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14141765 No.14141765[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why do grown adults eat pepperoni pizza, which is objectively a children’s food?
>no complex flavors
>color contrast that appeals to a child’s mind
>simple shapes of the pepperoni make it easy to comprehend
There are far better options available, including mushrooms, olives, and anchovies.

>> No.14141771

>Adults
>Pizza

>> No.14141789

>>14141771
Puttanesca ‘za is a man’s ‘za

>> No.14141805
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14141805

Since when is pizza supposed to be complex?
The original dish is literally just tomato bread with a single knob of cheese in the middle.

How ADD are you that you can't slow down and enjoy simple pleasures?

>> No.14141829

>>14141765
No idea, OP. My question to you is why you're still eating dick?

>> No.14141838

>>14141765
Why do grown adults make threads about eating pepperoni pizza on 4chan?

Get a life OP

>> No.14141855

>>14141805
>>14141829
>>14141838
t. orders chicken fingers from a restaurant

>> No.14141857

>>14141855
>comparing pizza to a sit-down restaurant
You're delusional m8

>> No.14141859

>>14141855
Nothing wrong with that, some folk like them. Same thing call it goujons

>> No.14141863
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>>14141765
I love it when faggots come to Krautland, order a "Pepperoni Pizza", get a pizza with pepperoni (chillies), and complain.

>> No.14141867

>>14141855
Zing!

>> No.14141882

>>14141857
>>14141859
>Waiter can I please have a cheeseburger with fries and applesauce despite this being an Italian restaurant?

>> No.14141887

>>14141882
If the restaraunt serves it, whats the problem? A lot of places have menu alternatives.

>> No.14141890

>>14141887
>Can i get some grapes with my meal too?

>> No.14141903

>>14141887
A good restaurant should not have this option in the first place. Not him.

>> No.14141910

>>14141887
>Eww why is my grilled cheese sammich not filled with yellow cheese?

>> No.14141915

>>14141890
Ebin greentext friend, you sure showed me
>>14141903
Youre right, i agree. But there are a lot of places that cater to picky eaters than perhaps they should. My little sis always used to order chicken fingers when out to eat, no matter where.

>> No.14141918

>>14141910
Im gonna order a pepperoni pizza in honor of you, OP. Keep on suckin dick

>> No.14141929

>>14141915
>a lot of places that cater to picky eaters than perhaps they should
I think the issue is that the quality of a restaurant is limited by it's customers.
You can find a decent restaurant in tastelet city, but noone who really wants to excel at their job will want to work there.

>> No.14141931

>>14141918
Dont forget your sippy cup

>> No.14141933

>>14141765
Getting my pizza with Pepperoni, bacon, jalepenos and hot sauce on it has been vindicated at last.

>> No.14141934

>>14141918
>I’m gonna act like a spiteful toddler because someone made fun of my snacky snack food :(

>> No.14141936

>>14141765

complex flavors don't matter. color contrast doesn't matter. food doesn't need to be comprehended. you're a child trying to pretend to be an adult by disliking things because they're likeable, which proves you're an idiot.

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>>14141934
t.

>> No.14141947

>>14141934
>if i keep up these snarky memetexts then i win the thread!
>no one can enjoy simple and complex tastes at the same time thats just impossible
Yawn

>> No.14141954

>>14141765
Because I like how it tastes.

>> No.14141955

>>14141931
>not using a superior krazy straw
Pleb

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>>14141938
>>14141947
>wtf I asked for a pizza at an authentic Italian restaurant and didn’t get pepperoni!

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>>14141765
Pepperoni is objectively the best pizza topping.
FITE ME

>> No.14141968

>>14141958
See
>>14141936
Also zzzzz

>> No.14141978
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14141978

>the most prolific pizza topping in the world shouldn't be a pizza topping
Pic is OP.

>> No.14141981

>>14141765
I like pepperoni, but with onions, peppers, olives, and extra cheese.

Tho if I want cheap pizza I'll get just pepperoni. It can hold it's own as an ingredient when it needs to. Most others require a combination and sometimes you just want food on the cheap.

>> No.14141985

>>14141978
I want boomers to leave

>> No.14141991

>>14141863
Holy shit pepperoncinis directly on the pizza? I'd fucking love that

>> No.14141993

>>14141964
I don't fight with kids

>> No.14142000

>>14141993
Well to be fair when you molest kids they don't put up much of a fight, right rabbi?

>> No.14142001

>>14141991
Just look in the canned/pickled veggie isle and you’re guaranteed to get a jar of them. Throw them on your homemade/takeout/frozen ‘za and you’re set king

>> No.14142006

>>14142001
The walmart near me only has medium heat pre sliced, though I think I'll find some real shit today. Last time I was there some lady broke a jar of jalepenos or pepperoncinis or something, but it smelled so good I went back to buy pepperoncinis and sauerkraut. It was delicious on a brat eaten on a hotdog with mustard.

>> No.14142077

>>14141771
>You
>Well-formed, reasonable opinions

>> No.14142079

>>14141991
It's good, all depends on the quality of them, really. Keep your hands off the pickled stuff.

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>>14141805
>>14141829
>>14141838
>>14141857
>>14141859
>>14141918
>>14141936
>>14141938
>>14141947
>>14141954
>>14141964
>>14141968
>>14141978
>mommy mommy I wan peppwoni pizza mommy pulleez mommy can I have peppwoni pizza mommy???

>> No.14142159

>>14141863
>use the wrong words to describe your food
>people get upset when it's not what they expected
lollllll get fucked faggots you should have expected the name to be completely wrong lmaooooo xDdD

>> No.14142176

>>14141765
don't you get tired of it?
genuinely asking
it's not the worst bait/meme out there, but we all heard it already
I guess it's a way to ask "what's your favorite topping" without being too straightforward about it and spark some emotion into the conversation, but why meme about other popular toppings?

>> No.14142313

>>14142153
THIS

>> No.14142329

>>14142159
>""wrong"" word
>Americanized italian word is more wrong than Germanized italian word
>pepperone means bell pepper
>pepperoncino just means chili
>"peperoni" in the american sense is an american type of salami that does not exist in Germany
yeah, "wrong".

>> No.14142344

>>14142329
Yes, wrong.

>> No.14142380

>>14142344
>word does not exist in italian in that sense
>word was created in parallel by two countries
So, why is it wrong?

>> No.14142421

I feel like you tried to sound smart but failed horribly