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What are the best foods to eat if you're expecting sex?

>> No.14131612

Spicy Indian curry with extra garlic

>> No.14131613

A dose of reality.

>> No.14131614

>>14131603
Depends, are you taking it in the ass?

>> No.14131618

Nothing heavy. Nothing with garlic or beans or broccoli or asparagus. These things make you stink.

Sex is basically a workout, so anything pre-workout should do just fine. Save the REAL meal for after sex, if timing allows.

>> No.14131619

>>14131603
Oysters.

>> No.14131621

>>14131603
>expecting sex
nigga this is 4chan

>> No.14131624

>>14131614
I'll probably try to get rimmed, yeah. Depends on what she charges for it. I'm trying to avoid any embarrassing situations though. I'm prone to a lot of stomach gurgling.

>> No.14131642

Macaroni n cheese

>> No.14131645

>>14131624
High fiber, lots of green leafy vegetables. But if you're paying a hooker, it doesn't matter.

>> No.14131832

>>14131603
where do you think we are, dot jaypeg?

>> No.14131835

Fruit, nuts. Easy shit.

>> No.14131840
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>>14131835
>nuts

>> No.14132605

>>14131603
Letting another man put his penis up your anus isn’t sex even if you pretend to be a girl.

>> No.14132761

>>14132605
I'll be putting my penis into a girl (from birth) anus, so fuck you faggot.

>> No.14132767

>>14131618
broccoli and asparagus only make you stink if you fart or piss. Really asparagus only makes the piss stink, so unless you piss on yourself, even then you're probably fine.

>> No.14132776

>>14131645
>t. never involuntary shit all over a ho and had a pimp kick down his door demanding more money for it

>> No.14132857

>>14132761
Why is \ck\ obsessed with prostate pounding anal?

>> No.14133609

>>14132857
it's overrun with americans, who enjoy the taste of anus

>> No.14133651

>>14131603
some almonds

>> No.14133660

a large bowl of chili

>> No.14133696

>>14132761
Yeah I'm sure that's what (he) told you

>> No.14134187

>>14131603
Adderall pills

>> No.14134231

>>14131603
Depends. First time or are you used to it?

>> No.14134233

>>14131603
Taco Bell is really good. It will clean your colon right out.

>> No.14134239

>>14132857
Women don't have prostates.

>> No.14134247

>>14131603
Mouthwash and a toothbrush

>> No.14134255
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>>14131618
>sex is basically a workout
So I should eat my semen after for protein?

>> No.14134259

>>14131624
>paying for sex
Lol

>> No.14134369

>>14134239
I can call myself whatever I want, regardless of what nature has given me

>> No.14134417

>>14131603
pussy

>> No.14134424

>>14134369
you're allowed to be wrong.

>> No.14134441
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>>14131603
>>14131624
>>14132767
>asparagus only makes the piss stink
I hear asparagus makes your cum taste really terrible. (People also say pineapple makes it taste better, but that's debatable.) Also don't eat anything that will upset your stomach or give you gas.

More important than food is personal hygiene. If you can, take a shower right before you see her. Wash your junk and asshole/crack real good (use soap!). Brush your teeth gargle with mouthwash. If you poop anytime between your shower and the rimming, use some flushable wet wipes on that shit after the initial toilet paper wiping. Really get into the creases and don't stop till the wipes are coming up clean.

>> No.14134875

>>14134441
who mentioned rimming??

>> No.14134882

>>14134239
The best and sexiest most feminine women do.

>> No.14134910

the miso soup, rice, and grilled fish my japanese wife makes for me before washing me in the bath of course

>> No.14134919

>>14131603
Sardines fried with onions and garlic

>> No.14135530

>>14132857
the real question is: why aren't YOU obsessed with prostate-pounding anal?

>> No.14135727

>>14131603
eat some shellfish like oysters, will turn your dick into a steel rod

>> No.14135919

>>14131603
pineapple juice.
chug 1~2L of it about 6-12 hours before you expect to get laid.
will make your jizz taste awesome.

>> No.14135995

>>14134875
see
>>14131624

>> No.14136614

>>14131603

1. Ground flax seeds
2. Oyster
3. Pumpkin seeds

>> No.14136625

>>14135919
How do you know what your jizz tastes...you know what, never mind.

>> No.14136635

>>14131603
Nothing heavy, nothing that will make your breath/sweat smell, and lots of water. Gotta hydrate son.

>> No.14136687

>>14131624
>paying a hooker go give her mouth herpes to your asshole
I guess if that’s what you’re into

>> No.14136700

>>14131603
Pineapple, celery, and a food with iron. Hydrate well, and you will blow some big, tasty loads.

>> No.14136711

>>14131624
Pro tip: tips aren’t expected, but if you want to be this hooker’s #1 priority for future encounters, 10% tip is plenty. Since they never come, it’s fun to ask them to keep a poker face through the entire ordeal.

>> No.14136905

shawarma, extra garlic sauce.

>> No.14136912

>>14131612
This unironically is not a bad choice as the turmeric and garlic will relax your blood vessels and provide you with a strong erection and good libido. Just freshen your breath up afterwards.

>> No.14136922

>>14134187
>Adderall pills
Tell me more about this.

>> No.14136935

>>14136711
>it’s fun to ask them to keep a poker face through the entire ordeal.
That's funny

>> No.14138460

OP here. So I ended up trying this sushi burrito place the night before, and got one with spicy crab, which was a mistake, and I got a red bull on the way over, thinking it would give me more energy, also a mistake. By the time I got there, I had spicy gas, and though she did rim me for a few seconds, I know she could tell there was something knocking on the door, and all the stomach gurgling and intestinal drainage sounds didn't help. I probably should have fasted.

>> No.14138482

>>14138460
How hard it would it have been to just not eat for a few hours anon?? Why did you need to eat right before going over?

Post your weight.

>> No.14138490

>>14138482
I'm 6'2, I was just over 230 last time I weighed myself, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I'm at 240 or 250 by now.

I actually didn't eat anything today, other than the red bull and a bunch of tic tacs, but I did eat the sushi burrito ("poke") the night prior, I didn't want to be hungry or have my stomach start growling.

>> No.14138503

>>14138490
Oh yes, you did say you went for sushi the night before. Welp you did your best, shit (farts?) happens.

How was the whole thing?

>> No.14138538

>>14138503
The sushi burrito was bad - that seaweed wrap stuff just doesn't have the integrity for it, and it kept falling apart, so I was basically just eating individual pieces of fish and rice. I guess I was expecting more a fusion thing, when it's really just a big, uncut sushi roll.

The sex wasn't terrible, not great either. I'm actually starting to think I'm just not a sexual person, or sex is a huge advertising meme. I was a virgin until age 29 after simping for a "gamer girl" for more than a decade, at which point I said "alright, it isn't going to happen for you the normal way" and just bought it. Since then, I've bought it I think seven times, only cum twice, and both times it was basically just me jerking off while she rimmed me. Blowjobs or vagina feel good, but in the same way that a massage feels good, it's never intense enough, and I basically just end up kind of bored, and wishing I was jerking off. Touching a breast the one time was cool, to satisfy curiosity, but now it just does nothing for me. I like the rimming because it's the one thing I can't do a better job of by myself.

I don't know, I feel like I've read all these erotic fanfics where everybody's mind is "exploding with pleasure", but every time I have sex I can't help but feel I could be doing this myself, but better. In just a year, I've gone from being a virgin, and feeling really bleak about that, to now I'm honestly thinking I'll just never have sex again, because I'd rather jerk off. I actually bought these cans of pineapple, and have been eating them all week, as my ONLY meal on alternating days, just in anticipation of this. Now that I'm back home, I got some Indian I've been craving, and I can honestly say it's more enjoyable than the blowjobs I've gotten from seven separate women.

>> No.14138651

>>14134882
based

>> No.14138741

>>14136922
Make you more hornier

>> No.14138760
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>>14138741
seems iffy

>> No.14139313
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>>14138538
did you ever think maybe it was because you, ya know bought it? And it wasn't earned?

>> No.14139350

Mdma and soup

>> No.14139374

>>14138760
>>14136922

I take adderall. Makes me horny as fuck but does mess with my boner while on it. That being said, a leather cock ring is an easy fix for that.

>> No.14139379

>>14131603
Handful of Viagra and a can of refried beans. Should keep you going all night.

>> No.14139388

>>14131603
hard boiled eggs and an 18 pack of keystone ice

>> No.14139463

>>14131603
Mushrooms
The magic kind

>> No.14139503

>>14131603
Back when I lived in Japan, there was this ramen shop on the street over from this brothel/sex shop I used to go to and I would often eat there before I went and normally have good results so I would have to say Tonkotsu Gyokai Ramen is the ideal prostitute fucking food at the very least.

>> No.14139520

>>14131603
None, fuck hungry. Even better, fuck HANGRY.

>> No.14139529

>>14131603
Bro it ain't a ritual. Just eat whatever and then impregnate her

>> No.14139621

>>14139313
don't think that would impact sensation

>> No.14139711

>>14139621
Sex isn't just physical though, if you're not in to the person than getting in that person isn't going to be as fulfilling.

>> No.14139846

>>14139711
This is the sort of gay shit that people who haven't had sex or MAYBE (and this i being gracious) had sex ONE TIME and sucked at it say.

>> No.14139936

>>14139846
This sounds like the sort of pathetic response that someone who thinks they're good at sex because they've had a lot of one night stands would say.

>> No.14140191

>>14134255
And leave the lady without any? have some class.

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>>14131603
When I'm preparing for an evening of hot oral sex eith6my girlfriend I usually eat a steak or something filling and my girlfriend will have the usual baby food. She's 6 months old. Incidentally I am heavily addicted to marijuana.

>> No.14140621

>>14131603
Geoduck.

>> No.14140640

>>14131603
carboload the day before

>> No.14140645

>>14131603
Anything with a lot of beans

>> No.14140670
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OP, have my goat liver before sex

>> No.14140978

>>14132767
>doesn't fart when he fucks

>> No.14141017

>>14138538
It's cool that you're happy with not having sex. People obsess over it way too much and there's a lot more to life than just the sex.

I will say you should stop buying it. Sex isn't the same when you buy it. Personally, sex with any stranger just doesn't appeal to me at all, sex is something that builds intimacy between me and my partner. Without the partner I probably wouldn't obsess over it either.

For that rimjob, get a massaging shower head and put it on low pressure, and put your asshole to it. Thank me later :D

>> No.14141346

>>14138538
>ruining your mind with fictional sex for three decades

I really can't tell why sex hasn't lived up to your expectations

>> No.14141512

>>14131603
well if you're taking it in the butt not mexican or indian food.

>> No.14142799

>>14131618
helpful and based

>> No.14142831

how do I get my cunt to taste and smell great?

I know avoiding:
>onion
>garlic
>asparagus
>curry
>beans/legumes
>chili
is good and

I should have some:
>pineapple

what else /ck/?

>> No.14142868

>>14142831
wash it.

>> No.14143154

>>14142831
https://youtu.be/s90NUW4RSJU

>> No.14143178

>>14139503
Oki?

>> No.14143197

>>14143154
high art

>> No.14143306

>>14136625
A cook should taste his food Anon

>> No.14143349

>>14138538
Try not mangling your penis in a death grip for a while and normal sex will actually feel good.

>> No.14143356

>>14143349
It's far too late for that. The uncertainty of how long I'd need to go without orgasm before the damage was reversed (or if it can even BE reversed) always leaves me without the resolve to continue, and I go back to death grip and guaranteed orgasm within days.

>> No.14143381

Pizza

>> No.14144626

>>14143381
t. virgin

>> No.14145339

>>14142831
avoid dairy

>> No.14145346

How the fuck did this trash thread stay alive for 3 days?

>> No.14145364

>>14145346
It's a good thread, what would you like instead? 10,000 more "why wypipo no spice lol!" threads?

Faggot.

>> No.14145482

>>14138490
your disgusting

>> No.14145487

>>14145482
I'm not paying for it because I think I'm an Adonis, sweet heart

>> No.14146089

>>14145346
bump

>> No.14146131

>>14143356
From my experience, you can taper off. Your ROI is actually quite high if you put the effort in.

>> No.14146134

>>14131603
>What are the best foods to eat if you're expecting sex?
fruit. it makes bodily fluids taste better.

>> No.14146635

>>14143178
Name of the ramen shop was Hayashi, and it was in the Dogenzaka area of Shibuya.

>> No.14146672

>>14131603
sex sex sex

>> No.14147000

>>14131618
I eat a cup of broccoli literally every day and I don't stink what the fuck are you talking about

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>>14147000
>and I don't stink

>> No.14147420

>>14131603
Nothing, you eat afterwards. Just hydrate so you can take a big piss on her.

>> No.14147895

>>14136912
>Just freshen your breath up afterwards.
Typical idiot who eats garlic