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14185114 No.14185114 [Reply] [Original]

Why when I poop corn comes out whole?

>> No.14185146

>>14185114

because you're a sub-human Finngoloid

>> No.14185152

>>14185114
It's a grain and humans weren't designed to digest grains

>> No.14185191

you didn't chew it

>> No.14185208

try chewing it instead of swallowing them whole
the seeds are intended to make it through your digestive tract if not punctured, that's how they propagate after all

>> No.14185218

>>14185114
"There were these two homosexual guys talking about how they were having sex with each other," he explains. "One was eating the other's butthole and he blew diarrhoea all over the other guy's face, and when he opened his mouth he had a corn kernel on his tongue. I used to walk around to people who knew the story and say 'corn' just to gross them out." To fit in with Davis' obsessions with childhood, he spelled the name as a five-year-old might, and came up with the band's logo in a matter of seconds, scrawling the name in crayon with his left hand, and including a backward 'R' to emphasise the pre-school aesthetic.

>> No.14185237

the husks are cellulose which is indigestible by humans

>> No.14185245

>>14185114
Seek medical help you weirdo!

>> No.14185257
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14185257

>>14185218
Wasn't he also molested as a kid?

>> No.14185265

If you want a fun food experiment then try eating nothing but corn as a meal for one day
The results are shocking!
Bonus points if you pair it with a heavily dyed drink

>> No.14185267

>>14185257
Corn wasn't in europe at that time.

So, what's your point?

>> No.14185318

If you weren't a brainlet and were alpha enough to diligently analyze your stools you would know it's just the outer husk and they're not whole pieces, bad bait

>> No.14185365

yesterday i found a whole undigested kidney bean in my shit or rather i had to dig it out of my asshole with tp because my stool was too soft. note to self chew more.

>> No.14185430

That's never happened to me as an adult. Try chewing your food.

>> No.14185436

I love corn

>> No.14186904

Stop shoving the whole cob up your ass OP.

>> No.14187791

>>14185365
You need to drastically adjust your diet if your stools are that soft. Everything should come out as a single log, firm but not hard and passed easily via a feeling of relief and exultation

>> No.14187809

>>14185114
You're supposed to eat them to get the maximum nutrition.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecotrope

>> No.14187863

>>14187791
my shit yesterday was hard and came out fully formed, first wipe clean too

>> No.14187891

>>14185208
I think that's more for birds so the seeds get spread around.

>> No.14187892

>>14187863
>too much information

>> No.14187920

>>14187892
this thread is now my turd blog

>> No.14187922

>>14185152
I'm not human and my digested corn comes out intact cobs.

>> No.14187952

Maissi on paskaa ja sä oot alaikäinen

>> No.14187962

>>14185267
"Corn" is British for "grain". I've heard a story about UK ordered "corn" from USA after WW2 and they got maize instead of wheat or rye.

>> No.14187972

nyymin maissi pökäleet...

>> No.14187975

>>14187962
>"Corn" is British for "grain"

u.... wut....... ?

>> No.14187981

>>14185114
>corn comes out hole
kek

>> No.14188001

>>14187962
>>14187975
derived form the german 'korn', which is also where the word 'kernel' comes from. it's an older word than europe's knowledge of maize.
anyway, 'corn' hasn't been a coloquial for all grains for a long long time.
turns out that cultures older than a couple of centuries have quite an interesting linguistic history.

>> No.14188006

>>14188001
That nice and all, but what's your opinion on the pop supergroup known as KoЯn?

>> No.14188017

>>14188006
they were fun when i was 12

>> No.14188520

>>14188006
it's corny

>> No.14188532

>>14185218
Country boys make do

>> No.14188555

>>14185152
Humans weren't "designed" to do anything, christfag.

>> No.14188594

I love corn but the vinegar shits from it are just plain hell

>> No.14188629

>>14185146
Wow that's rude, are you alright?

>> No.14188649

Only the outer husk is indigestible, it just looks whole because it's stuffed with your yummy shit!

>> No.14189205

>>14187891
Literally the same thing

>> No.14189248

>>14185114
Because it wasn't nixtamalized as Quetzalcoatl intended and instructed humans to do. Enjoy your pellagra.