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14155522 No.14155522 [Reply] [Original]

If there was a pizza god, this is it.

>> No.14155526

>>14155522
wrong and wasted dubs

>> No.14155624
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14155624

>Dripping with grease
>Impossible to hold
>No substance
>Totally fucked cheese that masks the sauce and crust
Shit.

Picrel is good pizza

>> No.14155647

I struggle to find good NY pizza this far from the east coast. I miss it.

>> No.14155735

>>14155624
>dripping with grease
>impossible to hold
someone post pizzaglove.mp4

>> No.14155743
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>>14155522
Fuck NYC and fuck their pizza

New haven style is best

>> No.14155741

>>14155522
I thought NY pizza was a meme until I went to NYC and ate he pizza. Shit is heavenly.

>> No.14155819
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>>14155522
Wrong. There is only one pizza worthy of worship, and Chicago is its hometown.

>> No.14155831
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14155831

Blocks your path

>> No.14155836
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14155836

>>14155522
Bow down before your Midwestern Gods!

>> No.14155898

>>14155819
Disgusting

>>14155831
>>14155836

Meh better then Chicago shit though

>> No.14155908

>>14155522
New York pizza is only well known and praised for being cheap and readily available, not for being good.

>> No.14155911

>>14155908
t. Chicacuck.
That shit is delicious, cheap and readily available.

>> No.14155912

>>14155819
Delicious

>> No.14155914

>>14155819
Fuck no. It’s good but not NYC tier.
Even the NY/NJ transplants living in South Florida make better pizza that Chiraq.

>> No.14155916

>>14155908
Finally someone said it. This NYC cult is really off its rocker

>> No.14155920
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>>14155522

>> No.14155929

>>14155911
Reminds me of this guy I knew who said his favorite pizza was Little Caesar's. He would pass up any pizza in favor of Little Caesar's, saying that Little Caesar's is better. I once asked him to explain what be liked so much about it, why did he think it tasted so much better than any other pizza? His answer was, I shit you not, "It's five bucks! You can't beat that price anywhere!"

>> No.14155945

>>14155929
Mmm taste the savings. I think this is also the reason so many people stick to the dollar menu at McDonald’s. For me, if I’m shoving fast food dogshit down my gullet, I’d rather splurge and actually have it taste somewhat good.

>> No.14155954

>>14155908

Nah, the pizza is good as well.

Thing is, you can produce pizza that good elsewhere. I've had quite a few street pizzas that were just as good as new york pizza.

>> No.14155973

>>14155819

I have a hard time classifying chicago "pizza" as pizza. Is is closer to a lazy lasagna than a pizza.

>>14155831

Detroit is the best style pizza, for sure.

>> No.14155984

>>14155954
Nothing that simple can be properly “good”. Rather, it’s more like an acquired taste. A kind of flavor with a certain je ne sais quoi. The little caesar’s comparison is a good one. LC is a good-tasting pizza for what it is, but you can tell it’s a low-quality pizza. For one, it’s mostly air.

>> No.14155989

>>14155973
>It is closer to a lazy lasagna than a pizza.
So what’s the problem with that?

>> No.14156000

>>14155984

Nigga u crazy. Simple can be tasty.

>>14155989

Nothing, it is just hard for me to call it a pizza.

>> No.14156049

>>14155741
What makes it different from other pizzas? Not baiting it's a serious question. I've never been to New York. I've been to Chicago and their pizza isn't anything special.

>> No.14156085

>>14155819
nice casserole bro

>> No.14156107

>not being brazilian pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.14156172
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>>14156107

That entire video is literally a /ck/ shitpost

>tosses pizza dough in the air like they do on the TV
>fuck up and punch a hole in it instead
>tomato sauce is pink, maybe it is old?
>put on a tiny amount of tomato sauce so I dont get sick
>smothers it with shredded chicken(I think that's chicken...?)
>puts like 10x more mayo than tomato sauce on top of the chicken
>add corn
>cook it in my pizza oven that I fuel with random trash
>keep pizza peel under the pizza most of the time to make sure it is easier to turn :^)
>takes pizza out after turning it 50 goddamn times
>"slices" it with paint spatula because I have no knives
>tosses 3 olives on pizza to finish it off

wa la

>> No.14156228

>>14155819
Ah some 'go 'za

>> No.14156431

>>14155522
Thanks bro! I was about to run out of toilet paper!

>> No.14156441

>no meat slices
>god of pizza
baka damn head, you cunt

>> No.14156449

>>14156441
>baka damn head, you cunt
whatever happened there?

>> No.14156451

why does new york pizza always look like a round version of crappy school cafeteria pizza?

>> No.14156471

>>14155831
>>14155836
>tfw no jets in the south

>> No.14156498

>>14156049
I've heard people claim its the water

>> No.14156830

>>14155522
If I ever have to prove that New Yorkers are braindead, uncultured swine, I just point to their worship of their shit-tier pizza.
It just saddens me that so many people outside of New York have fallen for the meme.

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14157664

You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>> No.14157675

>>14155984
why did you add french to your sentence? this is an english speaking website. you know how to speak english dont you?

>> No.14157676
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14157676

The greatest slice so nice you say it twice the greatest slice

>> No.14158968

>>14155831
What makes Detroit style different than a regular Sicilian?

>> No.14158978

>>14158968
Sicilian is an older style that's typically vegetable-only. Detroit uses less sauce and specifically includes pepperoni.

>> No.14158979
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>>14158968
Detroit style is less about being square and more about the type of crust, which is crispy/crunchy and has no normal dough handle but instead just crispy well done cheese, that's the true defining factor

>> No.14158986

>>14158968
The fact that the Detroit one makes your life expectancy 75 years old on average

>> No.14159254

>>14155522
went to new york for a bit
the entire city is too much of a shithole that the pizza cannot make up for it
rather make my own pizza at home and not have to smell piss and garbage

>> No.14159285

>>14155819
>thinking chicagblow created deep dish pizza

>> No.14159296

>>14158979
>>14158986
detroit is a fucking dump, along with the entire winter wasteland that is Michigan....no one respects you "people" over there and no one cares about any input you have regarding regional foods, since your state and cities are void of any culture

fuck off

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>>14159296
>a bloo bloo bloo
Yeah yeah suck it up you panty waist faggot, you were a nerd as a kid and your liberal white guilt parents probably pegged you as a kid with a black dildo and gave you a girls name just so you'd grow up to be "diverse"

>> No.14159369

>>14159333
shut the fuck up asshole, you dont know WHAT happened in my childhood, and just because your parents actaully nurture you and show you a range of cultures doesnt mean that you'll become some massive tranny of crazy leftist...I just grew up in a much nicer area than fucking detroit, the city is a serious shithole

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>>14155522
Lucali's on Henry Street.

BADDA BING BADDA BOOM

>> No.14159586

>>14156049
It's the minerals in the water, which impacts the flavor/texture of the crust. Or do you mean in terms of how it's made?

>> No.14159610

>>14159285
That's a new one. In a sense you're right. Sicilians created an Easter casserole that served as the inspiration. No surprise there.

>> No.14159612
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14159612

Argentina has the best pizza

I’ll take a slice of fugazzeta with faina over a NY slice any day of the week.

>> No.14159768

>>14159610
New Haven, CT was the first to have deep dish pizza in the United States

>> No.14159860

>>14159612
This looks like the worst things about several types of pizza combined.
>greasy
>too much bread
>low quality
What's there to like about it? Honest question, your photo leaves a lot to be desired.

>> No.14159874

>>14159612
is that some based EL FORTIN?
I truly pity anyone who never enjoyed such delights

>> No.14159885
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>>14159612
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>> No.14159887

>>14159612
that look like a worse version of Brazilian pizza.

>> No.14159888

>>14155522
Based and redpilled. Fuck midwestern faggots and their chicago "pizza"

>> No.14159897

What does southern style pizza look like? Fried pizza?

>> No.14159906

>>14159612
Does this thing have tomato sauce? Or is it just cheese on bread?

>> No.14159920

>>14159612
is that... a giant slice of ham that covers the entire pizza? you have the gall to call that the best pizza?

>> No.14159933

>>14159897
Not enough italians in the south, so no pizza-making heritage

>> No.14159943

>>14159612
>based black man

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>>14155522
Buffalo pizza is good

>> No.14160100

>>14155624

>edges burnt
>inadequate cheese coverage
>crust uneven
>herbs lazily thrown over top

Who would eat this slop

>> No.14160108

>>14156228
I 'njoy 'go 'za with 'oca 'ola

>> No.14160337

>>14155522
>>14155624
>>14155819
>>14155831
>>14157664
NY, Italian, Detroit, Chicago, New Haven... All of these are good in different ways for different reasons. Pizza is good.

>> No.14160357

>>14155624
OPs slice looks like it tastes good, just simple. Yours looks like an uneven mess where over half the pizza is just bread and sauce. Not including the too thick crust, which is just plain bread

>> No.14160548

>>14155522
>>14155624
>>14155819
>>14155831
>>14155836
Literally all of these would taste good. What the fuck is wrong with you fags?

>> No.14160578

>>14155624
that is paradoxically overcooked and undercooked at the same time

>> No.14160765
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14160765

Regina style pizza Bros where we at?

>> No.14160780

>>14160765
I'm not gonna eat your gross vagina pizza.

>> No.14160794

>>14160765

Saskatchewan pizza has always been the best in the world.

>> No.14160796

>>14160765
holy fuck I'm gonna coom

>> No.14160946

>>14160108
>not getting pep on your 'go 'za with 'oca 'ola

>> No.14160988

>>14155624
Euro fag go away

>> No.14160998

>>14160988
As an American, that's my favorite type of pizza. It's just.. objectively the best tasting out of all of these.

>> No.14161172

>>14155522
looks kinda shitty. I bet the best pizza is unironically the kind made by Turkish immigrants in Northern Europe at least. We call it "armhair pizza". Smetana kebab pizza is god tier.

>> No.14161250

>>14155522
It's pretty good. I can make better, but it's pretty good.

>> No.14161281

>>14155522
i bet if i took a bite of that all of the scalding hot cheese would fall right off and smack me in the fucking chin

no thanks.

>> No.14161302

friendly reminder that arguments if taxonomy have never ever been valid. people who say Chicago style "isn't pizza" are frightened and trying to deflect the question at hand. the simple fact of the matter is that they are completely wrong, but more importantly they are being cowards.

>> No.14161335

>>14161281
just let it cool down a little then retard

>> No.14161341

>>14159369
confirmed for childhood pegging