/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14186629]

What's the worst display of table manners you've EVER seen?

[Anonymous No.14186632]

my grandpa would often poop at the table without flushing

[Anonymous No.14186638]

id shit all over my grandkid at the dinner table. literally poop all over him

[Anonymous No.14186639]

[Anonymous No.14186642]

look at how proud she is of her crotch goblins

[Anonymous No.14186644]

Black people in a public restaurant. Not a specific time, just like...as a constant.

[Anonymous No.14186659]

Damn bro... I want some spaggy on the board, I want a cutie waitress to slop down some spaggy on the board and go to town on that shit

[Anonymous No.14186664]

>waitress hands you drink like this

[Anonymous No.14186690]

Probably mine. I eat very quickly. I don't look up from my food when eating. I take enormous bites, and lick my fingers. Even when I'm with my wife or others. I don't speak unless spoken to, then only single-word responses. She says its embarrassing, but that's not my problem. Eating is like meditation for me. It's my quiet time. My me time. I do a lot of thinking when I'm eating. It's not my fault that other people don't like it. I think it has something to do with watching the movie Major Payne when I was a child.

[Anonymous No.14186795]

I was on a date with this girl and I ordered a slice of chocolate cake for dessert and when it was brought out to me she took her shoes off, stepped in it and made me lick it off her toes.

[Anonymous No.14186838]

>>14186690
lol

[Anonymous No.14186852]

>>14186629
I know you can't really blame them but little kids raising hell at restaurants

[Anonymous No.14186886]

>>14186629
My fat, psycho, sister in law. Christmas dinner:
1. Dragging the fork across her teeth.
2. Chewing with mouth open and smacking her lips.
3. Farting at the table.
4. Throws a fit and tosses the gravy boat across the dining room.
5. Fit escalates to police coming to take her away.

[Anonymous No.14186905]

>>14186639
>>14186642
>>14186659
excuse me what is this spaghetti on a table thing

[Anonymous No.14186916]

>>14186886
>Farting at the table
Anyone who farts at the dinner table is subhuman. I remember when I was a kid, going to a friends house for dinner, and they all sat around the table farting, one after the other. Burping and blowing it in eachother's faces. Having burping competitions. I was astounded

[Anonymous No.14186925]

>>14186795
Ugh, I hate it when they do that.

[Anonymous No.14186947]

>>14186629
I eat anything I can with my hands, so much easier than cutlery
rive, salads, pasta, steaks etc
Not in public though

[Anonymous No.14186952]

>>14186629
Blacks in any restaurant, it's not even a question. It's almost like OP's race baiting ass already knew this is going to be the only plausible answer.

[Anonymous No.14186954]

>Chewing with your mouth open
Absolutely subhuman behavior.

[Anonymous No.14186977]

>>14186916
you sound like a massive homo

[Anonymous No.14187005]

>>14186977
What are you gonna do fart on me? Fag

[Anonymous No.14187034]

>>14186644
>people

[Anonymous No.14187037]

>>14186905
Americans.

[Anonymous No.14187204]

>>14186644
Every time I see a black person eat at a fast food restaurant, they always make a mess and leave their trash at the table. Fucking clean up after yourself, it takes literal seconds to do.

[Anonymous No.14188118]

>>14186639
>>14186642
I mean that's fine as long as the table is cleaned properly beforehand.

[Anonymous No.14188124]

>>14186639
>>14186642
The fuck.

[Anonymous No.14188127]

>>14186690
I hate when people talk to me while I'm eating. I'm trying to enjoy my fucking food, shut up.

[Anonymous No.14188129]

>>14186852
You can blame the retarded parents, or the society that created the retards.

[Anonymous No.14188130]

>>14186690
actual autism

[Anonymous No.14188136]

>>14186639
>>14186642
Okay not even memeing here what the fuck, do Americans REALLY do this????

[Anonymous No.14188141]

>>14186664
>sit it down and spill it on the floor then watch her clean it up
thank you

[Anonymous No.14188149]

grandpa always got triggered when I wore a hat to the dinner table

wouldn't hair or dandruff getting on the table be worse?

[Anonymous No.14188158]

My brother is in his 30s, spergy, and lives at home with parents. He chews with his mouth open, and has allergies/asthma and will often lift up his shirt to wipe his nose at the dinner table and reveal his fat belly in the process. Once I was cooking egg noodles for soup and I had left them to drain in the sink. I was sitting at the dinner table when I witnessed him sneeze into his hands, then proceed to grab a few noodles out of the strainer with his bare hands.

I live alone now.

[Anonymous No.14188162]

My dad was an aspie and used to burp at the table, even at restaurants.

[Anonymous No.14188163]

>>14188158
Is he asian. Sounds Chinese or Korean.

[Anonymous No.14188203]

>>14186795
She's a keeper

[Anonymous No.14188208]

>all these poor, fragile little dears bothered by a little farting or burping

Pompous pansies

[Anonymous No.14188210]

>>14186629
Talking while you eat. It's a disgusting, obnoxious habit and I never understood the practice. The concept of a "family dinner" where people talk while they eat is absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14188216]

I have Asian friends, chinese, Korean, viet. Eating in their ethnic neighborhoods and with their extended family at gatherings I've noticed a totally different subset of table manners. Making noise and chewing with mouths wide open is commonplace. Really astounds me

[Anonymous No.14188221]

>>14186629
i don't see this one much, but when i do i cannot eat in the same room as the person and have to leave, it's gotten me into arguments before
breathing heavily with your mouth open whilst food is in there
never fucking do this

[Anonymous No.14188222]

>>14186629
Was in Paris, France years ago with some gf. Went to this little cozy family restaurant. Just ordinary folks with their cats and dogs running around.
On our table was a bowl with pieces of baguettes, one had been bitten from and throwed back in, lol.
These places don't exist anymore, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.14188229]

>>14188216

that wouldnt be subset technically. Im asian not all of us chew loudly. In fact it pisses me the fuck off when i hear it.

[Anonymous No.14188242]

Lighting up a cigarette while others are still eating. Fucking disgraceful

[Anonymous No.14188259]

>>14188242
>your table finishes eating
>light up a cigarette
>smoke blows into next table that just got their food
dont sit in the smokers areas if you dont want this problem. my parents bitch about this all the time.
>go to bar/ restraunt
>smokers area clearly marked,
>dad sees its a little less empty
>rushes over there thinking hes struck gold
>complains that it smells of smoke
>mums a prude who thinks its awful aswell
>both complain to the waiter/ bar staff
>I say why the fuck are you complaining, you choose to be around smokers, they have their own little sectioned off area, if you dont want it go to the busier area
>parents get mad at me.
>I just say fuck it, as im not some stuck up asshole and dont need to deal with this bullshit
>leave, and apologize to the waiter for my retard parents
they do this all the time, fucking assholes

[Anonymous No.14188295]

>>14186629
That's an easy one, it was like the Monty Python sketch.

Myself and some colleagues were eating at a restaurant, we had been joined by another colleague we didn't know very well. The restaurant was a reasonably nice French cuisine classique place, very rich food, quite a few courses.

All is going well, but we generally notice this other chap, whom I should add is rather large, has a tendency to both belch and fart at the table. A friend and I confer, suggest maybe it's medical, and that we should just be polite.

This chap also has no idea of dinner conversation, he's saltier than a sailor, he'd give an Australian a run for his money to say cunt quite so often. He compared a soup to a prolapsed anus - it was worse than verbal shitposting. Note again, this is a professional formal setting.

He also drops his cutlery a few times, and is generally causing a bit of a fuss. Could it get worse? Why yes, yes it could.

You see, this man took enormous bites, he shovelled food in a most disgusting fashion. Eventually this got the better of him, we were on puddings - for which he had a chocolate tart - and he took a bite so large that something went wrong. I'm not sure if he started choking, or if he had just eaten too much too rapidly (he'd also drank about 2 bottles of wine at this stage), but he stopped suddenly and looked very blank.

He then vomited all over the floor. Not a small amount, a good spew. He aimed it away from us though, at some other poor sods. This went on for a couple of heaves, he spits the last bit out, jokes to us that at least he missed the table, then - not missing a beat - just continues eating.

The one and only time I ate with that man, it beggars belief.

[Anonymous No.14188297]

>>14186664
If you're putting your lips to the glass at a restaurant you're getting AIDS anyway. Just use a straw.

[Anonymous No.14188308]

>>14187005
I'll fuckin fart IN you boy

[Anonymous No.14188314]

>>14186629
My mum moans at me because I have a spit bucket and hack up mucus spit into when she's eating, but I have got a lot better with it recently

[Anonymous No.14188356]

>>14186639
>>14186642
Kek I've done this as a teen drunk in a dorm at 3 am. But in a fucking restaurant...

[Anonymous No.14188357]

>>14186629
Chinese peasants trowing food on the floor in a restaurant in Guilin

[Anonymous No.14188366]

>>14188357
And one of my stepfather was chewing with his mouth wide open

[Anonymous No.14188380]

>>14186690
george costanza

[Anonymous No.14188384]

>>14188222
>These places don't exist anymore, I'm sure.
you lived a sheltered life

[Anonymous No.14188386]

>>14186886
is she retarded, drunk, or both?

[Anonymous No.14188450]

>>14186629
one day I cooked dinner for both of my roommates and they each took a plate and ate it in front of the computer and left me alone downstairs.

[Anonymous No.14188463]

>>14188386
Literally, psycho, and she doesn't take her meds.

[Anonymous No.14188468]

>>14188384
>you lived a sheltered life
That, and I don't go out much more.

[Anonymous No.14188481]

Once I saw someone unwrap a candy bar and just start eating it! Didn't even plate it up or use a knife and fork. Fucking peasants.

[Anonymous No.14188546]

>>14188481
I once got chastised by a random salaryman in Japan for eating an apple while walking. Turns out it is fairly rude in Japan if it is something solid (those gel-pack snacks are less of an issue).

The only bizarre part was that this whole exchange was in Japanese. Not once did this particular courtesy come up in my Japanese courses or self-study, and the dude assumed I would understand his corrections in Japanese.

[Anonymous No.14188568]

>>14187204
>t.busboi wagie
U mad wite boi?

[Anonymous No.14188571]

>>14186795
hot

[Anonymous No.14188573]

>>14188259
What restaurants have smoking sections anymore?

[Anonymous No.14188577]

>>14186690
anon, major payne is the anti role model

[Anonymous No.14188584]

>>14188568
The guy you're replying to made it a race issue, so not getting mad at you for the retort, but this is one of those things that really doesn't need a racial emphasis to drive the point home.

Anyone who can't be arsed to return their tray and garbage is displaying a disregard for personal responsibility that is detrimental to their society as a whole, not just others. It leads to everyone being less able to have nice things.

[Anonymous No.14188591]

In public it's usually loud people, or people who cough and sneeze without covering it and end up ejecting bits of food over the table/floor/someone else.

At home I would argue its overly negative discussions, not saying please and thank you, chewing/smacking with your mouth open. Petty shit like that.

[Anonymous No.14188593]

>>14188584
Hence to whole point of tipping. But as you said, its a race thing and blacks don't tip.

[Anonymous No.14188604]

>>14187037
Rich city dwelling retards who need novelty in every aspect of their lives maybe.
I've literally never seen a single restaurant that does that shit.

[Anonymous No.14188610]

>>14188546
I wonder what the states philosophy of why that’s rude is

[Anonymous No.14188614]

>>14186795
why would your mom put her feet in your cake?

[Anonymous No.14188621]

>>14188216
Don't they like to BS and say they eat with their mouths open to cool the hot food they are eating? Like they don't understand the concept of blowing on food or waiting for mere moments.

[Anonymous No.14188627]

i had a friend who chewed with his mouth open. it was so annoying and he used to hum while he ate like some retard fatboy or the German kid from The Simpsons. pretty sure he just did it to annoy me but he didn't do it in public at least

[Anonymous No.14188632]

>>14188593
In my experience doing serving for some time (ended preferring cooking), they're more consistent about not tipping, but that's about it. People usually just give a set amount of dollars or round up change to a set amount they'd like to spend and call it a day.
People generally do not want to think too much about it (they're going out to enjoy themselves), and rarely change their hard set expectations for exceptional service.
Not saying you don't, but most others didn't. I've inversely gotten great tips when I was absolutely half-assing it, and it was usually a customer who always tipped well.

The two traditional solutions are a pain because they extract more out of the customer, but are more consistent in practice:
>No tipping, but nobody between you and the cook. The norm in fast food, diners, canteens, etc.
>Conierge fee and get rid of the tipping, as is the norm in other cultures where waiters are on staff.
I earnestly don't see a problem with either, and the latter is particularly in line with American services in other fields. My experience also leads me to believe most waiters would prefer tipping to be implied as mandatory, because they can retain more of the gains from tipping than they would with it coming back from the owner. But few get particular about non-waiters being excluded from the tipping system, do they?

Another newer trend in the USA is restaurants becoming increasingly carryout or self-serve with not sitting. However, this is mainly an urban trend, and is really just transferring the responsibility to general public littering.

[Anonymous No.14188639]

I once worked in this shitty place for mentally unstable. During lunch, this pakistani 18 year old co-worker ate and made funny noises.
I was just in love in her big, black eyes.
(just a little annoyed with the sounds)

[Anonymous No.14188640]

>>14188621
Why would you blow on food when you can cool if more quickly by transferring to an already cooler medium (tongue + saliva), and mixing it about to keep any part from becoming too hot?

If your answer is "because it is fucking disgusting," we're back at stage one.

[Anonymous No.14188648]

>>14188640
Why would you mix your food in an orifice when you could just wait a few seconds? Purposely watering down the flavor of your dish just to cool it is beyond retarded.

[Anonymous No.14188651]

https://youtu.be/dV0HUHO-5Xo

[Anonymous No.14189151]

>>14186629
It’s probably not “poor manners”, but anyways. Guy I worked with in the field for a while would loudly swallow multiple times while eating. One spoon of soup, or a mouthful of milk and then GULP, GULP, GULP, GULP. I dunno, it seems more like a tick or reflex, so maybe he couldn’t help it, but it was enough that I ate as far from him as I could or at different times. Otherwise the guy was nice enough.

[Anonymous No.14189184]

>>14186639
>>14186642
>>14186659
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.14189203]

>>14186629

[Anonymous No.14189218]

>>14186639
I used to work in a hotel buffet and this english family would come in every fucking day for breakfast, lunch and dinner and feed their baby straight from the table. They'd cut the food up on the table (spaghetti and other saucy stuff) scratching it, and what the baby didn't eat they'd leave for us to clean up. Plus, being a baby there was food all over the floor too

[Anonymous No.14189226]

>>14186629
We were at a restaurant with my boss, who was having a sitdown with his successor. We couldn't hear what they were saying (separate tables), but the dude just forks something off boss's plate. Unbelievably disrespectful. Boss was pissed as shit afterwards too.

Anyway me and a couple buddies clipped the guy on boss's orders. Shoulda had better manners.

[Anonymous No.14189273]

>>14188546
>>14188610

Had the same thing happen to me in Ukraine, got couple dirty looks after lighting up a cigarette right after getting off the bus. My friend who is local told me that it's not polite to eat or smoke while walking.

[Anonymous No.14189308]

>>14189218
I would have pooped and peed in the food

[Anonymous No.14189313]

>>14189308
this, if i worked at a food joint i'd fuck with everyone's order

[Anonymous No.14189344]

My brother eats food by chewing it all while storing it in his cheeks then shoves more food in while having his mouth open the whole time.

[Anonymous No.14189395]

>>14189344
Is your brother a squirrel?

[Anonymous No.14189459]

>>14189313
The Mexicans and crackheads that work at all restaurants already do that. That is why I don't eat out. I don't want juans and Kyle's shit, jizz and piss in my food.

[Anonymous No.14189468]

>>14186642
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.14189498]

>>14189395
Might as well be

[Anonymous No.14189511]

>>14186639
>>14186642
>>14186659
I have never seen or heard of this. What the fuck am I looking at? This is fucking subhuman behavior.

[Anonymous No.14189532]

>>14188546
Lol this happened to me In Japan too. I had a 30 minute walk home from school and I ate an apple. By the time I got home, my host family had already gotten calls from several concerned people in the neighborhood

[Anonymous No.14189538]

>>14186852
Little kids that raise hell should not be at movies or restaurants. If your child is too young or ill mannered you should get a sitter or stay home.

[Anonymous No.14189567]

My indian colleague.

Before I start my racist rant, I will say that it probably is not entirely his own fault and maybe he just wasn't taught any better in his shithole country.

First of all, he is often chewing with his mouth open, which makes this horrible smoshing sound, its worse when he also talks while eating. Then he doesn't really know how to use cutlery, he knows he is supposed to use it, but it hardly matters. Seeing him eat spaghetti or anything other than rice is a wild ride each time. Sometimes it has gotten embarrassingly so bad that I had to tell him to to do it properly, when we were out for lunch. He is really more of a child when it comes to eating than an adult. On top of that he burps each time he takes a sip of anything, even when taking a sip of coffee he does it. Also he smells like curry shit like all of those subhumans

[Anonymous No.14189609]

>>14186905
>>14188136
>>14189184
>>14189511
>the fucking bibs
http://heavytable.com/spaghetti-on-the-board-at-bunkys-in-madison/
>So here’s what you’ve got: A massive heap of spaghetti and meatballs, no plates, and at least two (probably four) people stabbing forks and knives into the mess in order to eat dinner. It’s raucous, it’s ridiculous, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you can have in a restaurant without the aid of liquid nitrogen.
apparently this isn't even the only place to do this

[Anonymous No.14189618]

god they don't even fucking sauce it right

[Anonymous No.14189631]

>>14189618
>commenting on a restaurant that literally shits out spaghetti in the middle of a table that doesn't have plates
>expects them to sauce the noodles properly

[Anonymous No.14189639]

>>14189609
That is actually revolting.

[Anonymous No.14189649]

[Anonymous No.14189678]

>>14188314
lol

[Anonymous No.14189684]

>>14188210
You're supposed to eat the food and talk in-between bites, not while you're eating

[Anonymous No.14189688]

[Anonymous No.14189693]

[Anonymous No.14189711]

>>14188648
>Putting food in your mouth
>Watering down

[Anonymous No.14189729]

Dated someone who wouldn't eat just one or two chips from the bag. He'd grab a handful and literally cram every single one into his mouth at once. What's your hurry, my dude? You're not kirby.

[Anonymous No.14189756]

>>14188162
lmao you sound effeminate

[Anonymous No.14189760]

>>14188221
you sound super fucking autistic

[Anonymous No.14189811]

>>14189631
you have a point but I still hate it

[Anonymous No.14190017]

>>14188314
Unironically, I have a spit can that I keep with me wherever I am at home. A few times I accidentally mistook the spit can for an open can of soda and sipped days old chunky saliva. Tasted like very cold liquid rubber.

[Anonymous No.14190032]

>>14188610
After that incident I looked it up, and it is actually pretty sensible:
Meals are viewed as something which should be inherently respected, as you need them to live, and walking while eating/drinking is perceived as taking it too casually to an offensive extent. When you at least stop for your meal (like eating it outside the store), you are reflecting on the food which has been provided to you.
A Western parallel is saying thanks/grace at the dinner table.

However, much like with the Western example, this practice is slowly declining. I speculate this is because most people in either Japan or the West have grown up experiencing prolonged hunger, which TRULY makes you grateful to have a meal and to savor it. I went to comiket, and even if you're not moving a good chunk of the time, you still have a ton of people grabbing snacks and the like, which I wouldn't see elsewhere in group gatherings, and grey areas like those jelly drinks exist.

Though it definitely helps keep the subways/streets clean to have that cultural habit. It also encourages those vending machines everywhere, since people are culturally obligated to stop somewhere to eat/drink, rather than do it on the way. So putting a machine near a common stopping point gives an excuse for people to grab something.

[Anonymous No.14190054]

>>14189729
For many people, it just feels good to stuff their cheeks.

I say this as someone who, after being diagnosed with ADD and being put on Adderall/Vyvanse, lost ALL desire to stuff my face while still getting hungry as normal. Before I was put on that, stuffing my face full of fast food or other crap WAS the most fulfilling feeling in my life, even more so when drunk.

[Anonymous No.14190128]

My dad would butter his toast, lick the knife but not clean, like just enough to put saliva on it then go for peanut butter with said knife, and the repeat with jam or honey, then repeat that cycle for another peice of toast. Every once in a while he'd blame us for the crumbs then, using the same knife, mix up the jar so it "looks good". To make it worse he also has terrible dental hygiene, with most of his teeth being dark brown and half rotten, he almost never brushes.
Needless to say when I lived at my parent's I didn't eat anything out of these jars, or any open container of food he liked. Fortunately he didn't eat any vegetables so those were always safe.

[Anonymous No.14190244]

>>14186952
This, turns every restaurant into a cross between a barn and a comedy club

[Anonymous No.14190247]

>>14188208
Get back to your shed, subhuman

[Anonymous No.14190889]

If you guys don't have obese parents then you don't understand real humiliation in eatery establishments

>Father is 340lbs
>Mother is 260lbs but much shorter
>Once a month they force me to go out and eat with them
>They always try to be cute
>They are proud of their obesity
>They have 'props' they bring with them to every restaurant
>For example, they find the restaurants menu online then write it down on a huge piece of card and pull it out at the restaurant and start saying ''big menu for big people!'' and laughing while everyone else is silent
>at the end of the meal my dad always squats and rips his pants causing change to fall out because he hides it there then says ''we tip with a rip!''
>they always laugh at me for ordering normal portions

LITERALLY humiliates me every time and they don't care.

[Anonymous No.14190894]

>>14190889
6/10
would let you live with a black eye

[Anonymous No.14190904]

>>14190128
ewwwwwwww

[Anonymous No.14190908]

My dad is from india (west bengal region) and they ate a ton of fish there, very bony fish as well like ilish or rohu. he would always just pop the chunks of fish in his mouth with his hands and pick out the bones with his tongue and just place his bones on the side of the dish, not on a fucking napkin. on the goddamn table. i would often just see my dad taking fish bones out of his mouth and placing them on the bare ass kitchen table. my mom, who is from another part of india where they don't really eat any meat besides chicken, would just stare at him and i actually remember the night she snapped and bitched him out for doing that. afterwards he would use a napkn

[Anonymous No.14190915]

>>14190889
Fuck off weeb pedo

[Anonymous No.14190928]

>>14189729
i guess its kinda like when dogs inhale their food. their instincts tell them they gotta eat fast before someone else comes along at takes it.

[Anonymous No.14191044]

>>14188210
My mom does this, and I feel fucking disgusted every time

[Anonymous No.14191101]

>>14190128
My mother does that with honey for her tea, she adds honey to her tea then sips from it b4 scooping more honey. Oh and she doesn’t wash the teaspoon so it’s all brown and gross and gets real sensitive about it if I mention it looks dirty...

[Anonymous No.14191120]

>>14189567
in india it is considered manly to burp a lot and cutlery generally is associated with homosexuality. people who use cutlery or chopsticks are labeled "hijras" (trannies)

[Anonymous No.14191231]

>>14191120
superpower by 2021

[Anonymous No.14191269]

>>14189609
What I don't like about it is people paying to be served something as cheap and low effort as spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.14191399]

>>14190889
Good pasta

[Anonymous No.14191974]

>>14186639
>>14186642
>>14186659

What a stupid gimmick. And who the fuck pays money for spaghetti?

[Anonymous No.14191980]

>>14188297
>drinks beer with a straw

[Anonymous No.14191983]

>>14190908
This is probably the least disgusting thing in this thread. I don't approve of putting it straight onto the kitchen table, but if he uses a napkin I don't see the problem.
>>14191120
>cutlery generally is associated with homosexuality. people who use cutlery or chopsticks are labeled "hijras" (trannies)
this can't be true

[Anonymous No.14192019]

>>14190017
Holy shit I almost threw up on my gf

[Anonymous No.14192042]

>>14186916
My older sister farts at the table. Every time she does I feel like punching her in the fucking face.
Best time of my life was when she fucked off to live on her own.

[Anonymous No.14192066]

>>14189729
I do that, and it's purely impatience for shitty chips.
Take a Dorito for example, they're usually solid well shaped chips, so they get eaten once at a time... but a bag of Lays is usually broken up and somewhat awkward to eat, so it's easier just to shovel it in.

[Anonymous No.14192200]

>>14188450
That's fucked.

[Anonymous No.14192215]

>>14189688
Fucking sanpaku eyes having bitch.

[Anonymous No.14192228]

>>14189711
>mouth full of saliva
>not watering down

[Anonymous No.14192249]

>>14188127
This. I feel this.

[Anonymous No.14192284]

i consider chicken 'hand food' but only depending on wether if it has bone or not. If it has bone then I just instintively pick it up to eat it even if its taboo. I find people eating pizza with a fork and knife even if there teath/mouth are in perfect working order just weird. 'oh they dont want there hands greasy' napkins are a thing, use them. I tend to also prefer the option of a paper plate, chips and a spoon for the dip to plunk onto your plate so your not allwayse getting up for more or have some double-dipping fag fuck up your dip.

[Anonymous No.14192472]

>>14192284
I shall continue using cutlery on my pizza just to spite you, friend.

[Anonymous No.14192562]

>>14186644
Time for a story
>go to hometown buffet with friends in San Bernardino (yes the famous one)
>right after school, lunch special, extra cheap
>gonna just munch down with some homies
>eat a bunch, have a good time
>me and one guy both go to bathroom to shit
>I go first
>two black kids run out of the bathroom laughing as I walk in
>sit down, begin shit
>friend comes in and goes to stall next to me
>black kids come back in, still laughing
>one just crawls straight under the stall into the one my friend is in
>”the fuck!?”
>they run out, kid looked horrified
>I laugh my fucking ass off
>he realizes he has a witness and it becomes sort of funny to him so he’s laughing a bit
>we talk about it and leave
>see kids leaving with whale mom

[Anonymous No.14192606]

>>14188546
Why do they always have anime girls running with toast in their mouth then? Are these characters meant to be read as really rude?

[Anonymous No.14192607]

>>14188259
where in the third world do you live

[Anonymous No.14192630]

>>14186629
Having a telephone conversation at the supper table.

[Anonymous No.14192635]

>>14189609
PEAK
fucking
AMERICA

[Anonymous No.14193097]

>>14186642
lmao the daugther looks like a half-brown guy

[Anonymous No.14193118]

I've gone out to eat with a former gf plenty of times before, and every fucking time she barely ever touches her food. She always orders way too big of a meal. She spends most of the meal on her phone and basically completely ignores me, even when I'm finished eating. God I fucking hate women.

[Anonymous No.14193183]

>>14189729
Fag

[Anonymous No.14193197]

>>14186690
It is your problem if you're in company and are incapable of accommodating their presence. It might even be mental illness.

[Anonymous No.14193201]

>>14187204
Ah, I see McDonald's has trained the good boy to do their work for them.

[Anonymous No.14193205]

this guy took a shit on the floor

[Anonymous No.14193223]

>>14190889
Thanks, old friend.

[Anonymous No.14193421]

>>14189609
>paying fifteen fucking dollars to eat the most basic spaghetti dish on a table like a caveman
>"it's not just lowbrow, it’s passionately lowbrow!"

[Anonymous No.14193485]

>>14186629
>thanksgiving
>cousin's new husband is a suspected bastard
>gets plate of food and sits down at table
>takes few bites
>spits food onto plate
>says it tastes fucking awful
>dumps plate on table then leaves to living room
>grammy in tears
>everyone wants to beat his ass
>cousin almost crying
>uncle puts his dumped plate into a styrofoam box and hands it to him
>tells him to go home
>he leaves and we have to drive cousin back home later

[Anonymous No.14193548]

>>14193118
Take the trap pill anon

[Anonymous No.14193551]

my sister threw up on our turkey at thanksgiving

[Anomymous No.14193636]

>>14193205
Which guy

[Anonymous No.14193659]

>>14187037

Never even heard of this before this thread. And I find it repulsive. Go obsess somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.14193671]

>>14188136
No, we REALLY don't.

[Anonymous No.14193677]

>>14188259
>Smoking indoors, anywhere at all.

[Anonymous No.14193678]

Went out with some neighbors and their niece. The guy who knocked her up came with us and sat backwards in his chair on his phone/watching a football game the entire time. Turned around to eat and then went right back to it.

[Anonymous No.14193689]

>>14188149
>not having nicely kept hair
>not finding a solution for dandruff
why even live

[Anonymous No.14193690]

>>14188229
>chewing loudly

I dunno if it's a Fiji Islander thing, an Indian thing, or just this particular guy was ill-mannered, but I had a co-worker who would do that. Just smack away at anything he was eating. It's like, Jesus Christ, guy, close your fucking mouth! And I'm not even one of those people with that psychological thing where they rage about people making sounds when eating. It was just this guy smacking away at anything he ate. His wife would make his food for him, and it smelled fucking outrageously good, though....

[Anonymous No.14193721]

>>14188295
what the everloving fuck

[Anonymous No.14193739]

>>14186629
a friend of mine cuts his spaghetti into ~3cm long pieces before eating them
fucking barbaric

[Anonymous No.14193757]

>>14193678
Thankfully if it were my house I would've taken his phone to smash it against his goddamn skull. Respect my house and authority, dickweed.

[Anonymous No.14193789]

>>14188259
Fucking non-smoking area smelt of smoke too. Smoke doesn't just stay in one part of the air. It was disgusting. I'm do glad it's banned.

[Anonymous No.14194580]

>>14188314
In high school I had a spit bottle in class when I was trying to cut weight the day of wrestling meets and tournaments. I got quite a few disgusted looks which I met with eye contact while I hacked up a massive loogie and dropped it in the bottle, which was clear btw. I’m disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14194692]

>>14186916

No joke when I was a kid, probably like 10 or so my brother kept farting at the dinner table and thought it was hilarious how mad I would get. Eventually i was so pissed that I left the table, went to my room and packed up a bag with some clothes and tried to run away. My dad was coming home from work and saw me angrily walking out of our neighborhood with a giant bag and just said "Anon....what the fuck are you doing.....get in the car....." and took me home. No idea where I would've walked to desu I think I planned on going to a friends house which was like a 5 mile walk.

[Anonymous No.14194721]

>>14194692
>a 5 mile walk
is that supposed to be like a death march for muricans?

[Anonymous No.14194732]

>>14194721
I was a kid and didn't know directions and didn't live in a very good area, so yeah it may well have ended up as one.

[Anon formerly known as WEGfag No.14194741]

>>14194721
It's a good couple hours if you're making a decent pace, which is a quite a bit of time for most people.
>>14194732
Did your brother stop farting afterwards? Did you smack his face it for it.

[Anonymous No.14194748]

>>14194741
He did not stop until one day where he literally farted in my face when i was playing game cube and i beat the shit out of him for it

[Anonymous No.14194766]

>>14194748
you should have subjected him to the "shit tongs" which means you trap his face between your thighs and then you fart and shart in his face until he pukes

[Anonymous No.14194811]

>young men in the grocery store with hands down their pants

[Anonymous No.14194888]

>>14194732
>didn’t live in a very good area
t. Some faggot that lived in a nice suburb outside of a real shithole

[Anonymous No.14194896]

>>14193757
No you wouldn't have you pussy.

[Anonymous No.14194900]

>>14194888
Lol i mean the apartment complex i lived in would have at least a murder a year just within that complex and was in a very urban area with equally dangerous neighborhoods surrounding it but okay???

[Anonymous No.14194927]

>>14186690

[Anonymous No.14194974]

>>14194900
>A murder a year

That's like 1 murder a year bro, that's fuck all.

[Anonymous No.14195006]

>>14188208
go grab your dads cock and choke on it you fat piece of shit subhuman

[Anonymous No.14195051]

>>14190889
>we tip with a rip

[Anonymous No.14195067]

the way my roommate eats pisses me off. i hear every part of their mouth and esophagus moving when they chew, and they insist on saying "ahh" after every sip they take of a drink

[Anonymous No.14195068]

>>14194692
>running away from dinner-farts

[Anonymous No.14195071]

>>14188163
Obviously

[Anonymous No.14195072]

>>14194900
Dude, I get at least three murders a year in my own house, and I live alone.

[Anonymous No.14195083]

>>14194974
>one murder a year
>in an apartment complex with maybe 100 people
>fuck all

okay

[Anonymous No.14195185]

My friend set me up on a blind double date with him, his GF me and one of his GF friends.
She was a cute 8/10 filipino qt 3.14.
We went out to dinner at a nice place and we were all sitting around talking and things were going well.
The she orders.
Lots of food.
To take home to her family.
And expects me to pay for it. (I didn't know until after the meal).
As she eats, we are talking and laughing. She laughs with her mouth open and full of food.
Some food fell out of her mouth and she just scraped it back off the plate and re-ate it.
She gets on her phone and talks with one of her family members, in that high pitched, filipino gibberish. With her mouth open and full of food.
She got up to use the ladies room, and gave me a kiss on the check, which left food stains on the side of my face.
I could go on but I think everyone gets the point.

[Anonymous No.14195200]

>>14195185
>Some food fell out of her mouth and she just scraped it back off the plate and re-ate it.
Oh the horror.

[Anonymous No.14195276]

>>14189729
I do shit like this. It’s a bad habit. I need to learn to stop.

[Anonymous No.14195312]

>>14186664
FUCK

[Anonymous No.14195343]

>>14186629
>at thanksgiving dinner
>uncles second wife’s daughters husband (not even meming) drinks an energy drink and starts burping at the table
>start seething
>puts his elbows on the table
>excuse myself from the table
>walk past kitchen
>take a shot of bourbon
>mfw I have to pretend to not be pissed off the whole dinner

[Anonymous No.14195360]

>>14193659
Yeah how silly of me, what country is the photo from?

[Anonymous No.14195389]

>>14195083
that's like 1% dude. That's fuck all. hahaha lmaoing at your life pussy

[Anonymous No.14195398]

>>14193636
my guy

[Anonymous No.14195406]

>>14192606
More like charmingly airheaded/clutz/lazy, but yes.

They shouldn't be running to school either.

[Anonymous No.14195441]

>>14195398
kek

[Anonymous No.14195490]

>>14186690
Exactly how fat are you?

[Anomymous No.14195875]

>>14195490
Not very, I don't know how to calculate bf%, but maybe 10 pounds away from being "skinny"

[Anonymous No.14195935]

>>14190889
>we tip with a rip!
damn, been a while since I seen this one

[Anonymous No.14195952]

>>14186629
I once went over to my aunts house she had 17 adopted kids and one day the down syndrome kid was sitting at the 12 foot long dining table with a giant can of pork and beans, a bag of cheddar cheese and a gallon of milk. he would alternate taking enormous mouth fulls of the beans and cheese from using a serving spoon and great gulps of milk.

I didn't even blink because shit like this was normal at her house.

[Anonymous No.14196039]

>>14195952
oh and before anyone asks no he was not fat though he can eat a bear under the table.

[Anonymous No.14196577]

>he would alternate taking enormous mouth fulls of the beans and cheese from using a serving spoon and great gulps of milk.
I eat like this when I'm alone

[Anonymous No.14196944]

May sound bitchy, but my fathers girlfriend has a blind son who eats food like a fucking mole, no joke. And he eats with his mouth open while pawing around the fucking table.

[Anonymous No.14197767]

>>14193548
Not a bad idea, but I think I'm better off alone at this point. I love having loads of excess time to do whatever I want. Hope you can find a nice trap of your own someday, though.

[Anonymous No.14197973]

My brother breathes extremely heavily when he eats. It sounds like he just finished running a marathon everytime he eats, it's fucking disgusting and loud as fuck.

[Anonymous No.14197977]

>>14188259
you should start smoking

[Anonymous No.14197981]

>>14193789
thats because the smoking area is suppossed to be outside

[Anonymous No.14198010]

>>14186690
Based

[Anonymous No.14198023]

>>14188158
kill your brother

[Anonymous No.14198028]

>>14198010
Incorrect.

[Anonymous No.14198089]

>>14186629
This one time I spat in the sink without looking only to find out that my mom had a bowl of shrimp thawing there.

[Anonymous No.14198170]

>>14189688
I wanr to fucking kill this guy, pick him by his pencil neck and shove my 9 inch cock up his ass while beating his stupid head against the sink holy shit this guy makes me seethe so hard

[Anonymous No.14198575]

>>14186690
You are my hero.

[Anonymous No.14198638]

Not really the worst table manners, but my gf would turn on random youtube videos to watch while we ate together and I was trying to talk to her. I wouldn't mind if we were watching TV together with dinner or something because it's more like a shared activity.

Also eating chicken right down to the cartilage really fucking bothers me.

[Anonymous No.14198702]

>>14186795
How exactly is that a problem

[Anonymous No.14198743]

>>14186642
1 why do the children look like gremlins lmfao
2 is this some sort of Benihana thing?

[Anonymous No.14198745]

>>14186954
this is basically all I care about. you do this you need to be executed

[Anonymous No.14198924]

>>14186954
>go to friends house for sleepover
>his mom makes mac and cheese
>LITERALLY every single person at the table except for me chews with their mouth open
It's like a very special ring of hell for 10 year olds.

[Anonymous No.14198940]

>>14188573
Plenty in Japan.

[Anonymous No.14198980]

>>14193485
Why did she marry him?

[Anonymous No.14198992]

>>14195067
This would make a great sitcom

[Anonymous No.14198998]

>>14195200
She should have rolled it in a napkin then blowtorch it to dispose of it

[Anonymous No.14199003]

>>14186629
My dad (retarded boomer of course) is an overweight fuck. When I was 17 for my birthday he forced me to go to olive garden (I just wanted do something basic like stay home and order pizza and then go out with friends later) but he forced me, my mom and my little sister to go. When I say forced I literally mean he had an argument with my mom about what he wanted to do for my birthday and basically dragged her to the car. To avoid further confrontation and embarrassment in front of the neighbors I took my little sister and we all just went. I had some shitty pasta, my mom had a salad, my sister had some kids meal shit. My dad had like 6 plates of food and I will never forget him looking at me in the face, with that disgusting, greasy tomato nuclear orangy sauce smeared around his lips, and with his mouth full of food saying "this is good eating ain't it boy?" There was sauce all over the table, half-eaten bread rolls, he talked with his mouth full, didn't bother to use napkins to clean up his face it was revolting. Ever since I moved out I have finished medical school, worked out for an hour 5x a week, follow a strict pescatarian diet, never exceed more than 2500 calories a day with few holiday exceptions, only drink water, black coffee, black/herbal tea and wine, and have recently gotten a 5000 graft FUT hair transplant because I don't want to be bald like him.

[Anonymous No.14199025]

>>14189729
I do this with popcorn. The worst part is that I'm aware I eat it like that, and I'll try to just eat a bag normally, but I always end up just shoving handfuls in my mouth before I get halfway through.

[Anonymous No.14199044]

>>14199003
nice blog, too bad it didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.14199060]

>>14187034
HAHA THAT'S ORIGINAL AND FUNNY

[Anonymous No.14199063]

>>14189729
crunching multiple chips at once feels noice

[Anonymous No.14199065]

>>14192562
why was the kid horrified?

[Anonymous No.14199069]

>>14191974
Well retard if you have ever eaten spaghetti you have paid money for it.

[Anonymous No.14199076]

>>14186795
Why are footfaggots so obnoxious

[Anonymous No.14199080]

>>14188229
>Hi I'm white washed and hate Asians
Dude all Asians do this except the Japanese. And the only reason they don't is their autistic obsession with manners

[Anonymous No.14199081]

>>14188163
No were white.

[Anonymous No.14199089]

>>14186642
>no plates available
>kids' faces are clean showing they didn't scarf their food down

Idk I think they were supposed to eat it that way?

[Anonymous No.14199094]

>>14199080
>weeb alert
You've never seen them pick up a bowl and start sucking down a bowl of noodles apparently.

[Anonymous No.14199118]

>>14188295

[Anonymous No.14199486]

>>14186690
ive realized i sorta do this
people at work who i go to lunch with call me a quick eater. i get my order and get to work on it while everyone else is talking about some dumb work bs that 99% of the time doesnt involve me. so im done with lunch while their food isnt even halfway through and gotten cold. i try pacing myself but im still always the first to finish.

bit of a cringey story:
for my first office job my boss took me out to lunch on him and i didnt really understand how big first impressions are at the time
took me to a hole in the wall deli and i didnt really know what to get cause the menu was weird and anyways i was anxious and had butterflies in my stomach so i just refused the meal despite his pleading.
ended up just staring at him eat the whole time

[Anonymous No.14199488]

>>14186664

You could have just done
>waitress hands
and it would have worked with your pic.

[Anonymous No.14199500]

>>14189684
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.14199536]

>>14189567

There's a vid of a disgusting fat poo eating something, I think it might be lassi. It's supposed to be satire but it's too close to home for that. I can't find it, thankfully.

[Anonymous No.14199540]

>>14189618
That facial expression looks like disgust.

[Anonymous No.14199547]

>>14198638
I eat the cartilage.

[Anonymous No.14199565]

>>14193690
>that psychological thing where they rage about people making sounds when eating

Misophonia, hatred of sounds. Rick Gervais probably has a moderate case of it. Saw a docu on a mom who prior to therapy had to plug ears when eating with her kids. I don't have it that bad, but it's really crazy how unpleasant sounds can just ignite this white hot rage inside.

[Anonymous No.14199569]

>>14193739

My mother and brother started doing this a few years back, they'll cut their pasta like you would a childs meal. I try to hide my disgust.

[Anonymous No.14199582]

>>14195952

Firebomb the place before they move out, in Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.14199639]

>>14186795
That's disgusting despite the fact that it gave me an erection.

[Anonymous No.14199752]

>>14188632
the fine dining scenarios ive worked in as a server have always at the end of the shift divvy up our tips to all other positions save manager.
the percentage that went to those positions were pretty medicore so they eventually set up a 'kitchen worker fee' so my boys in the back could get more (like... 3%) but that made some bitches SO MAD ill tell ya

[Anonymous No.14199778]

>>14186690
Putting this in my "people who did nothing wrong" folder

[Anonymous No.14199996]

I'm not a messy eater, I'm a fast easter.
I always wondered why though.
I wasn't abused, I didn't have to fight for food at table it wasn't like if you don't eat fast you can't the portions you want.

The closest answer I've gotten to is growing up watching anime like DBZ or cartoons where they eat food really fast(i used to watch tv when I ate), and I must have modeled my eating habits after that because I thought Goku and co. were super cool and wanted to be like them.

[Anonymous No.14200045]

>>14199536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCDFEQzjIRM
I got you brosef

[Anonymous No.14200151]

>>14196944
that's a little sad.
:(

[Anonymous No.14200167]

>>14196944
Lol get video sometime, i wanna laugh at that

[Anonymous No.14200392]

>>14189344

My brother does that too. Each time he opens his mouth it's still full so it makes a nasty sound.......like when you stir a pot of mac 'n cheese only the sound is emanating from his mouth.

[Anonymous No.14200450]

>>14199044
I don't know this is 4chan and autists like him are a plenty here

[Anonymous No.14200469]

>>14191980
>implying anyone this germ-phobic would ever partake in the beverage of the manly manly men

[Anonymous No.14200480]

>>14186690

[Anonymous No.14200487]

>>14188463
i appreciate legitimate crazies

[Anonymous No.14200498]

>>14199025
it'd be weirder to eat only one kernel at a time

[Anonymous No.14200537]

>>14195952
downies are the fucking best

[Anonymous No.14200630]

>>14199752
Yeah, I can see it being different in other restaurants. The kitchen workers in the place I worked just got a flat wage (slightly above minimum), while the waiters/waitresses were free to keep their tips individually, but were paid less than minimum.

Like I said earlier, that kind of squabbling would be much less of an issue if they just charged people waiters a commission fee for meals, but that is against the interest of most owners and waiters, due to the potentially lower wages for owners and net gains for waiters.

[Anonymous No.14200949]

>>14199044
What part of his story is unbelievable to you?

[Anonymous No.14200963]

>>14186629
eating with anyone from mainland China. Fuckers talk with mouths full of food, and don't even cover their mouths, so food fucking flies everywhere. Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14200965]

Oh I have a lot of this shit.
>work for old chinese dude
>great guy, great boss overall, gives me free shit and extra money all the time but
>never washes his hands
>picks his nose at the table
>sometimes does it in restaurants
>cups in his office are always dirty (im not his maid so thats not my problem)
>leaves food out uncovered for several hours before he remembers to eat it
>eats meat in that disgusting third worlder asian way
>does that thing where a chunk of fish goes in his mouth then he picks out bones
>uses his personal chopsticks and utensils to get food from dishes and takeout boxes everyone's eating from
>sometimes just moves stuff around for no reason, not even to get at something under
>uses his dirty unwashed hands to pick up food for other people
>touches the parts of food you normally dont touch, like the cheese on a pizza, the frosting on a cake and leaves his thumb print, the meat on a drumstick when handing things out

cont

[Anonymous No.14200981]

>>14200965
>other people at work (so more chinese people)
>every time we go to a company dinner it's a seafood buffet or anywhere with lots of crab and lobster
>they all load up their plates and the ones that arent bumbling old people get two plates
>several plates of seafood at the table
>just biting into it and sucking out the meat
>crunch crunch crunch suck suck suck
>loud sucking noises
>massive pile of shells at the table
>go back for more
>the moment something good comes out someone immediately reports back and they swarm the new thing
>sometimes ill see other yellow people parties do the same thing too and the new thing is immediately gone
>ill get two crab legs and the old ladies (nice of them, I guess, if gross) see my plate and take a bunch of their crab and lobster from their plate that they've been working through so it's a mess and put it on mine, on top of my other food

cont

[Anonymous No.14201035]

>>14200981
>younger coworkers
>we go out separately sometimes, being the same age group
>one guy eats fast as shit
>just barrels through his food
>finishes most of it before of us have stopped blowing on it to cool down
>naturally, he begins sweating like a motherfucker
>forehead glistening and everything
>huffing and puffing AFTER he's done eating like he's about to have a heart attack
>everyone tells him to slow down but he always does this, even at places that arent buffets

>other guy
>always orders too much food that everyone knows he wont finish to take home
>leaves his actual order half eaten but doesnt take that home
>when everyone's splitting the bill evenly
>orders extra drinks then conveniently forgets to pay for them
>even after we start splitting the bill, so he's just straight up missing money
>never tips
>doesn't even put in his share of tax until prompted
>sometimes just says he doesnt have enough money and doesnt want to use his credit card in said location
>he picked the location

>another guy, also the guy before
>always wants to watch something while we eat
>even at work
>two, three phones come out to tune in to the same esports stream
>just watching esports talking with their mouths full at a restaurant
>sometimes in the work cafeteria
>couple of times they brought ipads specifically for this
>second guy tried to get us to watch anime in a restaurant with this setup before

[Anonymous No.14201120]

I typically try to combine different types of food that mix well together by having them in my mouth at the same time. For example, I’ll take a bite of a sandwich then take a bite of fries, then chew. I do this with pretty much everything that’s on my plate. Is this weird?

[Anonymous No.14201215]

>>14193485
Damn, your cousin married him?

[Anonymous No.14201272]

>>14200981
Can confirm we went to an all you can eat seafood buffet, every time they brought out the crab, fucking chinks would grab as much as they could, they kept going back for more. I have no idea where they were putting it. and they call americans piggy eaters.

[Anonymous No.14201301]

>>14188614
Underrated

[Anonymous No.14201580]

>>14188573
>>14193677
>>14193789
I should've mentioned that yea the smoking area in my country (australia) is outside, and its normally in the corner of the beer garden.

>>14197977
not worth the hassle

[Anonymous No.14201675]

i hate the sound of people chewing food with their mouth open. same with that sound of breathing like a drowning animal when fat people are trying to eat fast.

[Anonymous No.14201795]

>>14189729
salt inhilation, triggers recpetors in my brain crunch crackle crisple

[Anonymous No.14201802]

>>14186629

[Anonymous No.14201806]

>>14195185
>To take home to her family.
>And expects me to pay for it. (I didn't know until after the meal).
did you pay for it?

[Anonymous No.14201946]

>>14199003
that sucks man

[Anonymous No.14201983]

>>14194741
>5 miles
>a good couple hours
jesus, how fat are you?

[Anonymous No.14203271]

>>14186795
I'd prefer if she did that with cheesecake instead.

[Anonymous No.14203344]

>>14186644
Black ex-server of 4 years here.
I wish it weren't so, but you're absolutely right.

>Successful black women can be nags and expect to be treated like royalty and tolerate no mistakes. Sometimes taking it on a personal level
>Good-for-nothings who ask for water and steal soda
>Hoods who crank call the restaurant and make fake orders with specific demands (had one guy ask for a black delivery driver, even though the dumb ape didn't give an address)
>Deadbeats who can't afford the food but think they're entitled to a discount
>Idiots who bring a coupon for a competing chain and get mad when we don't honor it.

[Anonymous No.14203358]

>>14201120
Pretty gross. Once food is in your mouth, you shouldn't open your mouth again until you swallow. If you want foods in combination, combine them on a fork .

[Anonymous No.14203364]

Not eating all your food

[Anonymous No.14203386]

>>14186690
>Eating for meditation and me time.
Wtf.

[Anonymous No.14203847]

>>14191974
Teach me how to pirate spaghetti

[Anonymous No.14203884]

>>14188295
I appreciate the way you wrote this.

[Anonymous No.14203888]

>>14188314
Found the Homestuck fan

[Anonymous No.14203905]

>>14186659
that guy in the last panel
>Why are you doing this?
>What is wrong with you?
>Do I look like a child?
>Why do I have to wear the bib?
>What am I supposed to do with this loose pile of table pasta?
>Why?

[vic No.14203957]

>>14200151
Yeah it's sad until you realize he's 27 years old and never learned basic fucking manners like chewing with your mouth closed

[Anonymous No.14203959]

>>14192606
Basically yes. It's supposed to be like a single shot of every Japanese no-no all at once.
>Hair unkempt
>Uniform all sloppy and asymmetrical
>No bow/stockings/other minor accessory
>Late for anything
>Late for school
>Running to school
>Running on public pathways
>Eating solid stuff in public while standing
>Eating solid stuff while moving
>Eating while running
>Probably like 12 other things that I missed
It's supposed to be like some cute little girl doing a ton of rude-as-fuck stuff and it being funny because of how extremely absurd it is.
Like, imagine some little innocent [insert very neat/tidy Euro culture here] girl talking loudly, eating and spitting while she talks, scratching her ass, swearing like a sailor, and asking people extremely personal questions, all in public. It would be so fucking bizarre that it would almost be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.14204009]

>>14199094
No, that's part of their manners.
It's actually considered rude/weird to chew noodles there (I think it's also the same with bubble tea). You're supposed to just swallow the noodles and they slide down your throat, pulling the whole noodle in. Like, if you don't at least mutter "itedakimasu" under your breath before eating, and you don't deep-throat your soup, people look at you all cock-eyed, like you're some autistic foreigner who insists on taking his shoes and socks off before eating in public.

[Anonymous No.14204378]

>>14203847
just look up spaghetti on piratebay bro

[Anonymous No.14204764]

>>14204378
Ok i did and it was all porn

[Anonymous No.14205246]

>>14203358
I knew a chick that would always jew exactly 36 times before swallowing.

[Anonymous No.14205253]

>>14205246
I meant chew

[Anonymous No.14205384]

>>14205253
no you didn't

[Anonymous No.14205677]

pro tip: if you like good hygiene, DO NOT live with Chinese people

[Anonymous No.14205849]

>>14188295
I wanna try that

[Anonymous No.14206276]

>>14205677
Bro, I used to clean up Chinatown as community service.

I've seen that abyss.

[Anonymous No.14206752]

>>14205246
I knew a other guy who did like 6 million

[Anonymous No.14206768]

This shit fills me with an indescribable rage

[Anonymous No.14207230]

We had jimmy johns catered to us at work and my friend took his sub, held it upright near his body away from the table, and began to devour it while we were sitting with another coworker.

The subs were huge so it was really disturbing when I saw that he ate 3/4ths of the fucking thing in the span of 4 maybe 5 minutes? Shit was repulsive. The kicker was that later on in the shift my coworker came up to me and said that he was also disgusted at what he saw and he pretty much called my friend a fat ass. I didn’t want to hurt his feelings so I haven’t told him.

[Anonymous No.14207744]

>>14187204
>16 working in a fast food joint cause my dad said it builds character
>Black people always leave a mess
>Cleaning the dining area one day
>Lil black kid starts picking up after himself while I'm sweeping and wiping tables
>"Oh no honey, das dey job, not yours"
>Sheboon looks right at me
>"Aint dat right?"
>Literally just stare at her as she grabs her lil statistic and waddles out of the joint

It's ALWAYS the sheboons. At least the fucking black dudes have the decency to not be seen eating in public mostly but when they do, they're also guilty. Black single mothers are responsible for creating an environment where blacks are looked down upon.

[Anonymous No.14207765]

>>14193678
God damn that image reminds me of how my parents love to sit there staring at their phones during dinner/movies/social gatherings, and whenever i answer a single text i hear "You're never off that thing haha!".

[Anonymous No.14207773]

>>14200965
>>14200981
chink here
this is all par for the course

>>14201272
there's not that much meat per crab
it's messy as all hell but it's really just a pittance of actual food

[Anonymous No.14207777]

>>14203358
>If you want foods in combination, combine them on a fork .
might be the most autistic thing itt

[Anonymous No.14207778]

>>14198638
While it's rude if you wanna have a conversation, you really should be cracking and sucking the marrow from those bones bro, shit's great. Not in public of course

[Anonymous No.14207806]

>>14195875
>Not very, I don't know how to calculate bf%, but maybe 10 pounds away from being "skinny"

[Anonymous No.14207825]

>>14207778
I've never personally liked the taste of cartilage, but seeing people baring their teeth and gnawing and chomping at the bone to pry off the last flecks of skin is too animalistic for my liking. Grosses me out.

[Anonymous No.14207850]

>>14194896
Think on...

[Anonymous No.14207985]

>>14207744
>Black single mothers
That's redundant...

Just say Black mothers. Same thing and saves time.

[Anonymous No.14208131]

>>14206768
The people who watch ASMR are the same people who waited in line for that free little Ceasars deep dish pizza a couple years back.

[Anonymous No.14208194]

Was at a meeting for a club at college and an organization donated us some pizza, the dude sitting next to me used his laptop as a plate

[Anonymous No.14208662]

>>14207825
Your bloodline is weak

[Anonymous No.14208702]

>>14207744
Uh, it is your job. Fast food tries to train customers to do it so they can employ fewer people.

[Anonymous No.14208717]

>>14206768
Honest question: What type of person watches this?

[Anonymous No.14208724]

>>14208702
I'm not saying cleaning isn't a job, it's just incredibly rude for a sheboon to say it like that. Also, that 2nd part is retarded and so are you

[Anonymous No.14208725]

>>14186690
you are on the spectrum are you?

[Anonymous No.14208726]

>>14208717
Look at the view counts
>makeup-caked whore: 10's of millions of views
>normal looking couple: a few thousand
Pretty obvious if you ask me

[Anonymous No.14208736]

>>14208726
Average looking people doing this stuff also get millions of views, and there's way better videos not food related if you just want to jerk off to thots. I don't think it's that.

[Anonymous No.14208744]

My brother holds his fork and knife like this while cutting food. Every time my parents tried to get him to stop he got pissed and kept doing it to be rebellious
He's 22. He's still doing it

[Anonymous No.14208758]

>>14208736
I don't think that its people intentionally viewing the video for erotic purposes, but rather that food plus attractive woman in the thumbnail is enough to get plenty of people to click. Put a half-naked woman on anything and it'll sell.

[Anonymous No.14208765]

>>14186629
Me, I smoke and eat at the same time whenever I get the chance

[Anonymous No.14208775]

>>14187204
i can always tell if a bus goes through a black neighborhood because there'll piles of garbage and sunflower seed shells all over the floor

[Anonymous No.14208877]

>>14207230
Your friend is a chad, and you and your coworker are betas. You should probably take notes.

[Anonymous No.14209205]

>at bar
>guy throws up in his pint
>immediately drinks his own puke to "not waste any alcohol"
fucking alcoholics

[Anonymous No.14209208]

>>14209205
Im an alcoholic but I've never fucking even come close to thinking about doing that

[Anonymous No.14210100]

>>14209205

I remember about 36 hours out of the last two weeks and not even I would drink my own fucking vomit.

[Anonymous No.14210251]

>>14208744
I do that, if I have the misfortune of having a dull knife.

[Anonymous No.14210375]

>>14210251
Well then dont live in a shithole

[Anonymous No.14210451]

Caughing without turning away and covering their mouth. Also went on a date with a girl who was talking super loud about her period. The whole restaurant was looking.

[Anonymous No.14210466]

>>14210451
Did you smash?