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Breakfast's ready /ck/ and plenty to go around!

>> No.14128482

I thought that's one man's breakfast.

>> No.14128495

>>14128482
It's a bit much for breakfast, but at lunchtime I wouldn't be sharing.

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>>14128478
>2020
>celebrating white "culture"
yowzers guys. we've got another mouth breather over here.

>> No.14128507

>>14128478
shouldn't brits be dying of covid instead of polluting a cooking board with they grease trays?

>> No.14128549

>>14128495
Pure lard typed this post.

>> No.14128574

>>14128478
No thanks. I'd never trust some retard who eats beans and raw tomatoes for breakfast.

>> No.14128643

Look at that mushroom abortion. Those barely grilled tomatoes. Positively defiled the black pudding.

No thanks anon, I'll just have a brew.

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>>14128643
you're a fussy little ponce aren't you

>> No.14128671

>>14128549
5'11, 160lbs

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Breakfast is here my winners, dig in! theres plenty to go around

>> No.14128708

>>14128643
why is every British food a pudding?
>yeah I'll have a full english, but without the black pudding, the mushroom pudding and the bean pudding - replace them with more tomato and sausage puddings please

>> No.14128716

>>14128708
>2 out of 9 components
>every
maths not your strong point huh?

>> No.14128748

>>14128668
holy fuck that looks good. goddamnit I'm hungry and my fridge is near empty and the grocery stores are closed.

>> No.14128753

>>14128748
You have meat on you.

>> No.14128765

>>14128708
>mushroom pudding
nope, just fried mushrooms
>bean pudding
nope, just baked beans
>tomato and sausage pudding
nope, just fried tomatoes and regular sausages
Good thing you're obsessed with british pudding, because your mom has the british pudding their dicks inside her every night

>> No.14128776

All American/Lumberjack breakfast is best breakfast. Fuck your beans and mushrooms.

>> No.14128780

>>14128753
...you calling me fat?

>> No.14128797

>>14128776
>English breakfast? Just meat, vegetables and bread? Hmm, something's missing
>I KNOW, PANCAKES
>GET A BIG STACK OF PANCAKES ON THERE MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>YEAH MAPLE SYRUP AND BUTTER TOO YUMYUMYUM
>FUCK BEANS AND MUSHROOMS AND TOMATOES I WANT PANCAKES AND WAFFLES AND SYRUP AND WHIPPED CREAM

>> No.14128841

>>14128797
Fuckin sunday morning with the family? Stack of flapjacks with butter and a bit of maple syrup, bacon, a couple eggs however you like em, a cup of fresh fruit, coffee and an orange juice.

Sit around with the family and take an hour to eat and chat. Then tell grandma to go relax, I'll do the dishes. Do dishes then go sit by myself in the backyard and enjoy a second cup of coffee and a cigarette.

This is a perfect fucking meal I tell ya. There's something wrong with anybody who wouldn't absolutely love this.

>> No.14128886

>>14128841
You can enjoy a morning meal with your family without stuffing your fat face with dessert foods AS WELL AS bacon and eggs, fruit, coffee and cigs.

>> No.14128891

>>14128574
>raw tomatoes
Those are, quite evidently, not raw.

>> No.14128895

>>14128797
This, but unironically.

>> No.14128899

>>14128708
>why is every British food a pudding?
Comes from French, probably. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pudding#Etymology

>> No.14128909

>>14128886
Sure can and sure do. But it's SUNDAY. You're telling me you're on /ck/ and you don't like have yourself a bit of a feast every once in a while? It's actually good for ya, especially in good company. If you leave off the maple syrup I doubt it's more caloric intake than a full english. And yeah, I like to have a smoke here and there. Sue me.

>> No.14128912

>>14128886
>dessert food
Pancakes are a breakfast food, you retarded faggot.

>> No.14128917

>>14128912
he said flapjacks faggot

>> No.14128920

>>14128780
I'm saying you could cook up a leg.

>> No.14128923

>>14128797
based

even I think the combo of adding pancakes is gross. like if you go to denny's or whatever all the breakfast combos come with pancakes and it's just like why lmao

but I do like blueberry pancakes like my pep-pep used to make

>> No.14128924

>>14128909
i haven't been following this thread but you type like a faggot

>> No.14128926

>>14128917
flapjacks are another word for pancakes, fuckwit.

>> No.14128930
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Tomorrow for breakfast I'm gonna have a flapjack with bacon eggs and baked beans. It better be good.

>> No.14128932

>>14128926
only if you're retarded
besides 'dessert food' and 'breakfast food' aren't mutually exclusive groups. Pancakes are both. And if you're having bacon and eggs already, there's no reason to add a dessert food to that breakfast.

>> No.14128937

>>14128930
tf is that? and yeah, i bet it will be anon.

>> No.14128943

>>14128932
It's carbs. Toast with butter and a bit of jam or pancakes with butter and jam/honey/syrup? It's a little sweeter, that's why it's a treat. But it's not dessert. Dessert is a sweet thing you have after the main meal, usually dinner.

>> No.14128945

>>14128937
It's a flapjack you mong what's it look like?

>> No.14128955

>>14128943
>Dessert is a sweet thing you have after the main meal, usually dinner.
yes. Which could include flapjacks, or pancakes, or even toast with jam at a pinch. Dessert foods, and breakfast foods.

>> No.14128961

>>14128945
next you're gonna tell me bacon is a thick round piece of ham, and not some delicious crispy strip.

>> No.14128967

>>14128961
You're one of these odd types who called egg mayonnaise a salad aren't you..

>> No.14128971

is back bacon or streaky bacon more common in the UK

>> No.14128982

>>14128971
Back bacon. I never see streaky bacon outside of American style burgers.

>> No.14128985

>>14128967
don't get me started on the things you're willing to call pudding.

>> No.14128989

>>14128971
back
what kind of savage eats the fat?

>> No.14128992
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>>14128971
streaky bacon is cheaper than proper back bacon,
some people even prefer streaky, but you'd never be served it at a cafe in my experience.

>> No.14128994

>>14128985
pudding is also what we call the dessert course.

>> No.14129012

What's the difference between an irish breakfast and an english breakfast? A little bit of whiskey on the side?

>> No.14129023

>>14129012
The type of toast is the main thing: Irish breakfast usually has brown soda bread instead of white pan
Irish breakfast, unsurprisingly, is also more likely to have potato-based parts in general

>> No.14129024

>>14129012
They're pretty much exactly the same except the bread is different.

>> No.14129032

>>14129023
>>14129024
so it's... better?

>> No.14129038

>>14129032
it's a matter of taste
people also say that black/white pudding is more common in Irish than english breakfast but I've never seen it absent in either

>> No.14129045

>>14129038
black pudding is getting less common in English cafes, and i've actually never seen white pudding, not even once.

>> No.14129048

>>14128971
Back bacon
We only use streaky bacon to make pigs in blankets (bacon wrapped chipolatas) at christmas

>> No.14129051

>>14129045
Wow, guess I was wrong, white pudding is if anything more common here than black

>> No.14129054

>>14129012
With an english breakfast you are hungover, if its an irish breakfast you are already drunk

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>>14129054
lmao

>> No.14129059

>>14129051
Yeah well ive always thought white pudding is irish and black is english so that makes sense

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>>14129054
imagine getting hungover ever lmao
couldn't be me

>> No.14129070

>>14128478
As the saying goes: "Eat breakfast like the Emperor, Lunch like a Prince, and Dinner like a pauper" I'd eat that whole goddamn plate with gusto since it'd give me the energy I need to get through the day.

>> No.14129073

>>14129059
Interesting
are kippers a common part of breakfast in the UK?

>> No.14129076

>>14129073
>common

No.

>> No.14129079

>>14129054
This makes sense. The english are pussies.

>>14129062
>"I'm not an alcoholic I'm a pintman!"
I could probably do thirty in a day. Well... maybe.

>> No.14129081

>>14128574
You're quite blind, those tomatoes have obviously been roasted or broiled.

>> No.14129083

>>14129073
yeah, but mainly in Scotland

>> No.14129084

>>14129059
yeah england is a lot blacker than Ireland these days so makes sense

>> No.14129086

>>14129062
I could handle the alcohol in this but the sheer about of liquid is just insane. Do these brave soldiers just fucking sit on the can and have the pints brought to them?

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>>14129084
their pm is a gay indian

>> No.14129101

>>14129086
look at the magnificent bastard's gut? i'll bet their bladders swell up to compensate. Also that's in a day... Say sixteen hours? That's less then two pints an hours. Easy.

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>>14128478
The beans alone are heavy enough, but there is just so much fried stuff I would never be able to finish this plate.

>> No.14129106

>>14129073
They were in england when i was growing up in the late 80s early 90s
Not anymore, i dont even see them in shops

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>>14128478
Ulster fry >>>>>>>>> English fry

>> No.14129112

>>14129093
wow the projected map of ireland matches the current day map of the UK

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>>14129084
Implying our fenian cousins arent literally just pale negros

>> No.14129117

>>14129108
it's basically identical aside from the bread used

>> No.14129119

>>14129108
I'm inclined to agree but your picture does not help your case

>> No.14129125

>>14129105
I imagine you have to wake up hungry. Anyone that has ever done manual labor knows what I mean.

>> No.14129128

>>14129108
too dry looking. where's the fucking beans?

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>>14129117
also no beans, which is an upgrade imo, beans dont belong with egg

>> No.14129133

>>14129114
fucking albania man

>> No.14129135

>>14129129
Thats not even real bacon
Just stop posting

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>>14129108
>>14129129
>no baked beans
disgusting savages

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>>14129135
american style bacon >>>>>>>>>> br*tish style "bacon"

>> No.14129155

>>14128478
I just love the side of watery undercooked cold mushrooms

>> No.14129157

>>14129140
Depending on the circumstances I could put all that down in like twenty to thirty minutes. And then wash it down with another guinness and a shot of jameson. fuck yeah.

God damnit I'm still really hungry...

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>>14129119
how bout this pic?

>> No.14129169

>>14129154
Those both look like shit. One's undercooked and chewy, the other's overcooked and crunchy.

>> No.14129179

>>14129154
One of those is meat. The other is a slice of fat. Only an Amerilard would choose the fat.

>> No.14129182

>>14129168
No plates in Ulster?

>> No.14129193

>>14129154
Both of those are found in every bacon section in every supermarket in the UK.The top one is a piece of centre-loin back bacon, the bottom is a piece of streaky bacon, probably from closer to the sirloin end.

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>>14129182
traditionally you eat it from the pan it was fried in :)

>> No.14129249

>no beans
>turkey bacon
>chicken sausage
This could turn it into a healthy meal, yeah?

>> No.14129258

>>14129108
All of that looks burnt like it was nailed with a blow torch.

>> No.14129266

Blow torch or a flame thrower.

>> No.14129272

>>14129249
>This could turn it into a healthy meal, yeah?

There's no need to go those lengths. British style baked beans are not that high in sugar (and if you really care, low sugar versions exist), and just grill normal bacon & sausages on a rack instead of frying it.

The unhealthiest things in a full English are really fried bread, closely followed by fried eggs. Leave those off and you've got a high protein, low carb meal.

>> No.14129276

>>14128478
OMG I JUST LOVE BAAAACON

>> No.14129278

what are the black discs? look iffy.

>> No.14129289

>>14129278
>what are the black discs? look iffy.

Why does some fuck have to ask this question in every fucking thread? It's black pudding.

>> No.14129290

>>14129278
blood pudding

>> No.14129293

>>14128797
I can get having pancakes or waffles with syrup instead of having sugar elsewhere as the two are inherently lunch or breakfast foods, but whipped cream is just nonsense.

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>Circlejerking English breakfast

Why no love for eggs benedict with delicious hollandaise sauce?
That shit is my weakness

>> No.14129333

>>14129272
What's wrong with an egg in some butter? Cooking the dish in rendered bacon fat can't be much different in calories than cooking the dish in butter or vegetable oil.

>> No.14129337

>>14129322
Eggs benedict & eggs florentine are awesome, but they're nothing at all like a full English.

>> No.14129343

>>14129140
>guiness
literally wash up water

>> No.14129353

>>14129333
>What's wrong with an egg in some butter?

The fat in the egg, mostly. If you're looking for "healthy" then eggs aren't it.

>> No.14129354

>>14129337
yeah you need to actually know how to cook something

>> No.14129362

>>14129354
lol look at you actually attempting to dick-wave over a béchamel sauce.

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>>14129362
>he thinks you put a béchamel on eggs benedict

>> No.14129387

>>14129377
lol look at your actually attempting to dick-wave over a bavaroise sauce.

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>>14129387
>

>> No.14129411

>>14129289
The fuck do you mean pudding, faggot? That shit is a DISC.

>> No.14129420

>>14129401
lol look at you actually attempting to dick-wave over a velouté.

>> No.14129424

>>14129387
>haha I was only pretending to be retarded

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>>14129420

>> No.14129434

>>14129411
it's a few slices off a larger pudding

>> No.14129439
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just found out our bacon isn't real

>> No.14129447

>>14129434
You can't slice things anon, everybody knows that!

>> No.14129474

>>14129434
>slices off a larger pudding
After this thread I no longer have any concept of what pudding is.

>> No.14129478

>>14129447
>can't imagine not eating the whole thing in one sitting
__ _________ ______?

>> No.14129479

>>14129474
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pudding#Etymology

>> No.14129495

>>14129086
Don't know about you but I can go four or five pints before needing a piss.

>> No.14129507

>>14129479
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pudding#Etymology
Aye, grand. Well that clears that up then.

>> No.14129514

>>14128478
>no vegetables

>> No.14129523

>>14129479
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pudding#Etymology
>we gave anglos blessed boudin and they whipped up that horrendous black pudding

>> No.14129578

>>14129236
> soda farls
This is Irish, not Ulster. No Ulsterman would ever consider fucking Irish bread an Ulster ‘tradition’.

>> No.14129616

>this bong autist is shilling his shitty breakfast again

>> No.14129677

>>14129616
its sad that the only redeeming quality of your cuisine is ypur breakfast

>> No.14129683

>>14128992
pork belly is much better than just typical ham

>> No.14129700

>>14128708
Any food that isn’t in pudding form will break their teeth off

>> No.14129831

>>14129182
Plates are for Catholics

>> No.14130050

>>14129514
>what are potates
>what are tomatoes
>what are beans

>> No.14130633

>>14129578
ok nerd

>> No.14131053

>>14128549
>bawww my country is shit and i can only get relief by bitching about the country that pays for my national defense

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just want the caff to open lads

>> No.14132356
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>>14128478

Step aside eurofags and bongs, Big Dick Southern Biscuits and Gravy Master Race coming through.

>> No.14132462

>>14128478
I've been wanting to try black pudding for years, but I'm American. Any good online vendors?

>> No.14132576

>>14128482
>I thought that's one man's breakfast.
Not british, but I would definitly eat the whole plate, possibly would still be hungry afterwards.

>> No.14132614

>>14132356
nice troll pic lol

>> No.14132616

>>14128992
South american here, we got both of these here and eat them both, sometimes in the same meal.

>> No.14132620

>>14132356
Fuck me. What is this white looking jizz stuff? Seriously. What does this taste like?

>> No.14132624

>>14128684
No matter your political opinions I think this was great

>> No.14132628

>>14132462
https://parkersbritishinstitution.com/category/butchers

>> No.14132632

>>14132620
why cum of course

>> No.14132654

>>14129154
I prefer british style and I'm an American

>> No.14132677

>>14132620
It's called country gravy. It's just a bechamel with some black pepper that's made with bacon/sausage grease instead of butter.

>> No.14132866

>>14129193
streaky/american style bacon is from the belly, same as pancetta

>> No.14132915

>>14129353
Imagine being this wrong.

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>>14132677
>It's just a bechamel with some black pepper
Yeah that's a big no cuz.

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>>14129154
What if we ended the British-American Bacon War and just concluded that pork is delicious and adopt Australian style which essentially combines both?

>> No.14133257

>>14129140
Would love to try that some day, but it is unlikely I will ever travel to the UK and doubt I could find all the ingredients.

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>>14133182
British style already combines both, that's just a bigger cut.

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