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14130644 No.14130644 [Reply] [Original]

Eat Hooters.

>> No.14130649

Hire hookers.

>> No.14130648

>>14130644
Fuck off ad.

>> No.14130870

>>14130644
Dear christ I thought that thing was pregnant.

>> No.14130885

>>14130644
>all hiding their legs with tights
What's the point

>> No.14130886

>>14130870
I love the subtle racism by having the only black chick hold the basketball

>> No.14130889

>>14130644
none of those women are hot to me

>> No.14130890

>>14130644
I don't like whores.

>> No.14130893

>>14130644
Left and I thought they didn't have to wear to stupid stockings anymore.

>> No.14130895

>>14130890
I'm sure they don't like you either :-)

>> No.14130899

Women are objects to be used by my PP. They are less worthy than men and should only open their mouths to give me head. My dick is huge and I have many guns and I vote republican every single time.

>> No.14130900

>>14130890
They're the opposite from whoars.
They actually have a job instead of living off of the government of sleazy fucks.

>> No.14130906

>>14130895
And that's a good thing.

>> No.14130907

>>14130644
Hooters needs to be reimagined, give the girls maid outfits and make the place look less like a greasy bar. Maybe my fat ass will wobble over there for once and make a scene with a bunch of shitty wings.

>> No.14130912

>>14130899
The problem with people that vote the same way, every time is that it makes you predictable, therefore useless.

>> No.14130915

>>14130912
What an unamerican thing to say, comrade.

>> No.14130916

>>14130907
There's nothing wrong with slutty French maid outfits.

>> No.14130920

>>14130886
Maybe she likes basketball and wanted to hold the ball for the picture, retard

>> No.14130921
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14130921

Does anyone posting in this thread even have a Hooters near them at all?

The last location near me closed 3 years ago.

>> No.14130923

Are the first 2 the same person? And why does the 5th one terrify me so much?

>> No.14130927

>>14130915
I disagree, that's very American and why we have our own nation.

>> No.14130932

>>14130921
No. Hooters died a proper death that it deserved.

>> No.14130934
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>>14130900
>>14130899
Back 2 back dubs dayyyyyyyymnnnnn !!

>> No.14130936

>>14130921
The only one that I ever saw was in Phoenix. There's probably one in Times Square but nobody in their right might ventures there.

>> No.14130939

>>14130920
>women liking sports
spotted the virgin

>> No.14130946

>>14130934
That's a qt wabbit

>> No.14130947

>>14130923
the 5th one looks the best and most slutty of all

>> No.14130952

>>14130927
I vote red regardless of who's name is on the ticket. I want the world to return to my childhood in the 60's where white men ruled without any challenge and women were subservient and stayed home and brought their men drinks and food the moment they get home from work.

ALL Republicans agree with this and want to "make america great again" just like I do and so I vote for them.

>> No.14130955
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14130955

>>14130939
Don't forget the Javelin chick, Leryn.

>> No.14130960

>>14130952
hate to admit it but this guy gets it

>> No.14130961

>>14130952
I agree, but I don't vote blindly like most people do who just vote party line.
That's why I'm unaffilated with any party.

>> No.14130969

>>14130907
>shitty wings

Their wings are better than most.

>> No.14130973

Who the fuck in their right mind would vote party line time and time again?

>> No.14130975

>>14130961
you're the reason why people like jimmy carter and obama got into office. vote red. regardless of who it is. VOTE RED. ALWAYS. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

>> No.14130980

>>14130975
You're the real presumptious foreigner aren't you?

>> No.14130994

>>14130973
People who actually have a brain.

>> No.14131000

>>14130980
I am 100% proud white american man. Trump was sent to us by Jesus so that we can reclaim our glory. With his help, we will drain their power and money right out from under their noses and reclaim our god given power.

>> No.14131003

>>14130975
It's people such as you that have caused us to initiate border controls, especially to stop the monkey buisness of anchor baby shit.

>> No.14131004

4>3>1>5>2

>> No.14131008

>>14131003
Whatever it takes. God wants this, otherwise it wouldn't be happening.

>> No.14131023

>>14131008
Its pretty pathetic that every other country on the planet can have border controls but if the USA does it then we're racist whites. WTF with such hypocrasy.

>> No.14131026

>>14131004
I beg your pardon
4>1>2>3>5

>> No.14131030

>>14130921
Nearest one to me is about a 30 minute drive. Unfortunately, it's in the kind of location where vibrant gentlemen of color tend to congregate.

>> No.14131034

>>14131008
Fixed it
GOD WANTS TITS

>> No.14131037

>>14130644
Why do they all look so mean? Only the black girl looks like she wants to be there

>> No.14131039

>>14131037
That one on the left looks really cool, not mean at all.

>> No.14131042

>>14131037
Maybe they're just jaded from working in a place like hooters.

>> No.14131046

>>14131037
could have something to do with having to flirt with fat mouth breathing neckbeards who are constantly trying to grope them. could have to do with the fact that men are swine and they know how to take their money.

>> No.14131048

>>14130644
I'd eat the one on the far left.

>> No.14131060

>>14130644
I think that they'd all look better without the stockings.

>> No.14131066

which one has the feminine penis?

>> No.14131078

they couldn't find 5 mildly attractive women to stand together for a photo shoot, they had to cobble this monstrosity together in photoshop?

>> No.14131080

>>14131066
Clearly the negress.

>> No.14131086

>>14131078
It's a cheap ass bitch company so would have to pay the girls extra to do that.

>> No.14131092

>>14131078
All white, except for the white-looking-black in the front. No asians, no hispanic. Just white.

>> No.14131095
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>>14130644
Fuck hooters

Macho Nikuya ftw

>> No.14131100

>>14131078
No way a photoshop would bother including all those stray loose hairs everywhere.
Front lady is just standing directly under a floodlight, as evidenced by the harsh shadows and bright highlights.

>> No.14131108

>>14131095
Now this is pod racing!

>> No.14131123
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14131123

None of them are the Fantana girls.

>> No.14131128

>>14131095
Who's the qt in the lower left?

>> No.14131209

>>14131128
江田島平八
She's a famous athlete who likes eating steaks bbq

>> No.14131215

>>14131209
I'll put her athletics to some use if you know what I mean.

>> No.14131803

>>14131123
>yellow fanta

>> No.14131981

>>14131803
A man of taste and class.

>> No.14132574

>>14131123
wait are those all dudes

>> No.14132694

Imagine if people stood up to their government by literally boycotting the vote and then shooting the cunts who subsequently stepped in to fill the void in the head until they got a normal person

I'm still convinced that Donald Trump is some kind of psy-op about the infallibility of a political system based on negative liberty rather than positive

>> No.14132739

>>14132694
ok schizo

>> No.14132778

>>14132739
Donald Trump will win a second term, and nobody is going do shit because nobody cares and it actually barely matters.

>> No.14132784

>>14130644
They should have arranged them in a gradient based on skin tone.

>> No.14132799

>>14130644
WHAT THE FUCK DOES HOOTERS PUT IN THE BREADING FOR THEIR FRIED PICKLES PLEASE TELL ME THANK YOU

>> No.14133002

>>14130644
Hooters is cringe

>> No.14133455

>>14132799
dude its literally just mccains fried pickles are u retarded

>>14132778
i dont disagree but idk what that has to do with food and hooters

>> No.14133459

>>14133455
>>14132799
http://mccainfoodservice.ca/en/products/breaded-pickle-spears
fyi
here u go

>> No.14133575

>eat at Hooters for the supposedly amazing service
>get terrible service and straight up ignored
Is it because I'm not a 40yo simping them the whole time?

>> No.14134224

>>14133575
That is exactly why

>> No.14134506

>>14130644
i bet those girls would get super creeped out if i stared at them.

>> No.14134510

>>14130921
nearest one is a continent and ocean away from me. i'm just super salty that i will never experience anything like this.

>> No.14134520

>>14133455
YES I AM MENTALLY DEFICIENT
>>14133459
THANKS A BUNDLE

>> No.14134856

>>14130886
you're right. shoulda been a watermelon instead. what were they thinking?

>> No.14134861

God I’m so horny and lonely

>> No.14134867

No.

>> No.14135037

>>14134510
Eh, it's not that great

>> No.14135078

>>14134510
Like another anon wrote, you're really not missing out on anything.

>> No.14135124

>>14130644
2,3,1,5,4

>> No.14135214

>>14130899
Try harder, lefty faggot