/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14155251]

>I'll have a 2 double cheese burgers
>Is that a combo meal?
>No. Also 2 chicken sandwiches
>Will that be all?
>Large Curly Fry
>Anything else?
>Large Onion Rings
>Would you like a drink?
>Large water, cause I'm on a diet.
You want anything /ck/?
I'm fixin to combine the chicken and cheese burgers to make sex in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.14155544]

>>14155251
I love telling them each item is by itself and then ordering all the components of a combo meal and watching them scramble to fix the price at the end.

[Anonymous No.14155590]

Forgot to make those fries unsalted.
And ask for all the sauces they have and extra salt packs.

[Anonymous No.14155821]

>>14155590
More than half the time I go to fast food there is zero salt on the fries. I always wonder if it's the result of some dumb cunt trying to pull that "no salt fresh fries" bullshit. It makes me mad, because salting the fries at home after they've cooled off is not the same as when the fries are salted fresh and hot from the fryer. The salt just doesn't adhere the same or have that chance to dissolve into the oil before it dries up. Makes the fries garbage.

[Anonymous No.14156138]

>>14155821
keep a bottle of this in your glovebox next to your ranch dressing and gun
just a few shakles and it makes any fries better