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Little Caesars Ruined My Life Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:03:16 2020 No.14196061 [Reply] [Original]

eating Little Caesars pizza made me a failure. it ruined my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:04:06 2020 No.14196065 Eating Little Caesars pizza made me a winner. It improved my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:05:55 2020 No.14196071 Eating Little Caesars pizza has had no affect on my life positive or negative. It occasionally fed me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:08:21 2020 No.14196084 eating crazy bread made me mentally unstable. now I post on 4channel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:09:29 2020 No.14196088 How does an external responsible for making you fail at your own life? You are the failure. Not the pizza. You're also the only one who can pull your own head out of your ass and try again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:34:12 2020 No.14196206 File: 13 KB, 225x225, little caesar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wouldn't put it past him. Look at this stupid little fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:36:01 2020 No.14196217 I'm a math major, so any job I want 300k starting. My secret to my future success, was eating at Little Caesars 3 times a week. Their extramostbestest pizza lineup is just spectacular. Most pizza for your buck, or so I am told.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:37:40 2020 No.14196223 >>14196061 Bro they got them classic pizzas for $3.99 up until Sunday. I've been eating 1.5 za's per day for a few days now and will continue to do so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:40:47 2020 No.14196239 >>14196061 Bringing Little Caesars and plastic bottle vodka made me the life of the party.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:43:34 2020 No.14196253 Eating Little Caesars pizza helped me find god, improved my frame rate, and caused one of my ducks to lay doubled yoked eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:59:13 2020 No.14196321 >>14196217 Wow. I wish I knew this pro tip during my math undergrad. Guess I'll stock up on the 'Lil 'Sers to fuel my PhD in pure mathematics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 23:04:22 2020 No.14196346 File: 94 KB, 1024x1024, 1590878917879m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14196253 The only way your consumption of pizza would affect your duck, is if I derived some nutritional benefit from you Plz explain yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 23:26:56 2020 No.14196447 >>14196346 Begone vampire. You will derive nutrition from me no longer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 23:40:38 2020 No.14196487 >>14196217 >Math major >Can't calculate if the extramostbestest is actually the most pizza for his buck Nice try, bud

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 02:46:04 2020 No.14196929 >>14196061 You made yourself a failure, cuck