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How many times per month do you get food delivered to your house?

>> No.14213841

Like twice a month desu. Usually from an Indian and a Thai place.

>> No.14213847

>>14213808
Never because I can cook

>> No.14213854

Zero. I haven't ordered delivery food in at least 4 years. Delivery is for petulant manbabies and thots. Plus all delivery drivers spit in your food.

>> No.14213863

>>14213808
once or twice. It's only when I've been on a bender and can barely get out of bed

>> No.14213879

>>14213854
I hope so

>> No.14213882

I DoorDash to my house once a week.
It's a issue.

>> No.14213891

>>14213882
It's *an issue, you mean.

>> No.14213897

>>14213882
Yes, keep using company names as verbs like the good little dumb consumer you are. Buy more of our product and promote it for free, you don't have any worth or dignity outside of being our little puppet.

>> No.14214093

>>14213808
probably not in 6 or 7 years, the food always takes so longer it's about the same for me to just walk over and get it myself

>> No.14214123

Every day before the pandemic, now I cook

>> No.14214144

jesus fucking christ never

would kill myself if i had to eat shitty restaurant food everyday

only do pizza as a treat maybe once a month at most

>> No.14214160

every day

but my mom does it for free lmaaaoooo

>> No.14214164

>>14213808
Fresh produce, no more than twice. Dry stuff like whole grains, beans, seeds, dates, whenever I'm running low and ordering enough for free shipping.

I've never had prepared food delivered. I'm already home with a stocked kitchen, and I'm already halfway to the store if I need to put on pants and go to the door.

>> No.14214178

>>14213808
Zero. Both because of cost, availablity, and I like my cooking.

>> No.14214190

>>14213808
Nah. I live in the backwoods so a $10 meal would run me about $25.
I like driving anyway so food delivery is pointless to me.

>> No.14214216

my roommates with well paying jobs order food about once a day.

i cook beans and rice and dont work.
they spend all day in the living room at work, while i .... while i waste the day in front of a scren, i need to take my life back. fuck

ima guess their food taste better than mine cuase it has much more fat, sugar, and salt

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>>14213808
never. i just be cooking sometimes ya feel my ck nigga. occasionally maybe once a year ill order that large fries large mcdouble large coke from mickey ds but das abt it.

>> No.14214443

>>14213808
never, I don't trust anyone to do that.

>> No.14214497

Never. I'm not a lazy piece of shit and can pick up my own food

>> No.14214527

>>14213808
I cook better food than I can expect from a random delivery place so no

>> No.14214553

>>14213808

numerous doordash is about half price to which it would be if I cabbed it and got it myself, so im happy I am centrally located in the city I reside in

blah

>> No.14214583

Never. Delivery is pure wallet rape, especially in the States. Delivery fee and tip? Fuck that. I'd rather walk if I absolutely have to.

>> No.14214600

>>14214216
I imagine old gum stuck in a park bench tastes better than the rice and beans you eat every single day of your life
Why do your roommates even put up with your and your perpetually soaking beans? They should get rid of you if they have the money or at the very least replace you. They could split big orders 3 ways and spend less on delivery/tip that way

>> No.14214611

>>14213808
Delivery isn't really a thing where I live outside of the local pizzeria, so never

>> No.14214742

>>14214600
>I imagine old gum stuck in a park bench tastes better than the rice and beans you eat every single day of your life
almost as good as my moms rice and dad's beans ...i coook everything else better than them, though

>> No.14214752

>>14213808
twice a week sometimes 3

>> No.14214767

>>14213808
My cousin/fwb sometimes brings leftover pizzas from her closing shift over after she gets off, so like twice a month if you count that
Never otherwise

>> No.14214843

Buncha flyovers and poorfags on /ck/

>> No.14214883

>>14214843
Thanks for volunteering for our Buzzfeed midwest trends poll.

>> No.14214919

>>14214843
What makes you say that?

>> No.14214927

3-5 times a week. I only eat once a day and I generally order enough to have some the next day, with exceptions. The other days I'm eating out, which hasn't been the same during quarantine.

Cooking at home is fucking awful and I make good money, so why not treat myself at the end of the day? And before someone says picking it up is cheaper, you're right, but it's not cheaper than a DUI.

>> No.14214969

>>14213808
I usually do takeout Fridays and order from a place nearby so I can walk over after work and pick it up. Delivery fees and tip is easily an extra item.

>> No.14214970

hold up, uber eats costs money to use?
lmao I thought it was just a way for restaurants to have delivery infrastructure provided to them

who actually would use that service?

>> No.14215000

>>14214970
It's no different than (and normally cheaper than) paying a delivery fee and tip to a pizza place.

>> No.14215003

>>14213808
Never. Unless you're babysitting, at work and can't leave the area, or doing some shit that absolutely requires you to be home, you should NEVER use these delivery apps. They hike up the prices compared to the restaurant's, the restaurant gets fucked over when you do, the driver gets paid like shit too unless you tipped well, and you get your food late as fuck unless you tipped well. Truth be told, you're almost always better off just getting it your damn self unless you live out in the country or some shit. Otherwise, enjoy paying $25 for a $10 meal.

t. Dasher.

>> No.14215025

Just about every day. I haven't been to the grocery store in months.

>> No.14215029

>>14214927
Yeah it’s a good option if you’re drunk, otherwise the fees make it ridiculous and the food is never as good for some reason

>> No.14215053

>>14213854
>Plus all delivery drivers spit in your food.
Do they also all re-package everyone's food after tearing apart the container that's stapled shut?

>> No.14215076

>>14214970
Millions of people

>> No.14215081

Typically twice, with the bf ordering twice, each one on a weekend day. Our various credit cards give monthly credit for ordering, so it's normally pretty reasonable.

>> No.14215131

never i'm terrified of talking on the phone

>> No.14215142

I have never lived close enough to a restaurant to get delivery. I wouldn't want a stranger coming up to my house anyway. I just make my own frozen meals for when I'm lazy or too tired to make something.

>> No.14215149

>>14213897
He says that because he uses doordash specifically you fucking sped retard. You're not nearly as smart as you think you are.

>> No.14215499

>>14213808
I live in the countryside, it's beautiful, peaceful, life is cheap out here and there are no non-whites. The only downside is that you can't get food delivered.

>> No.14215522

I've never. If I order food, I just walk to go pick it up. Since corona, I haven't had any resto food at all. Well, not 'at all.' I had a single chicken sandwich five weeks ago from BK. It was awful and I regretted it.

>> No.14215538

I was doing this 5 days a week iat $30-60/day, AMA

>> No.14215545

>>14215538
>$300 a week at best
At what point did you realize your life went completely wrong, and what do you think was the key mistake you made that led you to this point?

>> No.14215562

>>14215499
>no non-whites
Who works the fields and owns the Chinese restaurants?

>> No.14215567

>>14215562
Fucking city dwellers. You realize that not everywhere outside of the city is farmland, right?

>> No.14215584

>>14215538
How delicious was it? Did you smile each night knowing more than half of /ck/ was clutching their pearls about someone doing this?

>> No.14215596

>>14213854
>Plus all delivery drivers spit in your food.
This is the #1 cope of anons too poor to afford delivery.

>> No.14215600

>>14214767
No idea how this has no replies

I see you

>> No.14215608

>>14215562
I've never met a non-white farmer, and they don't need people to 'work the fields' because of a little invention you may have heard of called the tractor.

>> No.14215621

>>14213808
I do it twice a week so my wife can seduce the delivery guy. Sometimes she's fully nude, sometimes sexy lingerie, sometimes a jacket with nothing underneath that will "accidentally" unbutton. Very hot watching my wife play with the delivery drivers while I eat.

>> No.14215711

>>14215567
Anon said "country," right? Isn't countryside farmland?

>>14215608
And who works the tractor? And harvests the apples or tomatoes or beans or spinach or whatever the farmers are growing? And who runs the Chinese restaurants?

>> No.14215725

>>14215711
>"country"
Err, I meant "countryside."
Anon said "countryside." That implies, really rather heavily, a farming area. Also, turns out I was right anyway. See >>14215608

>> No.14215790

>>14215711
>>14215725
Countryside just means it isn't heavily built up. There are a couple of farms but mostly it's forests around here. And as I said, the white farmers operate the tractors, there are a few crops that you can't harvest with machinery but none around here, it's mostly wheat and rapeseed which can be done by one man and a combine. And you may be able to guess who runs the chinese restaurants seeing as I said I can't get food delivered.

>> No.14215812

Never. I keep approximately 20 pounds of chicken on hand (8 in the fridge, 12 in the freezer) and 5 pounds of broccoli (all in the fridge) so that I only have to shop once a week.

>> No.14215845

2-5 times a month I try to keep it to a few but if I get sick or moody I'll order something

>> No.14215860

>>14215790
Idfk, I thought maybe they just don't deliver.
See, I went to uni in America. One of the two schools I went to is in an area not unlike what you describe. Mostly wood and a few ranches and farms. While most hands were Amish/Mennonite/Hutterite, they had a few Mexicans, too.
Anyway, as for the Chinese restaurant there, it was run by Chinese but they didn't deliver. None of the restaurants in the area did. The only chain places in town were a Kentacohut and a Perkins. Despite having a Pizza Hut menu, Kentacohut did not deliver, either.
I was wondering if you were like the townsfolk there, where the non-whites existed but were basically invisible because they seldom to never interacted with others.

>> No.14215917

>>14215131
There is no phone call involved, unless the albanian driver gets lost then you’ll get a random number from california or Washington and some bad english

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>>14215812

>> No.14216069

>>14213808
Never because I live too far and I don't like strangers knowing where I live.

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>>14214767
Yfw you read it

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Now that this covid thing has proven to be a hoax, as these stupid protests have shown, I don't have food delivered anymore

>> No.14216390

0 you viral marketing faggot

>> No.14216414

>>14214219
Cool pic bro

>> No.14216432

>>14213808
usually twice, i get a real hankering for wings

>> No.14216470

>>14213808
I live in a town of 500 people, I never have. I don't really go out to eat ever either, nowhere to. I like to cook as well.

>> No.14216474

>>14213808
The jew in my won't let me use Uber Eats or Doordash or any of those apps. The fact that this business is even flourishing tells me your average person deserves poverty.

>> No.14216489

>>14213808
I'll get a pizza occasionally. Only when they do 50% off deals

>> No.14216498

It starts to make more sense when the number of people you're ordering for increases, but for just one person shit like doordash or uber eats is just retarded.

>> No.14216687

>>14213808
almost never, I can drive to the pizza places around here and do pick up and dont have to tip. As far as doordash/uber eats, Id rather drive myself as well then pay money and it be cold when it got to me.
Last time i got food delivered was jimmy johns when I was feeling sick about 6 weeks ago

>> No.14216739

I spend $5 a month on a Dash Pass which eliminates delivery fees and takes like 20% or some shit out of tax. I always tip the minimum recommended (usually barely 20%) and buy a single meal 5 times a week coming out to about $15-20 per day. I started doing this for quarantine and I'm beginning to regret this habit. I would love to cook for myself but I live with my parents and my mom doesn't think I clean up well enough and has an aneurysm every time I cook. sometimes when she gets home and it smells because I microwaved something she assumes I cooked and gaslights herself into thinking I didn't clean well enough and that there's grease all over the stove, so she has an aneurysm and cleans the entire stove down when I never even used it. I'm 23 with a salaried job so I really don't care about her yelling but every time she does yell I remember how much I don't like her, so it's just easier to spend the $15.

>> No.14216811

>>14216739
Yikes...

>> No.14217058

Once or twice a week but I only order if I have a coupon. Skipthedishes has been giving me $7 off $20 coupons recently on all of the accounts I made 6 months ago to abuse referrals and a bunch of places have $20 = no delivery fee so it's been decent.

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>>14213808
once

>> No.14217092

>>14216739

>the mother's behavior

My mom would behave the same exact way. Primary reason I moved out the house the second I was able to.

>> No.14217103

>>14217092
Yeah I've been saving crazy money but it's getting old. Will be moving out in a couple months and honestly can't fucking wait

>> No.14217156

>>14214767
My cousin is a prostitute so I tried to buy an hour with her and she ended up scamming me
I don't use delivery, I can cook

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>>14214767
>cousin/fwb

>> No.14217177

I used to get food deliveries almost every day, at least 5 times a week. Now it's very rare, basically only when I'm so hungover that I can't make food myself, so about once a month.

Ironically I've gained weight since I started cooking more at home...

>> No.14217213

>>14213808
Maybe once a week or once every two weeks but it used to be way more when I smoked weed almost every day

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>>14213808
never in my life and i cannot imagine any scenario in which i would. i have a car and i know how to drive. those are literally the only tools you need to acquire any food you want. are people who have food delivered just actual anxious babies with soft feet and everything who are terrified of stepping out of their house? jesus christ

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>>14217156
>My cousin is a prostitute
>I tried to buy an hour with her
>she ended up scamming me

>> No.14217881

A few years ago I'd get a pizza and wings delivered once every week or two, but that's because I was working a miserable job that I absolutely hated and the only bright spots in my life were the nights I could sit back, watch Star Trek and eat my pizza and wings.
These days I try to avoid it, it's just too much money.

>> No.14218066

>>14215545
I make thousands per week though. Who cares if I shell out a few pennies? I always tipped the driver $15 too.

>> No.14218237

>>14213808
I get groceries delivered. Haven't ordered anything from a restaurant in weeks, and the time before that one was months ago.

>> No.14218238

>>14213808
ain't done it in over a year
last time i did i ordered 3 large pizzas stacked with beef and pork

>> No.14218273

I get a pizza delivered once every 3 weeks. No delivery charge, and no tipping. God save the Queen

>> No.14218412

>>14213854
We don't care about your food or you. No, not even if you don't tip. We make our money on volume.

>> No.14218420

>>14215538
bruh how the fuck. I work delivery now, I do roughly 150$ a day between hourly and tips and i work like....six hours a day. Do you live in a shithole or somethin?

>> No.14218439

>>14213808
Zero. I have good restaurants at close distance.

>> No.14218537

>>14213854
As a former delivery driver I never spit in people's food, but I did cum in it.

>> No.14218545

>>14218439
the lockdown hasn't affected things? I know some restaurants are delivery-only right now

>> No.14218791

I think I've got delivery maybe two or three times in my life. I've gotten takeout plenty, though

>> No.14218821

>>14213841
have you tried making curry at home instead? it is Very Easy!!!

Just fry up some onions until golden, add protein if needed, and then the curry paste. shortly afterwards add coconut milk (canned version), but dont add all the milk, just the foam on top. This will give you a nice creamy coconut curry that is also keto!!!

>> No.14218913

>>14213808
>How many times per month do you get food delivered to your house?

Like once every few months. I'm too greedy to overpay for food.

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>>14213808
almost daily why do you ask

>> No.14218926

>>14218821
Thanks Rashanajan

>> No.14219008

>>14218821
Bad recipe. You ought to be ashamed

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I'm taking a break

>> No.14219092

>>14214970
And how would said infrastructure be paid for???
Really think about it anon...

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>>14219058
is there nothing else in your neighborhood?

>> No.14219124

>>14219112
It has the best price to calories ratio

>> No.14219137

>>14219112
Your dad works the corner, but I'm not gay so I'm stuck with Tsim Yung and McDonalds.

>> No.14219145

>>14219137
lol fuck you

>> No.14219167

>>14219145
Thanks for the offer but again: I'm not gay. I'm flattered, really.
#GayLivesMatter

>> No.14219353

>>14213808
Never had food delivered to my house

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>>14214767
>cousin/fwb

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>>14218914
>that screenshot
What is wrong with people

>> No.14219890

>>14219058
>20 dollars for 2 items from mcdonalds
wtf

>> No.14219900

>>14213841
Literally me

>> No.14220041

>>14219890
That's my pic. I always get the quarter pounder combo and 2 spicy McChickens

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3 times a week.

The other days I eat staff meals in work.

I haven't cooked a meal (besides breakfast) for myself in like 2 months.

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Zero, usually. I live too far out in The Sticks so no place will deliver here. If I want I can have them deliver it to the nearest post office, the furthest out they can drive, which is still a ~15 minute drive for me to meet them there from my house, but at that point it's usually just easier to drive into town and pick it up myself.

>> No.14220358

>>14220175
Just ask your wife to cook something

>> No.14220412

>>14213808
Once maybe

>> No.14220681

Every two to three months.

>> No.14220750

>>14218420
>>14215545
That anon is saying he spent that much money, not that he was a driver.

>> No.14220752

>>14213808
spafe

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I recently moved and there is barely any place that deliver here (quite odd since I moved only 5 miles from where was a lot of restaurants). It's been a blessing in disguise: I've saved 100-200€ every month now that I have to cook everything by myself and Ive tried some different recipes as well.

>> No.14220858

Never through a third party for the reason in the pic. Why would I pay triple than if I ate there or picked it up for take-out?

Occasionally, I'll get pizza delivered...

>> No.14221159

>>14218066
Well of course. Like all /ck/ posters, I too am a multimillionaire who drives a lambo and fucks super models every day.

>> No.14221179

>>14213808
zero times per month

>> No.14221274

>>14219124
that's only when you go through the drive through and order nothing but mcdoubles and mcchickens and have water or a drink from home. otherwise it's no less expensive than anywhere else. that idiot is ordering combos