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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I like this beer

>> No.14220702

>>14220694
Too bad you can't open the bottle by using your foreskin like we superior Europeans

>> No.14220706

Post nipple

>> No.14220707

>>14220694
Imagine the smell.

>> No.14220709

Hey man, looks like you have an hernia
Better check that out with a doctor

>> No.14220710

>>14220702
*Europenis

>> No.14220713
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14220713

I’m uncut

>> No.14220722

>>14220713
Oh shit!
Janny’s gonna freak!!!!

>> No.14220723

>>14220702
In less than 3 minutes I've encountered the word "foreskin" two times already here on /ck/. What's happening?

>> No.14220726

>>14220723
Remember, two times is a coincidence, three times is enemy action.

>> No.14220729

>>14220713
That looks so vinegary and stinky.
Post asshole pls

>> No.14220728

>>14220713

O P E N
T H E
B O T T L E

>>14220702

>> No.14220733
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14220733

Oh janjan

>> No.14220742

>>14220733
I can smell you through my monitor.
Vinegary shit and prostate fluid.

>> No.14220743

>>14220742
Why vinegar

>> No.14220747

>>14220743
It has quite the delicious tang, like tongueing an asshole and it tastes like a 9V battery

>> No.14220758

>>14220733
American anons SEETHING

>> No.14220759

>>14220729
Are you the vinegary shits guy?

>> No.14220768

/ck/ is the best board.

>> No.14220780

Nice wanger would eat

>> No.14220822

>>14220759
>guy
Hon I have tits and a cock.
I'm based.

>> No.14220830

>>14220694
I'd rather eat a scab then deal with that euro shit.

>> No.14220836

>>14220728
Eurotrash cant afford bottle openers.

>> No.14220857

>>14220822
You are a chimera then

>> No.14220863
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>>14220830
What’s wrong with Shock Top?

>> No.14220874

>>14220863
don't stick it up your ass that's how a guy died, the bottle will shatter

>> No.14220891

>>14220874
I’m just drinking beer with my testicles out, living life. Might fire up a blunt of lemon tree

>> No.14220994

>>14220713
Why is it so slimy looking?

>> No.14221001

>>14220723
We're ascending.

>> No.14221026

>>14220723
It's a secret ingredient.

>> No.14221036
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>>14220713
Good thread.

>> No.14221043

>>14220723
It's a common insult on the food and cooking board, and basically means, "something gross that nobody wants to put in their mouth".

>> No.14221046

>>14220694
based thread

>> No.14221054

Is this just very clever advertising? I want to drink a bottle shock top already.

>> No.14221064

>>14221054
It’s a very delicious wheat ale

>> No.14221083

>>14221064
>very delicious
Yeah, I can see that.

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>>14220713
Enough cock rating. It's time for the taste test

>> No.14221091

>>14221083
Something catch your eye?

>> No.14221106

>>14220713
imagine the SMELL

>> No.14221118

>>14220863
Banned already or too drunk to post more?

>> No.14221131

>>14221118
I’m busy making coffee now

>> No.14221137

>>14220694
>>14220713
>>14220733
>>14220863
idk what this is doin on /ck/ but i like it a lot

>> No.14221178

>>14220994
Because it’s moist and hydrated unlike circumcised dicks who dry out and look wrinkly and ugly

>> No.14221188

>>14221137
Just our resident gay attention whore more asking for attention, otherwise the thread would’ve been nuked already

>> No.14221195
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>>14221178
Yeah this

>> No.14221197

>>14221178
why would you want your dick to be wet and slimy all the time? probably reeks too

>> No.14221198
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>>14221188
>gay
unfortunate

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>>14221131

>> No.14221209

>>14221197
I soap it up daily

>> No.14221215

>>14221188
*attention whore mod

>> No.14221227

>>14221197
It’s lightly moist when it’s erected because it helps the skin sliding back and forth, it’s natural lubrication whereas Americans have to lube their penises with baby lotion when they want to fap

>> No.14221229

>>14221215
Guess I'll become a /cock/ regular then.

>> No.14221236

>>14220713
do you make your own cheese?

>> No.14221247

>>14221227
so you're proudest achievement in life is having a damp slimy cock that leaves wet spots on your underwear and smells bad

>> No.14221276

>>14221247
Cope harder mutt

>> No.14221278

>>14221197
Cutfag cope

>> No.14221290

>>14221247
Same happens to girls, really just the natural order of things. And 'bad' is debatable.

>> No.14221291

>>14221278
>>14221276
holy shit the yuronigger seethe. allah will be upon you shortly

>> No.14221298

>>14221291
Dilate

>> No.14221299

>>14221247
Is this what they tell to parents in the USA when they want to circumcise their babies?
God want us to have foreskin and there’s nothing you can do about it except receiving and/or accepting to give the mark of the beast to your future children

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/ck/ is about taste and flavours, after all