/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14143622]

I'm suffering right now. What are some foods to eat that will make me forget of my suffering?

[Anonymous No.14143631]

>>14143622
heroin

[Anonymous No.14143633]

>>14143622
are you in a cold climate? go outside naked for about 2 hours, then drink a cup of melted butter. youll thank me

[Anonymous No.14143635]

>>14143622
a bullet

[Anonymous No.14143638]

>>14143631
Drugs are lame.

>>14143633
No

>>14143635
Don't have the money.

[Anonymous No.14143665]

>>14143638
>Drugs are lame.
check out the edge on that guy

[Anonymous No.14143675]

>>14143622
Unironically "junk food" i know it has a chemical reaction in our brain to hook us on it.
I read somewhere Cheetos has like 50 food engineers to make them perfect and to make it addicting.
So just eat trash when you feel like trash

[Anonymous No.14143686]

>>14143665
I've done a lot of drugs in my life. I don't know how I'm still alive with a functioning brain.

>>14143675
I'll probably just do this.

[Anonymous No.14143717]

>>14143686
>with a functioning brain
That's debatable.

[Anonymous No.14143741]

>>14143717
It sure is. Would you like to start?

[Anonymous No.14143757]

Oxy 80

[Anonymous No.14143951]

>>14143741
No, I don't debate retards.

[Anonymous No.14144021]

>>14143675
Okay, I really really REALLY want to boop that snoot.

[Anonymous No.14144036]

>>14143951
Alright then

[Anonymous No.14144048]

>>14144021
based

[Anonymous No.14144049]

air popped popcorn is fucking great.
spray it with cooking spray, then sprinkle aspartame on it, cinnamon, and also powdered peanuts is really tasty as well.

You will forget all your troubles if you got a big bowl of this stuff, you will munch away, and then get another bowl, and perhaps another.

[Anonymous No.14144089]

>>14144049
I'm thinking I'd get much more fulfillment jumping off a cliff or a very tall building.

[Anonymous No.14144101]

I want to die. I don't care how it happens. I just want to die already. Someone kill me please.

[Anonymous No.14144281]

>>14144101
Me too bro. I am just hoping that if I slowly remove my fake ass friends and family from my life I can slowly kill all emotion and become numb

[Anonymous No.14144372]

>>14144281
I've passed that stage years ago. Things actually got better for me after that. My troubles are I don't care about anything this world has to offer. Everything and mostly everyone is fake. I can't stand any of it. None of this is real. This world, the way it's run, none of it is real. This world is filled with distractions to keep most of you from realizing how pointless this life is.

[Anonymous No.14145037]

>>14144372
Nah, you're a fag. I'm doing research and studying to better my fields scientific understanding of nanoplasmonic devices. Being able to work towards things people have literally never done before and be able to build off of it feels amazing. Just because you're a goalless faggot who decided to fuck off in life rather than get their shit together and find a direction doesn't mean that the world magically doesn't exist. If it's all so pointless, go kill yourself? You obviously won't because you're too fucking afraid you hypocritical sack of filth.

[Anonymous No.14145042]

>>14145037
I have goals. Good luck with your scientific pursuits.

[Anonymous No.14145047]

>>14145042
Thanks man, I hope you find passion someday and get out of the slump and doldrums of life.

[Anonymous No.14145055]

>>14145037
Oh and I didn't say the world doesn't magically exist, you just misunderstood what I was saying. None of this is real, not that it doesn't exist, because obviously it does. I'm saying it isn't real as in, it's made up to keep people in pursuit of things that don't really matter. Science can only explain worldly phenomena, there's so much more going on that most people aren't aware of. Either because this world pushes the notion that pursuing these things is pointless, or because certain powers that be go out of their way to convince the masses that it doesn't exist, or because the distractions that the powers that be push (mindless entertainment varying from television programming to what have you) are more comforting than seeking out the truth. My suffering stems from my pursuits. My suffering stems from knowing too much.

[Anonymous No.14145078]

>>14145047
I do have passion. My teacher loves me so much that he puts me through great trials and strenuous tests. It's extremely discomforting and I have some other people who hate that I turned away from them to pursue my teacher. These people go out of their way to make my life a living hell. They set traps to try and make me fail the lessons that my teacher tries to teach me. My life for quite sometime has been a big test. I'm sure this suffering is worth it, but sometimes it gets really bad and I don't know what to do. Rather than tearing the hair off my head and punching walls I complain about it here and fantasize about not having to suffer anymore.

[Anonymous No.14145751]

>>14143622
double burger with jalapenos, onion rings with buffalo ranch, spicy wings with bleu cheese dipping sauce.

or street tacos 2 beef, 2 pork, and 2 chicken.

half meat lover, half surpreme pizza from pizza hut, 16 burning hot boneless wings and garlic knots.

before you do this get really really drunk, and smoke a cigar during your last few drinks while stargazing.

also having spinach dip to snack on while your drinking is a good thing.

and whats even better is lifting weights an hour or too before, the soreness in your muscles will be distracting.

[Anonymous No.14145760]

>>14143622
cup of coffee, some buttered toast or a roll maybe an egg. Best enjoyed in silence

[Anonymous No.14145775]

>>14143633
>then drink a cup of melted butter

[Anonymous No.14145820]

>>14143622
Me too anon. I wanna dive headfirst into a cheesecake but I have to do cardio tomorrow :(

[Anonymous No.14146021]

>>14145037
jesus, is this what fucking scientists sound like?

[Anonymous No.14146023]

>>14144049
>sprinkle aspartame
lol

[Anonymous No.14146025]

>>14143622
Eating food to make yourself feel better and not because you need metabolic energy is gluttony, which is a sin.

[Anonymous No.14146052]

>>14146021
Yeah, when they aren't drunk.

[Anonymous No.14146059]

>>14145037
You sounded like an undergrad who hasn't become jaded yet. Nobody else in the field cares about anything other than parasitically leaching government money before eventually making bank in industry or academia.

[Anonymous No.14146061]

>>14143622
BBC

[Anonymous No.14146086]

>>14146025
You will never know the true intentions as to why I ate yesterday, only the one who judges knows.

[Anonymous No.14146093]

>>14143633
are you on glue?

[Anonymous No.14146094]

>>14146025
Oh, and there are certain foods that are known to benefit a person's mood and health. So, if you treat food like medicine I don't see how it can be considered gluttony.

[Anonymous No.14146105]

>>14143622
Maybe try an image that isn't homo calarts bullshit, asshole.

[Anonymous No.14146109]

>>14146105
Have any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.14146132]

>>14146109
Daria sitting at a plate of lasagne.>>14146109

[Anonymous No.14146144]

>>14146132
I was feeling like the pic on the OP when I made this thread though

[Anonymous No.14146228]

>>14146144
But that is caliarts faggotry

[Anonymous No.14146233]

>>14146228
What do you mean by that?

[Anonymous No.14146240]

>>14146233
Caliarts is bad and the worst thing in the world.

[Anonymous No.14146247]

>>14146240
Is that the art team for shows like ren n stimpy, cow n chicken, powerpuff girls, etc?

[Anonymous No.14146251]

>>14146247
Yes. All the shit looking cartoons after 1995.

[Anonymous No.14146257]

>>14146251
I've seen worse