Why are bongs so tribal?

[Anonymous No.14240235]

>>14234967
Foreigners are so vile

[Anonymous No.14240624]

>>14240221
Where do you stand on white pudding?

[Anonymous No.14240755]

>>14234967
Is this why Britian has an obesity epidemic? I can't imagine this is healthy at all for you.

[Anonymous No.14241028]

>>14240221

>Black pudding is not English

This just isn't true though. Blood sausage with oats has been a thing in every corner of the British Isles longer than England being one Kingdom.

Weird hill to die on

[Anonymous No.14241050]

>>14241028
It really hasn't. Care to cite me an actual recipe used now? And no, relying on some text from 400 years ago is not a source, either.

Good job on ignoring my pointing out that it's come into our fryup via Irish migrants (hence why it IS part of a Bury fryup), by the way. I see you really know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.14241059]

>>14240624
100% Irish. They both are. In fact, you will always tell an Irish 'fryup' because it'll include both. They also have beef, not pork, sausages. Another reason why black pudding is not traditional. If it were, then you'd see the white included, too.

[Anonymous No.14241066]

larp'ing as a lad

not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.14241081]

>>14234969
>what kind of absolute bellend uses the word lush
>>14236013
>Northerners. Still very common in Lancashire.


You havent got a fucking clue.

Bristol you fucking cretin.

Gurt lush.

ffs prick.

[Anonymous No.14241089]

>>14239228


Thank god one of you is not retarded.
Leave this site Anon, whilst you still can.
There is a life for you out there, good luck!

[Anonymous No.14241092]

id love to ave me a fookin go at that brekkie m8

[Anonymous No.14241105]

>>14234967
ain't that too much meat?

[Anonymous No.14241130]

>>14241050

Care to cite anything to the contrary? You're the one with a thumb up your arse about black pudding.

Only benders and women don't like it, I'm guessing you're the prior

[Anonymous No.14241134]

>>14241081
Yeah, yeah. Your samefag is showing, silly southern cunt. 'Fookin' lush' is as Manc as it gets. Seethe more.

[Anonymous No.14241143]

>>14241050

https://englishbreakfastsociety.com/black-pudding.html

Black Puddings Matter

[Anonymous No.14241144]

>>14241130
You're the one who made the claim it's been traditional here for 'years' or whatever. Burden's on you.

Save your personal insults, too, cocknugget. Either provide your sources or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.14241147]

>>14241081
>>14241089

I can confirm Lush is a thing in Lancashire, honestly

[Anonymous No.14241151]

Going out for breakfast is so fucking comfy.

[Anonymous No.14241152]

>>14241143
> traditional to certain areas
> Lancashire
That actually supports what I've said, idiot. Try again.

[Anonymous No.14241177]

>>14241144
>>14241143
>>14241152

>literally says about middle age Kings and Isaac Newton having opinions on black pudding with breakfast
>hurr it's not traditional somehow

Even if 1000 years ago it was purely Irish (it wasn't), you've got to be the biggest virgin going to develop some kind of complex about black pudding not being a traditional part of breakfast now.

[Anonymous No.14241201]

>>14241151
that sausage looks sad and lonely. needs more. id eat/10 though

[Anonymous No.14241264]

>>14241177
Mate, you can screech and whine all you like but you made a claim that black pudding is somehow an English 'tradition'. You have failed to back up that claim while you writhe about with all your idiotic strawmans and other amateur shit, so save it.

Black pudding is not English. Bar the odd manufacturer in Lancashire (where it was brought by Irish scum as I said), all producers are in Ireland with one or two in Scotland.

If it were so fucking 'traditional' to England, then a) there'd be other recipes that include it (and there are not - which you have effectively admitted to), and b) we'd be producing it all over (and we don't).

Now cry some more bitter tears at me, you inept fucking tool.

[Anonymous No.14241274]

>>14234967
>eating food at work

[Anonymous No.14241278]

>>14234967
Blood is bad and for Euros. >:(

[Anonymous No.14241356]

>>14241201
Yeah, a bit less egg and a second sausage would be nice.

[Anonymous No.14241414]

>>14234967
Those hockey pucks have blood in them don't they? What's with Euros and eating blood?

[Anonymous No.14241486]

>>14241414
I don't think it's about the blood, it's about the spices.
But if you've got blood you might as well use it, right?

[Anonymous No.14241574]

>>14241264
>>14241144
>>14240221

No words lol

[Anonymous No.14241612]

>>14234986
what kind of geezer uses the word "cockgobble"?

[Anonymous No.14241633]

>>14239079
no one in canada calls it Canadian bacon. Its peameal bacon

[Anonymous No.14241691]

>>14241147


I believe you, iv imagined Rowetta (Happy Mondays) saying it, and it works so can confirm it as fact.

[Anonymous No.14241717]

Why do Bri'ishers eat blood sausage?

[Anonymous No.14241784]

>>14241717
Same reason any "national delicacy" exists. It comes from a time when people were starving and needed to use every bit of the animal and people have convinced themselves over the generations that it's good. This is rarely the case.

[Anonymous No.14241881]

>>14241717

Basically all of Europe eats some kind of blood sausage. Blutwurst is amazing

[Anonymous No.14242222]

>>14241356
nice, except these scary guys died for your breakfast

[Anonymous No.14242340]

>>14234967
My favourite foods to eat in London are being violently assaulted by Muslims then having the police ignore it because I am white.

[Anonymous No.14242458]

>>14234967
>beans for breakfast

We should have let the Krauts flatten England

[Anonymous No.14242466]

>>14235031
>people falling for Corona horse shit

[Anonymous No.14242500]

>>14242466
>UK
>people
jokes on you asshole

[Anonymous No.14242514]

>>14242458
So african semen could be the main breakfast of all Europe?

[Anonymous No.14243604]

>>14237938

If black pudding is Irish then they perfected the English breakfast. Imagine wanting chips on a full English as well.

[Anonymous No.14243629]

oh boy time to larp as an english man hooray

[Anonymous No.14244208]

>>14234969
The same kind that would use the word bellend

[Anonymous No.14244226]

>>14244208

Bellend is a very normal word, it's the Harry Potter teaboo stuff like cockwomble which is shite

[Anonymous No.14244240]

>>14235033

[Anonymous No.14244272]

>>14235111
What are you even trying to say here. Obviously it's just gonna get greasy again.

[Anonymous No.14244278]

>>14237605
I might have pizza tonight

[Anonymous No.14244290]

>>14240755
>Is this why Britian has an obesity epidemic?
Yes, but we'll continue to scream about Americans because that way we don't acknowledge our own problems.

[farmer chad No.14244349]

>>14234967
the fucking heinz beens you bongs eat are fucking gross. cant complain about anything else on that plate but fucking northern white beans in ketchup are just fucked in my book

[Anonymous No.14244377]

>>14235069
Will agree to this

[Anonymous No.14244452]

>>14244278
Can I have some?

[Anonymous No.14244489]

>>14235033
The U.K. is part of the continent of Europe. Source: my Masters degree in Geography.

[Anonymous No.14244504]

>>14244489
> muh geography degree
> incapable of making a distinction between a continental land mass and an island
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent#Definitions_and_application
By convention, "continents are understood to be large, continuous, discrete masses of land, ideally separated by expanses of water."

Just because you remainer cunts have arbitrarily decided to lump the UK into Europe doesn't make it so. Following your retarded 'logic' (and fake 'degree'), Japan is part of China.

[Anonymous No.14246526]

This thread won't die on my watch.

[Anonymous No.14246536]

>>14234967
Do you have a license for that knife?

[Anonymous No.14246538]

>>14234986
no actual brit uses cuckwomble unless they r a reddit cuck mate