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14183968 No.14183968 [Reply] [Original]

why is amazon so fucking unreliable rn

i just want to make some homemade bread, and i've waited so long for my dutch oven, but not a single thing showed up

/ck/ explain

>> No.14183978
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14183978

I'm hijaking this shitty thread because i'm too lazy to make my own. I just got a le cruset dutch oven, what makes it special? it's the 22cm one

>> No.14183979

>>14183978
bro that rubber looks like its gonna melt

>> No.14183983

>>14183979
That's not my picture but it's not made out of rubber it's plastic. I hear all this faggotry about how these can last years and i'm not seeing it

>> No.14183991

>>14183979
>>14183983
After your spend several hundred dollars on the 'ultimate' dutch oven, you're asked to spend a few more on a stainless steel knob, since the plastic one that it comes with is not oven safe:
https://www.lecreuset.co.uk/signature-stainless-steel-knob

They make good stuff, but at those prices you should get a steel knob as standard.

>> No.14184011

>>14183968
everyone and their mom has been ordering everything online nonstop for the past two moths and the carriers are backed up

>> No.14184014
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>>14183991
Jesus Christ. I'm glad i got it as an inheritance then. 18 dollars for some steel top made in China? They need to bring back the guillotine for these cheese eating surrender monkey motherfuckers. I haven't used it yet. I'll make some tomato sauce in it tomorrow.

>> No.14184016

>>14184011
fucking moms

>> No.14184027

>>14184011
>>14184016
goddamnit Karen

>> No.14184260

>>14183968
The warehouses had to cut back on how many workers they can have on site while also sanitizing the whole place every few hours due to covid 19, and since everybody is cooped up in the house and many physical retailers are shut down they have switched to Amazon for buying stuff even more and not just for things they can't find locally. These two factors combined have made it so Amazon shipping is now back to what it used to be in the mid 2000's, even if you have prime I guarantee you aren't getting orders in within the usual time it takes.

>> No.14184489

Since when the fuck did you need a $300 ennamel dutch oven to bake bread

>> No.14184500

You have no one but the niggers to blame. They're killing truckers and blocking interstates.

>> No.14184514

>>14184489
since when do you NOT need a $300 ennamel dutch oven to bake bread


virgin

>> No.14184517

>>14183968
Isn't a dutch oven a sexual fetish thing where people get off on whiffing eachother's farts after hot boxing themselves with sex partners while suffering from flatulence?

>> No.14184533

>>14184517
only 4channel would know about the fetish but never have heard of the actual object

>> No.14184554
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14184554

>>14183968
Stop baking bread

t. Wh*teoid Internet Defence Force

>> No.14184562

>>14183968
Got a 4 qt Staub for $100. Only took a few days to arrive.

>> No.14184568

>>14184489
OP's pic is the Amazon Essentials brand.

>> No.14184679
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14184679

>waited ages for amazon to deliver Dutch oven
>doesn't even lie flat

>> No.14184851

>>14184679
you need to spend $500 on a le creuset if you want something that doesn't wobble, foolish consumer

>> No.14184879

>>14184851
no ill spend £100 on a lodge

>> No.14184880
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14184880

>all these faggots are buying up all the bread flour so I can only use AP to make bread

I hate you all.

>> No.14184890

>>14184879
no, consumer, you must spend $500 if you want wobble-free operation
plus another $40 for the oven-safe knob

>> No.14185299

>>14184890
i might given in to the temptation and buy a le creuset
ugh I'm such a sissy slut for french engineering

>> No.14185320

>>14185299
good goyim

>> No.14185325

>>14185299
>>14185320
i mean, consumer

>> No.14185326

>>14185320
lodge dutch ovens just can't compete with big french dutch ovens
uguuu im diddling my clitty just thinking about it

>> No.14185330

>>14183991
this right here is the sole reason I switched to Staub, ‘cause fuck your nickel and diming me; it’s like when you stay at the Four Seasons, you have to pay for internet, resort fee, parking, but at a mediocre Hilton, that’s all free...”you’re stupid enough to buy expensive shit, so you’re stupid enough to pay for extras”

>> No.14185333

>>14185326
post bobs and vagene

>> No.14185338

>>14185326
yes! you need a $500 french dutch oven to be happy, remember?

>>14185330
don't be foolish, you will never achieve enlightenment without our superior wobble-free dutch oven. it's even oven-safe if you purchase the steel knob for a small additional cost!

>> No.14185345

>>14183968
Joggers probably jogged off with your last three, but Amazon doesn't want to admit it

>> No.14185406

>>14185299
Never buy it, only inherit it. I was lucky to get one from my dad. Try your luck at ebay or thrift stores

>> No.14185434
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14185434

they're doing their best

>> No.14185435

>>14185338
>wobble free
worth it
enjoy the heat spots mohhamed

>> No.14185439

>>14185435
excellent! thank you for your purchase, consumer!

>> No.14185441
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14185441

Lodge Dutch ovens work just fine and you can get them at target for 40 bucks. Just made some Parmesan cheese bread in one and it came out freaking delicious.

>> No.14185443

>>14185439
damn...so this is the consumerist society we live in....

>> No.14185448

>>14185443
it is better than a spray-painted machete, as they say in my country! hahaha!

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>>14185441

>> No.14185466

>>14185406
Nobody in my family has one. My children will need one.

>> No.14185476

>>14185466
yes! everyone's children will need one! purchase it now, for only $500*!

*not including oven-safe knob: sold separately

>> No.14185485
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14185485

mfw I've never had a problem buying from Amazon, and get free shipping of dirt (potting soil)

>> No.14185802

>>14185441
I'd get so fucking fat if I could just make that myself at will. This just convinced me not to get one. What else can you do with it?

>> No.14185848

>>14184554
It's bizarre how people believe the organic certificaiton makes refined ingredients healthy.

>> No.14185858

>>14184880
I had no trouble getting 5x five pound bags of whole wheat delivered the other day. Are people not buying that?

>> No.14185859

>>14185476
The knob is oven safe silicone. Some people just think metal looks better.

>> No.14185875
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14185875

>>14185802
It's great for braising meat, particularly tough cuts that need to cook for a long time without drying out. This is basically the original slow cooker and you can do a lot with it.

>> No.14185878

>>14185859
Not necessarily, if you're cooking for extended periods of time at 450degrees or higher, it's strongly recommended to swap out the knob as it can start offgassing around those temperatures.

>> No.14185879

>>14183968
joggers got your stuff they looted the amazon trucks.

>> No.14185917

>>14185326
I got a 6 Quart Lodge Dutch Oven and It works perfectly. Also I didn't need to sell my left kidney to afford it like you have to do with Le Creuset

>> No.14185931

>>14184880
Buy sacks only cucksize bread at the supermarket is in slow supply there is a shit tonne of flour

>> No.14185950
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>>14183968
Some groid has your shit now. Enjoy your hand.

>> No.14185975

>>14185879
>>14185950
They tend to just throw out stuff that they can't use or sell. So it's probably in a ditch or a dumpster somewhere because joggers wouldn't know how to use it and they wouldn't know how valuable it is.

>> No.14186208

>>14185859
yes! the metal does look better! and only $39.99!

>> No.14186507
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14186507

>bread aisle of Fred Meyer
>still numerous bags of King Arthur in all sizes
>except bread flour in 5 lbs sacks

Kinda weird that it's the only thing missing, did some youtuber hype up that specific item or something

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>>14184514

Psshhh,

Nothing personnel kid, but I made this with just a wood proofing bowl and an oven. Tasted as good as it looks. 12-hour sourdough.

>> No.14186535

>>14184554
>Can't exist without store bought yeast
What a fucking retard.

You can literally make an unlimited supply at home with water and flour in like 3 -5 days.

>> No.14186541

>>14186507
Youtuber's cant influence the bulk population it's instagram