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Anonymous Wed Jun 10 20:47:59 2020 No.14227858 [Reply] [Original]

I'm a 29 year old NEET and my parents bought me this cake for my birthday

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 21:01:35 2020 No.14227922 I don't believe you, but happy birthday I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 21:04:58 2020 No.14227938 >>14227858 >reverse image search >nothing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 21:07:45 2020 No.14227957 >>14227858 Death is getting closer would be more accurate. Anyways happy birthday

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 21:08:04 2020 No.14227961 >>14227858 Lucky AF, at least your parents gave up on their expectations for you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:04:59 2020 No.14228262 >>14227858 get your own place then nigger if you have your own then either your parents think theyre really funny or you should probably not be in contact with them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:06:31 2020 No.14228270 >>14227858 >death is closer than ever >29 and close to middle age Accurate cake. At least they aren't lying and romancitizing it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:07:34 2020 No.14228276 >>14227858 I’ll be 29 in 2 days. Nobody will say anything to me Nobody will get me a cake It’s just a normal day. I think the last time my birthday was recognized would probably be back around 2007-08

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:08:11 2020 No.14228280 >>14227858 timestamp. i refuse to believe you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:11:46 2020 No.14228296 >>14227938 Poor Op is telling the truth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:14:48 2020 No.14228311 >>14227858 hehe lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:16:25 2020 No.14228319 >>14227858 Gonna be 28 in a few days, I half wish my family knew me this well, but half hope they never do. Not a NEET though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:36:36 2020 No.14228415 >>14227858 Happy Birthday fag!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:39:38 2020 No.14228425 >>14227858 They're clearly sending you a message to not be a fag and an embarrassment to your family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:06:35 2020 No.14229000 File: 160 KB, 320x240, You're fired.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whoever did the writing did a sloppy job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:23:23 2020 No.14229055 >>14227858 >not even an ice cream cake I guess they really do hate you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:46:43 2020 No.14229118 >>14229000 It's better than what he deserves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:48:56 2020 No.14229124 >>14227858 Your parents seem pretty based.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:49:22 2020 No.14229125 >>14227858 id eat it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 03:02:03 2020 No.14229281 >>14227858 i turned 30 a week ago. it's over

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 03:05:32 2020 No.14229291 >>14227858 Ecological collapse

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 03:06:26 2020 No.14229295 >>14227858 >death is closer man over What does this mean in American?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 04:40:04 2020 No.14229547 >>14228276 Happy Birthday, amigo! :'(

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 04:45:38 2020 No.14229557 >>14229295 It means that foreigners can't read.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 04:49:17 2020 No.14229568 >>14228280 His filename is the standard phone camera format of yyyymmdd_hhmmss, so June 10, 2020, at about 5:37 pm. that's about as close to "this is real" as you're gonna get

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 04:59:12 2020 No.14229597 >>14227858 they want you to make some children already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 05:43:46 2020 No.14229686 >>14227957 No, both those statements both have an equivocal amount of accuracy at 100%.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 05:58:13 2020 No.14229703 >>14228276 I don't even know how old I am

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 06:11:48 2020 No.14229729 >>14227858 Well Happy Birthday Anon. I wish I had ever gotten such a nice cake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 06:30:17 2020 No.14229765 >>14227961 >why isnt my son changing the world already im only here dont be so hard on me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 06:39:19 2020 No.14229779 >>14227858 Don't believe you. Death inches closer every second you exist. You slowly march to the end and you cannot turn back. Time moves forward and so should you. Get on with life mate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 07:26:28 2020 No.14229915 >>14227858 The cake looks really good. Can you pls show us the inside OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 07:31:27 2020 No.14229928 >>14227858 so not even mocking gets to you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 07:32:18 2020 No.14229932 >>14227858 Robot made cake; no gross people have touched that when it was made.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 07:33:38 2020 No.14229939 No they didn't, stop lying. If they did which I don't believe for a second, your parents are based. Now go kill yourself you miserable piece of shit, all of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 07:34:59 2020 No.14229945 >>14229939 Forgot to add this: I would disown a son, not buy him cake, if he was a 29 year old useless piece of trash. Better to be childless than have a NEET kid.

Anonymous Thu Jun 11 08:03:10 2020 No.14230014

>>14229945
>Forgot to add this: I would disown a son, not buy him cake, if he was a 29 year old useless piece of trash. Better to be childless than have a NEET kid.
assuming, most children will never turn out as you expect/wanted them too, shouldnt you just have aborted?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 08:15:03 2020 No.14230043 >>14230014 Yes. It's never too late. Now eat the cake faggot its made special for you :).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 08:20:26 2020 No.14230052 >inside of cake Show it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 13:24:59 2020 No.14231157 >>14227858 Plot twist: they weren't making a commentary on OP's age, they poisoned the cake to put OP out of his misery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 13:26:32 2020 No.14231161 I turn 32 next week. My wife will bake me a cake and hopefully give me a blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 13:34:17 2020 No.14231196 File: 317 KB, 944x1000, u8gpx5zk3if11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] could be worse op

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 13:35:26 2020 No.14231200 OP is a 29 year old NEET who chooses to stay that way. Growth happens when effort is given. Remember that, you parasite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 13:59:23 2020 No.14231288 File: 33 KB, 492x550, 1546541354545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14231200 keep barking you dog

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 14:00:43 2020 No.14231294 >>14229686 Except by the time you're done saying "Death is closer than ever" it's already closer than when you just said a second ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 14:06:47 2020 No.14231316 >>14231288 Truth hurts. You gotta rip that bandage off. Make an effort. DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE, otherwise what is literally the fucking point?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 14:10:45 2020 No.14231332 File: 15 KB, 225x350, 14545854584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14231316 im good

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 14:13:43 2020 No.14231346 >>14228276 birthdays are over rated..

Anonymous Thu Jun 11 16:50:30 2020 No.14231970

>>14231332
What a scary moment it will be when you are close to death and you reflect back on your life and released you never took control and let it rule over you through short term pleasures and you have nothing to show for it.

You had one life, one shot and ya blew it.

I'm only tying this because im projecting btw but at least im trying you get out of this hell,

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 16:53:24 2020 No.14231982 File: 1.19 MB, 498x278, 01453413145.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14231970

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 16:57:25 2020 No.14231997 a lot of obnoxious normalfags in this thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 17:02:27 2020 No.14232013 >>14227858 Your cake is awful but damn would I go for a piece right now. Happy Birthday OP!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 18:34:06 2020 No.14232338 >>14231997 its that time of year + lot a people still in lockdown

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 18:42:37 2020 No.14232374 >>14228270 Lol only a teen would act like 29 is old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 20:13:00 2020 No.14232763 >>14231294 Just don't ever record yourself saying this and it will never be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 20:54:58 2020 No.14232950 >>14232338 >implying summer would make people come to /ck/ It's just the regular posters, 4chan is full of normalfags unfortunatelly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 21:43:45 2020 No.14233201 >>14227858 Happy birthday >>14228276 Thread probably won't survive till that long so happy birthday in advance

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 21:49:45 2020 No.14233225 >>14228276 Think about how you are most likely 2/3 the way through your life and you are past your prime.

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