/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14145566]

ITT:Special Order&"Secret Menu"

[Anonymous No.14145572]

[Anonymous No.14145576]

>>14145566
order a grilled cheese at burger king.

[Anonymous No.14145699]

i am curious about "animal style" at in & out but it's such a gay phrase i have refrained from ordering this

[Anonymous No.14145704]

>>14145576
Don't eat burger king patties if you have trypophobia.

[Anonymous No.14145710]

>>14145699
It's just that "special" island sauce you get at In N' Out. "Animal style" is literally just asking for that sauce to be drenched on your fries or burger, it's not worth it. In N' Out by itself isn't worth it...

[Anonymous No.14145772]

>>14145710
In 'n' Out: Reddit, the restaurant.

[Anonymous No.14145827]

>>14145699
animal style fries aren't animal shaped at all, that should tell you all you need to know.

[Anonymous No.14145835]

>>14145572
My diarrhea looks better than that

[Anonymous No.14145850]

>>14145566
is this even coffee at this point?

[Anonymous No.14145869]

>>14145850
Nobody wants to admit it, but all these people saying they're getting coffee are really just getting milkshakes now.

>average espresso shot size is 70ml
>grande frappucino is 470ml
>that other 400ml is all milk and sugar

[Anonymous No.14145872]

>>14145699
On the burger it means substitute diced grilled onions, add pickle slices, extra thousand island dressing, and have the patty doused with mustard during grilling. On fries it means diced grilled onions, cheese, and thousand island dressing on top of the fries.

[Anonymous No.14145906]

>>14145869
Espresso is more water than a coffee anyway. "Real" coffee drinkers are already moved on to caffeine pill and energy drink.

[Anonymous No.14145921]

>>14145699
lmao sometimes I wonder if these are elaborate trolls. literally imagine being so stuck in your own head and afraid to literally utter a few syllables that the harried worker hears 100s of times a week and thinking they're even going to notice besides just using it to fulfill the order, this goes for any of the strange ways places want.you to order. get over yourself

[Anonymous No.14146034]

>>14145576
>fast food places will sell you less food for full price
holy shit what a secret

[Anonymous No.14146314]

>>14145566
>TIP YOUR BARISTA!
mmm... No.

[Anonymous No.14146816]

>>14145572
How are you supposed to drink that and then live and be healthy and well

[Anonymous No.14146847]

>>14146816
You 're not. Only a fat fuck would order something this disgusting and sugary.

[Anonymous No.14146873]

>>14146816
>live and be healthy and well
the "people" drinking one those things are not thinking about health

[BSN !!mZY1QnL8zTF No.14146914]

>>14145566
Sonic’s purple sprite... so good!

Sprite+lemonade+power aide+cranberry

[Anonymous No.14146933]

>>14145566
This sounds disgusting. Putting a bunch of random shit in a cup doesn't make it a "secret item".

When I used to visit a cafe with friends at the end of the work day, I knew one who'd basically just get milk with caramel shots. It was simple, but it did taste very nice, was very warming.

[Anonymous No.14146936]

I used to get strawberry green tea lemonade from Starbucks. Then I stopped pissing away money for sugar.

[Anonymous No.14146952]

>>14145572
Can you remove the straw please? It's bad for the environment

[Anonymous No.14146969]

>>14145850
There's not coffee in it, so it's not even a coffee drink.

If there were coffee in it, the technical correct term is "coffee drink", not "coffee" just like "vodka redbull" is a cocktail, not "vodka".

[Anonymous No.14147011]

Te only reason I would go to Chipotle is to get the Quesarito. .

[Anonymous No.14147046]

>>14145772
>Reddit, the restaurant.
we really do just say whatever the hell we want on here dont we

[Anonymous No.14147060]

>>14146314

[Anonymous No.14147262]

>>14145566
>barista
>tip

[Anonymous No.14147315]

>>14145704
Why yhe fuck does it look like that anyway
I just try not to look at it.. Which is actually pretty easy to do

[Anonymous No.14147342]

>>14145772
What the fuck are you talking about schizo

[Anonymous No.14147350]

>>14145699
Rate my lunch bros

[Anonymous No.14147419]

>>14147350
Looks like a slob of shit.

[Anonymous No.14147429]

>>14145710
Fag

[Anonymous No.14147430]

>>14147350
>soggy fries drowned with sauce
0/10

[Anonymous No.14147446]

>>14147350
Need-it/10

[Anonymous No.14147447]

>FRAP

[Anonymous No.14147454]

>>14147350
jelly, I could take a leisurely stroll to the one about a mile or so from my house but I would've assumed they were closed for the memoriam

[Anonymous No.14147460]

>>14145906
Redpill me on the caffeine pill. I suck down one cup of coffee in the morning out of habit. How could it possibly compare to that?

[Anonymous No.14147542]

>>14147460
not that anon but I actually got into the pills before coffee. Now I really enjoy coffee and teas for the flavor, and they do have compounds that aren't present in the synthetic caffeine, which if you feel that you're a perceptive person might make a difference. I like to take a caffeine pill, usually broken in half for about 100mg, and take a 100 mg theanine pill as well, which just makes it more enjoyable and is a mood enhancer. This works best if you're relatively clean in your lifestyle, I vacillate between genuine alcoholic dependency and years of sobriety so I have a wide range of experience, and spending the $20 on theanine pills isn't worth it if your body is plugged up with inflammation from a bad lifestyle, but if you're fairly "pure", so to speak, caffeine pills are way way cheaper than even making your own coffee at home, usually, and they're beyond convenient. Do with that what you will

[Anonymous No.14147725]

>>14145572
It looks infected

[Anonymous No.14147735]

>>14145772
What would be 4chan the restaurant?

[Anonymous No.14147826]

When at Taco Bell ask them to put Fritos in anything, it will make everything much better.

[Anonymous No.14147844]

I ordered a quesorito at Chipotle. Hours later my mother passed away. Haven't eaten at Chipotle since, but it was a decent meal.

[Anonymous No.14147890]

>>14145566
>it's unreasonable for you to expect, let alone ask, us to hire competent enough people to prepare milkshakes without fucking up the proportions, so if they don't you should definitely tip them, because they're going above and beyond by not fucking up their job
americans don't have human rights

[Anonymous No.14149816]

>>14147542
Interesting. Well I have decades of drug and alcohol abuse under my skin, but I've also opted to go clean now. So who's to say what would happen if I took the caffeinepill.

[Anonymous No.14149826]

>>14145572
Those strawberries look like they went bad.

[Anonymous No.14149828]

>>14145572
I always see shit like this online but I can never get that where I live at a Starbucks.
Took me years before I could find one that could actually make me the infamous pink drink.

[Anonymous No.14149839]

>>14147735
They don't know.

[Anonymous No.14149844]

>>14147735
>An old-school 24/7 hotdog stand (started in 1939) boasting the original Maxwell Street Polish sausage.

[Anonymous No.14149862]

>>14145699
faggot

[Anonymous No.14150024]

>>14147350
this is the correct move, reg 2x2, animal fries

fuck im back on the east coast and havent had in n out in 5 years

[Anonymous No.14150041]

>>14149844
Coney I-lander, then.

Seven locations in Tulsa, Oklahoma and no where else.

[Anonymous No.14150059]

Don't know if this really counts but here are two:
At Cane's, I always sub the cole slaw for an extra piece of Texas Toast
At Cookout, ordering a quesadilla "tray" with 2 quesadillas on the side (beef, chicken, or just cheese quesadillas) is cheaper than getting just 4 quesadillas.

[Anonymous No.14150069]

>>14147735
A hot dog stand serving coney dogs that someone intentionally contaminated with shit for laughs at the expensive of the customers.

[Anonymous No.14150070]

>>14149826
They're freeze dried. I have no idea what kind of a retard would want their drink topped with them.

[Anonymous No.14150086]

>>14150059
the other thing at cookout is they will add anything to any thing
like getting a chicken wrap with both hot sauce and ranch on it rather than one of those

god i don't like the quesadillas as much as you apparently
My tray
>burger with everything
>2 chicken wraps
or
>one chicken wrap and fries
>cheerwine float

[Anonymous No.14150110]

>>14145566
>secret menu
I don't get this idea. Are people genuinely such NPCs that they can't comprehend the idea of just asking for simple substitutions and changes? Do they actually think you have to accept every item exactly as it comes and that there's some "secret menu" you can order off of? All these "secret menu" bullshit things are always just custom orders.

[Anonymous No.14150238]

>>14150086
Substitute grilled onions for raw on that burger and you just nailed.my regular cookout order

[Anonymous No.14150349]

>>14147735
A place where the menu changes randomly, daily, and the classic dishes that show up more often are consistently low quality.

There are old and mismatched tables, chairs, and flooring (missing in places). Surly and unskilled servers with raccoon-style eyeliner (m/f/trans).

Loud, expletive laden arguments burst out from the back of the house and fill the dining area. Also random kitchen fires.

[Anonymous No.14150381]

>>14145699

[Anonymous No.14150398]

>>14150349
wish i worked in a place like this

[Anonymous No.14150533]

>>14147735
Clandestine egg stand in an unspecified, but busy alley in Asia where your sandwich is as delicious as you host/waiter/chef is as surly

[Anonymous No.14150663]

>>14150110
True but I think it has more to do people believing secret menus are a thing and getting enjoyment about being an "elite customer" who is in on the "secret" and "in the know".

[Anonymous No.14150674]

>>14150110
I mean, as someone who previously worked in fast food, I really hated when people had complicated orders and made all kinds of subsitutions.
I'm never surprised when I go to likek Taco Bell and request addition jalapenos or something and they just totally forget to to do it.
They get paid minimum fucking wage so I'm not gonna be mad at them for not putting in a good effort. They don't have much to fucking work for and I'm not special.

[Anonymous No.14150686]

>>14150674
Yeah, there's a difference between going "no lettuce on the tacos, please" and heavily customizing each and every item you order. The app encourages this behavior too since it spells out all the shit you can get away with.

[Anonymous No.14150703]

>>14147735
For me it's the McChicken

[Anonymous No.14150713]

>>14147890
Do yuropoors just not understand basic decency?

[Anonymous No.14150722]

>>14147890
Order a normal one off the menu instead of that shit then, you know an item the employees are actually trained to make.

[Anonymous No.14150732]

>>14150686
>The app encourages this behavior too since it spells out all the shit you can get away with.
Right?
Whoever makes the app has way too high of expectations for the people who actually work in the kitchen of a Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.14150736]

>>14145566
Fuck the baristas and anyone who virtue signals about complicated orders. Wagie cant be bothered to press a few extra buttons on the coffee machine? How about I have a nice chat with your manager

[Anonymous No.14150758]

>>14150736
>frog poster getting mad at wagies cause they didn't make his order to his liking
I be you're fucking embarrassing to be around.

[Anonymous No.14150776]

>>14145710
Not at all. you've never been and we know you're lying out your ass

[Anonymous No.14150807]

>>14147735
A diseased rundown maid cafe that employes traps. The building was once a gym until one member died because he was trying to impress the front door staff member.

[Anonymous No.14150994]

>>14150776
Embarrassing to post this with picture evidence of drenched fries in the thread. Sounds like you just like soggy food

[Anonymous No.14151018]

>>14150758
yeah like their jobs are really fucking difficult. being an asshole to slack ass wagies is chad behaviour and your little tantrum was very pathetic t b q h

[Anonymous No.14151138]

>>14150238
i usually do but the fast food workers hardly get it right so "everything" is just easier

[Anonymous No.14151167]

>>14147735
There's an obnoxious fat man in one of the booths who always complains loudly to the waitresses(male) about how much better this place used to be. If you look over his shoulder, you'll notice that he's browsing r/4chan as he eats his plain cheeseburger.

[Anonymous No.14151225]

>>14150994
You are not describing the ingredients fully. You are factually incorrect. You cannot come back from this. 1/10 for making me reply

[Anonymous No.14151410]

>>14150110
Ironic
Its just for fun you fucking autistic robot

[Anonymous No.14151420]

>>14145566
Just drink milkshakes. These people don't even like coffee.

[Anonymous No.14151467]

>>14146969
Vodka Redbull is a drink not a cocktail, a cocktail has more then two ingredients
You wanna get real badass you call a drink a grogg

[Anonymous No.14151483]

>>14151467
>Vodka Redbull
yea that's a fucking well drink

[Anonymous No.14151491]

>>14151018
>t b q h
underage B& trash

[Anonymous No.14151520]

>>14151420
Milkshake is for dipping burgers

[Anonymous No.14152313]

>>14151491
Literally and unironically kill yourself newfag

[Anonymous No.14152357]

Don't order secret menu type shit unless it's an official thing, like at In and Out, or you're ordering an old item that they can still make and it's quicker to say the old name like you can do at Taco Bell.
The wagies working the place first of all, don't want to make you some special snowflake crap, they want you to take a memorized build and get the fuck out. They will intentionally give you a hard time and the manager will tell you to fuck off if you complain that the employee didn't know what you were talking about when ordering off menu. If your order makes it to the line, it will be made badly on purpose, and you will have a long wait ahead of you as the employees feign confusion over the custom directions.
And, perhaps worst of all, you will immediately out yourself as a huge fat faggot with too much time on their hands to everyone who hears you talking about a "secret menu hax"

[Anonymous No.14152380]

Starbucks barista here, I intentionally fuck up every "secret menu" item that comes through in some way or other, even if it's as simple as making a fucking mess with the toppings. When people order a "secret menu" item, if it's one we all know but involves more than like 3 customizations everyone pretends to have no idea what people are talking about and then we suggest the most basic item on the menu that's somewhat close to what they asked for.
Lately we've had teenagers coming in and asking for "a surprise drink" and either we tell them we aren't doing that and they need to pick something, or we ring up something exceedingly basic (my go-to is a vanilla iced coffee with cream, usually the trenta because it's almost a dollar more and you get the same liquid volume if it's not light iced and these fags deserve to waste more money)

[Anonymous No.14152387]

>>14152313
>trying to fit in on your first day
>thinking that telling someone to do something on here and it will happen
check out how delusional you are

[Anonymous No.14152388]

>>14152380
is there a reason why?

[Anonymous No.14152390]

>>14151467
>cocktail
>a drink, usually an alcoholic one, made by mixing two or more drinks together:
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/cocktail

[Anonymous No.14152418]

>>14146816
You don't. The big bulk of Starbucks' business is duping fat middle aged women into thinking their milkshakes are healthier with their salad than a soda because it's "just coffee".

[Anonymous No.14152427]

>>14152388
Well, it's pretty simple to me. I work for a place that has more beverage options on the menu than anywhere but Sonic, and in my mind that should be enough. And we're generally very busy at every location, and since the store is set up with the common Frappuccino ingredients on that counter, having to make a single drink that requires 5 trips back and forth and all sorts of extra attention is a pain in the ass. I can make 5 fairly standard drinks at the same time and have them done to perfection in 90 seconds, when I'm making one of these "secret" items it takes 90 seconds just to make the one.
Now, I have no problem with simple stuff like adding a flavor or changing a milk or adding a topping etc, but when you take the entire basis of the drink and throw out most of the ingredients for similar yet different ones, I stop caring if I've made it the way it was intended. As most secret menu items are blended beverages in some form, I really don't care because most of them don't even contain coffee and even if they did, there comes a point when it all tastes indistinguishable.
I don't get paid enough to bother caring about shit like that, and if I did I still wouldn't because I work for a coffee company because I love coffee.

[Anonymous No.14152433]

>>14152418
>healthier
>"just coffee"
No way there's a single person on Earth who thinks this.

[Anonymous No.14152670]

>>14152387
Are you schizo, on drugs, or just plain ole retarded?

[Anonymous No.14152831]

>>14146816
I assume healthy people have treat days where they can drink this with very little consequence