/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14149086]

You'd eat this.

Don't lie.

You gigantic slovenly fu/ck/s.

[FIX THE CAPTCHA TRANNY JANNY No.14149099]

Do they sew it together or what?

[Anonymous No.14149129]

yes i would eat it if i have to. would i buy it? no fucking way.

[Anonymous No.14149157]

>>14149086
So fucking dry. I'd need another dozen glasses of coke.

[Anonymous No.14149162]

>>14149086
Except the bun. Also with a diet coke too.

[Anonymous No.14149337]

>>14149157
>>14149162

>coke
>not that white milk gravy hayseeds eat

disappointed...

[Anonymous No.14149357]

op vs midwest pork tenderloin sandwiches, who would win?

[vegan !7EEdHWaFk6 No.14149371]

Nah

[Anonymous No.14149381]

>>14149357

Is each sandwich an entire pork-roast pounded flat?

[Anonymous No.14149388]

>>14149086
what retard made that caption? I've seen the pic before and its from a diner in indiana. its a pork tenderloin sandwich

[Anonymous No.14149389]

>>14149086
flyover land should be MIRVed

[Anonymous No.14149406]

>>14149086
The bun seems kind of perfunctory at that point, no?

Wouldn't it be a better idea to just slice it into strips?

[Anonymous No.14149410]

>>14149086

at first glance i tought it was a gigantic pancake. had it been a gigantic pancake, you bet your bottom dollar i'd ve ate it. but after being disappointed, no. no i wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.14149420]

>>14149406
It's for comical effect

[Anonymous No.14149436]

>>14149381
basically but not quite, you'd be surprised the area you can get out of even a 1" slice of tenderloin.
>>14149388
well shit I thought they looked similar.
>>14149389
you'll need to nuke the germans too, pic related

[Anonymous No.14149449]

>>14149436
If you've eaten that in germany and you've eaten the deep fried meats they serve in fl*over shit holes you wouldn't be making the comparison

In a low res thumbnail they may look similar but I promise you the "meat" served in fl*yover land wouldn't even be legal to import into germany

[Anonymous No.14149476]

>>14149449
>I promise you the "meat" served in fl*yover land wouldn't even be legal to import into germany
Of course not, it's not halal

[Anonymous No.14149510]

>>14149086
That’s a pork tenderloin you stupid fucking nigger faggot retard asshole mung guzzling faggot

[Anonymous No.14149513]

>>14149099
what

[Anonymous No.14149524]

>>14149449
>flattened breaded fried pork is different in germany because europe is far more refined
you’ve never been to germany or anywhere in europe have you?

[Anonymous No.14149537]

>>14149476

based

[Anonymous No.14150236]

>>14149449
based retard, so based that he has alienated himself from himself as god intended

[Anonymous No.14150248]

>>14149510
How do they get a tenderloin into that shape? Why would you batter and fry a tenderloin?

[Anonymous No.14150258]

>>14149157
It's deep fried you fuck

[Anonymous No.14150272]

>>14149086
I'd eat about 1/4 of it, but would require a decent amount of white gravy. Looks incredibly dry.

[Anonymous No.14150505]

>>14149086

no hot sauce on the table.

360° and walk away.

[Anonymous No.14150529]

>>14150505
>he doesn’t bring his preferred hot sauce to dining establishments
if they had hot sauce you would just be complaining it’s the wrong one

[Anonymous No.14150537]

>>14150529
I think I'd just do with what's available

[Anonymous No.14150554]

>no cheese
>no egg
>no ranch dressing
>no Cocoa Puffs® cereal
Sorry, looks kinda bland.

[Anonymous No.14150579]

>>14149476
fucking rekt

[Anonymous No.14150695]

>>14149086
would you eat one of these sandwiches for FIVE MILLION DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.14150700]

>>14149086
looks so dry, like that just looks like a regular toasted bun on top of breading

[Anonymous No.14150709]

>>14149449
>It's different in Europe because it's European.

[Anonymous No.14150717]

>>14149449
>haha look, mom! I put an asterisk in a word I don't like!
Fuck off, retard.

[Anonymous No.14151617]

>>14149086
Where the fuck is the gravy, is it hidden under the bun?

[Anonymous No.14151890]

>>14149086
That's literally exactly my taste.

[Anonymous No.14151903]

>>14149086
I'd eat it if I were sharing it with like 4-5 friends.

[Anonymous No.14151911]

I never understood why amerifats like plain chicken patties with a bun. why even have a bun if it's such a joke of a "sandwich"

and not just this meme dish but in cafeterias etc.
just make a schnitzel

[Anonymous No.14151916]

>>14149086
why in the satan would you asume that I wouldn't?
lmao, im not a tranny vegan eunuch to say no to this.

[Anonymous No.14151928]

Call me Leviticus but I wouldn’t eat a meat wrapped in another meat

[Anonymous No.14151929]

>>14149476
>>14149524
>>14150236
>>14150709
>>14150717
>I've only traveled abroad to shoot brown people with $10,000,000 worth of taxpayer-sponsored bang-bang toys
in germany there are actually food safety laws so you can eat meat how you like it instead of washing it in the sink then soaking it in bleach, then burning it to a crisp and soaking it in bleach again before finally washing it and then bleaching it and even then it's not safe because none of that killed the antibotics giving you MRSA when you eat it

[Anonymous No.14151938]

>>14149086
how would you make one of these at home? could you fry something in a baking dish?

[Anonymous No.14151952]

>>14149099
No, it's just a very thick cut steak pounded into a large, thin, flat disk.

[Anonymous No.14151954]

>>14149406
As someone from the midwest, I must say this: Literally
>>14149420

[Anonymous No.14152113]

>>14149086
>Excuse me waiter? I can't eat this sandwich. I can't even see my own plate. Please cut it into pieces and put it in a bowl or something, so I can eat like a human being. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.14152117]

mmm, only 90 more minutes and I can eat
I'm very overweight so I'm trying intermittent fasting to help me get started
since I have trouble controlling myself in general I just need to put a time limit on when I can and can't eat

[Anonymous No.14152147]

>>14151952
How fucking thick? I pound out fat pork tenderloin cuts for schnitzels at least once a week, and I can't even imagine how thick of a piece of meat it would take to make the shit that size... It would take a whole fucken chicken honestly

[Anonymous No.14152183]

>>14150695
Why would someone spend $5M on a guy eating a sandwich?

[Anonymous No.14152194]

>>14149389
you would nuke your only white people lamo

[Anonymous No.14152213]

>>14149476
looooool

[Anonymous No.14152770]

>>14152147
Well, you'd likely have to use a whole pork tenderloin to create a pork one. For beef, it'd have to be at least 2 inches thick and boneless.

[Anonymous No.14152781]

>>14152194
yes, and?

[Anonymous No.14152792]

Why is that person touching the thing without utensils like a fork and a knife or chopsticks? African people eat with bare hands but he doesn't seem to suffer a bad case of full body melanism either.

[Anonymous No.14152800]

>>14149086
Nah, that "steak" is way too thin, it's probably burnt and hard.

[Anonymous No.14152805]

>>14149476
top kek

[Anonymous No.14152807]

>>14152792
You think you're funny, don't you? I bet you're insufferable in real life.

[Anonymous No.14152814]

>>14152807

What the fuck? I dont eat with my fingers? Like a sandwich might be "ok" but not a fucking huge wiener schnitzel.

[Anonymous No.14154648]

>>14149476
Fuckin got him

[Anonymous No.14154754]

>>14149388
It's autogenerated by some repository site. All the images with the crappy description like that stem from there.

[Anonymous No.14154768]

>>14151929
If you're trying to be caricature of the rent-free meme, you're doing a real good job. On the off chance you aren't, just stop, you and I both know none of that is true, and you got zinged but good, just leave with what dignity you can still claim.

[Anonymous No.14154798]

>>14149476
absolutely fucking destroyed