/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14140289]

americans?

[Anonymous No.14140341]

Obsession?

[Anonymous No.14140500]

they do

[Anonymous No.14140504]

Blacks are addicted to anything sweet, which is why diabetes is so rampant

[Anonymous No.14140570]

>>14140289
Am i watching the imaginary chef from hook

[Anonymous No.14140573]

>>14140341
Why do yanks put skittles in their cake? Disgusting

[Anonymous No.14140583]

>>14140573
>>14140289
Americans are more or less just animals that crave calories. Truly disgusting goblins

[Anonymous No.14140586]

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[Anonymous No.14140587]

>>14140573
So they can taste the rainbow?? Duh.

[Anonymous No.14140590]

>>14140504
diabetes?

[Anonymous No.14140592]

>>14140586
Where do you even find this shit? Lol, Dollar Tree?

[Anonymous No.14140600]

That Jason Derulo, idiot he's famous!

[Anonymous No.14140601]

>>14140586
>now melts

[Anonymous No.14140657]

lets not pretend that american whites and mexicans are any less unhealthy, but what the fuck is it with black people and skittles/jolly ranchers?

[Anonymous No.14140686]

A nig made a really gay cake, so what?

[Anonymous No.14140709]

>>14140657
Black Americans are on a whole new level of unhealthy even by comparison to all other americans.
I don't have any stats but I'd wager they are one of the fattest groups of people on earth, behind like, samoans or something.

[Anonymous No.14140718]

>>14140289
derulo is not american.
he is haitian.
that makes him closer to french.
but still... your obsession...

[Anonymous No.14140853]

>>14140718
>born in Miramar, Florida
he's American, retard. doesn't matter what the fuck his parents are.

[Anonymous No.14141108]

>>14140718
Yeah man, that's exactly the kind of stuff they cook in Haiti

[Anonymous No.14141118]

why do 20 year old redditors care so much about what americans do

[Anonymous No.14141120]

>>14141108
Something something mud cakes

[Anonymous No.14141129]

>>14140289
>soft cake with chewy candy
doesn't sound too good desu

[Anonymous No.14141156]

>>14140718
Keep clutching at straws and replying to bait threads.

[Anonymous No.14141165]

>>14140289
>watching webms where you can see the person in them
This kills my boner like when I see a guy in porn.

[Anonymous No.14141167]

>>14140718
..why do you know who that is?

[Anonymous No.14141181]

>>14140583
is this a real product? I can't seem to find it for sale, seems like it was just a joke or something

[Anonymous No.14141186]

>>14141167
his name is in the webm

[Anonymous No.14141188]

>>14141181
I mean, I could see a restaurant using something like that? Or at a factory maybe.

[Anonymous No.14141191]

>>14141186
Oh I'm sorry. I turned it off rather fast because I saw the guy's face. I only watch cooking videos when I don't have to see the person making the food.

[Anonymous No.14141193]

>>14140289
>ruining a good cake with skittles

[Anonymous No.14141196]

>>14141193
yeah they're not even pastel colored.
at least use pastel m&m's.

[Anonymous No.14141198]

>>14141188
it lasts a year and my roommate goes through that much ranch I thought it would be funny to get one. I just did the math on it and it's more than double what it normally costs as it's only a 5L container for $50

[Anonymous No.14141206]

>>14141181
>I can't seem to find it for sale, seems like it was just a joke or somethin
Pedro said, as he guzzled another bottle of Made in America ranch dressing. "Wow, all that ranch is making me thirsty!" mumbled the American goblin, as he reached for his "butter" to drink all while gazing at the Israeli flag hanging on his wall.

[Anonymous No.14141208]

>>14141198
>my roommate goes through that much ranch
HILARIOUS

[Anonymous No.14141211]

[Anonymous No.14141214]

>>14141206
that's just cheap pancake syrup with butter flavoring that someone edited

[Anonymous No.14141215]

Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.14141219]

>>14141214
Don't ruin my bait retard. Learn to cook

[Anonymous No.14141220]

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[Anonymous No.14141225]

>>14141219
>Don't ruin my bait
suck a big fat one

[Anonymous No.14141232]

[Anonymous No.14141234]

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

[Anonymous No.14141236]

>>14141234
BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT

[Anonymous No.14141239]

>>14141236
this is pretty great

[Anonymous No.14141257]

[Anonymous No.14141259]

>>14140718
>is haitian.
>that makes him closer to french

[Anonymous No.14141260]

>>14141236
>Vegetable of the Day
>Friday - Fried Mozzarella
I love this place. Would eat at on principal, 10/10.

[Anonymous No.14141262]

>>14140289
... That glass flip was pretty damn smooth.

[Anonymous No.14141303]

>>14140718
>born in Miramar, Florida
>derulo is not american.
>he is haitian
christ is this how you people cope?

[Anonymous No.14141315]

>>14140341
Yuropeans frequently suffer from malnutrition and famines due to their socialist governments, so they get really anxious when they see Americans eating without strict rationing.

[Anonymous No.14141317]

>>14141259
imagine not knowing this.
his last name is even french.
>desrouleaux

[Anonymous No.14141319]

>>14141303
>implying american is not it's own race

[Anonymous No.14141358]

>>14141319
nice twist anon

[Anonymous No.14141377]

>>14140583
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>>14141236
i don't understand, why is america like this?

[Anonymous No.14141388]

>>14141377
because if we all ate real food we wouldn't be able to be robbed blind by the cabal.
real shit.