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How many of these can you pound in one sitting? I'm gonna slam down a 30 rack tonight.

>> No.14232932

Why not just drink lemonade and flick your clitoris?

>> No.14232956

>>14232924
why not drink country time pink lemonade + vodka and play with your pussy?

>> No.14232972

Also I work my local gloryhols like my life depends on it every Tuesday and Friday, don't know if that matters.

>> No.14232974

>>14232924
Why not just finger your vagina?

>> No.14232976

I had the worst hangover of my life after drinking a pack of these on the beach one day

>> No.14232978

>>14232976
Did you cure it by finger blasting your stinky vag?

>> No.14232996

>>14232924
that flavor is fucking gay. But when it comes to light beer, I'm good for about 15 in a night. Any more than that and it isn't enjoyable. I can do it, but I don't really enjoy it after 15.

>> No.14233000

I did the 6 pint 6 pack 3-4 times before the sugar wore me out. Had some good memories drinking this absolute shite, but it's not a binge drink. The sweetness will send you to Hell when you go to bed. The nightmares you will have as the alcohol wears off will take you to the fucking cathedral the next day.

>> No.14233006

>>14232924
They're too sweet for me to knock back more than a few, better than regular Natty Light though

>> No.14233014
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14233014

>>14232924
I believe in you.

>> No.14233026

>>14233006
Sugar makes anything go down easy.
Steel 211 and Mike's Harder Lemonade are only 1% ABV in difference, but the experience is night and day.

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14233259

>>14232924

haha based
love how much this makes /ck/ seethe

>> No.14233262

>>14232932
fpbp

>> No.14233271
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14233271

Fifth one of the night, started about an hour ago. I think my tolerance is too high now.

>> No.14233279

>>14232924
PROGRESS REPORT!

>> No.14233284

why is this legal?
If I could I'd ban it.

>> No.14233298

>>14232924
The real question is what constitutes "one sitting"?
That beer is 4.2% alcohol per beer.
Now, I am a al/ck/ connoisseur, so my daily intake for a fun time is about 28 5% beers in 24 hours with one nap if I don't have any caffeine beforehand.
I am assuming like all cheap flavored beers with flavoring, it is classic natty light with flavoring and a bit of sugar. Great.
Here is how I will approach your question.
Drink 1 beer every 20 minutes to prevent bloating and sickness.
Eat food that is good for the stomach lining, but not as filling as that will just cause my stomach to bloat
Drink a cup of coffee at the six hour mark to ensure I do not pass out and continue my "sitting".
So in total probably 60 cans If I have both saturday and sunday off as I get depressed the most during those days as I have no GF and my apartment doesn't allow pets and I am 2 years old, so it is just myself and beer and time.

>> No.14233304

>>14233298
*29 years old*
Fuck

>> No.14233306

>>14233279
I'm 11 down now
This shit is weak

>> No.14233317

>>14233306
man up pussy. Don't quit it and clit it, just yet.

>> No.14233470

>>14233317
I'm going
18 down
Feeling a buzz

>> No.14233509

>>14233470
good man. I am proud of you.

>> No.14233558

I CAN'T STOP FARTING

>> No.14233590

23 down, I. Pretty sick of this shit

>> No.14233690

27
Wof

>> No.14233743

>>14233470
>>14233590
>>14233690
Empty cans pic for proof?

>> No.14233821

30 down, feeling it now, ain't bad but ll probably hurt in the AM

>>14233743
My wife threw my chair trash our in the garage

>> No.14233828

Are those any good? I like the aesthetic and the name is clever af. Can looks refreshing too. I like natural lite will I like these?

>> No.14233839

>>14233828
YES slam them ASAP, 12 pack at a minimum

>> No.14234786

Ugh. Woke up just now with the worst dry mouth you ever heard of. Head feeling decent but might as well have a couple ibuprofen. Allow in all these babies are okay but I'd rather have regular beer. Unfortunately that 30 rack gave me nearly 4000 calories.

>> No.14235372

>>14232924
I’m a major alcoholic, but i wouldnt drink more than 3 of these at a time. Too sugary
Its basically not beer

>> No.14235393

>>14232924
Every liquor store in my town stocked up on these and none of them sold a single one, now they are all on sale. 30 pack for $10, so I bought about 50 cases. Keeping them in the garage and selling them to neighborhood teens at $1 a can. I'll be about $1000 ahead if their parents don't catch on, and they are selling like hot cakes.

>> No.14235424

>>14232924
A 30 pack of 12oz cans at 4.5% is 16.2oz of pure alcohol. That's the equivalent of a fifth of 60% liquor.

30 12oz cans is 360oz or 2.8 gallons. If you drink that much of any liquid in one sitting you will rupture your stomach and die. If you drank that over the course of a day, you will still die from water poisoning.

Buy a bottle of cheap vodka for half the price and dump a coolaid packet in it. You'll still be a fat fuck diabetic, but at least you won't die for another 10-20 years.

>> No.14235457

>>14233304
It was the most accurate Freudian slip of all time kid crying about how you have no gf/pet or hobbies/interests/goals so you drink 28 shitty beers a day in between nap time/pissing/shitting. Replace the booze with apple juice and you're unironically 2 years old.

>> No.14235470

>>14235424
It's obviously not impossible since I did it last night in about four hours. Yes I am a fat fuck.
>water poisoning
(You)

>> No.14235484

>>14235424
>30 12oz cans is 360oz or 2.8 gallons. If you drink that much of any liquid in one sitting you will rupture your stomach and die. If you drank that over the course of a day, you will still die from water poisoning.
I've been drinking three gallons of water per day since my first kidney stone in April of 2017. I go through 21 gallons per week just for myself, not counting what my wife drinks and what I put in the cat fountain. You're talking out of your ass.

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>>14235470
>>14235484
You're going to die from your own ignorance.

>> No.14235501

>>14235470
>>14235484
>Dude I totally did bruh, why would I lie on the internet?

>> No.14235615

>>14235498
>>14235501
If you'd ever had a kidney stone you'd know I'm dead serious about drinking a shitload of water.

>> No.14235795

>>14235615
"Dead" serious is right. Don't go from one extreme to the other. You don't need a fuck ton of water to prevent kidney stone, just stick to a gallon a day, don't drink soda, and watch what you eat.

>> No.14235969

>>14235424
but that's only 1 shot per hour if you start making drinks with brunch and stay up til about 3am partying

our great grandparents could drink that much every day--and often did.

>> No.14235975

>>14235969
Im not saying the alcohol is too much, I calculated and compared it to a similar liquor to show there's a cheaper and less dangerous way of drinking that much alcohol. The amount of liquid total is what's dangerous.

>> No.14235979

>>14235969
Also, OP is talking about pounding it all in one sitting.